>He grabs your gir's ass ''I am a classical

>>136859458
Only faggots hold their cigars like that, real men hold em in the side of their mouths like The Man With No Name.

>>136859458
give my hypothetical gf the pleasure of rejecting him.

>>136859458
Also
>hurrrr look at me I could have just taken a simple selfie and looked gay enough but I had to make sure I got my women's drink and my cigar in the shot so people can see how "hip" I am by smoking cigars and drinking women drink durrrrr

>>136859458
That's not a reasonable scenario. He would never move. Must've walked by his nesting spot by accident.

He's not a classical liberal. He even admitted himself he's a social liberal. Classical liberals are libertarians. He's not a libertarian.

Let him cuck me like a good classical Liberal.

Get him done for sexual assault and he spends 5 years in prison because he is white looking.

>>136859950
>t. Someone who posts pictures of his guns on Instagram

>>136859458
>I punch his girl ass
"I am a classical liberal too."

>>136859458
Tell him that, as a classical liberal, he should get his filfthy hands off my private property.

He wants to be Sam Hyde so bad, what a faggot

>>136860144
Nice try faggot

t. Someone who hasn't had a single social media account for over 3 years

>>136859458
bludgeon him to death with my bare hands

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>>136859458
Something similar to this happened to me. Some random fucktard tried to get in between me and my gf at the park because we were arguing and he wanted to be a white knight. I fought him. He called the cops. I got arrested and did 60 days in jail + 2 years probation. I found out later he is a 40 year old Iraq war veteran who voted for Hillary.

>>136859458
This kind of situation could end it two ways:

A: My gf screams rape and then we both beat the shit out of him.
B: She smiles, this makes me mad as fuck, I hit him in the face with some blunt object, which leads to us arguing for a long time and probably breaking up

Either way the dude is gonna get a bloody nose.

>>136859458
"ad blocks internally"

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>>136860770
>>136860171
Both of these posts are correct

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>>136860596
>fought
>not possessing a high enough power level for a 1 hitter quitter

>tfw I've never been arrested for a public fight in my entire life
>including the time I used CQC on a cop who assaulted me at a bar

>>136859458
Inform him that he has just violated the NAP and put 6 rounds in his chest.

>>136860982
Good point. I actually got my ass kicked. Fucking faggot still called the cops and only I went to jail. I didn't even start the fight either, I just told him to mind his own fucking business.

>>136859458
>Implying he isn't gay
He would grab your ass.

>>136860596
>I fought him. He called the cops. I got arrested and did 60 days in jail + 2 years probation.
>60 days in jail
what is your country?

>>136861121
Lol it's all good man, better luck next time. Just get stronger and practice some boxing you'll be good.

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>>136861186
The land of the free.

>>136861291
I had no chance. At the time I was 23. This guy had 90lbs on me and 17 years of age. I am genuinely surprised he was a bleeding heart liberal.

>>136859458
"Oh, then why did you just violate the NAP?"

>>136859458
I'm sure the real situation would be reversed, Sargon is a cuck.

>>136859458
Excuse me my dear fellow,
I do believe your hands may have brushed against m'ladies rumpscuttle,
as I am a gentleman of non-violent philosophy I ask you to apologize posthaste.
....
yes philosophy.
My gmail account?
Debate on hangouts at 9pm?
....
You're finished kiddo.
I eat post modernist liberal lightweights like you for breakfast.
*Tips fedora*
See you at the debate.

>>136859711
Only do that when it's poker/football night
Otherwise the patrician grip is a index and middle finger on top with thump on bottom pinch

>>136860067
Classical liberalism =/= libertarianism
Classical liberals are willing to work with the state libertarians are not.
Go fuck yourself faggot.

>>136861431
Wew lad 90lbs is quite a bit. Always aim for the chin and get ready to duck and weave. Keep your chin tucked low as well.

I'm a vet too but I voted Trump and republican down the bill.
He was probably a butthurt fag who got mad at Trumps hit on McCain with the "I like the guys who didn't get caught." I kekd hard when he said that lol.

Move into important things like >>136846895 since your shitpost is so bad

turn the other cheek.

>>136860770
>Jew
>getting physical
You'll just call your layer and sue Sargon for antisemitism.

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>>136859458
>Grabs my Gir's ass

>>136859458

>Grab hiss ass
"Dito"

>>136861891
Oh OK, is that the proper cigar etiquette so I don't look like a gunslinging caveman in public lol? I'm new to smoking them, started back in June.

>>136860335
Only 3 get on my level cunt.
My last soc media account was in 2004 and Tom was my first friend

>>136861932
>implying libertarianism is anarchism

there's literally a libertarian party in the US retardo

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>>136862184

>>136859458
Would you like a massage?

>>136862254
>implying the libertarian party dont want anarchism
You have a communist party aswell, they technically want anarchism aswell. What is your fucking point.

Ask him if he's going to sit in his house and hide during the revolution (in which his life would be spared) or if he's going to actively be a counter revolutionary (so I can shoot him).

>>136862154
honestly it doesn't matter as long as you don't look like a faggot (sargon)

>>136859458
Fucked him in the ass to assert dominance

>>136862075
>what is the IDF

>>136859458
punch him in the face for violating the NAP.

>>136862458
There's an ancom party in the USA? Lmao

>>136859458
tell him I'm brown then he'll agree to import more of me because fuck identity politics and huwhtie people

>>136859458
Slightly relieve the pressure of the size 16 boot depressing his skull into the floor just long enough for him to apologize.

>>136859458
Deport to sumeria

>>136860596
Your patriotic duty. God bless you, sir.

>>136859458

>wat do

Nothing. Act like a bitch and apologize so you don't have to get hit.

t. 4chan.

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>>136859458
laugh at my roastie whore, click glass with him and tag team her

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Are his primary and secondary accounts still banned from Twitter for no reason whatsoever?

>>136859458
Obviously Id punch him in his face

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>>136859458
Start saying the 14 words and the 88 principles on his ass.

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>>136863914
>t. Norway
ftfy

>>136862644
10 4 good buddy

>>136863939
Thats the funniest joke Dane Cuck has ever told.