I'm so ashamed of my country. >we don't have Britain's

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>>136715774
start attending star trek conventions. buy a starfleet uniform. they come in 3 colors

>>136716003

Can't, I'm saving up for a furry suit.

Sorry for you loss anon
Get a gun from the black market and go out in a blaze of glory

Good beer, good food. Southern Germany is beautiful.

Yall do have a rich culture, you're just punished for celebrating it, which is sad, but I hope the overton window shifts in time to a place where you're allowed to celebrate your culture.

Don't be said Germanbro, we're all in the same boat. I dont even have a specific cultural identity to call my own, I'm just an average American white guy, descended from a grab-bag of different european ancestry.

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>>136716226
will you be an archer or a general hand to hand warrior?

>>136716311
>I dont even have a specific cultural identity to call my own
You command respect just by virtue of being American. Being German just earns me unrelenting ridicule.
>>136716445
Why can't I be both, shitlord

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>>136715774

>Australias sense of humour
Is this all we're fucking known for? Being funny? What the fuck

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You have the legacy of the man who tried to free Europe from the clutches of the Jew

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>>136716563
you must specialize in one trait or be mediocre in both. there are actual goblins in your woods

>>136716738
oi shut up u fucking chink cunt go home

>>136716738

You also make for great drinking buddies at Oktoberfest, much like the Irish, but at least punch me in the head out of nowhere while I'm not looking.

>>136715774
What are you talking about? Germany has a long history in culture and science, on par with France and Britain. Just because it's all gone to shit in the last 70 years does not negate what happened before.

>>136716779

I shall choose mediocrity just to teach you a lesson.

>>136716813

Who you calling a chink you slope head cunt

>>136716738
Cheer up mate, it could be worse. You could be known for losing a war to flightless birds.

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>>136716757

The eternal kraut lives only for the destruction of Europe

>>136716881
>, but at least punch me

*won't punch me

At this point, I am just hoping for another reich

>>136715774
kill yourself, brainwashed chuck

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>>136716941
but how ill you deal with the goblins?

>>136715774
>Britain's rich history
proxy fag

>>136715774

Whats really sad is that you had all of them for a brief moment in time before you lost it and now none of you want to retake your glory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmGqG3grTrg

>>136717069
>but how ill you deal with the goblins?

On my knees.

>>136715774
Snap out of it faggot, we will need Germany for the times ahead. Uncuck yourself and grow a pair.

>>136715774
You're a fool.
Germany has produced some of the greatest scientists, philosophers and musical artists the world has ever known.
You are well and truly part of the great 4
Italy
Germany
France
Briton

>>136717273

We were surpassed by all of them.

>>136716951
Who you calling slope head you slanty eyed gook?!

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your motorcycles are nice

>>136717273

>Italy
>Great
Swap it for Sweden

>>136715774
At least you have an ugly bull dog as your leader.

>>136717541

She is beautiful and angular, and if she were a gas she'd be inert.

>>136717376

You ya curry munching spastic cunt

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>>136715774

>>136715774
You don't wanna move else were? You want a noose?

>>136715774
Bollocks! Germany is a great country!

It's because you lost both the Brother Wars (known as WW1 & WW2), we ALL lost, we've been sold out, our job now is to figure out by who exactly!

>>136717333
>>136717333
checked
Bach, Beethoven, Strous, Wagner, Mozart
Kepler, Plank, Einstein (claim him)
Nitzch, Kant, Jung
Feel free to add

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=972gxnqvJPc

>>136715774
You are proof of cultural marxist brainwashing. Schöm Dich!

>>136717713
Mozart was Austrian, though.
>>136717772
Schöm dich selbst, du fette Puffmutter

>>136717491
lol i dont understand why you anglos have such a destain for italy...
you simply cannot overlook their cultural achievements... No matter how much shit you took from wogs in HS

>>136717593
Who you calling curry munching you nann bread ass wiping after shitting in street cunt?!

>>136717853
Yes i know but i thought id throw him in there for good measure because Austrians and Germans are pretty much the same genetically?

>>136717853
Austria is Germany. >Ostmark

Du Fotze schömen sollst Du Dich für Deinen ethnomasochistischen Scheiss

>>136715774
>France
>culture
bullshit. I lived there. I prefer German/Scandanavian/Dutch culture.

>history
kindof a petty thing to be concerned about

>Italy
corruption and socialism. Why would you want to live there?!?!?

>America
>implying power is the best or most special thing about our country
weirdo.

>Australia's sense of humor
>oi m8 that's not funny m8 I'm reporting you to the h8 speech police
>thinking Ausposters represent their country
>thinking most Australians aren't just soccer moms and their man-slaves

>Spain's joy of life
yeah, they must really enjoy being poor...

