>alaska and hawaii worried about NK >mfw comfy untouchable

>>136644161
Ahhhh yeah nigga!!!

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>>136644161

What's the point of being worried?

If I get glassed I get glassed.

At least it'll be pretty

WTF DELET THIS ASSHOL
ALASKA IS THE LAST STAND OF IMPLICIT WHITE IDENTITY

>>136644161
>http://time.com/4879527/kim-jong-un-north-korea-missile-could-strike-entire-continental-u-s/

lol sorry faget

>>136644161
reporting

>>136644161
REVERSE MARCH TO THE SEA SOON YANKUCKS

>>136644161
>TFW NYC
Nukes would probably improve this place, desu. The city is full of losers that are sallow husks compared to the great men that made it the epicenter of the free-world.

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>>136644161
Who else /dixie/ here y'all

>>136644515
If he could nuke NYC northern new york would be eternally grateful so would Long island.

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>implying im not unironically praying for a full scale thermonuclear war

would be shitting my pants if i wasn't east coast desu

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I still hope a a few hit long island
and with a blast big enough to take out NE NJ

Bucks County Super Race

>>136645145

>dieing in the blast zone
>dieing from nuclear winter or just radiation in general

Idk, I live on east coast but If I am to die I want it to be quick in painless.

>>136644161
Hahaha jealous faggot. You only wish you could be nuked. An instant, painless, respectable way out of this hellhole

>>136644894
Georgia reporting in

>>136644161
Easy coast here.

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>>136644929
Please don't. I need two more years for my professional degree. Then PLEASE nuke it.

I unironically believed the hype about NYC, but it is a husk of its former glory. All it has left are crony capitalists and bitter losers.

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>>136644894
Fomer Dixie, now NYC.

Southern manliness + courtesy will make pussy rain on you in this shithole, if you don't mind dating complete nutsos who've never had a decent male role model.

>>136644161
>Livin on easy coast
Wut r u? Casul?

>>136646361
>dating girls from a blue state
Found my wife in idaho
Feels good man

>>136646220
>>136646361
You poor bastard, eh if kim could hit the east cost he'd use his one nuke to go for washington or the pentagon. I heard it was more the southern accent that got women drenched followed by the southern courtesy. If anything happens to you dixie friend I'll be sure to pour out some sweet tea for you while I pray for the lost souls.

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/comfy/ to be in Europe this time

>>136645096
Is it not ironic that Nevada, home of American nuclear test sites, is probably the safest state. Maine is a close second.

>>136644161
Comfortably seated about 4 miles from dear leaders current location
>comfyasfuck

>>136647198
>T. Muhammad Abbas

>>136647321
Isn't like 70% of it owned by the feds? Those two nukes marked on the map pretty much takes out the state population

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>>136647852
81% federal owned. but so what. that just means plenty of empty space between me and major cities when the nukes go.

and there's about 300,000 people in rural Nevada.

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>mfw you are being bombed shot and have acid thrown in your face

>>136648931
How are there cities on federal land?

>>136651239
my guess is some sort of multi-lifetime lease from the bureau of land management.

that or the pic is too small to show the tiny tiny towns borders. Austin NV has ~200 people.

I don't live in NV yet but I've got a job interview in Elko in the coming weeks. Hopefully my flight doesn't get blasted out of the sky by nukes.

Easy coast reporting in. Beautiful weather. Nice moon tonight too!

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>>136644161
>tfw just under 40 miles west of D.C.
How ok would I be if it got nuked lads? I'm outside the danger zone right?

>>136644161

OP. I hope you realize that if they launch nukes, they aren't coming over the pacific, they will be heading north around the polar ice cap. East coast is still a target that way.

However I still think you are safe because NK is full of shit and I'd be surprised if there missiles could even hit targets in Japan without veering off into the ocean. NK is known for many things and their technology isn't one of them.

>>136644161
Reporting from the cock of America.

>>136644894
ayy Georgia