Who else here thinks Zuckerberg would be a great POTUS?
I know this board supports Trump and all, but here me out. Let me use "meme arrows"
>young guy, only 33 years old right now, representative of the millennial generation and all their fresh ideas
>brilliant student who went to all the top schools (Phillips Exeter Academy, Harvard), did graduate level work in middle school, went to school with Natalie Portman lol
>founded the world's largest website, outmaneuvering all the competition...the idea wasn't 'stolen' either because everyone knew what social networks were at the time..someone who builds a new car isn't "stealing" the idea for a car
>raises Facebook to a multibillion dollar worldwide company, largest website on the internet...seriously, that's a huge achievement. In the same way we praise boomers for putting the man on the moon we will praise millennials for giving us stuff like Facebook and 4chan
>really connected with social justice causes, no doubt because of his associations with smart progressives in silicon valley and ivy league schools. He gave a really articulate defense of BLM
>traveling all around the country to get in touch with regular Americans..certainly going to be more in touch with PoC, LGBTQIA, and the underprivileged because of it
I think it's pretty much a no brainer that people would love for me to become president, don't you think? I'm posting this to 4chan because I know you're the home of Anonymous and smart hackers like him...Imagine a President of the United States who is just like you!
>>136540363
I brought this up in my political science class and everyone laughed at me and said he was too weird to win.
>>136540523
yeah he looks like a souless goblin
>>136540523
What in the flying fuck is so weird about him? He made facebook, which everyone uses. That's pretty unweird
>>136540363
the fact that you could come up with ANY reason to support the billionaire leader of a literal "human registration" site who wants to have the most powerful political position to go along with unlimited private access to everyones personal lives shows that you are worse than cattle only because I can't make a delicious steak out of you
please kill yourself
>>136540738
alfred kinsey, the notoriously evil sexologist who literally pad someone to rape a child in fron tof him so he could "study" it would collect personal information from all the people he dealt with so he could extort things from them later
how is making a giant cataloge of all humans with computer access a good thing?
>>136540523
they should have hanged you for being so naive you're a danger to humanity
>>136540363
He could no longer own a controlling share in fagsbook
>>136540363
All you would have to do to dismantle his campaign would be post the sweaty hoodie interview.
No. Era of Data Scam social media is ending
Kill youthoughtcrimetube's dominance & kill facecensorfuck's dominance
should be Trump's #1 tech and free speech priority
have a painless seamless overnight replacement with a meshed together network of competing platforms so they're not lone data scam platforms hoarding all the data the users have put on over the last 8 years. you'd have meshtube, meshbook and meshtweet so that youtube & facebook for example would just be one company of 10 or so healthily competing all interlocked together so that users see videos/posts and can interact with them even if the friends/creators are using another platform. end this data scam assault of the public square & ideas. currently the data scam model of social media only allows one set of companies to profit from the data of humanity that they don't even own and had no role in creating. they are using this data hostage approach to censor humanity and make people read/watch leftwing. Zuckerfuck himself is using his platform to make people vote him into office with fake PR so he can protect his data scam into the future. holding world's data hostage to shill for yourself
all data: subscribers, views, comments, likes, photos, friends people have produced and typed up over the last 10 years (which they own, not the Data Scammers like they would have you believe) is on meshtube and meshbook the day this law is passed. for pewdiepie and his viewers, or your family and their friends using facebook nothing changes except they are no longer censored and facefuck is a $1billion company again like it should be. holding people's data hostage is not providing a hundred billion dollars of value to the world a group of 10 generation Z's could reproduce facefuck in a year it's not a special contribution to the world, what is valuable is the data (which the people typed up not facefuck). facefuck and ADLtube need a harsh wake up
end Zuckerfuck Data Scam Enterprises and ADL terror thoughtcrimetube
>>136541835
humanity owns it's own data, not Zuckerfuck data scam enterprises. here is a network topology of the competing companies products that would all operate on meshbook
just making facefuck competitors or campaigns to switch from it won't solve anything because they still hold most of the world's data hostage and can leverage it to stop people leaving. break it up with law to end the scam and reintroduce healthy competition
>>136541909
they would all be essentially clones of facefuck so people can choose the company who's interface, practices and owners they like the best
there should probably be laws against manipulating the public mind with your platform too (including political censorship) to apply to the big 3 networks, youtube, facebook, twitter
I unironically hope he dies before he could ever run.
