AUSTRALIA YES http://www.9news.com.au/national/20 17/08/11/

>>136918293
God I hope there's a war.

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>>136918293

>Australian Army in 2017

>>136918293
>Australia invaded
>Loses because women army
>Invaders thing they won, then last second the emus come and kill them all

>>136918591
Second emu war when?

>>136918293
At least the uniforms should be well ironed.

>>136918591
Looks more Canadian to me

>>136918293
>Sending roasties to fight for the international banking cartel
Fine by me

>>136918591
When you do a parade or otherwise march publicly, you are supposed to arrange your soldiers from tallest to shortest or vise versa to avoid looking like a janky mess.

>>136918857
You can bet if there's a draft for real combat, it will only be for men.

>>136918874
That would be apart-height.

>>136918293
>No archive
NORWAY HELP

>>136918293
We need to start flying in guns to arm the disaffected Aussie men rebels who could build bases in the Outback to take back their country from the weakass girl sjw government.

Seriously fuck the nanny state.

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>>136918936
Fight for a country that doesn't even trust you to own a gun for self defense , definition of cuck

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>>136918591
Really barons my von steubens

>>136919095
True. I told my wife about this. She said its looking like its time to move to Russia.

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>>136918293
Why are you faggots obsessed with our news?

>>136918293
yes i see so the australians are going to send a offering of white poon to satiate the gooks blood lust. interesting it may just work

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When the government puts political correctness in front of the security of the nation it's time to leave.

>>136918293
Surprising no one who's been through DFRs recruiting process or seen any DFR advertising.

>>136919324
because when a dog shits in the yard, nobody cares.
When the dog shits on the table, then I pay attention.

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If Australia ever feels the need to fight another large-scale war (e.g. Vietnam), I'm skipping the draft. Our Government always sticks it's nose into other countries business in an effort to suck up to America.

>>136919639
Leave to where? Every western nation has gone full libtard and most other countries are either shit holes or Islamic or both.

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>>136919812
Good news for you. The last time we fought in Korea the government introduced national service. So if Trump keeps shooting his mouth off you may be getting off the dole.

>>136920250
I know. Tough choice but I'll take shit hole over libtard. There is a future in cleaning up shit, none in liberalism.

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>>136920324
Can they draft alcoholics?

Kek, you might as well start in listing Emus

>>136920634
All the head shed are alcos

>>136918591
Holy shit this looks like they are cosplaying as that aussie meme cartoon

>>136920634
In Australia they'd have to.

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>>136920879
touche

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>>136920879
> tfw I turned up to my psyche interview hung over and still drinking that morning
> tfw I was an armored personnel carrier/ASLAV driver for 4 years

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>>136918293

This is fucking retarded. I was in the military for 8 years, and this is some seriously stupid shit.

We need a war. A legit one. One that makes everyone harden the fuck up.

>>136921584
Nah mate they need more women for Electronic warfare operator spots in the RAN.
They'll shill that shit to fat chick's

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>>136918293
Honestly, it's about time that the armed forces in Australia stopped discriminating. After all, it's common knowledge that the main training bases are basically rape camps. I've seem some of the videos going around. Thank goodness Australia is changing this and /pol/ is getting behind it.

>>136918293
Australia is becoming dysfunctional. People are 'dropping out' left & right.

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>>136918293
Aus navy of 7 years here recently discharged
This isn't a meme people it's worse than you think i have a buddy who's an instructor down at Cerberus and he said the intakes now have more women then men
Sempro briefs , womens week , white ribbon , all white men are evil rapist , NAIDOC week etc etc
shit is getting out of hand i'm glad i'm out everyone is depressed as hell the only upside i see from it all is that a lot of normies are getting red pilled

>>136919185

I want to move the family to Sakhalin

>>136921740

EWOPs in the RAN? I guess if you were on a boat they could just sit there and do that.

Don't get me wrong, there's jobs for women in the military - but selectively NOT picking males to fulfil a cunt quota is retarded as fuck. Seriously dumb shit.

>>136918591
That does not qualify as an army.

>>136922197
I don't want to be around that noise. The armed forces sound like PC training camps.

>>136918780
her majesties special dress rcr uniform

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>>136918293
You know these people have never faced ANY hardship in their life. Please throw them into a warzone, teach them something.

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>>136922599

KIM NUKE THEM NOW!!!!

>>136919812
I'm in my mid-thirties and work in an industry that'd be vital for the war effort. I'll stay home and fuck your wife.

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>>136918780
army standard non-field

>>136918991
BAH GAWD!

