Since no one is gonna see this cause we're all gonna die

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>>136902222
checked

Mine is resoundingly average.

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>>136902222
Well, czeched you tiny peened manlet.

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>>136902222
The one time I get quads and I wasted it on this shit

>>136902222
wow i see those quads THO

>>136902222
I'm locked in a chastity cage :(

The world of 4chan knows checked you glorious bastard.

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>>136902222
post feminine benor nao

>>136902222

Why are we gonna die tho exactly?

Korea habbenings? Zimbabwe becomes 32nd reich? Etc?

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>>136902222
Hmmmm

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>>136902222
>when your digits are longer than your dong

>>136902222
Theres some gross tits thread. You might as well have posted it. Also, witnessed. Havent have a peens of /pol/ thread in like a year lol

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>>136903169
Make like a tree and go fuck yourself

>>136903341
I feel you man

>>136902222
Yeah, me too. :^(

>>136902222
currently transmitting this post to the stars so it's forever saved.

short dick man.

Yeah, me too.

I didn't actually know until I saw a lot of porn, but I grew up before the internet, so I chased tail with no knowledge that there was anything wrong with it.

And no girl ever mentioned anything about it either. I am not sure of how many women I have done sexual stuff with, but it's easily over 100.

>>136903124
Both. Digits confirms it.

>>136903124
Korea habbenings. But Zimbabwe becoming the 32nd reich wouldn't be a bad way to go either

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Mine's small too while not errect, but it's small in a weird way. It likes to hide in my scrotum and my biggest fear is it gets stuck there.

>>136903731
U wot m8

>>136902222
>we're all gonna die within 24 hours

The fuck are you talking about?

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>>136902734
this will cheer (You) up

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>>136902222
At least I found some sort of spiritual connection with "God". (Honestly, it's more like "Father" to me.)

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>>136904100
The korean happenings

>>136904073
You heard me. My penis likes to hide with my balls.

>>136904198
and China/India

>>136902222
nice numbers tho
all men die, but not all men get quads.

>>136902222

RIP Kimmy

since you probably wont see this as you're momentarily about to morph into glass,

>everyone already knew

>>136902222

I have a big one.

>>136902694
my penis might be fun sized but im 6' 3" which makes it worse IMO

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>>136904426
thanks famalingodingo

>>136904498
this

>>136903520
Wow youre such a whore
>>136904496
Me too. Fiveskin restoration so the pulling helped. Bathmate. Grail of seed. Aneros probes. Cockrings are pretty cool. Making them out of condoms is good. Around 7" now havent measured in a decade though (with buddies) lol

>>136904198
prove that shit's actually fucking happening faggot

>>136902222
Kek confirms OPs got a tiny peen

>>136904769
>with buddies
Well they know you're a faggot, so just pick a friend and measure his throat and see how far you can stick your dick in.

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>>136904107
that's MY president!

>>136902222
Checker for the small pecker

>nothing but words thrown around

Wake me when the fat nork actually does something

>>136904913
that ass is shooped

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>>136902222
>>136904888
Kek gave me keks.

>>136904921
Lol i like you. They kept complimenting me. I keep that for my 'ships. But will admit i merely reverse those roles for them and do what you said but them to me lmao. Only one was heftier though

>>136904769

What

>>136902222
MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

BLOOD
BLOOD
BLOOD
BLOOD

>>136905122
I'm pretty good at gay jokes. It's basically a prerequisite for my work.
t. tradesman

>>136905229
Which part. Greentext them back to me and you better not simply say "the whole thing"

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>>136902222

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>>136902222
>>136904888
>quads
>trips
I must have pissed off kek in my past life

>>136905273
You guys look hot on your catfished tumblrs wearing your masks doing the birdie thru the barn door if you catch my drift. No worries even the men in blue do this

>>136904888
>>136902222

Confirmed 2'8" dicklet

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>>136902222

>>136904769
>Wow youre such a whore

I don't know if you missed the "I grew up before the internet" part of my post, but yeah...that's basically what there was to do for fun. Go around visiting people's houses and trying to get laid until you're old enough for the bar, then you went and did the same thing there...100+ is not really a lot when you actually go outside of your home whenever possible ect.

>>136902222
>micropenis
the numbers confirm it.

