Anyone else just get drafted by the U.S. Military recently? How

>>136658540
I cut my big toe off so I can't go

Tehehehehehehe

Stupid goyim

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Just tell em you're a tranny you dolt

>>136658661
Might as well follow your lead then ;_;

>>136658715
I may actually consider getting a sex change within the next few days because of this.

>>136658540
>have flatfeet

>>136658540
bone spurs

>>136659412
So do I but I just got conscripted a few minutes ago.

>>136659302
autism speaks

>>136658540
is this serious or larp?

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>>136658540

You grab your gun and land on the North Korean beaches, I'm 18 anon, I'm ready to kill the commies for my country.

>>136658540
The US Military does not have a draft.

>>136658540
"drafted"

Hey, you tried.

>>136659302
>thinks you have to get a sex change to be transgender
Xoy do I have news for you.

>>136659302
i kekd

please fucking draft me already
i want to kill gook commies just like they did in nam

>>136660534
holy fuck, there hasn't been a draft in over 40 years

Holy shit OP I thought was going crazy. I got a letter from selective service two days ago. I have to report to the nearest recruitment in one week or a sheriff will pop to my house.

Proof or sage, actually no just sage

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>>136658540
Here's what you say:

>oy gevalt my foot hurts. I'd love to go to war and die with you fellas but I can't cuz my foot is feeling kinda sore :( sorry maybe next time, oh and btw if you were captured in war you are literally subhuman

>>136660870
Maybe we'll meet in basic training... if I don't pussy out by shooting myself in the foot like one of the other anons did ;_;

just got my draft letter

what do boys?

>>136661188
Did you also get conscription?

>>136661188
kys to avoid being drafted it's the only way

>>136658540
>getting draft letters at midnight
i just got a sunburn what do

>>136661297
yeah im deploying for soul soon

>>136661313
13 13 13 666 neat

>>136661188
HOLY FUCK you too? My dad is pissed but it's legally binding

>>136661336
For soul eh?

>>136661440
yeah
>>136661434
im telling them that im a tranngender

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>>136661336
>soul
You gotta try harder than that

>>136661536
?

>>136661505
Where is soul again?

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>>136658540
>not volunteering after the Eclipse-September event
>2017+1

>>136661627
the korea

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No

>>136661663
Oh damn, THEE Korea huh?

>>136661748
yeah the north ones are getting rowdy and the southern ones are fighting back or something

>tfw already disqualified by meps
Have fun dying for Israel goys

>>136661817
Post the letter

>>136659302
>waiting a few days
do it now faggot

>>136661297
i got constipation, does that count

>>136661892
it was R for recruited

This is some committed samefagging. Also sage.

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>tfw want US to go to state of war so can start enlistment quicker

>>136658540
haha this is how the US will erase that 56% face meme

my inmigrant cousin who lives in US got a call and a offer to get citizenship if he enters the Marines
Good bye chicanos

>>136661922
Great, now post it. You're not lying are you?

>>136658540
>>>136659302
fake because there is no draft but let's say there is

>Be drafted by the US military
>Claim to be a transgender
>?????
Doesn't work because they won't really enforce it during a fucking draft

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>>136660790
>in over 40 years

do you realize how little a 40 year time frame is? are you still a teenager?

>>136662306
i did just post it ?

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>>136662039
Wow now I feel a little less depressed

>>136658540
>not being stoked at the opportunity to kill and rape commie gooks to your heart's content

The fuck's wrong with you?

>not enlisting the moment we go to war for real

I'm ashamed to share a country with pussies like you

>>136662341
My keyboard isn't Braille so I'm pretty sure I'm not blind.

>>136662568
i am :(

Ok...is this shit real or fake?
Show is a link or source pls.

>>136658540
>Drafting the American populace for fighting a nation which is equipped worse than Saddam's Iraq ever was

>>136662667
Oh you didn't say there was a :( on your letter, that's legit.

>>136662729
Pretty clearly fake. It'd be a big deal if they started conscription again.

>>136658540
Pics or it didn't happen

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>>136662039
gave me mild acid flashback

hmmm

fucking coward

>>136663719
Maybe I just don't want to die for Israel?

idk if im still eligible but i wouldnt mind getting drafted. it would pull me away from this hellish post-college job hunt for a couple years. i am physically fit and well educated so maybe i could worm my way into something cushy, too

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>>136658540

Relax.

There won't be a military draft. Believe me when I say the US military doesn't want to send people on the frontlines who had to be dragged, kicking and screaming, to enlist. They are a liability on the battlefield, and will have the most disciplinary problems that will effect the readiness and capabilities of the unit they are assigned to.

The draft days are gone.

>>136659302

Coward.

>tfw have a heart condition so wouldn't get drafted

it's a good and a bad feel

>>136660534
Draft lotto was just on tv

So the cutoff age is 25 or 26? I'm 29 so I guess I'd be fine.