I work at kapooka and some of the female recruits coming through, my god. It'll be funny seeing more burst into tears and freeze on the high-wire course, but it's not worth hamstringing our nations defense.

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>>136918780
field uniform no gear

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>>136918674
This.

I see what they're doing.
They're ensuring no army can effectively fight so they can push the NWO meme without resistance.

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>>136918780
w/ gear.. highest paid military in the world

>>136918293
>>136918591
china is shaking in fear

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>>136918293
How can Australian men even compete?

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>>136923004
ROOD

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>>136923024

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>>136922921
>>136922848
>>136922742
>>136922687
Unlike the aussies we've never lost a single battle. Not even during the world wars which we joined within 1 week of the British. We have the only undefeated military on the planet, highest paid too.

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My home country
Its over, they win.

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>>136923131
Get that helmet on

>>136923024
You will ROO the day you posted this

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>>136918293
Fill your millitery with smaller weaker recrutes that have menstrual cramps once a month. makes total sense in bizarro world

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>>136923124
We've also never occupied any country except for Article V of NATO ISAF required contribution which we couldn't turn down. We've joined every major conflict except Vietnam and Iraq. Imagine American military history without all the bad parts and 2x the pay. That's the leafs.

>>136923124
yeah but still... you ARE canadian. that's like being proud of having the world's smallest penis.

>>136923658
What's so bad about being Canadian again? Probably not the best country in the world but it's #2 or #3.

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>>136923658
Certainly better than France/UK. Twice the pay, half the taxes. By most measures we're the freest people in the world. I can harp on about the kikes all day and not even get a visit from the popo. Not bad.

To be fair on the women of this country though, they dominate in just about every international sport.

Also, when I was in the RAN, a female won top marksman in our division, but they're not able to compete physically with us men.

>>136923707
>What's so bad about being Canadian again?
well, there's nothing inherently bad about being canadian. it's just that the rest of the world doesn't really respect you at all.
let's put it this way: you're like the nice cousin that never does anything good or bad. when you show up to dinner, we place you at the kids' table any never really listen to what you have to say.
>that's nice, canada; now run along, i'm having tea with america.

>>136923087
Did u think of that filename all by yourself burger boy?

>>136923904
again, that's nice canada. now please, i'm discussing politics with germany and america.

>>136918591

Why can't we have a good march in the Royal Australian Regiment? The Army's march looks fucking low energy. Let's step this up, like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3jtHTYfOQg

>>136922197
that spider is fake as shit

>>136918293

>>136918293

Not just the Army.

We found out today that the NSW Fire Brigade has a mandate to reach a 50/50 Gender split in their ranks.

Best part?

The previous entrance exam that required applicants to conduct a series of physical tasks has been "equified". Previously you had to be able to drag, at a minimum, a human shaped dummy weighing 90 kilos a 100 meters.

Now it's a 30 kilo weight with handles 30 meters.

Good luck in burning houses, fat bastards.

Also;

They are also admitting Female Top Gun pilots, using a similar system that the U.S. scrapped in the 1990's because of a fatality and an inability of female pilots to actually do the job.

Even better - They only have to serve for three years - Men have to serve for 16.

>>136920485

I'm moving to Russia. I already have a TESL qualification. Fuck this cucked nation.

>>136924388

Cuntsman can get that big m8, it's not fake

>>136918780

No joke - We've been "inspired" by Canada.

They won't shut the fuck up about;

>Well, look at how AMAZING Canada is. Why don't we follow our Anglo Brothers down the progressive path? Look at how HANDSOME their Prime Minister is!

It's irritating as fuck.

>>136918874

m8, that's from Mardi Gras. You DO NOT want to see the rest of the parade.

They shouldn't even be allowed to march in that fucking freak show while in uniform.

>>136919095

>Won't let us own guns

>Won't let us join the military

>Minute there is a real war; "Men, go fight. Women, uh, take care of the "homefront" aka Jamal"

>>136918591
Why are Australians so homosexual?

>>136922197

Fuck I remember Naidoc week when I was in the APS. We had to make a totem painting and participate in indigenous spiritual dance.

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>>136918293
i don't get it, where's my white male privilege i've been hearing all my life

>>136918293
What are all of these women actually doing if they don't shoot the guns? Is our Army 50% Human Resources Department at this point? This is like the pre-reforms armies in Starship Troopers but even worse. What did they have, 5 support personnel per fighter? We must be at 50.

>>136924509

God I'd hate to be living in a bushfire prone zone.

This county's gone to the fucking dogs. What the hell is going on with all this liberal madness. I didn't think we were as bad as Germany and Sweden but this is insane. I hope there is a real revolt against this fucking shit. I want some change.

