ITT:
we post the examples of American """"culture""""
>>136676234
Shut up nigger
>>136676234
>>136676234
German "culture".
>>136676234
>>136676581
What? Am I missing something?
>>136676234
I need that clip with sound. Top kek
>>136676234
>>136676753
Turn up the brightness and look her pants on the right.
At least we don't have webm rel.
>>136676830
Is that a strap on?
>>136676815
German scientists, German technology.
>>136676900
Yes.
>>136676856
Oh you have a webm rel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0n0Et8aI3s
>>136676815
As if buddy. IF you landed there it was thanks to german scientist and tech and you know it.
>>136676924
Were they born and raised in Germany? Not talking shit just asking cause you seem like you know
>>136676961
Holy fucking shit. These people know arabic already.
>>136676234
http://www.playboy.com/articles/nazi-bronies
>>136677047
Go to Berlin Moabid or Kreuzberg and be amazed how many arabic shop signs you see.
>>136677047
>>136677153
ALLLLLLLLLLLLARRRRRRR WARRRR ARRRRRRR
ackbar.
>>136677121
thats a pretty heavy load
>>136677175
Tell me about your flag. Why do you hide it?
>>136676729
Tell him you want to order ten of those for target practice.
>>136676924
>>136676995
Wasn't just German scientists and tech. This is literally "WE WUZ" tier argument.
>Dey stole our culture and claimed it as their own, when WE WUZ the real inventors.
>>136677064
They look like brother and sister desu. I wonder which choice was more american.
>>136677224
>inside the federal reserve
>>136677121
>"Hey bro can I borrow your truck?"
>"Yeah, why?"
>"We're lugging grandma around town"
>>136677224
oy vey its the 6 million shuffle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgxOXEQaFU
>>136677064
LMAO
white women are such selfish manipulative idiot sluts. willing to kiss a nigger she doesnt know in spite of their own bf. wow
>>136677224
dat filename...
>>136677403
They get fake couples for these "kiss cams" for comedic moments like that.
>>136677505
i hope so. if that's the case then who orchestrates it?
>>136676234
lol can confirm this is true
>>136677224
My god. The horror.
>>136677284
Not really mate.
Seriously its fine, im not jealous and shit but you can deny that it was von braun and mostly concepts and tech you got from us after ww2.
Still waiting for that movie that shows US and Soviet secret agencies scurry across europe to get their hands of all the juicy reich tech and stuff.
Would make a great movie.
>>136677224
we need the music to go with it.
>>136676961
>>136677424
Oh FUCK yeah, that's what I'm talking about
Get you a cream cheese packet from the costco and spread it on.
Or get a chicken bake
>>136677427
bruh
>>136677778
so asians are considered more privileged than niggers and spics? why is that?
>>136676234
Pepe and the nuclear bomb: both invented by America. Both are about the define the rest of our remaining lifetimes.
USA, USA, USA!!!
>>136677188
That the guy from the wire?
The heroin addict snitch? Can't remember his name.
>>136676782
>nobody understands why this one is funny
So. This. Is. The. Power. Of. /pol/.
Whoa
>>136677891
IQ privilege
>>136677778
Notice how there aren't any cupcakes missing from the bake tray
>>136677064
This is gold. Of course she went with the potent black dude. I hope the white guy has run off to prep a bed for them.
>>136677064
>tries to act like she did nothing wrong
>>136676234
btfo
>>136678217
because there are no native american female in the area?
>>136678096
I got it. It's nothing to be proud about Mr engineering undergrad.
>>136678031
nice dg bro
>>136677064
>I'm with Beast
>>136677388
Is the joke the fact that literally every piece of military hardware in that image isn't american?
>>136676234
Why do so many skinny black dudes hook up with 400 lb white women? This is extremely common and I could never understand it.
>>136676234
I don't see this as degenerate. He doesn't have to pay alimony for the fat coal burner. This is an appropriate reaction.
>>136678000
Bubbles, or Reginald
>>136676900
no that's strap off
>>136676234
>german
>culture
Pick one
>>136678607
Poor bubbles I cri everitiem
>>136678345
You mean America invented thumbnails? Not such an amazing achievement...
>>136678589
>nigger
>lonely mother
>coalburner
>extremely fat
>scooter
>stupid tv show with stupid audience
The only thing that is missing in this video is a few mexicans illegally crossing the border and some American """"cuisine""""
>>136677424
Oh dog.
I remember my first time in costco.
>go to condiments stand to get mustard, some mayo and onions
>at furfag with some gay anime cat headphones stood next to me
>"h-heh, mustard ftw!"
