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Cheese smuglers caught at the finnish-russian border. This lad packed almost 100kg of cheese to his minivan.

http://www.iltalehti.fi/kotimaa/201708102200316982_u0.shtml
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>>136800554
i like cheese
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>>136800880
But why?
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Tariffs and import quotas were a mistake
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>>136800554
>Kuljettaja ei ilmoittanut, että hänellä olisi ollut mitään tullattavaa
How much toll would you have to pay for 100kg cheese? My Finnish is rusty, but I guess the toll part was where the guy broke the law.
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>>136800554
Bet he made good time not having to stop to take a shit.
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>>136800554
Thats a good cheese mane. Too bad its going down the sewers now.
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>>136800554
kill yourself Le'monjello
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>>136800975
Because our glorious leader don't want his peasants to eat capitalistic goods, so you have to smuggle them in. Isn't it wonderful?
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>>136800554
w-what's gonna happen to all that delicious cheese op?
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>>136801279
Sanction on cheese?
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cheese is a hot commodity in the east, and because it's illegal in russia it is especially sought after.
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>>136800554

Make local news great again.
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>cheese is illegal in Russia

hmm well i guess you learn something new everyday
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>6200 clips of russian police destroying food.mp4
l o l
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>>136801539

Cheese is illegal in Russia? How? Like you can't even milk cows or goats to make it? What the fuck is going on?
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>>136801279
is putin actually loved over in slavland or is it just a meme?
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>>136801682
Cheese is a Jewish product that makes white people constipated, therefore is prohibitied
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>>136801682
I dunno man, the further east you go the more topsy turby reality it gets.
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>>136801507
EU restrains trading between EU and Russia.
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>>136801682
"Forgot" to declare the cheese at customs, OP should have noted what's the point here. Check >>136800984
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>>136800554
Cheese... smugglers?
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>>136801772
wait a minute isnt funland not part of the EU??
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>>136801682
Do you not need a cheese license in the US?
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>>136801507

It's on all American and EU food imports in response to sanctions.
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>>136800880
>>136800554
Kek.
Sanctions at work boys. Soon they will all starve.
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>>136801825
We have been proud members since 1995.
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>>136801710
Less 'loved' more 'his competitors are despised even more'
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>>136801975
so he is supported out of spite? wow russia really isnt that different from the US
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>>136800554
>>136800880
kek
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>>136801884
>Soon they will all starve.


yes and we both know how that ended didnt we?

Half of fucking yurope was occupied by red army
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>>136802090
Once they cross the border ICBMs will fly. Its all different now.
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>>136801866
*SHUDDERS*

You guys need a license to curdle milk?
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>>136800554

>Finnish cheese is illegal in Russia
>British chocolate is illegal in America

Really makes you think.
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>>136802090
lol russia can do nothing against europe
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>>136801772
I think it's the opposite. We restricted cheese imports in response to EU sanctions. No idea why, our local cheese is pretty shit.
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>>136801804
The Russian government banned Finnish cheese as a part of counter sanctions to west. That cheese is very good (compared to the rubber they sell in sssr) and was quite popular in Russia before the Ukraine habbbenings.


>Thanks, Putin!': Finland flooded with cut-price 'Putin cheese' as Russia turns away European exports
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/thanks-putin-finland-flooded-with-cut-price-putin-cheese-as-russia-turns-away-european-exports-9686238.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/11818148/Putins-cheese-war-on-Europe-leaves-bitter-taste-in-St-Petersburg.html
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>>136800554

poor goys.

why are they oppressing cheese in the first place ?!

makes no sense !
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>>136800975
Russia sanctions I guess?
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>>136802266
At least we can enjoy our "Cheeselike product with holes"
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>>136802596
"Our" cheeselike product with holes from Armenia
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russians are like those aliens from alien nation, they get drunk on cheese like alien nation aliens get drunk on milk

also russians can walk on walls is why they use rugs like wallpaper
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does that mean they can't have cheeseburgers?
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>>136802034
Read about any previous leaders of Russia, its a really low fucking bar to beat.
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>>136802200
Over Cheese!? You Munster!
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>>136802878
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>>136802947
Don't worry, plastic cheese is still available.
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>>136802596
looks like västerbotten yummm
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>>136802258
cadbury products are so much better than hershey. crispy crunch and caramilk my man.
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>>136802961
Khrushchev was a fucking retard
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vladashart putin threatened sanctions over poland if they removed the ussr propaganda statues. hahahahaha pathetic
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>>136801279
In the very early 90s after the fall of the Soviet Union, I regularly saw a bus of Russian tourists coming to buy tons of stuff at the convenience store right next to the apartment building we lived in. In hindsight it just seems odd they chose that store. There would've been a larger store a few blocks away. I wonder if the shop owner paid some tour guide to bring the Russians to his shop. Interesting times. And man, the smell of Russian tobacco coming off those tourists was heavy in those days. You could smell them from half a block away.
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>>136801145
It's Russia, the customs officers are eating or selling it themselves.
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Hey man if you're gonna illegally import something might as well be cheese. Shit is too good
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>>136801682
Heh heh heh

I just woke up from a migraine headache

We went from TRb3's to smuggling high grade cheese

Probably the best timeline
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>>136802200

you forget to mention, that it would be our ICBMs which would fly
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>>136803877

probably get stuck in the tube. cheap garbage. but go the dumpster and meet your cheese dealer, faggot
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Evil bastards.
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>>136804032

I buy pretty good argentinian cheese, nothing wrong with that neoliberal butthurt about sanctions
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Stupid sanctions... The west was supposed to be all about free trade.
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>>136804102
>Argentinian cheese

you fucking monster.