>>136922197

The investigation revealed that 12% of the ADF are female.

Females comprise 20% of the officers.

They also said that their are no spots open for Air Force recruitment until both the female and Aboriginal ratios are met (25% for females, no idea about Abos)

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>>136918591
>those faces

>>136922742
breedy gud, Australians are officially more homo than Canadia.

>>136923904

>Freest people in the world

>Go to jail for not engaging in faggot fetish play, criticizing ideas espoused by women or mocking The Prophet (pbuh)

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>>136924388
It's not faked these cunts get massive they're not harmful as well i've been bitten by some as a kid then liked to live in the chicken pellets barrel also when i was a teenager my parents lived in a house and i lived in a shed and i'd watch the huntsmen spiders fight geckos was some pretty good shit to watch also the spiders are bro tiers when it comes to insect control you don't need a mozzie net when you have pet huntsmen spiders around the shed to eat them also at school me mates and i would pick them up and throw them at the fat chicks

here's a vid for ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvG1S3_SN5E

>>136924751

Dude - Front line combat positions.

This is for Armored Cav and Riflemen. I shit you not.

>>136924509

Civil war can't come soon enough

>>136924968
Didn't Israel try mixed gender combat units and have it turn out awfully?

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>>136923473
>battle of hong kong

This is why you'll always be a fucking leaf.

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>Canadian cadets

>>136918991
ha!
>flag
>checks out

>>136918293
FUCKING DELET

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>>136922742

Is it finally time to ride the tiger?

>>136918591
I only see one real Australian in that pic.

>>136918293
I would think that the Oz army would play 2nd fiddle to the Navy. I mean come on, who's gonna invade?

>>136919665
I'm currently in the process. Was told that although I 'got the job' essentially, I've been waiting for the call up for months and have already been rung up and convinced to change my preference because "There weren't any current vacancies." Now i know why....

>>136922830
Mate, I might see you in the next few months.

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>>136918591
Why are they walking around with their tents pitched?

>>136926856

You'd think so, but our military is pants on head retarded. I mean fucks sake we don't even have a Marine Corp. We are the only island nation in history to not have a fucking Marine Corp. And our Navy is a notorious joke. We used to have an Air Craft Carried and we fucking TWICE crashed into into an American ship, sinking and damaging the yankee vessels and damaging our own. Then we sold it to chinks to scrap it, and they went and documented the specs and all chink carriers are based off our old one. And when we did scrap ours, we didn't even bother replacing it either. Now we have no carriers and chinks have copies of our Demolition Derby tier carrier that has a kill count of 2 American warships to it's name, by fucking ramming them.

>1902
>women can vote
>2017
>men are banned from military service

>>136927357
December intake?

>>136918293
Can an actual Australian give me their own hot take on this cluster fuck? What happened to you guys?

>>136918591
off to the shitpostin plant they go
god bless australia

>>136918293
not but srsly though i don't blame them, ozzy girls are damnn finneee

>>136928199
Australia has been dead since 1960 and you are seeing the final stage of decomposition

>>136928199

I rang them up yesterday to apply before all this news broke today. Thought we'd be in a war soon because of North Korea.

I asked over the phone if I can book a interview for Rifleman or Armored Cavalry men, and they said sorry they aren't hiring for those roles right now. I was dumbstruck that we weren't hiring yet a war was right around the corner. I argued with the recruiter over the phone, telling him that a guy I know who was in th e Armored Cav said they were recruiting, and he just said no, he was wrong, not hiring, all positions full.

So that was that I thought. Retarded as fuck to not be hiring. I wake up this morning and see this news and yesterdays phone call now makes sense. Fuck this country.

>>136928318
>you are seeing the final stage of decomposition
You and I both.
>>136928372
Are you kidding? Holy shit. I'm legitimately sorry. I know you're loyal to your country and all to go through gambit and all, but if push comes to shove you look the other way to people who turned you away without realizing they needed you for the future. They had their chance.

>>136923004
KEK

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>>136918293
I just want this to end.

>>136918591
>>136918591
>Literally giving a fuck what we look like.
Mattis is right. The only qualifying component of an army is leathality.

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>>136922321
>there's jobs for women in the military

Yeah, 'morale officers'.

>>136928372
You're not going to try the reserves?

>>136928109
I wasn't told when exactly. I hope December isn't the latest, I can't be fucked waiting this long.

>>136928724
Thank you for this gif.

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>>136918293
>i'm bleeding!
>medic! where are you hit?
>i'm not.

>>136924960
jesus fuck that scared me more than any horror movie i've seen in the last decade. i physically cringed.