>Switzerland's standards of living
White West Germans aren't that far off

>Austria's countryside
eh.

Anyway you're a huge cuck, under 18, and don't know shit about the world.

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>>136715774
You forgot
>we don't have Finland's suberior memes

>>136715774
Antifa detexted!

>>136718260

Before /pol/ I didn't even know Finland existed.

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>>136715774
Deutschland is awesome. The greatest philosophers have been German. I would much rather be an ethnic German living in Germany than a Euro-mutt living in the US.

Beethoven, Kant, Bloch, Porsche, Krupp, Heisenberg, Planck, Mauser and dozens of others - Germany has plenty to be proud of

Why is anybody responding to such obvious bait. And if this isn't bait then it's that one German faggot who hates himself and keeps saying he wishes for the extinction of all Germans, you know the one. Pay him no mind

I hope that AfD loses
And "conservative"party stays in charge.

The longer you stay progressive the longer we can live peacefully in Poland

Well, you still have this shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkrSnSCgfmM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUXEAnbptMs

It's interesting watching Germans implode into violent nihilism.

>>136717971

Fuck up chang you know who the fuck im talking to

>>136718182
>>thinking ausposters represent their country
They do though

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>>136718401

You have history's best composers, philosophers and many of its best scientists. Your self-loathing disgusts me.

>>136715774
Germany needs to be annihilated, honestly. We could repopulate the land with Anglos.

>>136715774
>why even live :(
Because Jamal needs you in the cuck shed while he fucks German women.

>>136717477
The fucking bantz. Hitler was based af

>>136718401
This chink is correct.
Sage.
>105 ftw

>>136715774
Get rid of your shitskins and your country is lovely

Nice architecture delicious food everyone is nice. Don't tell grandad but I loved Germany when I went cologne. This was 15 years ago though

>>136715774
>Canada
>Social Cohesion

Not true at all dumbass, we just let in sophisticated others instead of savages that blow up when they get hangry. Our largest city is one of the most diverse cities in the world and you can feel it.

>>136718590

I hear he was kind of a dick, but I never met the guy so I won't judge.

>>136715774
>>we don't have Canada's social cohesion
And what would that be?

>>136715774
You have german engineers. Now stfu

>>136717713
Famous firearms inventors and innovators like Mauser, Dreyse, Walther, Vorgrimler. Major corporations like Krupp, Haenel, Heckler and Koch, Rheinmetall....

>>136718738
>hitler
>bad guy

>>136718738
He loved dogs. Have you ever met a mean man who loved dogs?

>>136715774
And neither education it seems.

>>136718467
No, they don't. I have met more than a few Australians (I used to work at an English language camp in Germany), and they weren't particularly clever or funny. One of them was a feminist cunt who got me in trouble for telling a "sexist" joke--keep in mind we were almost all male, including your swine countryman.

>>136715774

>not being proud enough of your country to recognise that it had all of that at some point in history

>>136715774

I like Germans. They have a certain autistic seriousness and dedication which I admire.

you ave muslims though

>>136719202
>They have a certain autistic seriousness

I mean, what's up with that? When I meet strangers in the elevator, I couldn't strike up a conversation for the life of me.

>>136719202
germans are some of the laziest people in europe. don't believe the memes.

Our nation is one of the very few European countries that have survived the global recession and the Eurozone crisis almost unscathed. Our economy is booming and we destroyed any competition in the free market by exporting so much, lesser countries can’t compete.

If thats not enough to be proud of your country i dont know whalt else.

rich history too, great musicians, phoenix-economy, nice beer, nice nature

i like good ol' deutschland

>>136718738
(((Who))) did you hear that from. Everybody who actually met him said he was very kind, fatherly to children, courteous to women and respectful to men. Lover of a good joke and discussion or reading new books regularly (According to Leon Degrelle) The only personal downside to him was that once he got into a monotonous speech he really got into it and all his guests would pretend to be interested out of respect. But he was a night person so that's to be expected.

>>136715774
but all germans are united while other countries are all divided.

>>136715774
You had culture, history, even power. At your peak, all of Europe could not stop you without outside intervention. The only problem is the (((control))) that you are under. Like many others in this day and age, you have lost the meaning of living beyond material goals and aims. The future seems bleak, but we need everyone we can get. There are still those who seek to change the global narrative, and there will be a time when we will need your support. There is goings-on be some huge shit happening in the next decade or two. People can feel it coming.