>>136658540
Just say you're a tranny mate :^)

>>136660618
sure

>>136658540
dude i just got a letter in the mail with a long af number and my birth date. i think i might get called soon

>>136660534
its real

>>136658540
I maintain a constant status of teetering on the edge of obesity so that if the draft fires up, I can deep fry some tendies rq and because disqualified from the draft.

>>136660870
>>136658540
Good luck with your benis inspection. Hope they aren't too rough.

pussies itt. You really have no choice in the matter. Your numale asses won't be fleeing the draft again and shitting up other countries like here again.

You civilians are pathetic. There won't be a draft. Real men are already here and there plenty of us

>>136663938
cowards excuse not backed up by facts. You tell that to yourself to make it easier to cope with the fact that you're a coward, that you aren't strong.

>>136662307
>claim to be transgender
>be overweight
>have asthma
>get drafted
>die in training from an asthma attack

Looking forward to my future

>>136664983
fat people should be drafted first, because they are a liability to the country. they are proven to be less intelligent and less emotionally stable, not to mention how we have to pay for the stroke they have in their 40's. the malnutrition fucks people's brains up and reduces them to useless hoglings

just give them sticks or something and use them as fodder if they are too fucking glutinous to not eat their triple flavor blasted cheetos and yummy sugar gum gum drops every goddamn day

>>136662307
we've always had a draft, it just hasnt been needed since the 70's.
although you're right, if there was a draft, it wouldnt matter.
the real question, if they'd draft ftm?

>>136662039
>blue-yellow and yellow-blue
you mean fucking green?

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>>136665209
>He thinks Trudeauland can be shitted up more

>>136661188
pretend you have bone spurs in your foot, it's how Trump dodged the draft.

>>136665209
>flag
>assblasted chink detected

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>>136665299
GOOD FUCKING GOY, DIE FOR (((THEM)))

>>136660870
Wait, you actually GOT drafted? Or did you just get your selective service number? That's weird, I didn't know people were actually getting drafted at the moment. Let me know.

>>136665493
>pretend you have bone spurs in your foot
Easily medically provable/disprovable now, it's how I discovered I had them.

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>>136658540
I'm hoping for a miracle, they nuke us, we nuke them out of existence, we get into world war 3, we defeat Russia, destroy the world population and the UN, kill billions by the bucket load, and then we emerge victorious as a Trump Empire.

>>136658540
IT AINT ME

>>136665616
What would we be without us dieing for (((them)))? Someones gotta do it. Might as well make serious cash and travel the world world waiting to "die" haha. Grow a pair and enlist you faggot

>>136665299
>>136665870
t. literal cucks

>>136665728
>LMAO rite ON PEDE!!XDXDXD
SHADIIRLLAYY

>>136665916
And your a pussy

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>>136665870
nigger, i'm fucking rolling in neatbux gaming all day while you foot the bill, keep bein that best goy

>>136664663
No, it wasn't. You can't believe people are this retarded are you? Congratulations on a (You), and making people perform a 10 second Google search.

You must be proud.

>>136666003
That's right my a pussy. Your wife's pussy. Damn it feels good to be a Jody.

Who the fuck checks their mail in the middle of the night?

>>136666073
Larping as Jody? Haha my wife wouldn't Fuck you

>>136661188
all of you with the letters please mark your name off in snip tool and fucking screen cap this shit

>>136666211
o.0

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>>136665936
Oh and just so you know, no matter what you do, there is no defeating the Hebrew, we've been planning this for ages, and now we will have our revenge for what you did to us so many centuries ago.

>>136658540
>not volunteering at the very beginning so you can pick and choose which branch and what job you do

I'll be watching you from my comfy office chair writing reports for some colonel while you're in the mud and gunfire

>>136666275
What's your mos?

>>136664663
Football.

>>136666234
take a photo of your letter on your phone, then use a paint tool to mark out your name and all your info, but show the letter for proof.

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>Draft
>MFW officially diagnosed schizophrenic

It isn't even that bad but it is different for everyone

>>136666463
i dont us a phone, kike

>>136666275
What's your mos because you sound like a larping civilian

>>136666343
>>136666503
I didn't say I'd done it, it's just what I WOULD do if I knew it was coming in advance

I never signed up for selective service so good luck, faggots

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>>136666073
It's like this faggot's brain finally clicked on halfway through typing.

>>136666775
Same. You idiots should make like hacksaw ridge and pray to God.

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Challenge the recruiter to single combat. If you win, you get to stay home. If you lose, you get to sit in the snow until you get vaporized.