I only eat euro cheese. best cheese comes from Switzerland anyways. France is a close second, then the Netherlands
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>>136804168
Ummm can you even read? "Venäjän tulli otti keskiviikkona Nuijamaalla kiinni venäläismiehen, joka yritti viedä 99 kiloa Oltermannia kätkettynä Volkswagen Caravelle -mallisen pikkubussin rakenteisiin."

So he was caught by Russians not Finns.
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>>136804168
Not according to my Google Translate of the article, apologies for not understanding your Mongoloid language.

>On Wednesday, the Russian customs took over in Nuijamaa a Russian man who tried to take 99 pounds of Oltermann, hiding in the Volkswagen Caravelle, a small mini bus.

>This information is available on the Russian Customs website .

>The driver did not say he had anything to do with customs, but there was something else in the car's inspection. The pictures published by the Russian customs show how cheese packaging is stacked behind the interior of the vehicle's outer walls.
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>>136800554
Yall niggers dont know shit bout cheese
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>>136804239

Been in Lyon this July, tasted swi and fra cheeses, nothing special
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>>136801945
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>>136804392
Federal Europe with integrated markets,peoples and laws is the future. We are all European.
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>>136804379
Ate the wrong ones then. In france you eat the soft ancient cheese who instantly start to ooze onto the plate, in switzerland you eat the hard and crumbly but yet creamy "bergkäse" which they often spike with mountain flowers and herbs.

great shit. Best cheese stuff ive ever eaten was parmesan from a freshly broken up wheel of it.
The difference to some piece of parm you guy at the market is insane.
Shit Dimitri now Im gonna go to the cheese shop after work.
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We can have free trade and free movement of people, while still making our own laws and controlling our own countries.
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>>136802258
But Cadbury is American chocolate now
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>>136803690
>Hey man if you're gonna illegally import something might as well be cheese.

I'll just leave this here:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-19751695
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I wish we could get fresh cheese here, it's banned due to quarantine requirements. Picture related is the only cheese I've ever had
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>>136804563
>tfw non-pasteurized cheese is illegal to sell in the US
It hurts.
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>>136802275
For some reason Leningrad peoples love oltermanni as Finns do.
It's nothing fancy basic cream cheese but knowing that rubber cheese can't blame them across the border.
Leningrad people going full holodomor.
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>>136804608
It is really not we even now have legal duality thanks to regulations and trade laws of EU. Single market leads towards singular legislation.
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How does making millions upon millions of innocent russians have a shitty life make USA the good guy?
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>>136800975
ITT I had first hand accounts given to me from personal friends when the sanctions started. They took all the food products from the US and other nations off the shelves then threw it all away. Russians were scrambling to get food of dumpsters in the early days of the sanctions.

It's not because western foodstuffs are apart of the sanctions. It's good propaganda and fear mongering for putin to do this.
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>>136804726
Cant imagine the horror. I do enjoy a kraft single slice on a cheesburger tho.
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>>136804608
Norway and Switzerland make majority of their new legislation to be in line with EU laws you know. Without having any say at all on said EU laws.
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>>136804507
I'm thinking about packing my ATV with a chainsaw and a bow and living in the woods for a few months. No globalisation there. Any anons wanna join?
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Grab a brick of that cheese I ain't bullshitting
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>>136802961
Glorious Yeltsin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9YnDirqwT4
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>>136804719
>also written in Arabic
what the fuck
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>>136800554
We still have "finnish" cheese in here, except it made somvere Kostroma Oblast.

They even write something in finnish on packaging.
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>>136802961
Lowest bar is Yeltsin, you can't go lower.
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>>136804941
i knew russia was shit but not like this
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>>136802596
Looks like Havarti.
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>>136804719
wtf...don't you guys have cows and shit? How hard is it to get a few Aussies to make some decent cheese.
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>>136805135
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>>136800554
In other news, Finno-French relations have signifcantly improved.
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>>136803066
That's entry level. A real burger has heapenings of real cheese. Cobination of cheddar and pepperjack with bacon upon that. But no sauces, sauces are degenerate just like the plastic cheese. 2-3 pickle rounds enshrine the burger in it's (true) holy form.
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>>136801682
Russians have more faith in finnish food products because our inspectors don't spend 100% of their waking moments being bribed/drinking vodka/being bribed with vodka.
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>>136804726
Cheeses produced in the United States may be made from cow, goat, or sheep’s milk or a blend. Federal Department of Agriculture regulations require that any cheese aged fewer than 60 days be made from pasteurized milk; however, those cheeses aged beyond 60 days may be made from non-pasteurized, or “raw,” milk.
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>>136805130
We have a large Muslim population
>>136805389
Foot and mouth disease
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>>136801806
You say it like it's dumb but consider this. You can just drive across the border and buy the product from supermarket, there's profit in it and the penalty is minimal.
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>>136805085
The greatest russian to ever live. The embodiment of whats wrong but especially whats righ with russians.
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>>136801130
Just what I was thinking
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>>136805529
>cheddar
>pepperjack
>real cheese
Loving every laugh amerifat.
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I bought multiple blocks of cheese for rainy days was around 3-5 times cheaper than normally, thanks Putin.
Also I got question for you Russians :
How many blocks of cheese is needed in order to buy russki waifu?
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what the fuck? is cheese illegal or some shit in russian?
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>>136806031
You should try a good aged cheddar.
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>>136806174
I love Cheddar and also Pepperjack, but its hardly cheese.
Cheese like product would be a better term.
Fun fact i got 500 grams of shredded sharp cheddar in my fridge, i use it in mashed potatoes or for grilled cheese.
I recently found my love for the BLT SAndwich, a hybrid of grilles cheese and BLT is my go to sunday lunch these days.
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I'm glad I just renewed my cheese license.
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>>136806232
>I love Cheddar and also Pepperjack, but its hardly cheese.
Can you explain that in simple terms?
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>>136806232
English cheese is some of the best cheese in the world, there are hundreds of different varieties and good cheddar is amazing. It's easy to make a generic cheddar style cheese, which is what you'll find in your pre shredded bag but there's no comparison really
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>>136806137
That's a Ukrainian not a Russian
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>>136806137
Most Russian women willing to marry a foreigner will do it as soon as they realize that you can afford to buy them stuff. Then they'll bolt when they get a visa//citizenship.
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>>136806452
What's the difference?
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>>136806412
As in any cheese
>>136806392
Most cheddar you get is pretty much just kraft single style "chesse" with coloring and aromas.
Theres insanely tasty real cheddar from england but its hard to find except in cheese shops.