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>>136719772
>but we need everyone we can get
exactly

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>>136715774
Listen to "Das alles ist Deutschland"

Here ya go: https://hooktube.com/watch?v=Gqydj2zW-Wo

Captcha: ALLE Flächen ("all areas")

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>>136715774
>>we don't have Britain's rich history
anglos fucked up everything multiple times
>>we don't have France's amazing culture
stinky arrogant people
>>we don't have Italy's awesome art
lazy arrogant people with shitty economy
>>we don't have America's power
they unironically elected Trump
>>we don't have Australia's sense of humor
white trash
>>we don't have Spain's joy of life
just lazy people with shitty economy
>>we don't have Canada's social cohesion
more cucks than us
>>we don't have Switzerland's standards of living
true, butt because it is a tax haven
>>we don't have Austria's beautiful countryside
i don't know

>>136720360

>White trash
Fuck off

>>136720360
>>>we don't have Canada's social cohesion
>more cucks than us
Also Canada touts the "quilt instead of melting pot" idea where immigrants are encouraged to keep their cultures instead of assimilating, which is why western Canada is becoming a China colony.

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>>136716738
>>136716813
>>136716951
>>136717376
>>136717593
>>136717971
>>136718467

SO IT BEGINS

>>136715774
Islam will show you the way muszala or something

>>136715774
great another fucking migrant is gonna post cuckfic under the german flag, woop

>>136720360
meh don't talk bad about italians, they're great. we understand you germans, you are our autistic brothers. stay great at making good tools and appliances

>>136721250
> defending shitalians
kys swampnigger

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>>136721359
INFERIORITY
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>we don't have Britain's rich history
>we don't have France's amazing culture
kys

>>136717853
>Mozart was Austrian
And? Austrians are Germans faggot. Oh and that's what Mozart said about himself „Was mich aber am meisten aufrichtet und guten Mutes erhält, ist, daß ich ein ehrlicher Deutscher bin.“ — Mozart in einem Brief vom 29. Mai 1778

>>136715774
>>136716226
>baiting this hard

>>136721913
> austrians are germans
get a load of this goy
more like germans WISH they were austrians, they've always been a bit cucked though

>>136715774
Fuck off you self-loathing beta faggot

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>>136715774
>Australia's sense of humor

>>136715774
You realize that the Germanic people have already conquered literally the entirety of Europe?

>>136722124
If that were the case then why did the Germans kick your asses in the Austro-Prussian war only to protect you from getting raped by the Russians in WWI?

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>>136715774
>we don't have Britain's rich history
>we don't have Italy's awesome art

>>136715774
Well now you got plenty of Muslims

>>136715774
>>we don't have Britain's rich history
>>we don't have France's amazing culture
>>we don't have Italy's awesome art
>>we don't have America's power
>>we don't have Australia's sense of humor
>>we don't have Spain's joy of life
>>we don't have Canada's social cohesion
>>we don't have Switzerland's standards of living
>>we don't have Austria's beautiful countryside
You literally have all of that except for the humour and joy of life

Nordics (most germans are nordics) created every ancient civilization on the earth.

>>136715774
German history is the richest aside from maybe rome and greece, aside from that, yeah, you're fucked

>>136722667
Lol that's kinda true. Lighten up a little bit Germans.

>>136722687
Well, Nordics ARE German. If you look back for enough, most of the people in Europe are German.

>>136715774
Don't worry Mama Merkel is sending plenty of niggers to enrich your culture.

>>136722991
I don't know about that.

>>136722521
T.burger with 5% German heritage

>>136715774
All the royal families in Europe were German in origin, you ruled the world before the Jews took power, that's simething to be proud of.

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>>136722449
>pic related, it's the Germans conquering everything except fucking Greece and Anatolia

>>136723075
Nordics are North Germanics.

>>136715774
You have all of those things. Even humor, I even find kraut humor to be quite endearing in a hugely autistic kind of way

>>136715774
>>we don't have Britain's rich history
literally our bastard children
>>we don't have France's amazing culture
i take my frogs in my pond and my health intact, thank you very much
>>we don't have Italy's awesome art
alrite, i give it that
>>we don't have America's power
get's btfo in Syria as we speak
>>we don't have Australia's sense of humor
man, what would we do with aussie shitposters ? Maybe have a good thread for once...
>>we don't have Spain's joy of life
Drinking, sleeping, fucking and you know....thge resulting heap of shit that comes with that.
>>we don't have Canada's social cohesion
literally kill all whites: the nation
>>we don't have Switzerland's standards of living
rite
>>we don't have Austria's beautiful countryside
fucking mountain-nigger nation wreckers.

In other words:
Piss off, cunt.

oh it's that self hating retard again that gets an existential crisis because of baiting anglos and americlaps on /pol/. rly makes me think.

