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LPT: If you're afraid of the draft that could possibly be

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LPT: If you're afraid of the draft that could possibly be used in our upcoming war you can easily get out of it by saying you're transgender. Or you can say your feet hurt, I hear that's what worked for The Donald when he wanted to get out of the draft. On top of that, as a last resort you can go to jail to avoid the draft as well.
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>>136622175
>Draft starts
>"b-but I'm transgender"
>"Oh ok then nevermind"

Yeah that's not going to happen
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>>136622367
trannies aren't allowed in thhe military though
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>>136622473
And you think they're really going to enforce that during a draft?
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>>136622175
Why lie? Just tell them the truth.
>I refuse to die for brown people, trannies, faggots, marxists, cuckservatives and the other filth that now infests America
Go draft the DREAMERS and leave me out of it.
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>>136622684
Yeah, or else they will be literally worse than hitler
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>>136622873
This, just tell them you refuse to go shoot some slope eyes bastards just to keep hippy, faggot, tranny, nigger, hajjis safe. Fuck em.
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>>136622873
Me personally, I'm probably just gonna dodge and skip countries. I'm sure there'll be a lot of people doing that and last time it happened all the dodgers got pardoned anyway. But if you find yourself in the situation where you need an excuse just say you're transgender and try to suck them off and they'll put you in jail instead of battle. I'd rather go to jail for a while than die.
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>>136622175
>Or you can say your feet hurt, I hear that's what worked for The Donald when he wanted to get out of the draft.
It was mainly because his lottery number for the draft was extremely high. It would not have been picked.
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