Pepper jack is american cheese in my book. "cheese"

This thread made me think about blue cheese cream sauce on pork filet.
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>>136806535
The former usually has mental defects and the latter does not
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>>136806150
Sanctions over crimea and its hurting our economy. We just want to make biz with ruskies. No hard feelings
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>>136806535
Bread basket with different flavor of slav culture. IE midwest vs east coast in America.
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>>136800554

are you telling me russians will suck your dick for finnish cheese
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I was born in Wisconsin. I was born to cheese smuggle. They used to call me "the ambassador of cheese".
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>>136806493
I can remember we used to get ads in the classified section of the newspapers here "Russian brides make devoted wives", are you telling me that was false advertising?!
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>>136806535
>>136806535
Ukrainian women have been consistently voted the world's most attractive. Russian women, not so much--more of a hit or miss. Although pretty much all Slavs suffer from babushka syndrome. Good until 50, then they look like potatoes.
t. half-Russian amerimutt
>>136806675
kek
All post USSR women are going to have some major gold digging impulses.
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>>136806767

They do, dont marry city whores which the majority of scams are, visit the poor country side and meet the parents. Its very much like asia
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>>136806718
as long as you don't finnish in their mouf
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>>136806818
Except in Ukraine and my country the gold digging impulses exist with 90% of the women
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>>136800554
Our illegal border crossers at least smuggle cool shit like drugs and guns. Why are yours so pussy?
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That was decent blowjob Olga, I give you two slices for it.
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>>136806931

fugggg :DDDDD
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>>136806635
>Most cheddar you get is pretty much just kraft single style "chesse" with coloring and aromas
Then you aren't buying the right cheese. That stuff is gross.
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>>136807223
Have you read the rest of my post bud?
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>>136806931
That some puffy vulva.
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>>136807266
Yeah, believe it or not there's a lot of cheddar out there that's not Kraft singles plastic.
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>>136807383
Youre not the brightest lamp in the shop are you?
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>>136800554
Is that salami in the door?
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Russians can make great icbm's but cannot into cheese or modern European health and safety standards. Embarrassing.
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>>136800554
>yfw you get caught at the Russian border with cheese up your bum
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>>136806935
Feels bad, man. Are they at least somewhat more chaste than in the West?
>>136807021
Every woman named Olga will be a whale by 30 and/or look like a bulldog.
No exceptions, stay away.
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>>136804687
Ahh that's why it's gone to shit then
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>>136801279
Calm down CIA.
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>>136807455
Yeah I skimmed over that part since Europeans get real snobby whenever food is brought up. Good cheddar is found in any grocery near me, not just English made stuff and not just in specialty stores, so the American cheddar = Kraft equivocation you made had me rolling my eyes.
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One thing I've noticed cheese-wise over my travels is that in Europe, its very easy to lay your hands on top quality stuff.

Sure, most markets in the UK, France, Germany, Austria, Spain, Italy will stock utter shit (pre-grated generic cheddar) but they will also stock seriously high quality cheese too (Comte, LC Stilton, crunchy Cheddar).

Go to the US, and you'd have to go to a specialised shop for it. Pretty much sums up the US - you can find the nice "boutique" stuff, but they're a lot more used to basic crap than the rest of the world.
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>>136802259
You mean the USA we protect all of you cucks
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so Europeans just gnaw on cheese like mice and rats?
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>>136807000
Smuggling cheese is probably more profitable than smuggling drugs. It's easier to sell and generally in higher demand.
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>>136807807
I DIDNT SAY THAT MAN. Jesus christ.
I said most cheddar you get here is exactly that kraft shit, real cheddar is hard to come by in germany except in cheese shops.

COmprende mulatto?
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>>136801633
>>136801682
Cheese is not illegal, EU and American cheese is.
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>>136807306
Finnish youtube poop
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>>136800554
This is bullshit news

We don't eat this shit

We eat pigs animals cook them and eat the meat

We eat dokatarsjaha kalbasa

This European food is shit food in Israel I buy only Russian made food !!!!!

I hate Jewish food I hate European food and thets why I am halty us he'll

European food is shit was shit and forever will be shit !!!!!!
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>>136800554
LOL, Russians have shit cheese. Oltermanni is, however, delicious
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>>136807860
My Rewe Supermarket has kerrygold cheddar, i never bought it. Do you know it? do the irish know good cheddar? i was intrigued but it was kinda pricey compared to some nice old gouda so i skipped it for now.
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>>136807618
15 years hard labor in the gulag for cheese smuggling.
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>>136808032

Standard EU sharing board with a friend
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>>136808143
This is either some mudshit on a proxy or one of those famous israeli inbreds.
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>>136808143
>a kike hating Europe
IMAGINE MY SHOCK
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>>136808210
Charcuterie is an underappreciated art.
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>>136808032
>>136808210

