Why do British people always feel the need to make fun of the

The whole planet hates America. Get over it.

Everyone makes fun of us because we're popular

>>136956781
Partly jealousy, partly because America is a blunt stick to beat others into line.

>>136956781
We don't care. It's an internet/tv phenomena. The average person on the street doesn't even talk about America. And if they do, it's generally neutral/positive.

Because you're all so sensitive and it's funny as shit

>>136957150
this.
the universal "doing it wrong" in uk is america.
we are like a small shit canada that still has respect becauese of our shared history.
i hate my countrymen with a passion and wish to return to the era of freedom that you still have a scrap of.

>>136957041
No, it is only because you are fat and stupid.

>>136957292
this too.

>>136957475
Leave your bedroom, son

>>136957292
No we aren't you fucking faggot

>>136956781
We fucked with their tea and they can't let it go

>>136956781
You guys just can't handle banter.

>>136956781
America thinks Europe is a country

>>136958251
Europe thinks america is a country

Most don't. Only try hards and middle class, pretentious liberals, feel the need to mock America.

Fuck America, they nuked Japan, TWICE!

>>136957041
This.

Faggots with no arguments have to resort to character assassination to make any kind of point. Guess which side of the politicial sphere they exhibit?

>>136957730
kek

As an American why should I care what British people think? I can go years without thinking about them. They're obsessed with us and cannot go a single day without whining about how something we did affected them.

>>136958251
Aren't you all part of merkel's caliphate these days?

it's just banter m8 obviously america is 2nd best country in the world (after great Britain)

sometimes people here have strange perceptions of america, liberals often mock trump and say really faggoty shit.
a lot of people though, including a lot of people i personally know, think that america is basically all like california. all we really see from america is news about trump and really gay media and movies etc. you start to get the impression that all americans are faggot liberals that hate themselves, it's really strange. when people say they don't like america and i ask them why, they can't really explain it but i've had a few people say "they're all like "oh my gahhd"" ****intense LA accent

seriously if you're a normie brit that doesn't know much about america, it looks like you're all mega faggots and are the source of all degeneracy and then every now and then someone can't take it anymore and spergs out and shoots up a mall or something.

sorry i have to tell you this, i know you are not all faggots

Most bongs I know love America. It's the kind of good-natured ribbing friends give each other. Look at the way Aussies and Brits shit on each other and national stereotypes.

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>>136957580
Not an argument

>>136956781
We don't usually.

We do find your cultural output to usually be complete shit though, and worth mocking.

It's just bants Son. Daddy is actually proud of you but he doesn't want your napper to swell so much your titfer don't fit.

>>136956781
Europe is worse

>>136960330
>Napper
>Titfer
Thanks, I think

t b h making fun of france and germany is more ingrained into our culture

>>136956781
jealousy, obviously

>>136956781
British people make fun of everything and everyone, including ourselves. Brit-on-Brit mocking is the most brutal.

>>136960880
Seriously. 90% of British humour is just taking the piss out of ourselves in a self-deprecating manner.

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>>136960880
>into xbox live match
>start talking
>OI GET A LOAD OF THIS STUPID FATASS AMERICAN
>mutes
Good times.

>>136956781

It's just bants, you pussy.

>>136959903
Traitor

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Burgers just can't into banter

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>>136961812
The absolute STATE of Amerilards

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>>136962022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnnZ7ZpWtw0

Jealousy, imagine being a brit after ww2. Britain used to be the king of the world, and now they've been eclipsed by their former colony.

>>136961812
TOO MUCH BANTER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OcldMG932o

>>136956781
Making fun of others is all that Brits have left. Truth is, they don't give a shit about anyone (including themselves).

>>136956781
Ignore them. Britain is dead. First muslim country in Europe soon. They think they are better than rest of the world while they becoming biggest laughing stock.

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>>136962402
>Brits can bantz

>>136956781
I'm quite fond of America and Americans

>>136962402
sounds loik a standard Mancunian pls ignore this

that fake accent from the american is appalling though syo americans

>>136962788
>t. non country
we're not speaking czech here are we now

>>136956781
They genuinely hate us but when it comes to you guys its just jokes. Americans tend to take banter too seriously though.

>>136962788
Get back to making my public porn.

>>136962800

>Start loosing an argument
>HAHAH IT WAS ONLY BANTZ

holy fuck you guys really are retarded

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>>136963499
What are you talking about?

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>>136956781

Respecting an Anglo Chav's opinion on anything. That's where you fucked up mate.

>>136961127
have you tried not being a stupid fatass?

>>136964227
Have you tried rebuilding your empire?

>>136964227
>simply saying "sup guys" triggers the britcuck into a roaring estrogen filled rage

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>>136964167
Laugh it up, lardarse

>>136964456
I think you've missed the joke, anon

>>136956781
Why is the US the only anglo nation that has no concept of banter?

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>>136964227
>asking the impossible

Pic related, wings of freedom

>>136962788
How much for a blowie love? Can you break a 20?

>>136956781
Only fuckers to ever beat us in war.
Is it worth pissing on anybody else?

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It's simply that the older brother is jealous the younger brother. One who didn't listen to mum and gets rewarded with lots of guns and the protected Right to have them; an explicit Right to Speak what's on our burger minds, and to whomever we please; lots of land and the opportunity for common folk to own it; and just generally, for most of our history being the freest people the world has ever known, the real sore point with bongs being that our Freedoms are just the highest expression, the logical conclusion, of the Natural Rights of Englishmen, that have been in development since the days of the Witangenmot, and that Bongs tossed aside into the rubbish with takeaway tins and betting slips.

>>136956781

bc (((you))) are inferior, ignorant, crass materialists and laughing stocks for the rest of the world, you fat sob

>>136964825

KEEP DONATING TO ISISRAHELL

YOU FAT SOB

>>136964654
>anglo nation
>only 60% white
>50% of that is krauts, frogs, potatos and swedes
you tell me

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>>136964651
>tfw british heritage
>can't into banting
Why live?