>>136928199
Higher ups have drank the SJW koolaid, consequence of this though is that the rank and file are more redpilled than ever

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>>136929568
Your welcome mate.

>>136928645
Or in Canada's case...leafality.

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>>136920634
The draft would broaden depending on the severity of the war in question, I am labeled as schizoaffective which would exempt me however I expect them to try and draft me regardless when we actually start losing soldiers.

>>136929961
>>136928199

SJW crap has infiltrated our society, we even have a whole government agency dedicated to multiculturalism.

It's not just the military either, our police force are just as cucked.

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>>136923131

move to new zealand anon, we may have some time left

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>>136928372
This is fucking bullshit.
I want to fight on the frontlines now I'll have to wait till the main and reserves are cut down.

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>>136930154
>Horse semen shots

>>136930154
And you guys have guns.
I'm thinking that or the US.

>>136928645
>The only qualifying component of an army is leathality
>men can't join the army

Sounds very lethal fampai

>>136930154

I never liked how much NZ panders to their 'natives'

>>136923124
Yes, but when you kill your enemies you lose.

>>136930265

Yer but it's not like they have stuff we need to you know live.

Lack of jobs for a start.

>>136930433
At least i don't have to hear about gays and trans fucks all the time.

I know a guy who has been "training" for the military his whole life, shaving his head, learning martial arts and joining the kiddie cadets... he dropped out this year to train and now they're going to fucking hire little girls instead of him lmao
I can't even begin to explain how fucked he is

>>136929018

Yeah the guy actually suggest I go to reserves in the meantime, so I booked a YOU session for reservists, but I am still not sure if I really want to do that. I want full time frontline infantry/cavalry really. I dunno if I should wait it out and this feminist shit might get repealed and I could apply for full time cav/rifleman in a few weeks time.

>>136923658
Lmao

>>136928199

We don't have the 1st, 2nd or 4th amendments so conservative culture does not have legal protections to grow. Our main conservative party are fakes who work for bankers. There is no serious religious culture here like in the United States red states so people in power do not respect natural law and individual liberty.

>>136924960
>i would pick them up and throw them at the fat chicks
reminds me of this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Enz95QEFuI
A hawk says FUCK OFF WERE FULL to a bunch of chinese coonts

>>136925223
Yes - on patrol they came under attack and the women hid under the vehicle while the men beat back the enemy

>>136930569
Good luck bro

>>136930710
lul, even the hawks don't like the chinks pouring into their home.

>>136924751
>pre-reforms armies in Starship Troopers
wut?

>>136923124
Yet your para regiment was disbanded in shame and you've had multiple soldiers jailed for murder in the ME conflict..

>>136930710

Fucking kek, based bird.

>tfw even the wildlife get sick of immigrants and actually decide to start killing them instead of us at this point

Anglo-Wildlife alliance fucking when?

Aye ur not becoming soft cunts now are ye?

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>>136928724
Underrated.

>>136930907
Conditions much like our own culminated in an extreme reaction in starship troopers, turning from officers, generals and support staff who had never and never would see combat to full on Spartiate, Roman legions in which every man fought. The rationality was rightly that the old systems were designed by and for beurocrats and failed in war, necessitating a real military and chain of command when shit actually happened.

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>>136918293
>>136918591
>>136918486
whats wrong with the world

>>136930154
All the worst currynigger infestations I have encountered came here via NZ. Fuck off cunt.

>>136930907
Not the movie you fucking pleb. >>136931223 gets it. If this shit in Asia heats up I wouldn't be surprised if something almost like a Heinlein style army becomes normal in the future, all of those non-job occupying women and retards treating military service like a welfare program won't be tolerated once shit gets real.

>>136918874
Normally yes; these homos are formed up by rank in this photo however.

>>136918293
Nice, rape material for invaders.

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>>136920634
I've said this before but if they ever try to draft my ass I'm running off to the bush and I'm only coming back out to take occasional potshots at roasties. Gotta give 'em a taste of what the men are suffering.

>>136931554
God I fucking hope so cunt. We are so fucked in an actual conflict it's unimaginable.

>>136931742

If a military conflict does happen, I have a bunker I can give you access to m8 if you live in Vic.

>>136924960
Fucking hell, having to just live in australia for the rest of my life is my worst nightmare. I just couldn't live in a place where this is the type of spider you often find around the house. You ausfags really are mad cunts, I'll give ya that.

>>136931805
Goldfields? I'm down

>>136931805
I live in Vic. How big is this bunker, can you hold all of aus/pol/ in the event of global nuclear war?