Standard US sharing board with a friend
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>>136805934
What's right about him? He was complete shit leader and he paved the way for current oligarchy.
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>>136808210
shit tier olives
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>>136808118
Many European food producers repackage their goods somewhere in Serbia and ship them to Russia as Serbian food. True patriots. That having said, the sanctions are billshit from both sides but so where NATO and Russian aggressions.
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>>136808109
>I love Cheddar and also Pepperjack, but its hardly cheese.
>Cheese like product would be a better term.
>Most cheddar you get is pretty much just kraft single style "chesse" with coloring and aromas.
Those are your statements on cheddar, I pointed out that my experiences contradict that. You made it sound like good cheddar is a novelty good, which may be true in Germany, but is not a universal statement. Christ, it's not that difficult.
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>>136807773
you are a moron, you know?
хyecoc зaлyпынинcкий
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>>136808324
>charcuterie
Sounds faggy. We just call them smallgoods here
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>>136808143
I thought you'd die with that dose of salt. Maybe thats why they couldn't kill enough of your kind in aushwitz.
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>>136806675
All of them have mental issues. A bunch of whores.You can even look up number of pornstars by country and it's Ukraine and Russia in the top.
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Anyone have a link to that video of a Russian dairy farmer laughing his ass off in an interview back in 2015 or 2014 about the sanctions as people had to buy his product instead of importing the btter stuff from Italy for almost the same price?
I can find quite a lot of videos on Russian dairy farmers along the same premise but none of them are nearly as funny as this one.
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>>136801279
fake news
fuckoff shariablue
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>>136802275

Alright I can't read that shit but am I to understand you can get a pack of cheese in Finland for 1 Euro? Cause that's a good fucking deal.
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>>136808349
US wins to be factually accurate
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Need for cheese
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I don't get this, doesn't Russia have decent milk products themselves?
All in that shelf are finnish or EU, what you feed for your kids etc?
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>>136808143
You tell them Ivan
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>>136808540
It's because they dumped the cheese that would have otherwise been exported to Russia on the domestic market because of sanctions, I doubt its normally that cheap
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>>136807860
Nigel, we Austrians are the most serious cheese producers in the EU, fuck we have much harsher regulations regarding milk and cheese than anyone in Europe, save for Switzerland maybe.
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>>136806031
>>cheddar
>>pepperjack
>>real cheese
>Loving every laugh amerifat
i know some americans have no class, but plenty of transplants here, and plenty native born with taste too
any decent sized town (they call them cities but i dont think 10-15k really qualifies) should have a supermarket with a decent small cheese selection case
we buy white english and irish cheddar and leicester, comte, triple creme brie, camembert, butterkasse, gruyere etc
also always keep gouda, havarti, emmental and sharp yellow cheddar in the house
there are also high quality "american" cheese, like white american cheese from land o lakes. there are laws specifically governing how processed cheese products are labeled. the land o lakes qualifies to be labeled as american cheese. the kraft deluxe loose variety i think it the only one kraft make that can legally be labeled american cheese, which is decent but the land o lakes product puts it to shame. all the other ones will say "american cheese product", "pasteurized cheese product", or "processed cheese product". some variation of that depending on the oil vs actual cheese content.
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>>136808176

Wouldn't bother if it's really expensive. Irish cheddar isn't bad but Kerrygold is basically the best of the "big" manufacturers of cheese. It tastes like creamy cheddar, so it isn't super aged or anything.

If you can find this: http://davidstowcheddar.co.uk/ then try it, even the low-aged stuff is nice but the 5-year is insane. And that's from a mass producer, not even a local one.

Same with Long Clawson Stilton, if you find that be prepared to always be disappointed with other blue cheeses.
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>Cheese
Is Finnish cheese really that fucking delicious?
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>>136800554
>smuglers
smewglurs
cannot unsee
my eyesss
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>>136808064
>cheese is russian crack
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>>136808210
This is faggotry.
>>136808349
And this lacks booze.
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>>136808032
do you not?
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Whenever you go to a party and there are cheese and wines you prepare for a boring pretentious party.
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>>136808064
Not only that, But also if you are caught smuggling you won't get jailed but rather you just get fined.
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>>136808731
watch it anon
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>>136808622

I know, I had an Austrian housemate at university and went for 2 weeks to see Vienna, Salzburg and Linz (his hometown).

Kasekrainer and Stiegl on the streets of Vienna was a dream.
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>>136807773
>>136808539
Do you realise that you just got mad over a putin meme made by a russian? How can you be this bluepilled?
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>>136808727

I will agree that In and Out really does need to serve their burgers with booze. A good craft beer would be a great addition to their menu.
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>>136808690

You know how chefs and foodfags are

They need to have "boutique" and foreign products on hand because it might taste 1 percent different
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>>136808462
I was trained in a high class french restaurant.
Thats what the frenchies and most of europes pretentious restaurants call it.
Fun fact, the austrians call it a "Brettljause"
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>>136808736
>Whenever you go to a party and there are cheese and wines you prepare for a boring pretentious party.
whenever i go to a party and there are cheese and wines i dont give a fuck about the company or conversation, i am autistically downing wine and stuffing cheese in my mouth
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>>136808805
The best thing is that our national cuisine is practically made for being eaten before heavy manual labor or getting shitfaced as hard as possible. Try eating a Schweinsbraten mit Sauerkraut and at least four beers. It should be mandatory for every Musel due to cultural integration.
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>>136808674
Thank for the link Nigel. I shall try this one.
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>>136801682
Christ, Americans will believe anything
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>>136809037
sure you are.
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>>136809062
>Schweinsbraten mit Sauerkraut

Holy shit I had that at his parents house after we went out drinking all night a the next village over (was xmas time, shit loads of gluhwein
and schnapps).