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>>136964779
They didn't beat us mate, they were us. 1776 was by definition a British civil war. And we went back in 1812 and torched their cuckshed

>>136957283
This. My friends frI'm the UK leaned left, and talked a lot of shit about the US until they vacationed here and realized how vast and diverse this country is. Thesee people were so ignorant about the US before they came, that they thought they would be able to visit Disney world in Orlando and Nashville, TN in the same day.

>>136961812
Man, this guy is the world's worst ambassador. Can't handle the bong bantz AND he goes full 'merican be resolving fee fees with a lawsuit. We should revoke his citizenship and leave him stateless.

>>136965513
That goes both ways. Burgers assume every brit lives in London, or that we all know each other.

>hey buddy, you're British? I met a guy from England once, John his name was, do you know him?

>>136965164
Don't worry anon, I'll explain.

Since the conversation was about being american, when your fella there says "this stupid fatass american" you can take that as "this american (making him a stupid fatass)", or "this american who is also a stupid fatass". See you've naturally assumed it the way that victimises you for being american, but the banter comes when I reply to you as though it was the other case- offering you try fixing 2 of your 3 problems and omitting the american part, and by directing the conversation that way, I effectively agree on the choice for you- making you the joke not because you're a stupid fatass, but because you agree with the insult upon yourself having been the one to say it in the first place.

It's like opinion rape. Your consent was not needed to reach our agreement.

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>>136965685
Rest of it

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>>136965320
Truth. I just got back from the North Bridge in Concord, MA. Was talking with the park ranger, as we overlooked a grave containing 2 British soldiers from that altercation. Was respectfully kept up, correct pre-potato Jack, and he was talking how both sides regretted killing cousins. That's one reason the Hanoverian Faggot George III had to purchase Hessians.

>>136957024
They hate us cus they ain't us

>>136963619

You have entered a higher being of bantz my friend. Welcome to

Zyklon 4.b

>>136957720
He's absolutely right, though. You can literally go to prison in the UK for criticizing Islam online. Fuck your sad, rainy, little Socialist island.

>>136965931
Interesting, New England, and the northeast generally has the bantz. The south doesn't seem to. They wanted to recreate a feudal society after all, with politeness and deference to authority paramount.

>>136965974
>Was respectfully kept up, correct pre-potato Jack
Nice.

Fucking George 3rd, syphillitic retard. You can't help wonder what history would have been like without that tool.

>>136956781
All glory is fleeting, so we talk banter to remind you that one day you will be where we are now.

>>136965837
That's true. Considering how small the UK is compared to say, the Midwest or the American south, or Alaska, I would say Brits are more in the wrong assuming everyone is from Dallas or LA.

There are lots of leftie metro-Americans who also greatly underestimate the resources this country claims. I.e., if CA were a country, it would have something like the 3rd highest GDP in the world. The US is just too big for the average human to conceptualize. I get some friendly jibbing but there are far too many people on both sides of the pond that take the jokes far, far too seriously

>>136965974
A FUCKING TREE

>>136960212
Dude this country is huge. The cultural difference from California to say Michigan, is fucking massive. Californiansis are Californians--nobody but Californians are like what you see in the movies and shit

>>136965893
i always imagine americans absolutely raging when they get made fun of everything is an attack on their dignity as far as they're concerned
you literally cannot offend the eternal anglo
and if you think they're offended or raging at something- it's probably a joke

this banter runs deeper than you think

i really think most americans would start to go insane if they had to live around us lmao

>>136960330
>Napper
>tifter
d-did you just swear at me??

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>>136965075
>America
>Anglo Nation

That's cute Basil. English Americans are only about 7% of the country, nowhere near being 50% of white people in US.

And most Anglos are now a rural people.

>>136966429
1688, really. Parliamentary Supremacy over all has really fucked things up. Especially one mass propaganda has allowed democracies to be hacked my the media owners. If you had a real monarch, it could have stood up and protected the British people from invasion and eventual genocide. Sad truth is that Betty has presided over the beginning of the dilution of you all.

>>136966692
And even then, only the ones from Metro areas. People from NorCal sans SanJose, frisco, other usual (brown) suspects are all people who love hunting and shooting guns in the desert. Most of northern California is just a demographic extension of white Arizonans or Utahns.

The worst liberals, besides city schmucks, are from cold states. East Coast faggots, people in MN and MI who are usually sheltered from reality and crime in their small religious towns, and every leftie in WA state.

>>136966661
What'll really jog your noggin in knowing you can fit THREE USA's into Africa.

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>>136966857

>>136956781

americans are unironically very insecure because their entire culture is based around them being #1

note how most americans literally do not have a concept of banter in america and find the black cultural aspect of "roasting" each other intimidating

>>136966857
People outside the US often get offended, too. Some people are so thin-skinned that they get offended even at polite questions. The thing about insulting people, "but they shouldn't get offended because it's just banter" isn't healthy imho.

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>>136956781
it's called banter you fucking yank

>>136967118
Most small towns in Michigan are Republican. The whole state is red except the city portions, which is where i live. I'd say the liberals are just as bad here as commifornia

>>136967118
Sorry, I meant people NOT from metro/brown areas

>>136966857
It's interesting. Having spent some unfruitful time in Brit/pol/, I can see the differences. In the US, anon internet is like a steam vent for pissed off NEETs and assorted losers. But Brit NEETs still seem to keep their cool better, generally.

>>136956781
its just dad being asshurt that his son is far more successful

>>136967338
Never been to the USA I see. The 13 year old edge lords that post on this website are not indicative of the temperamental humor of the individuals of this nation :^)

>>136967187
Yet Africa still lacks the same biodiversity the US has. It is huge though.