>>136918591
You know they have this in mind:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw

>>136931907
We are going to be needing a lot of tendies to last us.

>>136924388
nigga its just a huntsman wild ones grow even bigger

>>136931904

Gippsland m8.

>>136931907

Hell no, I only have supplies for 4-5 people at the most. The good news is if you guys can get to gippsland you will be automatically safe because no one is going to attack that area, plus it's full of large forests,mountains etc that a large army would find difficult to traverse.

If you're coming, and if we're attacked which is unlikely, meet a the Moe, Mcdonalds off the freeway and I will show you the way to the bunker.

Also I only have a 4 seater car, so you cunts better have your own transportation.

>>136924509
>Now it's a 30 kilo weight with handles 30 meters.

fucking wat , even average out of shape guys can do that

Why are our politicians such moronic cucks?
They go do this contrary to all evidence.
Women are suited to being pilots and support personnel, not the front lines.

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>>136929718

>>136919812
Same here. ADF has fagged up and ideally I want to see it get rekt on the battlefield.

>>136931554
I've read they book, i just didn't remember the structure of the military being mentioned prior to the veterans revolt.

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>>136918732
Completely underrated.

Well done mate.

>>136918591
DYEL ?

>>136932131
>no one is going to attack that area
That's always been my thinking with nukes, who the hell would bother nuking Victoria? It would be a pure spite-move. Even if the US government has secretly hidden nuclear silos in the outback our whole continent isn't much of a target. Europe, North America and Asia will be fucked, but we'll be free to reclaim the ashes along with our Hue and Kang brethren. The best three continents will inherit the Earth.

>>136932341
I remember it being a pretty big issue. Rico makes a point of explaining why even their cook and priest go with them on drops.

>>136932382
DELET THIS

>>136930710
Vid was already confirmed a fake, mate.

>>136932212
>Women are suited to being pilots
You a bunch of women ended up dying due to be fast tracked in the US military.

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>>136918293
Fucking strayas get your shit together.
Want to know how to single-handedly defeat this political-correct bullsht being forced into your military? Three words mein fräulein;
>Mandatory
>Military
>Service
Suddenly, nobody except the most radical leftist fuckwit wants to have womyn quotas in the military. Feminists in our country are seriously opposed to extending the conscription to include women because that would mean THEY would also have to do their part.

Laziness is the greatest weakness of leftists and feminism.

>>136932648
hey, we also have mandatory conscription, but media is pushing for more women to join

>>136932131
Mate, I'm Vic. Got any room?

>>136932735
Your situation is understandable however.
Keeping the russia outside the doorsteps would require every man and woman in your country to be armed.

>>136924960
It feels funny when they drum their front legs on you.

>>136930569
Good call do do the chocco training - easier to make the jump to full time when you've got your foot in the door already.

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Remember the Australian men that managed to lose the last war.... Women can't do any worse.

>>136932736

Just go to moe, Mcdonalds ONLY if we're attacked with a nuclear weapon OR are invaded.

I have room but this is an unlikely scenario remember.

I will make a /pol/ post outlining that operation bunker is a go and for all vicfags to meet me. I will modify my car in a way so that you will know its me.

Maybe have a PEPE sticker or something, but if it comes to it, I will tell you what you need to know.

>>136921882
I uh. I can't tell if you're fucked in the head or taking the piss cunt.

>>136932559
Obviously, standards can not be lowered. I am more talking about greater peripheral vision and the smaller bodies being able to take high Gs better.
PC crap should not be a part of the decision.

>>136932930
> Maybe have a PEPE sticker or something, but if it comes to it, I will tell you what you need to know.
rather die of radiation desu

>>136932930
Alright. I'll remember this day Moeanon.

>>136930515
your buddy sounds a bit weird m8

You sure he'd pass a psych exam?

I suggest you try this old simulation of protecting our borders.

http://www.abbottsimulator.com/

Abbott cunt wont fail us.

>>136922736
> I'll stay home and fuck your wife.

Bullshit. I'll go to the war and fuck YOUR wife, since she'll be on the front line.

>>136933141

Not really from Moe, but it's a town that's not hard to miss... because of the big ass mcdonalds sign.

But yer my name will be moeanon on 4chan so you guys know its me.

>>136933065
>Obviously, standards can not be lowered.

How many push-ups must women do to join the Aus army?

4

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I'm in the British Army, maybe I should apply for a transfer to the ADF (we can do that)

Will I be surrounded by muff?

>>136933068

I don't have a pepe sticker anyway, I'll probably write on some cardboard and write /POL/ or something.

>>136931228
do you fear our wizard batallion?