That food was delicious but there was so much I almost died, those wet dumpling things are so filling.
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>>136808690
Not really.
It's better than Russian 'cheese'.
But not as good as Swedish cheese.
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>>136808736
You want some cheese with that wine?
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>>136809151
Anon, I...
>>136805389
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>>136808210
>>136808944
Just for clarification, the "Brettljause" or just "Jause" can consist of several types of meat, cheese, bread and other things like Sauerkraut, various fruits, horseradish, pickles and other vegetables. When you're preparing it at home, you're basically just looking into your fridge, take what you want to eat and proceed to stuff your face with food.
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>>136809370
you mean gnaw like rats and mouse
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>>136809370
Which is exactly what charcuterie is.
Leftover cold meats/cheese/bread/veggies etc
But some of my fondst childhood memories are of me eating a giant looking brettljause(I was like 6 or something) in Kärnten on family vacation, some homemade elderflower drink to that and i was a happy little kraut.
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>>136809403
>the plural of mouse is mouse

amerifats everyone.
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Ausfag here, I've never been much into cheese but what's the god tier cheese in emu land?
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>>136809545
go drink your elder piss. I've had that stuff at ikea. disgusting
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>>136801550
God damn that is a Jewy-lookin Jew.
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russian ''''''cheese''''' is fucking abyssmal.

it's like eating plastic. even american kraft McCheese is at least tasty.
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>>136809213
You mean Knödel?
The variations of Knödel alone could fill a cookbook. Made from rolls with bacon, from potatoes, filled with marmelade, plums or apricots or curd cheese or yeast dumplings.
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>>136809243

lel, at the guaranteed reply from some assblasted Sven trying to one-up.
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>>136808577
We do have a lot of milk products as well as milk factories but some fags and cucks in big cities like Saint Petersburg and Moscow get used to think that they are some sort of elite ppl compared to the other pleasants in rural Russia so they like to consume only best and hi quality milk and food to feed their sick ego and since Finland has reputation of top-tier milk production country in Russia these fucks buy it and even smuggle to get their stinky belly filled with your cheese.
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>>136808577
Decent - no. Ok.
Cheese - not at all. 90% of Russian cheese is palm oil tofu.
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>>136809637
>he never picked Elder flowers by himself, inhaling their intoxicating smell
>he never made a syrup out of elder flowers by himself
>he made himself a refreshing drink from elderflower syrup or poured a bit into a glass with schnapps
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>>136809714
Sweet version filled with Mirabellen ( dont know the english word, its a smaller, sweet plum basically)
jam and topped with vanilla sauce.

Or just give me classic germknödel with liquid butter, poppy seeds and powdered sugar. We used to have competitions who can eat the most, the guy who ate 4 and a half puked his guts out tho.
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>>136809687
>>136809850
Why can't you make your own nice cheese?
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>>136808690
Finland has land border wit Russian and it is 130 km from ST. Petersburg.
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>>136801945
What do you mean we? Bet you are a sven hiding behind cuckflag
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Finnish souvenir store for Russian tourists.

They dropped all milk exports to russia in our inner markets.
I already bought 4 blocks of cheese (price of one) and yoghurt around 2-3 times cheaper.
These sanctions hurt our economy more than others, Russia is our biggest trade partner.
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"Hey kid, wanna buy some cheese?"
>"N-no, my mom told me to never do-"
"C'mon, just try it; all of your friends are, and they love the cheddar."
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>>136810003
>Why can't you make your own nice cheese?
make of cheese not important as SU-57 and MiG-35
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>>136810003
Dunno, i don't work in cheese industry.
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>>136808492
Not vidya, but facts..

Italian farmers sustain at least €1.2 bln losses because of Russia’s food embargo
On August 1, 2014, the EU imposed sanctions against the Russian Federation in connection with the events in Ukraine and the reunification of Crimea with Russia and later repeatedly extended them. The latest decision to extend them was made on June 22 of this year.
Russia imposed a package of countermeasures on August 7, 2014, in response to the sanctions introduced by the United States, Australia, Canada, the European Union and Norway over Moscow’s stance on developments in neighboring Ukraine.

More:
http://tass.com
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moscow can't eat local production anymore?
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>>136809894
delet this
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>>136810179
Is the cheese market good in Russia? I'm thinking of moving there and becoming a cheesemonger or a gold prospector.
Which will get me more rouble?
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>>136800554
This is fucking retarded. If I was border guard I would look in other direction.
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>>136810269
And if I was in charge I'd have your crooked arse executed.
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>>136810211
https://www.businessinsider.com.au/compromising-photo-of-russian-cheese-factory-workers-has-spurred-an-investigation-2014-4
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>>136810172
Well we have full cycle production of may food products with ok quality. Like chicken or ice cream. But cheese making for some reason is not.

(ice cream is often spoiled with palm oil too but if you know the trick of reading product contents on label you can dodge this shit)
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>>136807482
First things first
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>>136810172
>SU 57
are you refering to T-50 project? if so then it's just a speculation what name it will officially take, since it must first be complete all trials first

the only sure that it will be indeed SU family, since it that particular bureau who develop it
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>>136804941
Your statement incorrect. Food is part of the sanctions:
Russian food embargo hits Finland, Norway & Lithuania worst
Finnish food exports have dropped by 24.5% over the two years of Russian counter-sanctions given that Finland used to export almost 20.9% of its food to Russia

MOSCOW, September 8 /TASS/. The European Union’s Nordic countries as well as the Baltic States have lost from 10% to 22% of food exports due to the Russian food embargo, a report on the economic situation in Russia suggests.