>he was wearing a hand stocking (I don't know what they were called)
>I avoid eye contact and get back to grinding the onions for my hotdog like a slave
>his mom calls for him about 6 tables away
>"connor! we need to go! the clinic closes in 2 hours
>his cargo shorts bounces from his 5 pound chain full of anime keychain
I then left america for a year, then came back to steal jobs and fuck white women because none of you people deserve this place.
>>136677427
10/10
>>136677427
the fuck did i just read
>>136677552
Likely the people running the stadium?
It is honestly just a joke.
>>136676545
T 89% white
>>136677683
The Russians didn't need Von Braun, they had Korolev.
>>136676234
America culture?
World threatened by war: America joins late. Takes credit.
No threat? America starts wars, loses. Blames everyone else.
>>136676234
still has to pay
>>136676545
shoot them
keep shooting them
until no patrols
democrazy
>>136676234
>>136676545
>>136678096
We get it, were just not all turbofags that need validation to feel smart
>>136676942
haahahahhahaahhaahhahahaahhaah
>>136677297
>>136677403
>>136678313
>>136678315
Jesus fuck yall are retarded if you think this is real...
>>136677427
god damn, something about this is so fucking off putting. Subject matter aside. I've seen some twisted shit but this comic always disturbs me and I spend the next couple days with it in the back of my head.
>>136676234
The clip was hilarious enough, but when she drives away on the mobility scooter at the end, I fucking lost it.
>>136677727
why aren't numbers in order?
>>136676782
huh that's dumb
>>136677778
> PRICE STRUCTURE AS FOLLOWS
or... as humans put it:
> PRICES:
>>136677121
I have....many questions...
>>136677778
i'd love to know when they're doing these and just bring some abbomerican cunts and take their shit so they can pack up and fuck off
film the looks on their faces
>>136677175
Lol oh man, the cut to the baby nodding after the mom shakes her head. Im dying.
>>136677064
>>136677749
>cream cheese on a hot dog
You fucking disgust me, bro. Mustard, ketchup, relish, sauerkraut or just kys.
>>136677902
There are way cringier ones than this.
>>136676998
Fox is reviving King of the Hill THANK GOD
>>136677064
This has to be acted , there is no way there can be so much cuck shit in the USA, in order to Cucked in a Jumbotron Screen.
>>136676633
kek
>>136684066
inb4 Peggy is exposed as a lesbian and Bobby is a transvestite
>>136676234
Thats probably the most american thing I have ever seen. Hamburgers and rock'n'roll mean nothing compared to this.
>>136677064
what's wrong with the lady to the bottom right
>>136678096
It explains itself, do you need dozens of shitty posts discussing it?
>>136677424
Say what you will about Costco, but stopping at the Costco after practice on the weekend eating your pretzel and coke while ridding in the shopping cart was pretty comfy. Makes me sad they got rid of the pretzels and (((Hebrew))) National hot dogs and switched to those shitty Pepsi machines. Shit was cheap so a couple bucks from your parents was plenty.
Something happened and Costco just feels like Walmart for middle income people now.
>>136676234
going away in that motorised wheelchair or wtv
>>136685420
The nigger is literally getting ready to run away in the fucking picture
>>136676545
fake news...there only alowed to going on streets an demand things not to do, but never forced people dont do things...it is the job for police...and this says the court...little burgers...rolleyes
>>136676234
>mocks American culture
>his culture is committing suicide and arrests people who are outwardly unhappy about it
>>136676234
based black man!
>>136676782
Maybe they were being ironic.
>>136676234
If Adolf Hitler won these people would not exist.
lost when she started driving away on the scooter
>>136677064
"Excuse me Sir. May I have your attention as I see you sitting there quietly minding your own Business...I have a black boyfriend next to me here whom I shall now kiss....Excuse me Sir!!! Your attention PLEASE!!!!...."
Well done Germoney. Show those pesky peasants what they are.
Stupid burgers.
>>136676234
That proved she had sex with someone else, why would you beach that woman
>>136685969
>burgers can't into glorious colours of the Stade Français
Not surprised.
>>136677064
>the white girl is the thin one
confirmed fake
>>136676942
>>136677121
AmericanTracer.webm
>>136685666
>>136676782
that's an accurate depiction of the way the department of education works.
>>136685670
>fake news...
>there only alowed to
>fake news...
>going on streets an demand things not to do,
So it's fake...but not...
Fucking idiot krauts. You deserve every drop of immigrant semen you gobble up.
