>be muslim
>die at the age of 72 from smoking
>cant wait to get my 72 virgins
>i get into Jannah
>see my 72 virgins
>tfw you find out your religion has been secretly fag
>>136818233
If you don't suck each and every one of their cocks then you're literally a homophobe.
how funny would it be to see the face of a isis troop seeing his 72 virgins and turning out its all the chinese kids who died making his ak-47 and ammunition rounds in china.