>>136967187
jesus fucking christ that's a lot of based black men

I lived in America for years and years. The vast superiority of America's culture and humour is so disgustingly obvious it hurts if I haven't turned tail to being basically a burger. It's honestly out of jealousy and a subconscious need for trying to cling on to the hope that Britain and British culture isn't a fucking joke to the rest of the planet and not seeming like exactly what it is: a diet, off-brand cola compared to America being THE Coca-Cola.

Britain, especially England, is so cultural defficient, they feel the need to prod at the actual hot shit to maintain the mental image of being hot shit like their ancestors were 200 years ago.

It's not even about "banter" either. Brits can't even take being ripped on like Americans rip on each other. Step up banter to roasting, and the typical bong will enter into a defensive fury. I had to become self-employed because the pussies here can't handle it (in addition to telling the rest of the workplace that they're losing orders because they're doing things the "British" way instead of focusing on customer first service like the rest of the planet and actually acting on it while they'll complain and say no if a customer's needs will mess around with their rigid schedules and routines).

This country deserves Sharia. I miss you burgers loads.

>>136957283

This, nobody actually even considers you guys and you don't seem to understand this, it's weird it's like you're an attention seeking child on a national scale.

>>136967338
>black
>not American

>>136967564
nice proxy

>>136966905
You have no idea what you're talking about. Adding together English and "American" (who are Scots Irish, i.e from Cumberland, England area mostly) you get over 50%. Colin Woodard has stated that if immigration to the US stopped at the revolution, we'd currently have 160 million Americans, almost all of British descent.

>>136967187
As opposed to trying to fit all Africans into America? Like you're trying to do...

>>136967443
That's what I meant. My very left wing family literally does not believe me when I tell them about how bad the crime is in Mexican neighborhoods in socal. I was literally shot and they doubled down on the gun ban idea. Surrounded by whites so they never see the truth and use race issues as a means to virtue signal.

>>136967564
t.misses jamals bbc

>>136966661
>California would be 3rd highest GDP on Earth

Nigger they're 7th and falling. Used to be 5th, as spics go up productivity goes down.

>>136958251
>EU flag
don't you fags think Europe is a country?

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>>136966905
>implying anglo-americans exist

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>>136967543
We keep feeding them (Green Revolution and perpetual, emergency gibs) and they keep breedin'.

>>136966392
Isn't New England the place with the most British heritage though?

>>136967886
My family lives in the Bay Area and seems to like "diversity" in small doses like an "exotic" restaurant opening down the street, but obviously San Francisco keeps Oakland next door at arm's reach.

Captcha: CALLE CALLE

>>136966392
t. Colin Woodard

>>136956781

They're projecting their insecurities. Canada cucks do they same to the US. Besides the politicians and some dindus, your country is awesome. Every Yank I've met in the EPCM field has been great.

>>136968022
Ypure right. The number is falling fast, though. The entire look of my neighborhood has changed dramatically as the spics flee ICE.

Still, that only one state in the union ranks in the top 10 of the world is incredible. That was my point. I'm not attached to Cali so whether it burns or not isn't my issue

>>136966857
>i really think most americans would start to go insane if they had to live around us lmao
I know I would because your food sucks shit

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>>136968422
I work in tech, and many of the Chinese and Indians make it clear to us that they think we're inferior to them. So perhaps you're right and it's insecurity. Sad.

>>136968150
BTW the UN recently upgraded this, it's now between 7 and 12 BILLION Africants by 2100, at current growth.

>>136968422
Every Canadian I met whIle working at the Mayo clinic has also been great. There are more based leafs than people think

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>>136968583
Funny thing is, some of the most enjoyable food I've eaten was when I traveled through a rural part of England and stayed at guest houses. Very warm and hospitable people, unlike another stereotype.

>>136968743
>mayo clinic

>be burger
>found hospital
>name it after artery clogging gunk

Sounds about right...

>>136956781
The Brits make fun of us? I didn't notice.

>>136968583
dreaming about those burgers tyrone?
fish and chips is very nice ok

>>136968239
correcto. Also, we're notable in having very low amounts of German ancestry... hardly any. The Puritans had no tolerance for Beer Gardens, and drinking on Sunday. Pretty much us and Utah (Mormons are evolved Puritans, who started in VT and NY). They didn't get potatoed and pasta'ed that's why Mormons look the most all-American, i.e Original New England, i.e. East Anglian/Wessex/etc before we braindrained Essex 400 years ago (sorry).

>>136968618
Lmao when chinks do this. Talk about insecurity, Asians have it the worst. Empires as old as man and look where they are now...the best strive to surgically remove the Asian features of their forefather's to look more white, and the worst are literally eating each other.

Favorite is when they talk about IQ superiority. All you have to do is point out India's/China's absolutely horrendous average and they freak--the US and American wealth are 100% responsible for the "Le smart Azn" stereotype and that eats them alive.

>>136968397

any Angloshpere fags wanna learn up about the rival British people who founded different parts of America, here it is, form the man himself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9XMTdRwWVg

>>136956781
Don't British people take the piss out of everyone? Not just Americans.

>>136967564

"Literature? Art? Music? Architecture? No, no, no, culture is being a coarse vulgarian. Curse the heavens for denying me the 60% face!"

>>136956781
>Like is it a cultural thing over there?

Because you speak like this.

>>136958251
By size comparison it is

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>>136968548

>>136956781
I guarantee you if you went up to an average Brit and you said "what dya think of Americans?" they'll probably say "there alright, can i go back to work please?"

>>136967703
You are so fucking stupid it's shocking.

There are so many mistakes here, I don't really know where to begin.
Here is America:
Germans: 48 million
Black: 41 million
Irish: 36 million
Mexican: 31 million
English: 26 million
"Americans": 19 million (largely Scots-Irish, who aren't English)
Italian: 18 million
Polish: 9 million
French: 9 million
Scottish: 6 million
Scots-Irish: 5 million
Native American: 4.9 million
Dutch: 4.8 million
Norwegian: 4.5 million

The Scots-Irish are not English.

>>136956781
Because you're a British ex-colony.

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>>136966275
You're absolutely wrong. There are no blasphemy laws, there is "hate speech" laws.