>>136540363
>>136540363
>representative of the millennial generation and all their fresh ideas
this right here pretty much just killed your whole post.
>>136542597
>>136542490
Fuck you
>>136541835
that will never happen
>>136541415
That was in the past. He knows how to counteract something like that
>>136540925
there's no need to view it so pessimistically
>>136540363
You really dont get it do you you bluepilled faggot
>>136540363
>willing participant in the mass brainwashing of America
The only thing I accept from his is unconditional surrender, ready for his appointment in the electric chair.
If he can do that, I could find it in my heart to forgive the thousands of deaths he is personally responsible for, and needs to be held to account for.
Zuckerberg for the electric chair, 2017.
Well, I wouldn't vote for him because I can only see him increasing domestic spying, but this line right here, OP...
>really connected with social justice causes, no doubt because of his associations with smart progressives in silicon valley and ivy league schools. He gave a really articulate defense of BLM
is enough reason not to vote for him.
>>136540363
another kike prez who owns facebur sure fuck up world more senpai
>>136542741
I will make it happen just to piss you off. it is a data hostage operation that hasn't been exposed properly
>>136540363
lel i think hes a slimy kike and always will be. he'd get roasted, hes a kike, easy for the picking. we'd make him trip up hardcore
>>136542597
thats fucking awesome if real
>>136542741
>there's no need to view it so pessimistically
jesus I feel like you would be on a crashing plan admiring the view
>>136542741
Shouldn't you be astroturfing this vomit on plebbit?
For a nigger who's got so much access to personal information he should know how to spend his shill money more wisely.
Fuckerturd will never be POTUS because he has the charisma of a wet paper towel, no amount of coaching will make this sweaty ratty kike presentable, let alone likeable.
Fuck off
>>136541415
looks like long before he hired his lame PR team that got him to smile like a goof 24/7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4XGbZ7IrC8
the thing that pisses me off the most is zuckerberg trying to jump the gun and take credit for univeral basic income. he would actually be praised for redistributing other peoples money as though he is providing it forever and using other people's money to get elected
trust Jews to find a way to fuck up the implementation of a decent idea.
Fuck zuck
No one wants more NSA breaches of privacy for security that can't even manage to go a year with felling "safe" for the citizens.
>>136543109
data hostage cult
>>136540363
I'm saying everyone needs to watch out for Mark Cuban
>>136542741
An they paid you how much to shitpost?
>>136543335
what is it with these fucking brazen jews trying to one-up Trump?
>>136543198
alright, I'll be honest because it doesn't matter as none of you will believe me
I am Mark. One of my employees is tasked with making posts like these throughout the web, so now I'm taking over.
If you had the opportunity to tell me to my face how to win the Presidency, what would you say
>>136543008
>>136542741
>that will never happen
>Trump will never be President
>>136540363
>we will praise millennials for giving us stuff like Facebook and 4chan
fuck off and die you piece of shit kike
dont you EVER compare 5chin to kikeberg
dont forget to fill out your option field, retards
>>136543143
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-08-07/fk-zuck-2020-posters-appear-california-facebook-ceo-hires-hillary-strategist
I would honestly rather have kanye
>>136543451
O hi Mark
>>136540363
>millennial generation
>ideas
Pick one.
sage
>>136540363
>Raises fb to a multibillion dollar company
>oh hey guys have you heard about this new website only harvard students can use it lol
>ok we'll let the ivy league in too
>fine all universities
>fuck it your grandma is on here now
>oh btw the website doesn't do anything it originally did now it's a glorified BBS system with steroid cookies that track you everywhere on the internet
suppose he gets credit for a massive bait and switch, but I don't think anyone expects fb to actually produce anything. they even lost money on those stupid video games that you pay to get extra lives in or whatever, which is fucking impossible to lose money on because you're selling fake shit
>>136543587
I'm still hoping we can meme a dog into the presidency
I honestly think the only challenge would be getting him on the ballot, after that it's a guarantee
>>136540363
On one hand (and only one), he would have an understanding of peoples' desires and concerns unlike any that has been accumulated in history.