US, EU, Canada, Norway and Australia lost about $8.6 bln from food embargo — ministry
The joint report prepared by the Russian Academy of National Economy and State Service; the Gaidar Institute and the All-Russian Academy of Foreign Trade (VAFT) revealed that Finland had suffered the biggest losses from the Russian food embargo on EU agricultural products: Finnish food exports have dropped by 24.5% over the two years of Russian counter-sanctions given that Finland used to export almost 20.9% of its food to Russia. Norwegian exports to foreign countries also dwindled by 11.3%, including 10.1% due to the loss of the Russian market.
Lithuania saw a huge decline in food exports, the biggest among the three Baltic States, largely (20.7%) due to the Russian counter sanctions. Latvia lost 21.5% of food exports, of which 11.5% were due to the Russian food embargo. Estonia’s foreign exports dropped by 22%, of which only 12.2% were due to the Russian sanctions.
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>>136810269

Why? They just take it for themselves for free and sell it. That cheese is already in Putingrad blackmarket.
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>>136810267
No business is profitable in Russia unless you have connections with authority figures.
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>>136810463
You reckon Russian criminals are being killed over cheese? Do you reckon Russia has a Breaking Bad adaptation with blue cheese?
>What are you in for, Sergei?
>Cheese
Sounds pretty retarded imo.
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>>136809943
Four and a half? I once at seventeen Semmelknödel, my record with Germknödel is probably at 6 normal sized ones without any problem. I can tell you there's food with way more calories from where I come from.
One such delicacy is from my Great Grandmother: a loaf Brandteigmasse (choux pastry dough) deep fried in lard, then eaten with Sauerkraut and some sort of soup made out of broad beans. You usually eat one to three loafes (which are an inch longer than your hand) in one meal.
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>>136810179
I kind of wish I did now. I could set up shop in Russia, BTFO the local competition and become a cheese baron.
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>>136806935
That's just women.
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>>136804719
You're full of shit. Even fucking Coles sells proper cheese
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>>136810204
>Italian farmers sustain at least €1.2 bln losses because of Russia’s food embargo
Sounds like bullshit desu.
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>>136810410
How strange. Cheesemaking really isn't difficult at all, I made some delicious cheese in high school agriculture class. There's clearly a market for decent cheese in Russia, I wonder why no one has exploited it.
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Cheese by Tim minchin

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bVKCHZqax84
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>>136810590
ever heard "roof" fee for a local boys? That would kick you out of competition in no time
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>>136810736
Putin always gets a cut. Very unprofitable.
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>>136810787
>"always gets a cut"
>not "slice"
>missing such an obvious cheese pun

you had one fucking job
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>>136800817

So do I, anon, So do I.
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>>136810683
Well.. That's the official TASS reporting...
Just citing sources.
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>>136810841
All our funny people moved to Australia.
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>>136810419
underrated
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>>136802258
>America
>free

The state is banning a brand because another brand moaned?
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>>136809561
emu cheese
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>>136804941
Lol


>invoke sanctions over muhhh ebil rusha
>russia doesnt take it in the ass calmly

>why russia so bad guise? Why dey do id to us?


Kys faggot burgerkime
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>>136810267
If you make quality cheese and do right advertisement - people will buy it. A lot.
Gold is shit. And it's illegal to search for gold on your own, you can only work for government company. And storaging unrefined gold is also illegal.
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>>136810410
palm oil is in everything now, you can produce 600gallons per acre, i want to say maybe 3x second closest crop, maybe sunflower

>>136810418
su57 does seem kind of like big jump, past numbers flanker variants use
we dont get whole lot of reliable information on newer russian jet publicly in the west, just that it is very impressive but will not see full production until new al41 engine
lot of the media here likes to say its garbage and can never compete with f35, which program cost 100x more money for less performance with more stealth
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>>136810590
In Russia there is good local food.
I don't know what everybody here is talking about.
I've eaten cheese in Russia which was in par with Italian cheese, even better
WTF is wrong with this thread
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>>136811157
>Cheese is more valuable than gold in Russia
Interesting.
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>>136810683
Dunno if it's BS.. But it is from official TASS

Russia’s food ban changes logistics of global food supplies — FAO
The main outcome of the ban has been a realignment of trade flows, with a greater share of Russian imports originating in the countries not affected by restrictions, in particular in South America

MOSCOW, July 1. /TASS/. The food embargo introduced by Russia changed the logistics of goods supplies, including countries not exposed to restrictions, Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations and the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development said in the joint report on Wednesday.
"The main outcome of the ban has been a realignment of trade flows, with a greater share of Russian imports originating in the countries not affected by restrictions, in particular in South America," the report said.
The document says more EU and US exports are now going to Asian markets that were previously supplied by South American exporters.
TASS reported earlier the Russian Government extended counter-sanctions against EU countries, the US, Canada, Australia and Norway through August 5, 2016, according to the government resolution.


More:
http://tass.com/economy/805361?_ga=2.84871513.1324334668.1502358326-1171805651.1502235062
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>>136808465
Lol trast me my friend I know better then you if I was in aushwitz I would kill any soldier thet don't speak Russian even you any thing I can put my big mosclar barbaric not human hands on I will be so mad thet I would not even see tham us humans any more just human meat for my wolfs and dogs all this gay europian gay bam fuckers

No hard feeling bro but i am a tall 2 meter barbaric guy I am not a Jew Jews scered from me and the only one who can deel with pepole like us is other Slavs diaspaeas blood

And gayropa pepole are scum of earth from what I have see from them I don't wanna even talk with them I just remove them all this fags

Let me tall you a story ruski ill ukrainiec I was in Germania with Ukrainians Russian girls and one day we go to classical concert of wagner after it end we laft it and start to trip in berlin