>>136933238
Goodluck drafting my hand and pinkyfinger

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>This sjw cunt is the defence minister

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>>136933432
>Goodluck drafting my hand and pinkyfinger

I love you. Never change, Australia.

>>136918293
Ha fags

>>136933451
She looks like this one English teacher I had who would never shut up about refugees. shit's fucked

>>136933485
Love you too, scheizzefister. Sort your shit out

>>136933507
She actually shared her sick fetish with her students?

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Don't worry strailia. The girls know how to keep you guys safe so you don't hurt yourselves...

>>136918293
Only cunts are allowed

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>>136933451
>a female, sjw, career politician who had never had anything to do with the military, let alone serving, is now the minister for defense
Just fuck my defense force up senpai

It should be a requirement for the position of MoD that you have served in the military at some point, preferably having been in combat

>>136918293
inb4 decades from now all female platoon gets raped and pregnant by all male enemy forces.

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>>136933735
>It should be a requirement for the position of MoD that you have served in the military at some point, preferably having been in combat

And preferable actually won the battle...

>>136918293
If only the governor general had some real fucking power in this country

>>136918293
I'm certain this is a distraction, although sadly real

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>>136933507
We all had that teacher. I'm pretty sure there's a cloning facility somewhere.

>>136933688
M8, the schools are full of leftist propaganda. The teachers not only voiced their political opinions as facts but actually worked it into the curriculum. I remember having to read a fictional sob story novel about a refugee family who came to Australia and had to go through "muh concentration camps" then having to write an essay about it the issue.

>mfw I wrote about how there was no legitimate reason we should have to take them/how they're really economic migrants.
Teacher gave me a shit mark because he was biased as fuck but it was worth it to see him get that rustled.

>>136933688

kek

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>>136933851
Oh sure, like you'd do any better against the power of the
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We never stood a chance tbqhfamalam

>>136934060
>leftist propaganda
Its jewish. Judaism !

>>136930303

me either to be honest. But at least our military isn't cucked yet

>>136931371

If you go too the right places in new zealand, you won't see them

>>136934139
That one cunt's pretty hefty.

>>136922197
One of my mates a submariner and has had to sit a anti rape lecture on more then one occasion, can confirm. (its basically a feminazi telling men that rape is bad)

>>136934183
Wait, you guys have a military?

Be honest. It's just 3 guys with a rifle between them that go out into the wilderness and get drunk on weekends isn't it?

>>136933065
Women also have lower spatial reasoning skills.

>>136918293
This will be a good lesson for those libshit politicians about what happens when you give the inmates the keys to the asylum.

>>136932484
Hell I'd nuke Victoria out of spite, you fags harbour a communist city state.

t. New South Wales anon

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>>136933451
No wounder we have this shit weapon system still, instead of the m4.

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>>136934139
At least watching regular military personnel having to deal with SJW bullshit without losing it can be funny

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>>136934312
>Be honest. It's just 3 guys with a rifle between them that go out into the wilderness and get drunk on weekends isn't it?

It too dangerous for men to go out there. They might get killed by the birds.

>>136918293
Genuinely, just leave society.

I work from home, I've stopped using social media for work, because in my line of work, it's just about women entirely.

I suppose the silver lining is that pandering and signalling in the long run doesn't make any money. People have fallen for it and think it's somehow profitable, when it's just disruptive.

I can't believe it went from mild bullshit around 2010 onwards, and then it just went insane from about 2015 onwards.

>>136934458
But anon, bullpups are so futuristic, they must be better

>>136921882
haha rape camp videos? haha I bet that's so fucked up.

haha please could you send the video link, Ithat sounds so fucked up I want to see it because it sounds funny. haha.

>>136934458
>instead of the m4.

The M4 is a real man's gun that takes a lot of training and guts to use properly you know...

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>>136934526
>>136934458
>tfw have to tab with this cunt

It weighs like 5 or 6 kg when pretty much every other countries rifle weighs 3

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>>136934472
>not having a magpie resistant helmet at all times during swooping season and having to hide instead
Just the sort of soft cock nonsense I'd expect from the NZ military

Anyone got the webm where the cunt can't pull the pin from the grenade and almost kills her squad?

>>136928372
Mate your retarded, They wouldn't increase intakes unless it was official.

Anyway you can do your interview whenever and then intakes for infantry have always been somewhat of a queue as more people apply for it then available positions. You can wait up to a year to get it.

>>136934526
No. They are not desu
>>136934707
This is the only bullpup i can agree with.
>>136934685
Yes or the FAL, m14

>>136918293
Well lets hope these silly hoes can handle coming under fire. I'm sure they'll be able to handle shooting at someone and seeing them drop like a ton of bricks right before their eyes.

