>you're browsing /pol/ as usual >refresh catalog >stickied

>>136758869
get the biggest shit eating grin possible and shitpost, what else?

>>136758869
cum

Tell everyone in the thread to stop larping

Laugh at California and praise NK for doing what we should have done ourselves 30 years ago

>>136758869
scroll down until I see an Aussie post with 10+ replies

>>136759296
>this

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>>136758869
Fap

>>136758869
set up my lawn chair on the roof and wait.

Honestly, pour a drink, pet my dog, and thank God that the world is about to be remade in nuclear fire. In a literal nuclear apocalypse, white people would be the one remaking society while the subhumans cannibalize each other. Even if I were going to die, I'd still die happy.

>>136758869
open another beer and keep posting

>>136758869
go to the skyking thread

>>136759474
ok but only norks are getting nuked

Probably go to youtube and troll sjw's haha you're going to die! I mean I'm probably going to die too which I got over the fear of years ago but it makes me really happy they're going to die.

Buy Google stock

>>136759711
in that case, pour a drink, pet my dog, and log into /pol/ to view the great happening threads.

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I'd try to be the last man on earth to GET

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Nothing. I'm well away from any important targets.

I'd probably start dancing, It seems like the right thing to do.

>>136758869
Laugh and thank God its about to end

probably cry tears of joy, for the rapture is imminent, and judgement cometh

>>136759967
Challenge accepted.

>implying you can nuke me from behind 4 proxies

>>136758869

Cry because I'm not in Hawaii to watch them splash in the ocean near Japan.

Pray one is coming my way so I can finally feel the sweet release of death and not worry about being alone with no gf for the rest ov my life

>>136758869
Grab popcorn and shitpost.

>>136760633
>implying *its a hologram*

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>tell oneitis I love her
>gather family
>go to Church and wait for the fireballs together, in prayer

>>136759200
This

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Masturbate one last time.

>nukes hit
> >>136761055 is the only survivor

buy ES puts
hope the nukes don't hit wallstreet or PNW

>>136758869
leafpost about drumpf and city people

>>136758869
Just keep watching the world burn form a safe distance

I bet all of you tryhards will he shitting themselves when it actually starts and praying to a God that I don't believe in. ''Cause I got time while she got freedom. 'Cause when a heart breaks no it don't break even. Her best days will be some of my worst. She finally met a man that's gonna put her first. While I'm wide awake she's no trouble sleeping.'Cause when a heart breaks no it don't break even, even, no.

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>>136758869
Start the final countdown theme : https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LQUXuQ6Zd9w

>>136758869
Sit back and wait for the burgers to get grilled.

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>>136758869
Make anothe post about how the nukes are in the air and we have 10 minutes before they hit

>>136758869
light a cig and go outside

Rape my big titted 20 year old neighbour. Then do about 5 years jail because OP was a larping fag.