>NUKES JUST GOT LAUNCHED
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS, WE WORLD WAR 3 NOW
POST YFW IT'S HAPPENING
Hold on to your butts
>>136908501
THIS JUST IN
OP SUCKS MAJOR COCKS
BRACE YOURSELVES
>>136908501
but will the world join in and make it a 'world' war?
>>136908501
>>136908501
is this really happening, my power went out I'm in san diego??
>>136908501
fay and gake
>>136908501
>>136908891
No just a larp faggot
>>136908501
>>136908891
Omg all my power went out here in WV . my car won't even start I think it was an EMP
>>136908717
[citation needed]
>>136908891
YES
>>136908911
Whatever happened to RayWilliamJohnson anyways?
>>136909036
yo im in long beach and all my lights are out in the street wtf. pics in coming
>>136908891
Kiss your aspergers goodbye
TURN OFF CNN!
>>136908501
The power went out earlier today here in Wyoming right before I got in the shower and I got a boner cuz I thought maybe the west coast was getting nuketown'd. So at least I had fap material for the shower.
>>136908501
>nukes will fall for the second time in mankinds history and will kickstart world war 3
>tfw I'll be alive to witness it but will probably be fapping to 2D traps when it happens
What a time to be alive
>>136908891
an aircraft carrier just flew over my house its happening boys
Ha there was an alarm going off outside for the past couple of seconds so I almost believed you for a second, nice one.
I will grow your post-apocalyptic economy
>>136909036
Good thing u can post on pol still
>>136908501
Can someone tell me if this is true or false? I'm shaking uncontrollably.
>>136908501
>>136909235
>that id
>AShe2Mne
Nork speak. They're here guys, they want our white women. We lost.
>>136909283
Will the world's currency change after the inevitable nuclear holocaust?
>>136908891
nevada here im fine
>>136908501
Mommy and daddy didn't give enough attention huh?
>>136909283
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>>136909340
>doesn't keep pc and servers in Fraraday cage for emergency shitposting
I for one welcome our new Nork overlords.
>>136908501
>>136909283
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GUYS KIM JUNG UN JUST FLEW BY MY WINDOW, HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING
I hope we don't kill too many of the Kpop girls so we can put babies in their mouths and anuses.
>>136908501
fake and gay
>>136908501
Time to protest. Let me just find my cardboard and markers.
OMFG IT'S HAPPENING VIDEO EVIDENCE
http://viahold.com/1Q4q
>>136908891
Wait a minute, if your power is out then how are you posting?
>>136909283
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*sigh*. I guess I'll just have to check myself
>>136909111
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>136908891
Oh fuck I'm in Vancouver and my powers out
I don't even have Internet
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
>>136909283
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>>136909699
phone poster but then again hes probably trolling for fun
>>136909283
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>>136908501
kys OP
why doesn't the CIA just get him through his steam account?
South Koreans play starcraft.
Starcraft contains nukes.
South Koreans have been training for this war since 1998.
South Korea is our greatest ally
>>136909507
This
>>136909283
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>>136909235
The Red Baron just got launched into the sea, it's definitely happening
>>136909811
Email your service provider fuckface
mfw when I don't know if any country would strike us.
>>136908501
Radar anamoly has detected a 233% increase in heat originating in Korean waters.
Standby for updates.
>>136909283
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>>136908501
PHILADELPHIA JUST GOT HIT
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-philadelphia--blast-over-idUSKBN1AH58J
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>>136910451
It's getting steamy up in here :-DDDDDDDDDDD
>>136908501
Oy vey .how many of these hyper-autist threads will I have to endure until this fades from the headlines... I never thought I'd say it but I hope shcool is starting soon.. puhleeezzzz..
>>136910438
Telephones not working either I'm not going out side can't risk getting exposed to radiation
I heard radiation causes autism
Fuck that shit
>>136909283
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>>136910831
Say 'pulezze' again
You LARPing faggots... it's really happening: http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-china-southchinasea-exclusive-idUSKBN1AQ0YK
JUST FUCKING LAUNCH THE NUKES YOU FUCKERS IM TIRED OF NO HAPOENINGS JUST FUCKING DO IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>136908891
I'm in TX and the lightbulb in my kitchen went out (one of them). Habbening?