>>136676752
I like how those parts are the "worst" parts of america and still any cityfag in Europe would kill to live in an area that looks like this
>>136685969
"Foot"-ball
>Has to wear shoulder pads to avoid looking like a little boy
>Wears protective wear, including cups to protect their vaginas
>Does it for money
>Takes steroids
>Played mostly niggers
Rugby:
>secure enough with their masculinity to wear any colour and still be manly
>Doesn't wear protective gear
>Does it out of love for the sport
>Does not take steroids
>Played by Anglo-saxons, Boers, French, Scots, Irishmen. etc..
>>136676942
PAY
>>136686620
Helmets are a good thing though, the brain injuries and horrible cauliflower ear are not worth it
>>136676782
seems about right remove parents from the equation
>>136676753
That's the woman who wore a strap-on during a sex ed class, I want to say it was a middle school class but I have forgotten and am just so fucking lazy I can't google it
>>136677778
this was a conservative club at some university making a point. black students freaked out over it and then were asked to defend affirmative action, it was pretty funny.
>>136676234
That's nigger shit. TV is culture? Grow the fuck up Nathan. Look around you American culture has permeated your life to the point you think it's your own. Fucking kek.
>>136686184
Holy shit what's wrong with its legs!
>>136676782
>us education
>>136676752
>>136686475
yeah, I'd kill to live in a place like that.
>ur delusional m8.
>>136676234
>>136676782
I bet they thought they were being so clever
>>136686680
Scrumcaps are enough
>>136676752
Are American homes really
Made out of wood/cardboard?
>>136686620
lets be honest rugby is pretty alpha.
>>136686320
Lmao I know that album
>>136677175
why is the guy sad
>>136677064
>he didn't even pour his beer on her
fake and gay
>>136686973
that looks a hundred times shittier than
>>136676752
Americans are a bunch of sharting niggers.
>>136685670
well that's ok then hans nothing to see here
>>136687548
D E L U S I O N A L.
>>136676645
>Brownies
>>136677043
>>136677284
Operation Paperclip. Maybe you've heard of it.
>>136677064
Why wouldn't this drunk faggot kiss his ugly girl?
Either way, they're both garbage people, him being a pussy and her being a slut, you don't kiss a stranger in public with your boyfriend
>>136687786
ehh, that's a bit better but where's the green open spaces?
>>136687933
we keep em contained in social areas called "parks".
>>136676782
kek
For the peeps that can't figure it out:
The gears can't rotate in that configuration.
>>136688138
awful, Americans are right about your lack of freedoms. Get some real wilderness.
>>136685053
She is busting a gut laughing.
>>136686973
How many apartments share each window?
>>136676545
Lol. Please tell me this is fake.
>>136688355
>New Zeeland
>Failed dutch colony.
sure man.
>>136677175
hahahahaahgaha
this should be one of those you laugh you lose.
>>136687373
Maybe he loved the kid and the lady? It could also be that he didn't want to see "truth" because the child doesn't look "white"
>>136685053
>lady
>>136689081
>lady
my bad. the monkey
>>136677222
>>136677224
One after the other like that. 4chan really has its poetry sometimes
>>136688469
>>136687548
this
>>136687786
Oy vey I love being taxed to death and pay 800€/month rent for my 40sqm apartment where the next plant is 20km away
>>136688138
In Vienna all parks are overcrowded as fuck in the summer filled with shitskins
>>136687109
Wood and gypsum sheetrock, but yeah, basically. Usually a concrete foundation that the whole thing is nailed to.
>>136684066
I'm real skeptical. It's my favorite show but you could tell the quality was dropping in the last season
>>136685670
>there only alowed to going on streets an demand things not to do
this is exactly why your whole country is fucked. you think it isn't an issue. you will continue to cave into more and more demands until the day you apologize for your existence and you are all put under their knife. grow a fucking pair Hans
>>136689444
>trips nice
yeah here we have our main giant park which is very busy a lot, but the parks that were meant for locals are always very nice and peaceful.
>>136689356
it ain't that bad if you got a job. I even got a grant from my job to extent my house by a rooftop garden. Socialism has its plus sides.
>>136676961
they will get what they deserve
>>136689533
As if it's not already that far
>http://derstandard.at/2000062411275/Vergewaltigungsprozess-Der-Tanzwillige-auf-dem-Donauinselfest
>Rapefuguee that is 19 (because he was "17" when he came here obviously) gropes and chokes a girl during a festival
>Somehow gets a good laywer that also works for our Green party (noone knows how he can afford her)
>she says it wasn't that bad and that the girl drank alcohol and was dressed slutty (this comes from a feminist laywer that usually works for a feminist party!)
