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To any country with nukes: PLEASE NUKE THIS COUNTRY! NOW! END THE SUFFERING!
>Cologne renovates one of their community centers
>head of said center makes the city build in (and pay for) a "cultural sensitive" toilet
>"this is what muslims are used to from their home countries"
>"we want that anyone feels at home here"
>"this center is also for inter cultural learning, people can learn something about other cultures here"
>tfw they literally need a shithole to feel at home
>tfw Cologne literally build a shithole for them
>tfw I have no face.
>http://www.express.de/koeln/-kultursensible-toilette--alte-feuerwache-in-koeln--brauchen-muslime-ein-eigenes-wc--28138540
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>>136728821
That's what happens when you give a city a French name.
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>>136728821
>bathrooms here renovate to remove turkosh toilets
>germany does the opposite
Really gets my nogging jogging
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>>136728821
Fucked up.
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>>136728821
Can't event flush you fucks now.
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>>136728821
Why don´t you just make any DIY explosive and blow it up?
If they capture you just said you thought exploding was part of their culture
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Awesome! Squatting to poo is the natural and healthy way of doing it. The are no squat toilets in the US so to poop in a full squat I have to literally shit in a styrofoam bowl and dump it in the toilet.
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>>136728922
Don't they call it Koln or something like that
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>>136728821
>having toilets
Thats EXTREMELY racist against Indian refugees
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>>136728821
Hey now.
Squat toilets are actually pretty nice, once you get used to them.
I spent six weeks in China and my butthole loved them even if I didn't at first.
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>>136730125
How do you not pee all over you pants? Get naked before? Put your dick in the bowl? Aim with one hand and lose balance?
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>>136728821
The nuclear holocaust of Germany would not be an abhorrent act of war and genocide. Rather, it would be the equivalent of a mercy killing on a national scale.
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their shit holes are actually superior, i'm not even being ironic. squatting is the only way to maintain a proper colorectal angle during evacuation.
the reason so many people have hemmeroids or die on the toilet is the weird sitting angle we shit in causing massive strain on the entire body.
and this pic in op looks like a civilized shit hole connected to modern plumbing.
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>>136730307
Pull down your pants and squat.
Your penis will be UNDER your pants, hanging pretty awkwardly.
That is, if you know how to squat.
I used to be /fit/ so I go all the way down but if you can't do that maybe you will have problems with toilets like these.
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be grateful for what you have.
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>be German
>go to take a shit
>pull down pants
>squat down over designated loo
>turd accidentally falls into your pants
>pick up turd and place it in the toilet
>bidet squirts cold water into your rectum and splashes more shit water all over your pants
>go to wash hands
>they got rid of sinks in order to be more culturally sensitive
>you now smell like a turk
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>>136730384
Fucking leaf
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>>136729995
Köln I think
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>>136730307
I do, literally the best feeling to shit while naked
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>>136730690
>>136730565
>>136730307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCaQLnR7B10
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>>136728821
ah german bureaucracy, decide to build a toilet in 2017, will be finished in autum 2018
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