What concerns me though is if he would use this knowledge wisely, and benevolently, to govern in a way that would be transparent and acceptable to the masses or to simply skirt those concerns in order to enact things against our interests.
Until it becomes clear he will not do the latter, he will not have my hypothetical vote.
>>136540363
He's a globalist fucking vampire, fuck off shill
>>136540363
>Social justice warrior
>has autism
>has Aspergers
>Got lucky and stole another's marketing strategy
>Implying hanging out with low iq niggers and mentally ill makes them fit to be president
B8 or autism
>>136542990
>DOOMtheme.mp3
>>136540363
>>young guy, only 33 years old right now, representative of the millennial generation and all their fresh ideas
No
>>136540363
Hi Zuck PR team. You will never win and you will NEVER get out meme magic.
>>136540749
>can't make a delicious steak out of you
i think we can and should eat the millennial kike worshipper that is OP
>>136544008
What would you tell the PR team, assuming you know for sure you're talking to them?
>>136540363
>millionaire whose fortune was made by datamining the users of his platform and then selling them to government agencies
>thinks he won't do whatever it takes to create a real life Big Brother
Not only you're a faggot by default, you're also retarded.
>>136540363
>I think it's pretty much a no brainer that people would love for me to become president, don't you think?
>me to become president
>me
Is that you Zuck the Cuck?
>>136544188
>Not interested; 15 yrs. minimum. Do call again.
>>136540363
is CTR so fucking desperate to push cucks as presidents in 4chan? I guess this is a new low...
Sage this bait op is a faggot
>>136544075
too gamey
>>136544188
>>136540363
I don't vote Jew or Catholic.
>>136543451
how much of our data is handed over to the CIA?
>>136544000
fug
I need to start saving these
got any more?
>>136544188
my question is why can't I post this on facebook? it keeps getting zucced
>>136544399
>>136544571
all of it, but you pretty much already knew that
What strategies would you guys suggest for winning the Presidency ?
>>136540363
Obvious shit post. Can't believe everyone bought the bait
>>136540363
You faggots really want a war with the Alt-right don't you?
>>136544571
I feel like he needs a mustard stain on his shirt.
>>136540363
>Nose
>POTUS
>(((Berg)))
>>136544598
I got part 2 to >>136544000
>>136540363
>globalist kike
>NWO enabler
>open borders cuck
No thank u
>>136540363
>Who else here thinks Zuckerberg would be a great POTUS?
Nobody, not even YOU think this faggot kike sweaty-ass awkward freakshow would be good in any position other than one that's 6 feet underground.
Fuck Zuck, he's a shitty human being.
>>136540363
>, largest website on the internet.
haHaHahahhaHAha. thats youtube nigger. in fact many face book accounts arent active any more . they havent been for years. nobody likes old people and your grand parents bugging you isnt cool
also facebook was just a lazy copy of myspace code wise with little different which myspace was just a rip off of internet dating sites. make a account upload a profile pic and some other crap then talk to people on the website. that zyckernigger wasnt even smart. he is just another college drop out
>>136540363
I stopped caring about the presidential race sometime after the primaries and during the main election. laughed for hours at Trump being elected and the people who supported the first womyn president
sure, lets make someone with an insane conflict of interest head of the executive. this honestly sounds interesting.
>>136540363
I know this is bait and all, but I really think you shoud kill yourself.
>>136545214
noice
almost want him to run now
zuck v years of memes
>>136542990
Damn, that's satisfying to watch.