>American intellectual spills his spaghetti again.

>>136965978
We hate you because you arrogant fucks have your heads so far up your arses you can taste your colons.

>>136969138
What I've observed from the Chinese is a lot of portrayal, cargo cults, and virtue signaling. They often don't think in a results-oriented manner, but instead focus on how they're "inherently superior" because of their ancient cultures (good point about look where they are now BTW), or they make a big deal about "working hard" and "caring for their families" while the rest of us just do that without advertising it to everyone.

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We shit on you because you're family. Same reason we have banter with the convicts in Australia.

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>>136969234
Everyone. Including ourselves.

Worry when we stop taking the piss.

The piss taking is a sign of affection.

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>>136970196
I appreciate the gesture, but at the same time, many Brits make it perfectly clear that we aren't "family" because most of our ancestry, including mine, isn't British, and politically we went separate ways in 1776. At the same time, Americans who posture as "Anglos" and talk about English history as if its also "their" history get on my nerves, too.

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>>136969476

>>136969936
That can't be true. We have to pay $1000 co-pays to have a doc look at our colon for us.

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>>136970479
Your language = Anglo
Your founders = Anglo
Your culture = Anglo
Your law system = Anglo
Your capitalism = Anglo

Just because you got swamped in the 60s with the immigration act that doesn't mean the US isn't for all intents and purposes an Anglo country.

Why even fight it? Pretty clear we're better than everyone else.

>world's biggest empire in history
>world's current superpower

>>136971018
"Health insurance" is more like "protection money" because otherwise the visit would cost $20K. Naturally, in a real economy health care would be much cheaper, like a trip to a doc-in-the-box that Walgreens was experimenting with.

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>>136970479

>>136956781
Americans are awesome and stupid. Duality of the burger.

Stop calling us "limeys" you fuck!

>>136970479
>posture as Anglos
>"their" history

Are you retarded? Just because you're not Anglo, don't project your insecurities into how other people should behave. (And I'm not slagging on whatever you are). But, I am saying, you do realize there ARE Americans of Anglo descent, right? And you do know that those Anglos DO share English history with the mother country, don't you? How fucking retarded to do have to be? If (you) are from country x, and came to America, would I say you no longer have a shared history or blood with YOUR native land? Of course not. Grow up, be proud of what you are, and don't be butthurt when others do the same.

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>>136971359
>>136971604
One more:
US flag = Anglo

Agreed on the culture, I greatly enjoyed visiting the Cotswolds one summer, very warm and hospitable people who reminded me of the good elements of American culture.

Personally, I see a continuum with medieval England in myself, but I accept that many Brits don't agree with my thinking. Reality is what it is tho.

>>136970479
really? i don't mind that so much as long as they know what they're talking about

>>136972019
See my comment in
>>136972034
>Personally, I see a continuum with medieval England in myself

However, some Americans go "above and beyond" and affect a Britishness that isn't naturally there. FWIW other countries do this with the US because we're "cool" at the moment.

>>136966876
Fucking this. I don't get Bong insults, they're so pathetic and lack any real punch like calling someone a faggot. Oh no, some count called me a poofter, how will I ever recover? If they call me a cheeky wanker I might just have a panic attack!

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>>136972034
Looks better without the potato-stripes desu (nothing against potatoes just an aesthetic thing). This is a flag Washington raised.

>>136957720
>be brit
>leave bedroom
>get stabbed
>try to report stabbing
>get acid thrown in face
>scream out in anguish
>get fine for yelling
>try to reason with the constable
>jailed for hate crime
truly libertines they are

>>136972034
At the end of the day, i think we will always have more in common, than not. And if trump sorts the raise act, maybe things will get better.

>>136968051
>implying non-arabian Brits exist

>>136956781
It's just banter brah, we love you deep deep deep....deep deep deep down, we just have a hard way of expressing it sometimes comes across like we're a bunch of cunts

>>136972392
The "potato-stripes" do add a certain power to the flag, or maybe I'm just associating them with the height of the British Empire.

>>136972416
>>136972253
Thanks, I appreciate it.

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>>136972034
The US is what we should've been when Cromwell made us a Republic but he was a bit of an autist and ahead of his time.

>>136960234
but an clarification.

>>136956781
It's mainly because Americans are so easily upset, especially online. It's easy to make Americans ragequit things by making fun of generic American shit. It also doesn't help that Americans say crazy shit like "we saved you in world war two!" when, no, you weren't there and also the US gave as much to the Axis as they did to the Allies, and it was Communist Russia who rolled their tanks into Berlin and made Hitler shoot himself. And you guys generally harp on about being powerful/victorious in war but always lose and pretend you haven't (Vietnam/Iraq etc). And your culture is literally cancer.

>>136972791
>ahead of his time
Indeed: "I hope to render the English name as great and formidable as ever the Roman was."

English has even surpassed Rome in penetrating the entire world through the internet, commerce, etc.

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>>136972396
> be burger
> can't leave bedroom for fear of dindus
> buy guns online
> can't answer door to get guns for fear of dindus
> move to England for Safety
> get anal raped and plastic knife stabbed by "asian" dindus
> jailed for bad manners

>>136967338
>note how most americans literally do not have a concept of banter in america and find the black cultural aspect of "roasting" each other intimidating

This is definitely a more recent middle class thing in the Northeast. Most poor people still banter as do and did own my family quite extensively, despite being middle class for centuries. it seems to originate in competitive cultural elements that seem to proliferate in the suburbs for whatever reason

it really sucks nowadays as people flip out if you make fun of stuff and think you're being mean and unfriendly, or hostile and try to attack you

>>136965978
I would rather be a nigger than American although the two go hand in hand

>>136969936
This

>>136973187
you forgot the grand finale:
>raped to death in jail by a gang of pakis while the prison guards jerk off and giggle

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>>136970710
Did I reference that retarded hypothetical in my reply?

I just disproved that the English make up a significant amount of the white population.

