Listen up faggots, it's really happening today. President

>>136573738
we wish, we really do.

>>136574104
No need to keep wishing. It happens today

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>>136573738
Can't do shit

>>136573738
>>136574195
But it wont. You know why? Because there is zero indication that it will ever happen.

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>>136574195
>No need to keep wishing. It happens today

My happennometer is all fucked up since Trump got in.

I could be dying froma happenning and MAYBE i might make a thread if I saw enough people around me being consumed in a nuclear blast. Maybe.

The real happenning might be the counterttack and I wouldn't want to declare a false happenning and tell you guys to tune in to 8992 for no reason.

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>>136573738
thx clintoris

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Tfw everytime a end times happening actually happens. We switch timelines, where it didn't happen.

Forever in a boring pit of sadness and immortality.

>>136576921
>watching too much High Castle
...it's like too much of a good thing

>>136573738
I want them to drop the hammer. I want a war, maybe it will toughen up this pathetically weak generation.

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>>136576921

>>136573738
lmfao just like china is gonna bumb san fran today right?

>>136573738
North Korea is the gayest thing. It's so god damn insufferable that they push NK gon get us propaganda.

>>136573738
"Screencap this" is code for "nothing will happen and I am gay"

>>136577992
this anon is sadly right.

>>136573738

I wish, but its not going to happen.

>>136574396
>sword of masturbation

Truly is best korea