If he ever gets the nomination, I'll just print up some t-shirts with this famous exchange, which he himself verified as true...
>>136544973
nobody wants you to win, marko
jokes aside you're really creepy, are you a psychopath?
see https://veilofreality.com/2014/02/07/marianne-williamson-and-the-elephant-in-the-living-room/ for definitions and concerns
>>136540363
jump off a cliff and take buttbuddy with you.
fuck off fool
>>136545944
I'm really fond of this meme
>>136543451
>none of you will believe me
oh i do
you're forgetting the schizoids, psychoid:)
wanna gain support? tell us about your humanity
you personal experiences
let us feel your blood, your feelings, your pains, fears etc
humanize yourself
send me $500K for the invaluable advice:)
>>136540363
Mark would never fire any of his employees for speaking their mind.
Mark is a good goy.
>>136546391
>pic
delet this
>>136546526
it's ok brah, we're all gonna make it
>>136540363
Who else here thinks Zuckerberg would be a great POTUS?
I know this board supports Trump and all, but here me out. Let me use "meme arrows"
stopped reading there
annon kys singed everyone
>>136546657
i buy it
he's that awkward and clueless
>>136546292
>>136546601
I don't think we are. Somebody has to fail, the majority do, it's just statistics.
>>136546744
As souls. Which is who and what we really are.
>>136544973
if they do anything with any of my data that impacts me I'll spread graven images of lucifer around so their Jewish overlords are mad at them. I don't have anything against lucifer
>>136540363
Never
>>136546657
L M A O
I read your comment before I finished and stopped where you did, but your comment was too funny for me to not say something about
>>136542597
fucking los angeles
>>136546822
What?
>>136546741
I like these depicting Zuck as this 1930es ancap maniac Ayn Rand lord of the universe gone wrong.
>>136540363
OP i hate to be "that guy" but seriously just look at his face, there is no way that he is not one of those fucking reptilians
>>136540363
>>really connected with social justice causes, no doubt because of his associations with smart progressives in silicon valley and ivy league schools. He gave a really articulate defense of BLM
>>traveling all around the country to get in touch with regular Americans..certainly going to be more in touch with PoC, LGBTQIA, and the underprivileged because of it
you realize that these are "good" things for like 0,5% of your population and negative to over 50%
>>136540363
>Fuck the Zuck 2020
>>136544000
>>136545214
>>136546292
I wish to know more about our future president.
>>136547013
we're all gonna make it as souls, but i'll admit that's a copout from my first claim
what i said carries truth nonetheless
careful with your paradigm choices, they rely on connecting to reality in certain ways, in choosing to apprehend it and categorize it or not
there's the separative mind and the synthetic one, notably
they both have very different ways of looking at things (or the right and left brain hemispheres)
analytical cognition tied to the ego can be very destructive, and false
>>136547016
>>136540363
>who thinks (((zucc))) would be a great potus?
>let me us "meme arrows"
holy fuck this is excellent bait
>>136540363
Hi Mark. Remember the IPO? When Facebook's worth was cut in half because people did not have enough confidence in you?
Yeah. Smart people learn from their mistakes, Mark.
>>136546941
>>136546904
exactly what i did too
>>136547236
>we're all gonna make it as souls
But I want to make it as a person.
>>136540363
Fun fact: "Zuckerberg" means "Pile of sugar" in German
>>136540363
>atheist far-left JEW
He's unelectable, thankfully.
>>136547320
acceptance is a key
accepting what is instead of resisting to it can help a lot, including in being successful as a person
>>136547233
This is the last one I have, I'm afraid.
I kinda hope he seriously campaigns a bit so more get made.
>>136547351
not just pile but also mountain, mount and how do the English call "sugarbreads"?
>>136540363
>6 posts by this ID
So it's not a shill slide thread, someone is ACTUALLY this stupid to believe in this.
These threads are the worst... why are they mooching here?... post this drivel on Facebook
>>136547569
That looks like a dildo.