>>136666503
So you don't have any sort of phone with a camera on it? Are you a nigger? (Either way the answer is yes)

>>136667194
yes

>>136660744

There is a recruiter down the street pussy

>>136666775
>>136666918

There are probably warrants out for your arrest

>>136666019
if you weren't a gullible faggot you wouldn't need to look it up

>>136666918
>>136666775
If you have a drivers license, chances are you've already "signed up", when I went to sign up it said I had already signed up one my birthday, I never did that, so clearly I was automatically signed up.

>>136658540
Flat feet, asthma, and sweat allergy.

I am a genetic deadend but at least I'll still have all my limbs after World War 3.

>>136658661
My dad cut off two of his toes with a lawnmower accidentally and they still let him join the Marines.

Never in the military, but what my great grandfathers (marines), grandfather (navy), father (marines), mother (navy), aunt (airforce), 2 uncles and brother (army) have told me....

Start your cardio regiment today! Go buy a Remington 700 and shoot it. Cardio, rifle accuracy and brains were the most important aspects of a good soldier in the army and marines. Brains are what you are born with, but high school is good enough (brains are a little more important in the army). Rifle and cardio can be worked on much more quickly than brains. For brains, watch as many history lessons on US battles as possible. You can watch and listen on a treadmill. Everything from the civil war to the Bush II war on terror.

Again, never in the military at all, but a ton of family in the military talking to me at get togethers.

>>136658540

What's the point of this psyop, exactly?

>>136667515
big toes are a hell of a lot more important as the other 8.

>>136667032
More like you get to clean his Ford F-450

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>>136667441
Is this you IRL?

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>mfw epilepsy and childhood asthma

got a 91 on the asvab without studying, but wasn't let into the airforce or navy because I'm deaf in one ear. I'm deaf because of an accident that happened during surgery around birth (born a month early).

Why won't they take me? All I wanted to do is nuke stuff, I'd work with paper or in an engine all day. They still wouldn't take me after I got my BSE in MechE. I want to help defend my country.

>>136658540
yes me too, i'm relaxed about the hole thing

>>136658540
kek burgerbois are getting nervous

Could you imagine millenialls getting drafted. That would be the most pathetic sight ever. On second thought, we are about due for the bottom half of society to die off again

>>136660548

One stupid nigger gringo less, good riddance!

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>>136667522

>>136658540
I was drafted yesterday. My basic starts September 12th in Nashville, TN

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>>136658732
You know you can just cut something else off...

>>136659302
You don't need any surgery just start taking some hormones for a few months and when you see them show them your little buds.

>>136658540
A draft needs to be ordered by the government, and that hasn't happend.

If a draft does happen join the coast guard to avoid real combat, or even better, claim to be a trannie.

>>136658540
>Not wanting to kill soulless gooks

the male soul yearns for battle, embrace it,.

>>136662331
theres not gonna be a war big enough to warrant it any time soon

we could destroy NK with our standing military easily

>>136658540
Become a tranny

>>136670294
C Vietnam

>>136667716
I'm actually really athletic but have to take allergy medications daily that will destroy my liver by 30.

>>136670681
Nice

never been to military?

pussies

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I tried signing up a few years ago, but got declined due to medical reasons. Feels bad man. Kill some gooks for me bros.

>>136659412
So do I but I'm an artillery officer lmao

Can't wait to flatten some norks

>>136670681
No u don't. Medicine is cancer. U need weed

Cool I hope they draft all the Mexican kids in California. I'll will scour the streets for their roasties. Gotta be one that's not fat in a city of 25 million

>>136665368
I approve of this message

>>136665728
No.

Good I hope all you faggots that didn't have time to fight for your countrys in GWOT the past 16 years get drafted and I laugh my ass off cause I'm 28 and they are gonna take you before they take me...

>>136671675
>U need weed

Nice try Schlomo. Show us your flag.

>>136658540
>gunning down waves of Norks
>yellow pussy galore

Finally a war we can be proud of

>>136658540
>TFW I have valley fever
Have fun dying for the kikes

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>>136658540
>mfw I got kicked out of the Navy already for having BPD and there's no way they are letting me back in.
Enjoy dying for the Jews you peons.

Replace kyke with patriarchy and you sound like a pacifist femenist

>>136670294
Don't underestimate the norks. They are fanatical. It would be a slog in a ground war.

>>136673224
You sound like a 15 year old Jewish kid.
I'm not too far off am I?

>>136658540
I'm deemed mentality ill by the state, so I can't go into the military. It's the reward for telling the full truth, you sound crazy but you aren't, and if you talk to angels you are schizophrenic.

If anything happens, and that's a big IF, its gonna be nukes

>>136658540
IF I GET DRAFTED THOSE EURO FUCKS BETTER LET ME INTO THEIR NATIONS WHEN WE GO BACK/RETREAT SO I CAN BECIME A FARMER. I NEED A CHANGE OF SCENERY. MY CROPS ARE BULLY BUT WHAT GOOD IS THAT WITHOUT A CUTE NORTHERN SPANIARD WIFE. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

>>136671675
T H I S
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>>136672717
He's right you know

>>136670681

Bro you need to get away from your allergens so you don't have to take the meds.