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>>136905424
>birdie thru the barn door if you catch my drift.
I don't. But I'm guessing you're a Mo from across the pond. And I don't mean homo.

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>>136905617
Sorry guy

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>>136904913
Not even the right thread for that

>>136905736
You'd be correct. Basically it means to put your dick through the openings in briefs or the flies of pants

>>136905816
Aaand i completely misread your post and jumped my comment before your pic
>you're circumjewed arent you

>>136905804
who cares got me to a solid 4", maybe 4 1/2" if start measuring from lower than the base

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>>136905988
Nope. I'm 100% old fashioned, home grown human.

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>>136902222
We're fucked laddies

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>>136904198
>mfw a couple of A-10s strafe the living shit out of that line of antiquated commie bullshit

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>>136904960
Could've been pic related

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>>136906797
he can still win

>>136906951
G U A C E N E R G Y

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>>136906951

>>136906951
Trump impeachment when?

>>136902222
Checked

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>>136907144
anyday now

>>136906797
>humiliate me, guac ist alles

>>136904888
holy shit first Kek gave the tiny pee quads then rubbed it in with trips

>>136904788
Were you born 10 minutes ago?

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>>136907130
fucking hell, thank you

>>136907392
I'm not a very religious man, but if there is a hell, it can't be much worse than this

I screencap'd your post, just in case.

>>136902222
Wait why are we all going to die within 24 hours? Explain yourself.

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>>136907736
We're going to die of laughter because of OP's tiny peen

As long as we're confessing things, I like Japanese girls because my penis is Japanese sized.

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>>136907699
thanks famalingodingo

>>136902222
Kek confirmed.

>>136902222
I'm gay and I'm dating a black persons

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>>136902222

>>136902222
That's a big number

>>136902222
funny script kiddy

>>136902222
KEK is with us we have nothing to fear

>>136902222

Checked OP has a small penis, include me in screencap.

>>136906237
Interdasting. How's the tradesman life? Wanna discuss your field any more specifically, or?

>>136902222
TRU PROFISEE!

>>136902222

Mine's 6.5 bone pressed x 5 inches around, but it curves weird which makes it look smaller compared to my body. The only way I can get a boner is when seeing a legit huge one in porn, so my ED doesn't matter much anyway

>>136905328
The whole thing baybee ;)));))) ( )*( ) waiting 4u~*

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>>136908699
idk how to script desu i just wanted to get something off my chest. Meme magic is real my friend

>>136904107
Not bad but needs more blending in the top right quadrant of the face. I'm sure it'll trick some people though

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>>136902222

>>136902222

I have a small dick. We do go out, we do go to bars, have dinner with friends, do physical activity. In fact, we do it in style.
I don't LARP, I don't watch anime or read comics. I do play some online games on my PC, with my wife.
I am nearly 40 and me wife is in late 20's, former model now techie. Finncially secure, I own a maserati among 3 other cars. Multiple vacationa a year, dozens of concerts including meeting the talent.

I can have tats, wear shorts to the office (which I usually work at home save a day or two I go in for meetings).

I can speak freely and curse/swear in meetings. I get all kinds of silly perks like office going to
new movie releases or an entire day the whole office goes to volunteer at a food bank. We have a cyclist club for people that cycle
into work or do competitive practice at lunch. I don't have set hours. Food regularly paid for, at minimum on wed and Firday. Mandatory 2 trips a year to go to conventions and training (Usually LA/LAs Vegas/New York) - and I get to pick
which ones I personally want - all expenses paid (bring wife along). No I'm not a neckbeard and I am not the exception either. When I was single I was never without a date when I wanted.

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>>136908638

>>136904198
looks like just one brrrrrt could produce some kino right there

>>136902222
what is average benis size

>>136904198
you know what that beach is missing?

napalm.

>>136902222
Only rural and suburban retards believe that today is the day the world ends. All the city people know it's the eclipse later this month.

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>>136909557
is this supposed to make me feel bad or give me hope?

>>136910044
idk 6"? larger than mine

>>136910373
>is this supposed to make me feel bad or give me hope?

It's pasta

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>>136904498
>not at least being 6'5
Imagine being this manlet in more ways than one.

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>>136910297
>implying that the 1364th happening this month isnt the real happening

we /youtube/ comments now

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>>136910470
haha i knew that

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>>136910297
The context is a bit of a stretch, but I think the message carries.