>>136547576
yes and he is faceberg xirself
>>136543367
Probably nothing, but the way he's typing he thinks he's trolling or something.
>>136545996
You think after all the ridiculous shit Trump has said, and the blatantly criminal stuff Barack and the Clintons get away with that one dumbass email from 15 years ago is going to stop the Berg? The pendulum will swing back and the socialist revolution will happen.
>>136547620
a big rock has been named after that in rio de janeiro
"sugarloaf", got it
i believe the "cristo redentor" (redeeming christ) statue is upon it
>>136547620
For the hundredth time, not everything that looks like it would fit up your ass is a dildo, leaf.
>>136540363
>In the same way we praise boomers for putting the man on the moon we will praise millennials for giving us stuff like Facebook and 4chan
it was at that moment i realized this is bait
>>136547784
That's about as cheesy as the smegma between my penis rolls.
>>136547761
Which frog are you?
>>136547730
barry made it in in the last prez election before social really took off
much people actually were normies back then instead of just pretending to be
>>136540363
So your proposal
Is to literally put the head of one of the largest corporations on earth, with massive sway and influence over global communication and social media, in charge of a superpower.
I'm sure he won't fuck us over at all....
>>136548149
i lived in huezil
good pussy
>>136548401
Eh...wHat?
You don't anymore cuz of your geolocation.
So you're a metis then if you're from Brazil.
>>136545996
Wow I remember when was my first day at the internet too bruh
>>136540363
Ahahahah
Zuck's shills baby steps
Aw this is cute af
way to go friendo, way to go
here's a (you)
>>136543451
Kill yourself, if all of the celebrity suicides taught us anything this year, it's that dudes that hang themselves gain a surge in popularity. I promise I'll vote for you if you kick the bucket, literally
>>136543451
Post a face pic or it's not true.
>>136540363
Here are the top 3 reasons Kikerberg will never be president:
>1. He's a kike. Kikes will never allow another kike to be president because this would expose the insane amount of power they have in this country. Ergo why Bernie is very unlikely to ever win.
>2. He has the charisma of a toilet seat.
>3. He doesn't do well under pressure. He turns red, fidgety, and sweats under even minor pressure. He would melt in a debate.
That fucking reddit spacing in all of the shill's posts though
>>136549590
Changed my IP. Here, you don't believe me? This is clearly me, you can't deny it.
no ty
>>136549590
Changed my IP again, I can do this all day.
>>136540363
>millennial generation
>>136540363
Fuck off kike
>>136550081
Interesting.
Google Mark Zuckerberg sweat
>>136540363
Zuckerberg is Clinton 2.0 but with social media control.
A harder beast to conquer than Clinton.
He should not have the ability to go for president at all. It's an attack on free speech because he owns the mediums which allows the speech.
>>136540523
>he was too weird to win
Because nobody said that about Trump.
>>136552106
way fewer skeletons, too
>>136552106
faceberg does not constitute free speech
just like banning "journalists" from directly commenting on Trump's twatter posts are BS
private company
private account
just because it is being used in a public forum does not give users constitutional rights that violate the terms of service
that being said, i am otherwise in 100% agreement with the spirit of your argument
>>136554386
he's an open, admitted jew
as opposed to hillnig being half on "working class father"s side and claiming otherwise when politically convenient
Social justice causes do not make him just like me . Fucking commie
https://youtu.be/0To8NmwJ8Mk
Vid related. Top cuk
>>136540363
Charles Foster Kane
>>136540363
He just wants to line his pockets with more money, don't trust him.
Sorry faggot Nazi Jew you need to be gassed before you fuck more shit up and like all Jews you stole the idea for JewTube .
>>136540363
liberal here. if he runs on the dem ticket, i might actually vote trump.
he is way too nervous and nerdy to be potus. haha imagine him in a televised debate against nixon. what a sopping dripping sweatfest that would be
>>136540738
cia made fuckbook you dope
>>136540738
he stole facebook you mean?
