>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
>>136669434
Jesus... Norwegian men get me so fucking hot. Pale and innocent. Absolutely delicious.
>>136669434
what the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch i;ll have you know.....
>>136669434
>someone is going to respond to this post uni-ironically
and now we wait
The thing about Norway is: Every time I create a foothold there in HOI4, Italy and Japan send half their armies and end up dying in the mountains while the UK takes Italy and the Raj uses the opportunity to push Japan out of Burma and China. Mucho respect for Norway. It's where computer armies go to die.
>>136669434
*blocks your ship*
>>136669434
Wow the worlds 3 best producer of doom metal after Sweden and Finland threatened us. Fuck off sven
>>136669434
its 7:23 am in norway now. why would this guy just jump out of bed and post this thread. did you even eat breakfast yet?
*destroys your country*