All told, America is heavily German-Irish, with a little Italian and Slav thrown in. The English have (and continue to) fade(d).

>>136958157
Says the no-flag.

>>136956781
Everyone outside of the US is completely obsessed with the US and what you to notice them. It's really pathetic.

>>136956781
only paki scum make fun of US.
You are a valued ally, and a total bro.

>>136968839

What is up with that bacon?

>>136958251
No. Exactly the opposite. Which is why we don't want you to be the EU. You're killing yourselves trying to be like us. It's not going to work. Stop. Be yourselves again. We like you as individual places with individual cultures/people.

>>136973123
Bro, you left out the foundation of the modern world: English forms of government, political theory, English common law (patents, torts, etc). And INVENTING the Industrial Revolution. Nearly everything modern in this world is British. All of the above are foundational to... everything that's not a mut-hut-tier economy.

>>136957041
This. Everyone always wants to go to the US

>>136956781
Americans show themselves more often than not to be invariably stupid. It's like you're letting the side down. Stop it!

>>136959030
Solution: Don't blow up our ships/war with us.

>>136957283
this.
Although sometimes you think we're making fun of you and it's just banter. Like a lot of the stuff the US believe about the UK is actually banter between brits which americans take as rote.

Making fun of Americans is popular in all countries. You are assholes

>>136973302
Honestly I think a lot of it is PC culture and so many different ethnicities that those shared cultural bants atrophy in metro areas. SJW cancer is humor-free.

>>136973789
True.

Also, compare Jamaica (former British colony) to Haiti (former French colony), or Singapore and Hong Kong (former British colonies) to Cambodia and Vietnam (former French colonies). The Brits built solid institutions to last, while the French and others drained the countries like leeches and left a mess behind.

>>136969936
Stay salty my dude :^)

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>americans will get mad at others for acting like California is the same as the rest of the US then act like london is exactly the same as the rest of britain

>>136973460
>hypothetical
>thinks "proof" is just him arguing by assertion
Bro it's a scholastic citation. But I knew you're not adult enough to have a convo.

>>136968583
must suck when you're over here and have to eat actual meat and vegetables instead of fucking high fructose corn syrup bread with high fructose corn syrup spread all over it and a niiice big fucking mug of high fructose corn syrup to wash it all down you fat insulin coma induced faggot

>>136973947
At least we aren't pussies. I'd rather be an asshole than a pussy, honestly

It's cus they know they are our bitch

But we're Israel's bitch

>>136973666
Perhaps it's a different cut, dunno tbqh.

>>136974055
Yup. Even in North America, south of Canada, the French didn't have cities as much as disposable trading forts. All of the former British colonies are better off today for the Jack attack, and many thrive like crazy (Asia). under supreme forms of government and law.

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>>136969936
>>136974237
oiii m8s. i'm going to have to see some permits for these shitposts. if you refuse i will have no choice but to ask you nicely again.

Nonsense, we love you. We even have special days where we celebrate our love for you all.
My areas Yanks day was last week.

>>136956781
Your tourists are atrocious mate, that's why

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>>136973666
>>136974602
Also, witnessed.

Most Brits don't hate America and most Americans don't hate Brits. We rib each other then go out for a beer after.

>>136973947
the impact on the world if denmark were to cease existing would be 0

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>>136958251
You know how hillarious it is that you called the USA America after saying we call Europe a country? Pic related, its Europe.

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>>136974221
A citation of a hypothetical

I can cite hypotheticals and counter factuals all day. The mere exercise of "citation" doesn't imbue them with extra power.

I have British ancestry myself, but America is a strikingly different place than England.

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>>136956781
They're our Dad. They make fun of US to make US better. If you weren't raised by a single mother who mercilessly fucked your dad over for gibs and intentionally deprived you from ever seeing him again, you'd know this already.

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>>136975286
>England make the US better

You don't into stats much, huh?

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>>136975610
freshen your drinks, govna?

>>136974723
>>136975222
Nice photos, glad to see appreciation of history.

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>>136975805
Implying you wouldn't ream out a cute chav

I'd rather live in the US, we don't even have freedom of speech here.

>>136975509
You have 5 times the population as us though.

I couldnt care less how Brits view us, i will always love them. I feel closer to them than anyone else.

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I'll give you an honest Bong opinion as I'm slightly drunk. Make of it what you will.

1) We take the piss because it's a very Bong thing to do with one's friends. We call our friends 'wankers', 'twats' and 'idiots' endearingly. Same thing with Aussies and 'cunt'. Maybe Americans just don't understand and misinterpret it.
2) Americans get extremely defensive and butthurt online it seems...this just makes you bigger targets
3) We consider you family, and families love to squabble. The same Bong who mocks you for Vietnam would also fight to the death for you against communists.
4) Butthurt on our part. You are literally the son who grew stronger than his Dad. Of course there's a bit of jealousy and the freedoms you have are enviable. We brush this aside though as you're pretty much Brits in exile and are still one of us (at least, a lot of you are).

Hope this cleared things up. For the record I love the US. Imagine being a father and the son who moved out at a young age after an argument became a millionaire...you'd still have affection for him.

>>136976132
Maybe move here, 50 states to choose from. YOLO

>>136976082
i mean i would but she'd look better pale. it appears her and trump use the same brand of bronzer.

>>136956781
>muh stoopid yanks lol we brits are so superior
>i feel good about myself now
*reads grauniad while waiting 6 months for NHS treatment*

>>136976434
Bless you Bongs

>>136958406
This

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>>136976517
Chav's do like their fake tan, but pic related was in my fit chav folder

>>136976434
Yeah, pretty much this.

>>136956781
New cross thread

Sweden has crossed the line, it's beyond saving

>>136973440

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>>136976434
Yay I've always wanted to read something like this. I actually trust you anons unlike people who front in real life.