>Rapefuguee get's apartment and doesn't go to prison, only has to show up weekly at some official place
Because the judge agrees there is no reason to think that he could flee (somone who recently fled to Austria, crossing half of the world)
Europe is a fucking joke, nothing more
>>136689771
>I pay 5472389427498274 trilliion in taxes
>but I get back awful healthcare, destroyed streets and 1k to extend my cuckshed so it's not so bad
I hate people like you, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE
YOU GET STOLEN SO MUCH MONEY AND JUST BECAUSE THEY GIVE YOU A LITTLE BIT BACK YOU ARE NOT ENRAGED, YOU ARE WORSE THAN LEFTIST KEKS, BECAUSE YOU AT LEAST KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON AND YOU'RE STILL DEFENDING IT
DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DahDIUAHGDIUdhiuahdiauhdiuadhaiudhaudhaiudhlaujhdliukahdikluhdkiuhald
>>136688469
>be burger
>get up
>out of coffee
>drive 45 miles to nearest Walmart
>spend 40 minutes navigating through hundreds of ice-cream and oreo aisles
>45 miles back but this time there's an hour long traffic jam
>forgot to get sugar
>says fuck it, goes next door to ask for a cup like in the good ol days
>ayyo whas good honkey?
>Hey good buddy! c-c-can I have a cup of sugar neighbor?
>Gets shot in the neck
>Ambulance takes 2 hours to navigate through endless suburbia
>Is in come for 7 years but manages to wake up when nurse Sharonda knocks into life-support while listening to Rihanna
>Just in time to get charged for racially abusing his neighbor by asking for WHITE sugar
wew
>>136690176
Funny, when I lived in suburbs it took me much less on average to go to a grocery store/hardware store/electronic store, because I could go everywhere by car and didn't have to walk/take cucklick transport
Also the neighbours were actually nice and I could borrow a cup of sugar
When I lived in the glorious city my neighbours didn't even speak German
>>136684066
This doesn't sound good at all.
>>136690346
Don't blame superior european urbanism for your country's inability to say no to the great muslim cuckening
>>136676234
bbws shouldn't exist. rome wouldn't have tolerated it and neither should we.
>>136676924
That's not your country's flag and it never will be :)
>>136690529
>european urbanism
>pretty much state-directed economy
>too little/to expensive apartments
>not enough public transport
>crappy streets
>traffic jams everywhere
Our cities would suck even without the shitskins
Everything governments do sucks
Give me one example to prove me otherwise
My favourite "You're not the father"
https://youtu.be/N0OpMYu1CS8
>>136676486
Can't tell if jew or spic
>>136685754
all these meme guns
>>136690818
European urbanism is superior in all ways. You have the option of living like in the suburbs if you move to a small village that is fairly close to a metropolitan area and commute.
>pretty much state-directed economy
State deals with infrastructure, true in every country on the globe
>too little/to expensive apartments
Gee, I wonder (((who))) benefits from cramming in savage immigrants into prosperous cities to get cheaper workforce and increase residential market prices which (((they))) already own.
>not enough public transport
>traffic jams everywhere
That's not really a problem in well-governed cities, look at dutch and danish cities.
>crappy streets
Hundreds of cozy, beautifully paved streets adorned with small businesses and services all a small walk or directly downstairs from where one lives. This opposed to suburban wasteland where you can't interact with anyone, have no convenience or market in walking distance.
>Our cities would suck even without the shitskins. Everything governments do sucks. Give me one example to prove me otherwise
Pretty much any city in Denmark, Holland, Sweden, most non-shitskin cities in the UK, some cities in Spain, a good deal of cities in Germany, can go on.
>>136686475
>any cityfag in Europe would kill to live in an area that looks like this
You are insane.
>>136676998
yup
>>136686620
You know wearing helmets stop skull fractures but it doesn't help concussions if you get hit in the head a lot. American football you're guaranteed to get a concussion eventually. They purposefully will collide heads.
>>136678564
It's a symbiotic relationship they fuck the unfuckable to get gibs and have a free place to stay. Niggers are parasitic in nature.
>>136691941
Recent study shows 99% of deceased NFL players had brain damage.
>american culture
>>136686000
What the fuck are these?
>>136677175
Why was there ever a doubt
>>136677064
This is acted, for fuck sake the guy is trying to keep himself from laughing..
Is Maury Povich real or is it like Jerry Springer?
>>136676942
The fat fuck following boogie is actually a pretty funny YouTuber.
Outclasses boogie that's for sure.
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