>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq

Evening, Roberts. Highlight of the evening so far:

>the gunshot entered the abdomen and came out his butt

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>>136899628
Have a bump, Roberts. Hopefully the night will yield us an abundant harvest of coonery.

Good evening, Roberts. I've been away, any interesting happenings in the last week?

>>136900875
SWAT got called out last night after some dindu holed up in a building and started throwing knives at police.

>security officer fighting with eighteen or more hostile males

You forgot the title lol good enough tho, evening Roberts. Real Robert hours now

Thursday is basically Friday

>>136901894
Every day is Friday if you don't have a job.

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>Police helicopter

>>136902240
lol reminds me of this classic scene

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cTHVHh8lRe8

>girlfriend is trying to stab him with a knife

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Read about these threads on /r/The_Donald. This sounds like great fun for an older lady like myself! Can't wait to join in! Praise Kek!

>male black being chased by other male blacks

>tree on fire

>no computers working in the city???

>>136903645
Jesus Christ

>>136903645
You made it Ethel! Glory be these negroe children are a pain for poor Robert

Yeesh sure is dead in here tonight. Usually more anons during RRH let alone an hour into it.

>steve martin is having a dispute with the wife

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This is a stealth /csg/. No title. Gonna be very /comfy/

>>136908099
That's what happened on my bday. Interesting.

How do you guys understand the words?

>>136908192
That pic is max /comfy/

>>136908379
What do you mean? On the scanner?

>>136908379
>He is not checking his keys

>>136908738
>beaner gang members jumping on caller's son

>>136908603
Yeah the words are really hard to understand and there's some scrambling or something

>>136909442
Not scrambling, just interference and standard radio noise. And it's not hard to understand for native English speakers as far as I know. It can get too mashed up at times, but you can usually get the gist of what they're saying.

Keep working on spoken English and listening, you'll figure it out eventually.

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I wish I wasn't trying to lose weight right now. Sitting here with some pizza and Mountain Dew and a /csg/ would be as /comfy/ as it gets.

Maybe once I get under 200 lbs I'll celebrate like that.

>break-in at alta vista foods

Tyrone trying to steal some shitty EBT chicken?

>the father of caller's grandkids came to the house and is threatening the family

>>136910797
Wait... The father is still around? Gotta give him credit.

>man shot in the street

This shit is so comfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XnYY5IfZq4

Nigger breaking a fire hydrant in front of a 7-11?
wut???

>>136912244
Probably stealing it for scrap metal, just like they do with boilers, fences, and utility poles.

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>sexual hand gestures

>male white caller saw in a pizza place was making sexual gestures at him
>now he was in a car in front of caller's house pointing a gun at him
>caller wants to go to a shelter

The fuck?

Why would anyone choose to live in chicago?

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>Elián González

#(brittany)WhiteLivesMatter

>tried to commit suicide by taking 100 ibuprofen

Fuck I hate niggers
"Tell my family I love them"
https://youtu.be/r8lUItq_2rQ

>don't speak english well
Illegal Immigrant or just another native Ebonics speaker?

>>136918624
Either way they need to go back.

>3-4 shots

>garbage can on fire

Did she just say a bank's alarm has been going off for an hour now?

>alarm at a bank has been going off for an hour

>>136910009
Keep up the good work buddy.

Night shifts with this in the background are perfect.

>>136915100
just today I had 2 niggers say "mm look at them goodies" when I walked by them lol
strr8 up synchronicity meme magic shit
whites vs homosexual nigger rape gangs race war

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>been playing music for 2 straight years

>>136920487
>>136920493
>The alarm is still going off

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Checking in Robert

anyone else hear that faint 'OH YEAH' over transmisson

>>136922385
yeah
OOOOOH YEEEA

Will Chicago end up like Detroit?

>>136922678
Once white people get tired of this shit and leave, yes.

>>136899628
Robert is the new Chad.

The perverts are out now