>>136976854
thats more to my liking. i want my anglo/irish/german/nord girls to be pale as fuck

>>136976854
>my fit chav folder

gonna need an upload breh

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>>136961812
>New York
Really gets those synapses firing.

>>136966857
you would end the banter quick living around us after the first ass beating.

>>136973666
It's a different cut. Americans eat "streaky" bacon.

>>136956781
They're just projecting their insecurities. The UK really sucks to live in so they cope by making fun of America.

>>136959030
dont fuck with us, dont get obliterated.

>>136959030
...and only after that did Japan surrender, sort of.

>>136977565
what shithole part of the country are you from? I've only known cunts from the Midwest that act this way when they get upset over being unable to counter banter

>>136957041
>Everyone makes fun of us
>we're popular
t. american

>>136956781
brits are not funny at all ( although they believ to be particular intelligent ) - in the uk I have met many idiots living in wet houses with single glassing , kind of a bullshit island full of islamist tras and niggers

>>136978372
I'm glad I'm not the only person who realizes that Midwesterners aren't the perfectly nice people they're made out to be for some reason.

>>136961812
Ironically, this is how I hire new employees. I make offhanded comments and shit talk them during interviews just to see their reaction. Those who shit talk back go to the top of the stack. Those who get defensive or act offended get the 'Thanks for stopping by speech.'

>>136977565
eeuuugghhh
absolute cringe

>>136977163
just image search "sexy chav girls" and prepare to have a chub

>>136978614
Emotionally fragile people are a liability in a stressful situation.

>>136978492
I don't know where the meme comes from. My mother is from there and half my cousins are little dumb shits that can't take any level of humor. They'll try and start something when someone is busting their balls because they're too dull to think of a comeback

my point early in the thread is that the northeast is becoming more and more this way and I don't know why. It's really unpleasant, it's like these dumb cunts have never been to HS. How do you get through HS without being able to take a joke?

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>>136976434
Thank you and God Bless. Enjoy your drink!

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>>136979216
>middle

damn

>>136978835
I just reread your earliest post. Might be part of PC culture where every kid gets a participation award, etc. I still hear people with little "education" make "homphobic" remarks, so I assume they haven't been as brainwashed by PC culture. I live on the opposite side of the country from New England, tho.

>>136978614
Shows mental agility and fortitude. Smart enough to realise they're being messed with and to come up with a retort - and balls enough to pay it back

>>136964167
>guy on the right realizes what is going on and how fucked up his life is

>>136979412
General orientation, too. Bad people tend to project onto others and assume the worst, while good people are kinder and better-humored.

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>>136956781
Penis envy.

I like the Brits a lot. I went to college/uni in London, and most are pretty cool people. There is among them, however, a small but vocal and active core of eternally assmad Imperialists who will never, ever get over the fact that they've been eclipsed by a former colony and are now in fact subordinate to it. For them, the Victorian period is merely paused and they believe they'll reclaim their former glory once the US is somehow brought to heel. I think the Indians and the Chinese would have a few things to say about that, to say nothing of their own increasingly non-white population.

The archetype of this mentality is Jeremy Clarkson. I don't think he's gone more than five minutes without whining about the US in his entire futile life. How a guy who shares a hairdresser with Rhea Perlman and a physique with Al Bundy can go about an entire lifetime that vaginally-ravaged and arrogant is beyond me, but that's what those revanchists are like. The whole of their identity is built around the belief that the English are some sort of super-race destined to dominate all mankind, and the whole of their emotional range is a cuntiness brought on by the fact that the United States in fact occupies this role.

>>136979383
no offense but I really haven't liked anyone I've ever met from the West Coast either, they don't seem to understand irony or sarcasm at all.

Maybe, I didn't go to a public school so I don't know if that is where the bullshit creeps in nowadays. It seems much more prevalent in suburbs where people are stripped of regional culture and have this really competitive achievement type mindset. I guess it is because they also can never let their guards down or one of their peers will use it against them for some advantage

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>>136979893
None taken, as I'm not originally from here. Something else I've noticed is hypocrisy about being "chill" when someone else's time and money is being spent, but doing a 180 when it's on them. Comes across as inconsiderate to me. Lots of fake friendliness, too.

In public school and the workplace, we are inundated with PC culture.
>stripped of regional culture and have this really competitive achievement type mindset
People do not feel content or secure, so they seek out happiness in pursuing a raise, a bigger house, a more luxurious car, etc. If you joke about their person, it's like hitting a raw nerve.

Brits hide their good looking women away.

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>>136956781
Cos you're dummies

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>>136956781
Because, they know what future holds for them....becaming a US territory,like Guam......

>>136981341
kek
>Be Hardee's aka Carl's Jr. (great for brand recognition)
>Let's get in on this web banter stuff to draw in young customers
>Time for epic banter with Wendy's
>TRIGGERED! PULL THE PLUG!

>>136982084
i love how wendy's is blatantly marketing to us. much more based than mcdonald's pathetic attempt to subtle shill here.

>>136956781
because the only culture they came across with, is dead by now, eternal anglo

>>136982566
>mcdonald's pathetic attempt to subtle shill here
How do they do it? I've seen them reinvent themselves a thousand times. Now they've "economy engineered" (cheap-ass-ed) their food so much that it's like cardboard. And last time I went, that fucking 7UP cuck-mercial was playing.

>>136980737
p. good bants, anyway have the Pringles one? That fake friendliness thing is definitely catching on, and it isn't just a liberal thing. I've known a few friends, who were really sour people in HS, that picked up evangelical Christianity in college and now constantly are putting on that fake friendliness act.

It's just being uptight and overly competitive, sometimes I wish I could live in the UK but there's too much I like about the US

>>136983065
You could still "hop the pond" and visit once in a while.