How did Trump get 5 deferments ? Can't you just do that?

Why do we need to draft when we can just flatten Pyongyang with a nuke and call it a day?

can someone tell me what's going on?

>>136673918
Probably never, drafting was stopped by congress after WWII. They passed a bill or something.

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>>136658715
actually kekd

>>136673868
North Korea has allies dummy.

>>136673918

OP is shariablue trying to scare people

>>136674177

No they don't, only Iran.

>>136674098
There was a draft in Vietnam retard, you don't deserve that flag if you're gonna think like an untermensche

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>>136668259
If that cartel puppet of a president you have doesn't shut his mouth, you guys will be next.

>>136660618
Selective Service

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>>136658540
>Be me
>2:00 am
>laying in bed asleep
>Drill sergeant appears calling me a maggot
I just got drafted, wat do?

>>136674192
Iran has allies, it's a chain of allies, which if one is provoked, they'll all join in.

I'm 37. If they have to draft guys my age we're fucked. I guess I'd go, gotta die sometime. I'd just try to get into a tank crew.

are you all retardedor did you all just turn 18 last week like fucking faggots? There is no draft. Registering for the selective service is not the draft

>>136674595

So?

>>136674234
Who cares, just move to Canada or speak the full truth to sound like a schizo.

>>136674637
It will cause WWIII

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>tfw a draft will be called in your lifetime
>tfw you will get to share gook killing stories with your grandad

>>136674705

Pakistan, Iran, and NK can all be purged by fire.

That's fine with me.

>>136674727
Russia? China?

Everyone says there is no draft as if it can't be brought back. Selective service is your lottery ticket if a draft is ever needed boys.

>>136674792

They'll be made not to intervene.

You'll see why :^)

>>136674710
Enjoy dying for a war controlled by lucifarian satanists.

>>136674546
Suck your drill instructor's dick so he isn't so mean to you.

>>136665328
Get out, kike.

THE DRAFT IS SOCIOECONOMIC, IT SUCKS IN THE LOWER CLASS BY OFFERING THEM MONEY

WHEN THEY NEED MORE RECRUITS THEY RAISE THE ENLISTMENT BONUS THEN ENTIRE TRAILER PARKS AND BARRIOS SIGN UP

A CAPITALIST MILITARY

>>136674820
>The West is full of foreigners,
>Your military leaders are all satanists serving Jewish interests
>America heading towards civil war
Yeah what ever fucking normie dumb ass.

>>136674885
Maybe he is into animals he keeps asking if Im a steer or a queer. so confused....

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>>136674873
That's fine I want to die anyway.

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>not just going out into the desert and shooting your own team and then killing yourself because they dragged you out there

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i got this in the mail this morning

am i fucked?

>>136675041
Request a diverse unit, full of niggers and jews, then go commit "high treason"

>>136675157
I suggest you move to Canada.

>>136674873
Can't wait tbqh
>implying this world is worth living in

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That's right goy, you don't want to go to war goy, you need to stay put and let my commie buddies do their job goy.

>>136664787
26. with vietnam the first draft was 19-25 year olds. each year after that it was the new 18 year olds

>>136675295
Jesus will come back and fight for us, until then we can remain NEETs and let irreconcilably dumb goys fighting for money and pussy (like dumb hedonist worthless canon fodder normie cattle) die in wars for us.

>>136658540
Just draft dodge bro. There's no point in fighting as a pawn for rich, elite politicians to defend a country full of non-whites who hate your guts. Joining the military is one of the biggest cuck moves you can make.

>>136658540
It's a prank. There is no draft in service

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>>136675670
This.

>>136658540
nobody was drafted you tard there is no draft in effect. you probably signed up to be drafted which is pointless nobody does that and now the military just tried to trick you into enlisting

>>136676062
>HE DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR SELECTIVE SERVICE AT 18
AMERICA HATING SCUM

ALSO DISQUALIFIES YOU FROM BEING IN GOVERNMENT

>>136676256
who gives a fuck?

>>136676256
Not to worry the snotnoses that dont sign up dont realize that ole Unc Sam has their SSN on file, and will use that to draft 'em. You'll hear the screeching all the way to the Norf pol when that goes down.

>>136676256
Enjoy serving demons faggot.

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>>136659302
CUT MY DICK INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY DRAFT DODGE RESORT
THROUGH A STRAW, IM PEEIN
I MUTILATED MY DICK TO AVOID NORTH KOREANS

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>>136677917

>>136667668
This. What kind of idiot doesn't know these facts?