>*attacks sea water* Literally, and i do mean LITERALLY what

>>136766217
Show your dick size.

hes nuking the atlantian giants who are coming to reclaim the world and kill all of us

>>136766217
well caligula got reincarnated that's all.

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Yea, why nuke seawater?

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>>136766684
>He doesn't know about the real threat

>>136766217
>The 1950s nuclear tests... weren't tests. In the ocean, there exi-

So USA Military can shoot them down safely

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If you have to ask you're not prepared to understand the mysteries and dangers of the sea

>>136761423 OR YOU WILL BE SLAVE!!!

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>>136766217
ONE DAY WE'LL SHUT THOSE LYING FISH UP!

>>136766684
6D backgammon

>>136766217
>look i can reach the base you plan to attack me from bugger off kike dick sucker

>>136766217
He's attempting to nuke Cthulhu, with no success of course.

they land there because it's more of an economic zone rather than territory

they can't really do shit. it's not like it landed on a japanese beach

>>136766217
if only that water had a gun to defend itself

Impact areas for artillery are hard to isolate and keep safe, our artillery in Hawaii shoots into the ocean all the time...

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If he starts shit with Alaska we will send our rockets after him.

It's called a test you dumb American faggot. If they just launch unfinished weapons into other countries, they'll be attacked with no way to defend themselves.

>>136772419
that's what they're planning on doing you cunt http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40883372

>>136772042
This. I live in hawaii near a base and every other week you can hear the big guns firing off.

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>>136766217

All part of their master plan

>>136766217
The Roman Emperor Caligula once ordered his men to go down to the sea and hack at it with their swords. This he did because he was angry at Neptune and wanted to go to war with him. Afterward, Caligula was satisfied. He declared victory and ordered his men to collect seashells as booty.

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THIS JUST IN:

The United States has commenced saturation bombing of the Bikini Islands as dozens of thermonuclear bombs are being dropped on the island chain. It is unclear why this naked aggression is being perpetrated but it is feared that this is possibly a threatening gesture towards Austrailia. Or maybe India. Who knows, some country in that general direction maybe. While the US State department claims that this is just testing, many are fear mongering because that sells far more newspapers than stating the obvious and moving on.

>>136767125
>how to deal with reactionaries
>put grease in a barrel
>smile at it

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>>136766217
water is verrah verrah dangeruous
never turn your back on the ocean
NEVER

Where's the kaboom? There's supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom.

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>>136773154
You jest. And yet...

>>136766697
My man

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don't forget those terrifying seacows
they can use knives you know
>true story pic related

Phat Boi Kim. Rodman could have made him an international celebrity. Instead, Dennis shit on the floor.

To make puny americans scared

>>136766799
delete this

Are we getting ready to kill gooks?

>>136766830
>based kim is just protecting the japs

>>136771468
How many Cthulhu attacks have you seen since Kim ascended to the throne?

I'd say he's doing a good job at keeping the tentacled horrors of the depths at bay.

>>136776509
Doesn't seem so.

>>136777479
no. its on. no turning it off. trump knows he wont be white any more if he doesnt do it and australia wont ever shut up about the damn gooks and europe thinks they will get to take over china so its on

murica preemptively nukes n korea which china themn preemptively nukes america,australia,and europe

then i get to lead a rag tag team of miscreants on a path of conquest across the east coast. nobodies daughter will be safe and any one who isnt part of my army thats a male gets eaten. we will use fire to suppress superior numbers and cause the masses to flee which other cities wont be able to handle all the new people and there wont be enough food to go around. they will be weak from hunger but we will thrive on butt jerky and the women will be fed anally a steady supply of semen. i will be seen as a tough but fair ruler

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He plans on hitting Guam's whale watching industry as retaliation for the sanctions.

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He's saying "not only will we continue to test missiles, but we will fly them over Japan and test land them near Guam".

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Kim was probably hit & switched with a doppleganger to use NK as a chess piece in a controlled WWIII scenario.

Same with Putin.