>>136908501
Just recorded this outside my house, what does it mean?
>>136909283
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Driving from Cali to az and weird orange lights in the sky, blinking kinda freaking me out. I'll keep you posted
>>136908501
>GET IN HERE FAGGOTS, WE WORLD WAR 3 NOW
Liberals, kill yourselves immediately to avoid the suffering of a post-nuclear-holocaust world!
>>136908501
>>136911277
obviously reflections in the window
>>136910867
a bit too late for that autismo
>>136909283
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>>136911183
>norks nuke us
>our defenses were penetrated by the Dong
If ## then North Korea will hack into a US electrical grid this week
Theyre definitely prepping. C130 flew over my apartments in San Antonio, im not near Lackland though.
REPLY TO THIS IF YOU ARE DRUNK HAHAHA!
>>136911423
>but it's a no-dong. you can't penetrate with no-dong.
>>136908501
>/pol/ is secretly a death cult
PAINT IT BLACK
is anything really happening or can I go watch porn... I mean to sleep
>>136909283
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>>136911257
wow that could be the greatest webm ever made.. hats off to you.
>>136911467
>67
*breath of relief*
>>136911519
The AF academy is here, there's always something flying.
>>136909283
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>>136911627
>secretly
>>136911467
If you only knew, debt reset brother
>>136911597
Strap on dong?
>>136909418
uhh yeah, how useful is money on its own? I mean I suppose you could burn the paper, but I think we would go back to a barter system, at least for a while
>>136911627
Indeed...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj7mEyjvXKA
>>136911686
If ##
The weather forecast will be heavy nuclear fallout by next Saturday
>>136908891
Hey I am doing laundry right now and I live in Coronado. It was nice knowing yall.
>>136908647
>>136911277
I'm recording this on Periscope looks like somethings happ
>>136909283
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Expect a nuke by Sunday.
>>136911839
if it was a dong, a strap on dong, or a BBD, it would be called that. but no, it's called no-dong
>>136908501
NK leader will die of a heart attack this week
>>136912014
Damn anon, your camera angles are on point.
>>136909283
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>>136912014
how did the Norks get a huge space ship?
>>136912141
We'll in that case, who will penetrate what?
>>136909283
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Guys, I can't log onto 4chan! Is that bad?
>>136909283
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Gatorade
Pupper
>>136912187
Close nigga
>>136912311
Slave labor
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>>136912359
nobody's getting fucked, everyone's just sitting around talking shit as usual.
>>136909283
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>>136909418
According to Cards Against Humanity, the post-apocalyptic currency will most likely be pictures of tits
Do not fear, for as long as there are mountains, there shall be dwarves beneath them.
>>136908891
california fag here am fine world is not end
>>136909283
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>>136912852
The bigger the tits, the more the worth?
>>136908891
LA fag here. Blackouts are normal in a liberal infested zombie city. Just wait for the next heatwave. Jerry Brown and Eric Garcetti are probably sucking each others dicks as we speak.
>>136908501
Finally.
>>136908501
>took this picture from my basement window
Something odd is definitely up.
>>136909283
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OP
>>136908501
Shit, power's out in Darwin, military jets in the sky :S
>>136908891
I'm taking a shit at work, dont you love getting paid to shit?
CONSTANTINOPLE WILL SOON BE RETAKEN
DEUS VULT
>>136909283
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOHMwo7wzGg
>>136909283
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>>136908501
I live in Omaha Nebraska and I just heard an explosion, I've put on my grandfather's uniform from ww2 and I have my nosing Nagano in hand
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>>136910867
if nukes real, cover any exposed skin
if you didnt see mushroom cloud simple clothing will protect you from radioactive dust
If 17 war will happen
>>136909507
JET JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE, IT'S HAPPENING
>>136908501
Good luck!
OUTSIDE MY WINDOW AS WE SPEAK WTFFFF
A NORK JUST RAN INTO MY GARDEN AND PUT MY SISTERS IN A HEADLOCK
HELP
>>136914466
>maxresdefault
>>136909283
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>>136913474
I can confirm this
>Califag
>LAfag
>war were declared
>>136912571
Underr8ed
>>136909283
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>>136914566
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
Guys I live in Power and my San Diego is out. It's happening...I'm kill
You guys, I live near a major base and they just started taking off a bunch of jets! I'm a little concerned.