I can imagine PTSD rates are gonna skyrocket. I wonder how the people they're fighting are gonna look at these dumbasses.

>>136934386
Can't argue with you there
t. Ex-Melburnian

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>>136934707

We need lighter guns so our little girls can handle them too.

>>136934707
It weighs 6 with a sutsat and a full magazine loaded. The weight isn't that big of a problem anyway, it's the fucking bulkiness. That rifle is a fucking brick with a pistol grip, it has no regard for ergonomics and some retard thought it was a good idea to make everybody flip it sideways and pull the bolt back with their left hand.

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>>136934707
It's amazing that 70 years after the invention of assault rifles, there still are countries that have difficulties of making one.

>>136934386
>he says while his state harbors an Islamic Republic

>>136934987
Its so you can see the round going into the chamber you fucking biscuit.

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>>136934996
I liked my rifle.

Never jams, only had stiffy fire selector in -40 Celsius temperature. Scored better marks at the shooting range than most of my company's alikit.

>>136934707
I was about to post this lmao

Later versions were a little less retarded though.

>>136932821

That is true, since I could apply for a transfer and get around DFR. But apparently choco's have a hard time getting transfers. But yesterday I thought it was better than nothing, so I did book a YOU session for it, but with the new info coming out today, I think I might wait for this situation to be rectified and just apply for a full time again when they open up. With Korea War 2 looming there is no way the government or army command can let the DFR cunts get away with this shit.

>>136933335

>Britburka's are allowed to serve in the ADF
>Aussies aren't allowed to apply for the British Army anymore

REEEEE YOU FUCKING CUNTS

DELETE THIS LAW! I was literally about to fly over back in 2014 or whatever and apply for the Royal Marines when you changed the law and banned everyone but the fucking Nepalse.

>>136935053
You can still see it when you do it with your right hand.

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>>136935053
>Its so you can see the round going into the chamber you fucking biscuit.

Sooooo.... Having the gun just charge and work is a problem? If the round does not go in do you have to call a girl to come help you with it.

>>136925223
Yes so now they want to roll it out for the goys.

>>136923223
fake

>>136935120
I know these feels anon. They've passed me up despite being a /fit/ 22 year old with no criminal history. Website said there were openings but everyone I spoke to told me to fuck off essentially.

I'll probably go work for DST or ASD so I can do my part somehow.

>Australia

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-australia-40897697/melbourne-cafe-charges-men-more-for-coffee

>>136935322
Melbourne is Australia's fuck up kid that we have to love because we have the same last name. They are a disappointment in almost every way.

>>136918591
Actually the army marching over an LGBT flag was supposed to be a metaphor for the Australian army keeping clear of HIV and "Stamping out the virus." This is also one of the reasons we don't have fags in the military even to this day, bloody pooftahs.

>>136935216

Why does mum treat us like such utter shit?

They let every Paki or Paki Passing Brown Person glide through the borders, but they ban us Aussies, and now they're banning us from the fucking Army?

Why?

>>136935322

>Melbourne

I refuse to believe Melbourne is real and isn't an elaborate /pol/ hoax.

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>>136923124


You lost those battles. Because you killed your enemies. Thus, they won.

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>>136934987
>making ready while you're prone

hate that shit

Also my mate actually got a black eye from the recoil rod assembly hitting him in the eye, spastic

>>136935481
we're full cunts

Seriously though when I was in training there are a shitload of Nepalis

They're good lads tho

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>>136933335
I'm a dual national. Thinking of joining the marines or Army since I won't be able to join here.

Any tips lad?

>>136922921
>>136923124
Any one know where to get gloves that is like the ones in the pictures? Scandinavia/EU pls

>>136935703
What do you want to do

>>136919185
Not ruling out Lithuania

>>136934462
>two guns pointed at self simultaneously
now THIS is podracing

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>>136934472

>>136935677

Back in the 00's we had a ton of Nepalis in the army too.

>>136927357

Most certainly, my job involves pretty much every platoon that goes through

>>136918293

Someone declare war with us please.

>>136918293
Gender quotas have invaded everything.

>>136935718
https://www.varusteleka.fi/fi/product/mechanix-original-glove-woodland/5491

Here.

>>136935723
Marines or a combat role in the army.

>>136935718
They sell them at canadian tire

>>136918293
>still no female draft in US

>>136918591
I like Australians too much to find this funny.

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>>136935810
>Someone declare war with us please.

>>136935578
>all that junk
what the fuck

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>>136935826
Do you wanna jump from planes or swim from boats?