And there was two guys one American englo one German aryan thet act like womens

One gay said other gay you are stupid slut
Other gay said no you are stupid slut

pizdec they are mans not woman's but talk like they are women's

I was in shack and my girlfriend was to

Fuck gayropa us I know Ukraine Russia Belarus you are not even close to the dagneret level they are

And thets why you get my full soport kill the west nuke it kill them all thet guys with there flags are all gayssss thet need to be put to death all of Europa kill them all don't laft no one

God bless Russia Ukraine Belarus mabe you are pour but in torm of cultur and history and wars and pride you are number one and I am not talking about the guy europian history you have your on history you are rich us he'll with all thet you ukraina Belarus the seviver of white race

Whan I was in Russia Novgorod Kiev every one was looking like me strong beatifyl Slavs no nigers no Muslims and even the Tatars look white

The Seviver of white race !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No a meme you are white your people white

You have one Broblem stop drinking
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>>136811172
>we dont get whole lot of reliable information on newer russian jet publicly in the west, just that it is very impressive
Recommend you give TASS a click - they have heaps on their new military equipment.
CNN will never report
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>>136811457
Lay off the kosher wine, Chaim.
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>>136804719
what the fuck are you talking about?
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>>136810204
So that's one of the reasons for the sanctions then, trying to ruin or cripple the already fragilised economies of some european countries so they become more dependent on the central EU bank for gibs and then accept an offer that can't be refused and boom, they're forever in debt and enslaved
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>>136811457
Slavs are master race. Apex predator.
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>>136810683
You're an idiot
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>>136810623
>>136811575
t. Xiao
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>>136811465
thank you i read RT and Sputnik some, need to actually follow TASS more often, i honestly trust Russian news sources over American for world events. it's easy to ignore political bias, but almost all american news is only lies
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>>136811681
*your
*a idiot
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God damn it, now I have to go buy some cheese.
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>>136811599
>forever in debt and enslaved
I think that is already the case! which is why the EU also imposed the sanctions at the US behest, even though it has hurt their economies. Bigly. If they weren't already vassals they would have told the US to BTFO re the sanctions ....Which will remain in place because Crimea is Russian and is now incorporated into RF, and that is not going to change.
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>>136811775
Kek.
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>>136801745

this redpill.
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>>136809850
>>136808577
from speaking to Russians they Cheese in Russia is really bad quality so they import it. EU cheese is banned.
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>>136810566
Well it was one of these big germknödel, the ones they sell in the ski hütte for lunch which were basically bigger than the plate they were served on.
Normal ones wouldnt have been a challenge but theseo nes were massive. I love brandteig anyways im pretty sure i wouldve worshipped your great nan as a kitchen goddess just like id id with my 2 grandmas.

> Oma Barbara will never make me original rheinischen Sauerbraten with horsemeat again because she died 2 years ago :´/
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>>136810211

OK now that is some erzabeth bathory tier milk bath.
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>>136812013
I don't know to what kind of Russians you talked but local cheese in some rural towns is fantastic there
Probably the neckbeards russkies here dont try that shit
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>>136811750
Yep. At least TASS is the official news agency.. So you get the exact official Russian response - which - as you will not be surprised - is then immediately reinterpreted, misinterpreted or completely lied about in western media.
I don't necessarily "believe" TASS.. But it's an insight into the RF perspective.
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>>136801682
Dairy from the west is not allowed there, it doesn't meet their standards and the chemicals used on the cows aren't allowed there either.
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>>136812208
It's sanctions, not quality issues.
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>>136808690
>Is Finnish cheese really that fucking delicious?
NO their common Juusto is nothing to tell the grandkids about. it's a mass produced fairly flavorless clone of swiss and light cheddar. you also can't cook with it, it bubbles like human skin touched by a blowtorch and tastes about the same. best served at breakfast on ruisleippa with cucumber then drink some alcohol and dream about growing the balls to finally hang yourself with an extension cord in your 1950's single room commie block apartment
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>>136812208
Buddy, you are late to this thread..
And you have no clue what you are talking about.
Lurk and learn
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>>136812323
>bubbles like human skin touched by a blowtorch and tastes about the same.
You know what human blowtorched skin tastes like?
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>>136812355
Always late.
>>136812270
If it's not quality issues it should be.
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>>136800554
>In Russia there is good local food.
Yes, I guess you could say so.
>I've eaten cheese in Russia which was in par with Italian cheese, even better
Thats just a blatant lie. It was either imported before sanctions or homemade. Noone would actually make homemade cheese in high enough amounts for it to be considered a common product.
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>>136804941
>It's good propaganda and fear mongering for putin to do this.
Shut the fuck up nigger. It's Russian response to your shitty sanctions
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>>136812475
San Marino and Swiss cheeses arent sanctioned
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>>136810868
>All our funny people moved to Australia.
you couldn't handle the bantz so you sent all your men here. you've done "well" with what you had left nature finds a way though don't it.
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>>136812574
How much cheese could San Marino possibly produce?
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>>136812507
>It's Russian response to your shitty sanctions
And it's a brilliant one too: fuck over regular citizens of your own country rather than foreign elites.
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>>136807309
>>136807309
thats a dick good sir
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>>136812574
But real Swiss cheese would be too expensive for average Russian ?
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>>136812070
the cheese sold in supermarkets.
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>>136812654
If by "well", you mean pathetic miserable self-deprecating cuck humour, then yeah.
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>>136812574
I doubt the average russian could afford to buy it.
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>>136811574
your boyfriend is mad Marcus ?? ???fag did I hurt you feelings fag what the fuck you need from me fag ????