He's a legitimate sociopath. No thanks, plus I HATE Fagbook. I think it is a near worthless product, with very few practical uses. I would only use it to spread info about an event, or if I lost all my phone contacts I could get em back. Everything else is better done in person.
Anyone else think he'd make an ideal Democratic running mate? I don't want the Democrats to win but Zuck would be a strong choice. He brings a lot of data to the table, counters perceptions of a Democrat candidate like Elizabeth Warren being anti business, by having the CEO of one of the world's biggest companies as a VP. Facebook could also implement a lot of measures to get the vote out for Democrats.
>>136554585
how does that hold a candle to hildogs resume?
you didn't even list enough reasons to outnumber her body count
Don't forget
>he can use facebook to data mine and rig the election like in house of cards
>>136540363
>Let me use "meme arrows"
And that ladies and gentlemen, is EXACTLY the kind of sincere heart to heart we would see from from Zuckerberg on the trail and in the WH. He just gets you, ya know? You ever had a dollar? Well he's had BILLIONS of those! He's just like you, except more! He's like ten of you. He's more you and you are.
>>136540363
This...this isn't pasta?
>>136543451
If this is truly Mark, post your face with a physical timestamp. You're not getting any cred without it.
Then maybe I'll offer advice.
>>136543451
Tits or gtfo
>>136543451
you can't, you sold personal information of facebook users, how could we trust you not selling america?
>>136540363
Nice try Mark, but you still need to kill yourself.
No Jew for POTUS!
>>136540363
>guy whose primary business is grooming people into giving they private data and selling that to advertisers
No, thanks.
>praise millennials for giving us stuff like Facebook and 4chan
Social networks are cancer upon internet. 4chan is pretty straightforward evolution of BBS format (and not by american millenials).
>really connected with social justice causes
And that drops that bait from 6/8 Would respond to 1/10 'Sage goes to every field'
sage
>>136564325
This. If someone thinks they can run on a platform for putting special interests in power--who are all extravagently rich--through placating the public through subsidies to continue the dependence on them, that would be very flagrantly wrong. If true entrepreneurship was emphasized, rather than goading people into sucking the teet of the very rich, then maybe Zucc would have a clue.
>>136564646
And he could thus open advertisement standards if they're not already fully open, and let customers of adverts of Facebook and related pitch in to improve advertisement standards so they can have more control over the money they invest in their businesses instead of relying on failed models that didn't work out. Not relinquishing power or control in an open way is a direct way to say to others, "I'm a tyrant and a greedy person." Why else do investors worry about a platform that has billions of locked-in users that are susceptible to ads and sales, yet can't deliver monetization targets effectively?
Greedy people aren't Capitalists, because greedy people don't want to work with the community in sharing wealth, while simultaneously growing theirs.
>>136543451
"Nobody has made more for depression and loneliness than me!"
>>136540363
Personally I don't like the idea of 30 somethings being in charge of anything. The absolute minimum age for a president should be 40.
I guess The Zuck can't wait because he and his Facebook might be relics when he's older than 40, and Facebook is all he's got in terms of popular appeal and narrative.
I think he should make babies now instead of running for president. It's the best time for it. Then again, he married an Asian so he risks creating Mattress Girls and Elliott Rodgers.
I promise you that if he wins, I will kill him myself.
He'd be horrible. There's a lot more to being President than "muh technology bro".
>>136566124
Should be 50 IMO.
>>136540363
>1984 best selling book after Trumps election
>vote for Zuckerberg
I know you fuckers are stupid, but this is simply astonishing. Because I do believe he could actually get close.
>>136540363
Just you, you weird cunt.
>>136540363
Just watch this cuck handle privacy questions.
Google "zuckerberg sweats" and you'll quickly realize he doesn't give a fuck about anything other than profiting,
And yet again, so many normies will only know him as " the guy who created that awesome social network" and will fucking win.
Hello literal 1984 when he comes into office.