>>136718178
>Ethnomasochisten
Darf ich mir das Wort ausleihen? Ich schwör ich bring's wieder und mach es auch wieder sauber nachdem ich es Antifaggots an den Hals geworfen habe.

Conclude this sad thread and please end OP's misery.
this nigger needs a 9mm in his braindrain like the retard he is.

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>>136723329
Yeah pretty much. I don't believe that most of Europe has a lot of German genes though.

>>136723726
Yay, I am from Schleswig-Holstein (Northernmost german State) What a shame i am a redhead.

>>136723726
The Migration Period spread a LOT of German genes, man. The Ostrogoths, and later Lombards, in Italy. Franks in France. Vandals in North Africa. Visigoths in Spain and Southern France.

Literally all of Europe has been conquered by Germanic peoples. Believe me, there is a significant German admixture in many Europeans

>>136723974
Plenty of Germans and Nords have red hair. Of course Ireland takes the cake but you should be proud of it.

>>136715774
but you have Germany's autism

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>>136715774
>>we don't have Britain's rich history
>>we don't have France's amazing culture
>>we don't have Italy's awesome art

literally retarded

>>136723974
You are obviously part-Celtic, a people who used to inhabit everywhere from Ireland to Anatolia. Due to the Romans and Germanic expansion, you were pushed back to the extremes of Western Europe and the British Isles.

Be proud of it.

>>136724089
Yeah that's true. Didn't take that into account during the Hun invasions and the Early Dark Ages. I would argue that the conquests didn't have too much significance in the genes of Europeans, but they definitely made an impression I'm sure.

>>136715774
Philosophers

>>136715774
But you will always have your silly little hat :DDDD

>>136716757
by killing millions of white people, handing half of Europe over to the commies and enabling mass muslim immigration while at the same time making the idea of white nationalism "literally hitler"?

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>>136715774
Kill yourself.

>>136724455
I think you have to understand that the Germanics moved through Armenia, Georgia and the Caucasus and spread west through Russia to Central and Northern Europe. The Celts and Celt-Iberians came through Anatolia and settled in Spain, then moved to the British Isles.

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The only thing Germs are good for is destroying Europe

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>>136715774
Is it true? That must suck :(

>>136724738
From what I understand the Celts originated in Southern Germania. Besides, a lot of Germans also came down from the North

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>>136724256
T-thank you :)
Hearing a compliment from Pol is worth 500 Cucks From Turks/Americans/Canadians and Leftist Retards.
It's a good day to be white today.

>>136724372
PK ICE COLD.

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>>136715774
>we don't have Spain's joy of life

You mean you are not lazy as fuck like us

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>>136725036
I'm talking far back to the first migrations to Europe. Germanics came from Africa, then moved through modern day Iraq/fertile crescent and then moved North to Russia, then spread West. The Celts (or whatever you want to call the primary genes of the people of the British Isles) came from Africa, moved through the middle east through Anatolia, Settled in Southern Germany, then spread to Spain, then went North to the British Isles. Something like that. But I'm certainly not an expert haha.

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>>136725479
Actually I'm not taking India into consideration.

>>136725225
Dude what's your fucking problem?

>>136725479
I think the unknowns from that far back are too much to make an accurate analysis. Besides, we don't even know if Out of Africa is true. The main reason that is the accepted theory is that the oldest known remains of our ancestors are found in that region, and the available evidence gives good standing to the validity of how people migrated for Africa. But new evidence could easily overturn this theory


For a long time Out of Asia was the primary theory.

>>136715774
Fuck off.

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>>136726316
I'm not sure. I'd stick with Africa because of the large apes that live there. Not sure what actually happened but I'm a McKenna head so I have my biases haha. The humans with the most homo sapien blood are Africans so I'd suspect that. I don't know that much about Indo-European languages and possible migration from India into Europe, so I'm pretty confused but there are plenty of markers.

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>>136723119
>t. come from a majority German family surrounded by ethnic Germans

Fuck off Ahmed.

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>>136715774
It's time to stop, you false flagging faggot.

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>>136715774
learn while you are here achmad. when you go back to syria you can try to make your country great.

>>136715774
>I'm so ashamed of my country.
You asshole !!!, you had Hitler.
Be proud.

>>136715774
You do have all of those, Tyskland. (((They))) just made you read the wrong history books in school. Have faith and pride in your nation.

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>>136715774
Nice joke Germanbro, I need to be ashamed of my country that turned into the shit hole with in a past century, country that ruled by thieves and just stupid people, country so large that we can't use that territory properly

>>136715774
Nice to actually see some Krauts proud of their country and heritage in this thread for once. Kys OP. You fucking masochistic faggot.