>>136982793
if you hang around the blue sfw boards you will notice sublte references to mcdonalds that add nothing to the actual story. especially on /biz/ but also elsewhere.
example:
>be me
>get off the bus, put my headphones on
>turn the corner to head over to Mcdonald's
>suddenly 5 black guys surround me
>"hey white boi gibs us moneee"
>p-please don't hurt me le based black men
>get stabbed

>>136983393
I dunno, I could never really be a Brit so I think living there long term would be kind of depressing. I just hope these social trends don't continue as I'm getting sick of wasting my humor on dullards that just want to repeat the plots of movies scene by scene

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>>136984273
Strange, perhaps they have us pegged. These companies have people in charge of social media presence (obviously) so perhaps they've extended their tentacles to here.

>>136956781
I mean it's an inferiority complex.

It's kinda sad, because they too can be as great as the United States, they just need to follow the principles of individualism, personal freedom and small government. They're not culturally that much different from the US.

It's fucking pathetic

Europe in general too

Small ass European countries are full of people who are like LOL YOU DONT KNOW EVERY NUANCE OF OUR HISTORY LIKE WE DO YOURS?

It's like dude, yeah, no shit, you're irrelevant, sorry you love us so much and can't stop projecting and thinking we have any reason to care about each of you

Lmao

>>136965837
Dude, your whole goddamned island is literally the size of Oregon or Wyoming.

Big States, but not the biggest. Not even top five.

They don't ASSUME that you all must know each other, they SURMISE that you very well could, considering the fucking tiny, puny, meager, and insignificant land mass of your whole country.

Get it through your skulls, we could fit like five of your whole countries inside Texas.

You're fucking TINY. TINY ASS LITTLE PLACE. You're just a DOT, that's all you are!

>>136985402
Not trying to police your language, but as a right-libertarian myself, I try to say government limited in scope instead of small to distance myself from the dudeweed-libertarians.

Interestingly, the US was very much and outgrowth of the UK, but sadly our "dad" has taken a different turn in recent years, although Brexit gives me hope.

>>136985402
No they can't, what made the US a great is that the people who left Europe to start in a new land actually had to have balls to do that

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>>136985726
Mate where we send our worst (straya) first world countries rise. We made African shitholes bloom. Most of those adventurers who conquered a quarter of the world came back home...

>>136985726
Not really the people who left Europe were dumb (average IQ of 19th century America was like 75 in today's terms), usually criminals, who owed money to someone, low socio-economic status. They often were slaves when they came here.

They only thing that made america great was it's system of governance from 1800s-1950s. I.e. nobody gave a shit who was in power, or who the president was, because the government had no real power.

>>136985670
>Interestingly, the US was very much and outgrowth of the UK, but sadly our "dad" has taken a different

It's true in the economic sense (bing "economic freedom index by country", UK is actually ahead). But we are chugging along on the old glory.

Not true when it comes to personal freedoms though, hate speech, guns etc.,

>>136985023
or they hire neets who already post here and now get paid to do it

>>136965931
Yeah, depending on which area of the country you go to, there are vast swaths of land in the US where absolutely NO ONE has any sense of humor at all.

Large parts of the South and Midwest are like this, nothing but concrete-heads. And you could stop at a gas station or watering hole and tell a rather innocuous joke just to break the ice and find everybody staring at you like you just shit on the floor.

And then an old couple will leave, shaking their heads in distress, and a big bearded guy will come out and ask you to kindly leave, and you'll be like, "Wait, what?"

And he'll be like, "Sir, please." and give you this earnest look, and you'll leave and go out to your car, and see people inside looking out at you, shaking their heads at you, and you'll just start your car and drive off, and then maybe the next town will be normal.

It happens all the time.

>>136956781
The British make fun of everyone. You should see how they mock the French. Hilarious.

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>>136986329
>People who left Europe were dumb

Not this fucking meme again. Northern European IQ was never 75. That's basically retarded. The country pretty much only allowed Germans, Irish, and some Scandis for like 100 years.

The idea that those people built an empire on a 75 IQ is insane. It's a meme pushed by leftists to trick current Americans into accepting mass third world immigration.

Stop repeating it.

>>136962402
>Two drunk Brits arguing calling each other Brits as if it's an insult
We have reached peaked banter.

>>136956781
Just go with the fucking banter lads give and take it's not fucking hard for fucks sake. Fucking hell.

>>136987316
>The idea that those people built an empire on a 75 IQ is insane.

They didn't. Anglos did, and America's never had an amazing empire like the rest of the world.

All you had was the Philippines and you sold that away in your jealousy of our empire.

>>136985651
>America still hasn't surpassed our power (we could literally control first world nations' foreign and domestic policies)
>America still hasn't built a larger Empire
>America is more than 10x larger than us

You yankees are pathetic.

>>136988573
>jealousy of our empire
hard to be jealous of a country with knife bins and sodomite police officers

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>>136988573
Get the fuck out of here. The English empire was shit next to the American one. Absolute shit.

We could push a button and end you in 5 min. Our army, on its weakest fucking day, could roll over your soggy shit army.

The Anglos were involved here in the US initially, but they are now basically an ineffectual backwoods people.

I mean, you'd be hard pressed to find a single Anglo of note in our country's leadership (political/ economic).

You've been kiked, and micked, and krauted to extinction.

>>136989144
i'd rather have to shoot and stab shitskins then hand over a plastic knife to an officer in drag driving a rainbow-colored police cruiser

>>136979812
All Clarkson does is make fun of the French, make fun of the Argies, talk about 'lad' stuff and sometimes mention how the yanks are always late to wars. Standard Anglo banter: not your finest, but not your worst, in other words.

If you really think Clarkson (or Cuckson as I've now taken to call him, after his decision to endorse the remain side in the referendum) focuses all his energy on raging at America, then that shows us more about how you - and to an extent some Americans - feel about Britain, then it shows the opposite.

What I'm basically saying, it that you're the one who's arse-mad about Brits. Don't know why, maybe it's because we've won the culture and political war without even having a tenth of your GDP; and we've won it by being a talented, inventive, intelligent - but most of all - pioneering race.

