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>be me
>be Turk
>Get up
>First thing I do is shave the space between eyebrows so don't look like an Armenian.
>Go to work at kebab restaurant
>Walking in front of government building
>Almost get killed by PKK bombing
>Finally get at workplace
>Lunch time
>Creepily hit on western women in Instagram
>Defend Erdogan in Facebook
>Call brother living in Germany
>Get call from cousin living in Netherlands
>call father living in Austria
>Go home
>Argue in broken English with European teenagers in Youtube
>3 am
>Go to bed
>Pray to Arab pedophile warlord for letting me live in the greatest country on earth