>Australian """""""arm

>>136910222

Australia bans men
US bans trannies

pretty much the same thing in 2017 2bh

>trudeau has yet to disavow the patriarchy

The ADF Generals and Defense Minister need to be sacked ASAP.
This is beyond a joke now, we are on the brink of the largest war in human history.

Ironic that if the draft comes back, the government will pick me and my mates to go and die instead of some lefty feminist cunt.

ADF recruitment is done by DFR. It's a civilian HR company full of dumb sluts and fat cunts, not ADF personnel. Their opinion is worth jack shit and their job is to make sure women, niggers, muslims, trannies and gays get selected into the army.

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>>136910222
Shall we nuke you now, or later? You Aussie faggots make me fucking sick.

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>>136910222
>4 pushups
>20 situps

>>136911922
In under 10 minutes

>>136910222
>try to apply to join a month ago
>get declined
is this why? i'm fit and just lacking direction i was hoping to find in the army but i guess not

>>136910866

Pro tip, fake depression and it's an instant class 4 and you'll be rejected from all service so while everyone else dies in some asian shithole fighting the norks you can stay here and shitpost and play video games

t. My english teacher who was an australian gulf war vet

>>136910222
It all returns to nothing, it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
It all returns to nothing, I just keep letting me down, letting me down, letting me down

>>136910222
Please prove this is real to me

Because females already had half the requirements for men in all forms of Australian military and then that number is being halved once again as well as men being banned? I don't see it being real because it was already "too far" with woman only having to do half the effort to get in.

>>136913459

It's real, they have banned men in over 35 jobs out of the 50 currently hiring

>>136913117
Back when we had the draft, what criteria were there for being exempt aside from disability/illness? What about jobs where you were needed back at home?

Like hell am I going to go fight and die for Schlomo.

>>136913497
>>136910222

holy shit yeah i just checked this is real.

wow. I feel like blowing my brains out.
this is sweden level shit.

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>>136910222

>4 push ups

Hahahahah!! Anyone who isn't dying of cancer of hugely obese can do that. Even a normal healthy person can manage more than that.

The standard of entry is a standard below what an average person can do.

Fucking ridiculous!

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Fuck this country.
I'm gonna move to america. I don't give a shit if i don't have a green card.

>>136913647
Its discrimination and they should be sued for it.

It is good for future generations to laugh at us, because then they would be sane

This is such an embarrassing mess we have to contend with

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>>136910222
Australia is pure shit

BAN THAT MAN!

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>>136910222
Did they find a way to prevent pic related?

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>>136910222
this is satire right?

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>>136914094
>>136914006
>>136913968
>>136914140
Stop

>>136914064
No. This is the future we chose.

Why is this not being talked about more?
I've seen literally no big name mention this, yet it's fucking huge. Bigger then that feminist cafe in melbourne that went viral last week.

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>>136910222
I'm suddenly getting Australian defense force ads on spotify

>>136910222
>Four push-ups
Why not just let them in with no requirements and send them to the highest rank possible?
With women in command your army will be unstoppable.

>>136913785

>Move to America

You do realize that we're the epicenter of all this poz, right?

>>136914849
Is that what Canada does?

>>136914975
>Is that what Canada does?
How would we? We have no army

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>>136910222


Cucked. Kek confirms.

Time to militarize Japan for new Pacific military partner.

>>136910222

I saw the inter view on sunshine.

The woman could not even keel her cool.

Let's see one army of fighting men vs one army of equal split man and woman.

Same head count.

Guess who will win.

I'm losing faith bros.

That woman knows nothing about war.

>>136911922
I haven't worked out in years and I'm fat and even I can do that shit

Why does it matter? You guys are not entering a war any time soon. Recently my country reintroduced the draft because of all the tensions in the region. What do you guys have fear of in your far off region of the world? Emu uprising 2?

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>>136914140
>>136914094
>>136914006
>>136913968
>Some weird, scat fetishist butthurt virgin made all these
>Now /pol/ treats them as proven facts

This is literally some weird porn for sickos, please tell me you guys don't seriously believe this shit....

>>136910222
I thought they did push downs

>>136913968
>>136914006
>>136914094
These are great and funny at the same time. Is this satire and diaper fetish mixed together?

>>136915513
>Emu uprising 2

Don't even joke about that shit

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>>136911922
>The absolute state of australia's "military"

>>136915513
Don't mate. I don't want to be in that war. Id face russia over emus anyday

>>136914793

>2017
>Not using a hosts file
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/StevenBlack/hosts/master/hosts

Copy that into your hosts file. It should block most of your ads. There are other lists that you can add that'll block any stray spotify ads that come by. You'll thank me later.