Now, I'm not saying you yanks don't have some of those qualities, but you don't have them in abundance like us. Most the world's favourite literature are British (Mark Twain, E. Allen Poe, and that women (I forgot her name) are your nation's classics, and people only know Twain for Huckleberry Finn (and that's only because it spams nigger like an Australian shitpost thread)). Most of Hollywood's Directors are either British, Anglophiles or people clearly subservient to a British interest, as well as your directors. Your music is British (there's been a British invasion, but not really an American one). Your philosophy and ideas are British (this mostly applies to you Americans, and not people in general).

Face it, we've won without anyone even noticing. Stealth win, basically.

>>136989333
Check 'em.

>hand over a plastic knife to an officer in drag driving a rainbow-colored police cruiser
That's just a caricature. On the other hand, the demographics in the US are changing and they're being encouraged to keep their non-white "identities" so balkanization big time. On the bright side, whites are waking up big time, too.

>>136989300
Firstly, you don't have an empire anymore. Nobody really does.

Secondly, China, Russia, France and we can end the world in a push of a button; that's not an impressive feat anymore.

Thirdly, you're right about that ethnicity one. I mean, why else would you need to make America great again?

Fourthly, you're comparing a 20th century Empire to a 21st century nuclear power.
That's like comparing the Spanish Empire to the Roman Empire. The Spanish Empire could thwart the Romans because of superior future tech, but that doesn't mean they're influence is greater.

Britain is kill

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>>136988683
This is the dumbest post in the history of 4chan. Literally it's s new fucking record for stupidy. And of course it comes from a Limey, inarguably the dumbed current people in Western Europe.

The United States has controlled, literally controlled all of Western Europe since WWII. Huge Swaths of East Asia (Japan, South Korea), pretty much all of Central and South America, and god knows, the Middle East as well.

We've overthrown more governments, installed more puppets, protected more nations, and frankly ruined some too, than any other Empire in history.

Holy fuck, English are dumb as bricks.

classic banter scene, for the education of our colonial cousins

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s57RjAY59uU

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>>136989801
We still have an empire, dipshit. But it'll be on its way out in coming decades perhaps (or perhaps not).

Dumb Limey thinks "Make America Great Again," has something to do with adding English people to America.

We already have a ton of useless English in our trailer parks, why would we look to add some more?

>>136990058
>inarguably the dumbed current people in Western Europe.
nice burn wordsworth

I see it now and again up here in scotland, until i remind them about all the american tv and music they consume

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>>136965978
this

>>136990058
>The United States has controlled, literally controlled all of Western Europe since WWII. Huge Swaths of East Asia (Japan, South Korea), pretty much all of Central and South America, and god knows, the Middle East as well.

Yeah, Britain also controlled the Solar System.

You may have won wars against nations like Japan and Germany, but you certainly aren't in control of them. The only European nation you've ever controlled is Germany, and so did we and France.

>>136990737
>We still have an Empire
What Empire? Whenever I ask this you yanks post your military bases, which aren't colonies. They're not even American soil, which they technically should be, because you have to ask to use them.

>>136991111
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>>136991111
Witnessed.

No empire, just puppet governments like the Philippines.

>>136990058
Let's think of what governments you've overthrown.

Iraq and Egypt/Libya and maybe 4 or so small SA countries.

Meanwhile, we overthrew every Indian Kingdom, overthrew almost all of the Middle East's government, overthrew the Kaiser, overthrew the governments of every Asian colony; the list goes on.

For all those examples, bar the Kaiser we've installed a puppet for.

Our focus as a nation wasn't on protection, but we protected France in WWI (although that wasn't intentional) and we've protected Canada from you.

>>136991498
You mean Duterte? The guy who insulted your ex-President and your country.

http://www.newsweek.com/philippines-president-rodrigo-duterte-one-year-quotes-630011

What a puppet you have.

>>136992051

https://archive.is/NPfEj

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>>136974698
>oi

>>136992051
Countries overthrown by US since WWII:

China 1949 to early 1960s
Albania 1949-53
East Germany 1950s
Iran 1953 *
Guatemala 1954 *
Costa Rica mid-1950s
Syria 1956-7
Egypt 1957
Indonesia 1957-8
British Guiana 1953-64 *
Iraq 1963 *
North Vietnam 1945-73
Cambodia 1955-70 *
Laos 1958 *, 1959 *, 1960 *
Ecuador 1960-63 *
Congo 1960 *
France 1965
Brazil 1962-64 *
Dominican Republic 1963 *
Cuba 1959 to present
Bolivia 1964 *
Indonesia 1965 *
Ghana 1966 *
Chile 1964-73 *
Greece 1967 *
Costa Rica 1970-71
Bolivia 1971 *
Australia 1973-75 *
Angola 1975, 1980s
Zaire 1975
Portugal 1974-76 *
Jamaica 1976-80 *
Seychelles 1979-81
Chad 1981-82 *
Grenada 1983 *
South Yemen 1982-84
Suriname 1982-84
Fiji 1987 *
Libya 1980s
Nicaragua 1981-90 *
Panama 1989 *
Bulgaria 1990 *
Albania 1991 *
Iraq 1991
Afghanistan 1980s *
Somalia 1993
Yugoslavia 1999-2000 *
Ecuador 2000 *
Afghanistan 2001 *
Venezuela 2002 *
Iraq 2003 *
Haiti 2004 *
Somalia 2007 to present
Honduras 2009
Libya 2011 *
Syria 2012
Ukraine 2014 *

>>136992051
>You mean Duterte?
No, I mean early 20th century. However, Duterte is trying to become an "island Erdogan" and is using the "drug war" as a pretext for taking out his political opponents.

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>>136992051
You are an incredibly poorly educated human being.

>>136990806
What is autocorrect you Anglophile faggot?

>>136992562
These are all attempts...the ones with the star were successful

>>136957024
Yeah, just take it like an american and be obnoxious as hell when visiting other nations.

>>136957024
fpbp

>>136956781
Honestly? Because the internet has outed your average american teen as being a complete fucking retard.