>>136909283
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this thread is a nice feel good thread composed of /pol/ memes. weird to see everyone getting along though.
>>136909283
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We've all had time to prepare for this
>>136909034
holy fuck i remember this so much during shemitah 2015
>>136908501
>mfw Im safe and sound in my tendie bunker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec2HVJgkqtI
>>136915179
pls buy me a ferrari
>>136908891
OMFG BARBARA CHANDLER JUST KICKED THE BUCKET!
http://obits.dignitymemorial.com/dignity-memorial/obituary.aspx?n=Barbara+Chandler&lc=4912&pid=162601997&mid=5394389
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS! THIS IS 0 HOUR!
>>136914908
kek/10
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>>136915179
>Saudi Arabia
Don't you already have your golden mercedes?
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>>136914938
Have you tried turning your Sandy Eggo off and on again?
>>136908501
Just remember lads, if you survive, spread the Builder's words. It is the only way to stop this from happening again.
"Vigilance is our shield that protects us from our squalid past. Knowledge is our weapon with which we carve a path to an enlightened future."
>>136909283
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whad iz habbening. i don't have a loo to hide in.
Get in Anon we're going to my bunker
>>136909283
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77 says nukes by sunday
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>>136915699
What did he mean by this?
>>136909283
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>>136909507
>powerplants and powerlines fried
hmmm
time to die nigger faggots
>>136908501
holy fuck guys, we just had tanks go down my street trying to keep everyone safe! happening happening happening!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>136908501
im ready
>>136909034
tremenda suerte que tienes boludo. esto me pasa por traicionar a mi pais y pasarme el muro. ;_;
>>136909283
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>>136915699
>tfw I'm leaving my densely populated coastal city to travel into the remote wilderness for vacation on exactly Sunday.
>tfw I will be out of range for a week.
j-just hold out a couple more days kimmy boy. I ain't want no trouble..
Tfw the U.S is getting nuked and its winter contingency all over again
>>136909283
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>>136908501
## = boom boom
LA here, air filled with smoke, looters, and gunfire everywhere
....oh wait
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>>136909811
Fuck you Vancouver is fine you slut
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>>136914022
>nosing Nagano
you are in the US and you are larding about defending yourself with a stick? I would have about 15 guns piled up around me.
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>>136909479
this image will never not be funny to me
Fake news.
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>>136909474
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
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>>136908891
I'm dead right now. Posting from hell. Butt fucking your granny tho.
>>136908891
>>
holy shit little goy, I'm also located in east county San Diego, and power went out in my neighborhood. West coast may be under attack, possibly hit the power grid?
>>136914622
Also can confirm. Am LA fag. Northeast LA had a blackout Yesterday.
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>>136908501
WAIT WHAT SAUCE
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>>136908501
peter pipper picked a peck of pickled puppers
>>136909811
Vancouver, Washington reporting. What's up brother?
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>>136908501
Everytime I see Francis of the Filth I wanna suck his cock.
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>>136908501
Nothing will ever happen. I am enjoying all these idiots running around like headless chickens. Even at work I had THREE coworkers scared shitless nukes would launch any second... Two female one MALE for sucks sake. Revoke that mans dick.
>>136909283
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>>136921669
Just "Brown" outs. You can thank Jerry.
>>136913749
You're also shitposting at the same time.
What a fucking coincidence you faggot humping emu lover.
>>136909283
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>>136908501
fuck yes
because of spaghetti, the bombs won't get me upsetti
Sticky when?
>>136908891
>YFW it hits cuckfornia
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>>136909699
power generator my nigga?
>>136908891
my power went out, all of my electronic devices are blank, and I can't get any internet, cell, or landline telephone service.
>>136908501
kys
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>bump limit reached
OP here, can the mods sticky the thread so we have a concentrated HAPPENING space?
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>>136925822
>NORTH KOREA THREATENS TO "MERCILESSLY WIPE OUT" AMERICA AND GIVE US A "SHAMEFUL END"
HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING
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>>136908501
Post proof you dumb nigger