>Be US military stationed in Japan
>Go to Korea on exercise
>It's only supposed to be a one month thing and then I go back home
>End up on the front lines of an incoming war
serves you right for signing up to die for israel you dumb faggot
>>136653250
Well at least you got to bang a Korean prostitute before there will never be Koreans in-general again
>>136653250
it's not the peace corps you signed up with.... idiot
>>136653250
You'll be fine anon. The rest of us are spinning up to get your back.
>>136653250
D E L I C I A
Keep cool my man. north korea has said they are going to attack the us at least 3 times in my lifespan.
>>136653250
Have a glorious death anon. Valhalla beckons.
>>136653370
Foop boop
>>136653250
Godspeed to you brother
>>136653250
>Joining the military during peace time after major fighting in iraq and afghanistan finished up.
What the fuck did you think was gonna happen? America not go to war? Hope you die knowing you didn't defend your country at all and it was because South Korea paid for your services.
>its another episode of norks bluffing
>>136653250
Dont look at the flash like a nigger!
Close your eyes AND turn away, thumbs in ears, bury face into ground. It is not a joke! They will zerg rush the border hiding amongst "refugees" just like the niggers they are. Ill be there in a few weeks to replace you. My whole tacbox is filled with shrink wrapped cartons of marlboro lights surrounded by ice pax. War it is faggot, dont go blind on day 0.
>>136654241
There will be no war.
>>136653250
At least we will get that sweet invasion campaign star.