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>>136915513
>Emu uprising 2?

What in the fuck is going through this fucking shithole's head? I am considering moving to America over this. I just want to live as a man.

I hope North Korea nukes you faggots first. Straya has been going downhill since they lost a war on birds

>>136915523
It actually is a thing.

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>>136913968
>>136914006
>>136914094
>>136914140

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>>136916178
>I am considering moving to America over this. I just want to live as a man.

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>>136910222

>>136917573
That's right, I want rights that reflect my status as a free man. I want free speech, the right to both self defence and to bear arms, the right to defense of my property and family. I want to be able to join a competent military. If my government must be democratic, I want a head of state that is representative of the will of the people.
Which of these can you say is present in Australia? Our people are docile and stupid, and I can act only us an individual. Enjoy getting pegged to death by Canberra

>>136911373
My experience of DFR was terrible. The psychs were total cunts and unprofessional. I remember getting yelled at by a psych because I said that Infantry officers led "men". Needless to say she failed me and I had to reapply for a rifleman role.

>>136918138
>>136911373


I didn't know this and i'm 100% sure most Australians wouldn't know this and would not like this.

Why the fuck is our military outsourcing the recruitment process when you could train or transfer military psychologists to do it for them..?

>>136913497
What jobs are they banned from?

>>136918463
rifleperson and combat engineer among other gender-neutral combat roles

>>136918577
The fuck. What about navy jobs like submariner and such

>>136918651
I think they said that there is 1 job open for the navy and none for the air force

>>136918463
They said that men aren't banned from applying... they just won't be accepted to any of the positions they're referring to... kek.

why dont you just check off as female in the application or whatever you apply with?

What if I identify as a lesbian woman pre op. Then never have surgery and decide against it.

>>136919260

Will I get the job. If I claim this hard enough.

t.hetero male

>>136919350
How do you feel about licking the boots of tranny and female officers?

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>>136910222
Exactly what i expected from you faggots

>>136919493
lesbo women are pretty underrepresented as officers so he'd probably become one too really quickly

>>136912182
omg TEN MINUTES
thats IMPOSSIBLE

>>136919176

This I identify as female and anyone saying otherwise is a fucking transphobe

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>>136919532
I don't like you.

Why even contribute to this shit country anymore honestly. All men should stop work and just go on centrelink to drain this nation. Shit is so rigged against white men.

>>136919493

But I would be pretending to be one of them, and as a lesbian, still get off to chix.

It would be weird, I guess I could try to maneuver myself to fall under line of command of a mentally sane Aussie digger over the course of time.


I can also fake a lisp, at least for the psych tests, Like a fluff muffin. Then drop the lisp and act manly but refer to myself as butch, while in service.

Sure is complicated tho.

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leaving for basic in 15 day. you think its gonna be as bad as i think it is, with regards to the women bullshit>

>>136919946
Report back sometime nigger, I want to know how bad it really is

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>>136910222
>4 push-ups and 20 sit-ups
Is that a fucking joke? I'm a fat fuck and I can still do 3X that.

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>>136914140
>major general

>>136920042
i just had to pass my physical fitness test, the minimum for pushups was 15 for men, 8 for women. sit ups was 45 for all and 7.5 shuttle run. still easy but im not sure when there changing it

>>136911922
how is this a "fitness test"? What could something that small test? That you aren't morbidly obese?

>>136919994
ill keep you posted, im fine with it being boring but if theres some fucking feminist shit thats where ill end it

>>136911922
I could do that and I never work out.

You literally have to be disabled to fail this test

>>136915740
Yeah, I agree it's an absolute joke.
However.Dumbledore.jpg It's not like they are gonna be sent oversees a week after joining.
They train everyday for at least a year before something like that happens.

also from what i heard not long ago, at basic there not allowed to swear at you. seems like some cuck shit

>>136920327
>ACTUALLY defending this
I want you to kill yourself for the future of our nation

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>4 Push-ups
Is this real life

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>>136910222
Christ, I'm a 6'3'' hungry skeleton and even I can manage 20 pushups and 50 situps.

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>>136911922
That reminded me of my 100 word essay for tomorrow.

Fuck I'm screwed

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>>136920647
this is now a 2d thread

With those requirments for fitness you will not get a functional soldier.