One day we Russians gona put all fags in a stadium full of your gay fag friends and pepole and light the stadium and burn you all :) it's the will of the gods it the will of haven

You nigers Europian Americans and Muslims will be wiped soon :) a new white Slavic super master race will raplace you all soon !!!! slowly slowly your happy dance fag cultur will be die and replaced to :)

A new era is coming soon gayfag the era of the Slavs

Porfect worriors with no feelings no heart strong smart worriors thet will never aloud to your pepole to exsist in the first place

And a new worrior will wake up and he will bring this world down and the human world will fall aport

Whan this will hapend our time will come :)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaa
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Death to the weak agly human race us you know we Slavs we are not humans we come from other planet to this world after our plant mars was no longer it has pruven thet Slavs are not humans we are master race from plant mars
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>>136811663
This.
Slava tbi brate


Fuck westcucks
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(((THEY))) are trying to avoid taxes. (((THEY))) will go to any lengths, ANY to retain a few shekels.
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>>136801279

But why cheese?
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>>136812701
So Putin is running for Prez again.
Mr 80 per cent approval.
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>>136812940
This has already appeared in the thread... But I'll indulge you

Russian food embargo hits Finland, Norway & Lithuania worst
As countermeasures, Russia imposed on August 6, 2014 a one-year ban on imports of beef, pork, poultry, fish, cheeses, fruit, vegetables and dairy products from Australia, Canada, the European Union, the United States and Norway. Recently, Russia extended the embargo to end of 2017.
The Russian authorities have repeatedly denied accusations of "annexing" Crimea, because Crimea reunified with Russia voluntarily after a referendum.
A system of import substitution had to be introduced in Russia in connection with imposition of Western sanctions on Russia for developments in Ukraine and Moscow’s countersanctions.
More:
http://tass.com/economy/902099
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russians better give Karelia back to us or you won't get any cheese!!!
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You know what is the funniest thing about Russian food sanctions? They thought that they will hurt our economy, instead they lack a lot of products and we just export our food to USA and Africa and now we make even bigger profit.
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I just eat cheese by biting into it, what kind of faggots are you that you cut them or slice them
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Also, EU cheeses are technically legal here but only if they are lactose-less (?) whatever that means.
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>>136801279
Hohol here, I went to Milan and met this Russian dude in a hostel who gets sent by his company to buy and smuggle food from Italy, people find all sorts of way to get around sanctions.
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>>136813163
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>>136809561
If this isn't bait, pick up one of those wheels of Tasmanian Heritage cheese from Woolies or Coles - you want either double brie or camembert. Truly the god among mortal cheeses.
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REMEMBER :

All this shit because Russia took crimea river.
NO ONE DIED DURING THAT OPERATION.
Fuck this noise, Russians have to eat plastic shit now and ours rot.
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>>136813261
Yes. I read an amusing piece about how Poliish apples now get to Russia via Belarus ... And the fun and games of paperwork, bribes and BS
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>>136813328
>double brie or camember
two of my favs, but why not triple cream? if you see it try Saint-André
so good on the plain breton water crackers
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We're 300 posts in... An no one has linked to Monty Python cheese shop sketch.
Sad!
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>>136803591
>Russian tobacco
they used to call it mahoarca over here(now it's slang for weed since it kinda sounds the same as marijuana)
I remember seeing a documentary how some concentration camp/gulag escapees rubbed themselves in a mixture of majoarca and gasoline and hid in the nearby bushes . Apparently someone figured out dogs where repelled by the smell
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>>136804239
why do you put coloring in all your cheese? Even the "aged" stuff from lidl had food coloring in it
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>>136812725
>>136812829
>its too expensive
It isnt
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>>136804102
why don't you have enough? You have a lot of wide open grazing spaces and would employ those semi-nomadic asianic peoples in the East
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>>136813852
How do you know, mister?
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>>136813916
Because Ive bought it there
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>>136808727
this sums up why slavlands are shitholes very well
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>>136813163
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kZXqoH0s-6Q

Come on get it Human fag i dare you even try to fuck with us the most powerful barbaric beatifull strong race in the world the slavic race we come from mars the children of Veles and muksh

You Human fag you would last a secend eginast our soon to born empire one fucking slavic not human soldier Will rip 1000 fags like you !!!!
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>>136814192
I think you're supposed to eat cheese, not smoke it
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>>136801866
Have mine in my wallet next to the butter vouchers
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>>136812923
nazad na bauštelu Ante
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>>136805058
Sounds like a plan
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>>136801279
if there are sanctions on foodstuffs it's only one sided, I had some russian beer a while back bought the 1 liter can as a novelty item.
and Stoli is still made in Russia here,not ebin Estonia like other places. Guess Moldovans are starting to sell off their strategic reserves of alchohol
Also shopped for a washing machine and half the LGs and some other brands were made in Russia as well, so Putin is letting his people eat shit bc his boys can't fly over europe and have had their bank accounts frozen?
Reminds me of the time when Moldovan wine was suddenly not kosher anymore and they completely banned their imports into Russia,thus slicing off a large part of their exports. The excuse was that blabla below russian standards
Funny thing is,how can wine from say.2008 be as "bannable" as wine from 2014.
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>>136815000
*pic
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>>136813451
Triple-cream is a little rich for me unfortunately. Tastes great though.
pic related is best cracker for any cheese
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About Finnish cheese:

I had pleasure to do some maintenance contract in finnish dairy-institute and I tell you ALL of them have massive tits. I came to believe they have some fixation about udders.
99% of students farmer trad waifus.
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>>136815477
those boobs are too big. it's just gross. reminds me of my mom
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>>136815040
You can get that here too. It's alright piss lager.
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>>136815477
they put big titty hormones in the tap water
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>>136800554
mhhhhh cheese. i have to visit a albert heijn today.
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>>136815690
>>136815571

Try to concentrate on working yourself when there is flocks of 15-16 year olds dairy students with humongous jugs. Just absolutely impossible for straight male.
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