>>136922197
>>136924960
I remember reading in a book that huntsman spiders engage in foreplay, with the male following the female around and intimately stroking each other for hours on end.

>>136934685


I learned on the M16A1 in Basic. The Army had just got around to adding A2s to inventory.

The M4 would've been every slackers dream back then. More so because we didn't have ten pounds of shit bolted onto our rifles.

>>136921882
Why wood a good lady go into a sex camp if she didn't feel like it?

>>136935925
what specifically

You have to make it all spotless every morning in the field and it's gay

>>136923124
>never lost a battle
Canadian education everybody. Propaganda literally 10x worse than North Korea with how hard they blow themselves.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_York

>>136935926
Not sure yet mate id enjoy both. Just started thinking about it recently though Any advice about the application process, Or just general tips?

>>136935216
WTF. When did they change that law? Pretty sure it would piss off the average bong is this was more widely publicised.

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>>136935835
D-Did you just mistake my beautiful viking flag with leaf flag?

>>136934524
It started in 2007 with the advent of Tumblr and Smartphones. This gave a lot of unfettered access to platforms too quickly

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>>136923124
I've only heard of cucknadians in battle once, and it was about a bloodbath (hint: it was your blood)
=>Dieppe, France, august 19th, 1942
(only heard about it because I was born there)

Staline wanted the allied forces to create a west front
allied forces instead did not want to, wanted the Russians to suffer on the east, knowing they were the next foes
so they planned a bogus landing, planned to be a failure
they mostly sent cucknadian fucktards to be massacred on pebble beach (it's even a bugger to just walk there...) where German defenses were stronk
mostly cucknadian forces were totally buttraped

3 years later, Merry friends landed a few hundred kilometers to the south, on sand beaches, with few German defenses

a lil' bit later, that Dieppe cesspit became a literal communist shithole, as degenerate as can be (still is to this day)
cucknada, yes!

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>North Korea finally makes a move after 60 years of edging
>Only chance to fight in a war, a real war and collect nork scalps
>army closes down recruitment for males to fit in le diversity quota
>mfw

>>136923223
Flog your log whilst on a jog

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>>136936250

Frenchman talking about war...

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>>136936117
Well, the application take's a while, like a year from applying before you're in training

There was an Aussie in my training troop though

Fitness wise you just need to running 1.5 miles in around 10-11 minutes to pass selection.

Always wear a suit/shirt and tie, etc, make sure you're med documents are in order, i.e. no weird history like self harm or strong ongoing medication

Application is pretty straight forward, though I don't know how you actually attend a lot of it, having to fly from Australia multiple times seems ridiculous

If you're serious about joining the Paras or the RMC though you need to be running 1.5 mile in about 9 minutes and for the RM you should get used to carrying weight

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>>136936005
There's a whole lot in that gun that's just unneccessary and could be simplified to be a bit less shit.

What's with the fuckmassive barrel cover?
Why the gun breaks in two instead of just having a convenient stamped-steel cover on top?
Why there's so much milled-steel in this as if it's a heavy machinegun?
Why the primer assembly consists of more than 2 parts?

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>>136936250>
I've only heard of cucknadians in battle once

That's once more than France.

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>>136918293
Once again Monty Python proves they knew the future...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2ecasPqhgk

>>136936585
The barrel cover is what houses the gas parts

I think the reason the rest is that way is because the l85a1 was so unreliable they went out of their way to make the L85A2 ultra durable

Although stoppages were pretty regular for me

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In America, a man can just form his own personal army...

>>136936537
>merry tard bantering about war
you've never won a war, not even once
even against your own fucking self, you managed to lose

>>136936610
>France has participated in 50 of the 125 major European wars fought since 1495, and in 168 battles fought since 387 BC, they have won 109, drawn 10 and lost 49: this makes France the most successful military power in European history - in terms of number of fought and won
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Armed_Forces#History
know your place, fucktard.

>>136924589
>look at how AMAZING Canada is
They always say this about countries that sacrifice long term stability by robbing the coffers of the nation in order to spend it on extravagant bullshit just to placate people into thinking they aren't in a decline. It always starts out as "look how amazing it is" and they pump that propaganda as much as possible as quickly as possible until it all fails and then its 'not real socialism' from there on.

>>136936991
too bad recent history has turned your military into a white flag meme

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>>136936991

France is also a great scenic place to visit.

>>136937183
again, you're one to talk:
you've never won a war, not even once
even against your own fucking self, you managed to lose

>>136934155
I'd sure like to fuck that emu

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>>136933451
>>This sjw cunt is the defence minister

At least your Department of Defense is better than France's.