/cpd/ - CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - STOLEN PEARS EDITION

>fleeing dodge avenger hit police car
>no injuries

>the church as been burglarized

evening, Roberts

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>bodysnatchers needed

did i hear 'pants-down syndrome'

>>136537772
I heard that too.

>small puncture wound
>one inch diameter
>small

Bump
Heil cpd

Bump again

http://wgntv.com/2017/08/07/chicago-police-announce-application-date-for-police-exam/

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>TWO
>TWO SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

Bumping again
Please donate to give Roberts basic body armor

>foot chase in the alley

>male asian threatening customers at the food mart

R A R E

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>>136533881
nice homage to space theater 3k

Please, everyone on here, bump these threads as much as you can because they're important. They're one of the few daily happening threads that isn't made out of thin air.
>>136078999 (previous thread)

>8 year old shot in the head with a bb gun by the 13 year old brother

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>body removal form needed
>in the alley

>body removal form
Only in Chiraq

>says he's going to get a gun and spray the whole building up
>male black

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>>136540706
>chicago scanner threads are my only life

despite having these stupid things every night for YEARS, nobody is doing jack shit about the (((mayor))) who loves open borders and the chicago mafia money or his little torture chambers or murdering bullshit city
>scanners
isn't there a containment thread for radiofags yet

>>136533881
So for realsies why do they say Robert?

Bump
Keep it going

>>136542590
Callsign for night shift patrol cars.

>>136542668
Thankie

>semi vs bridge
>DOA possible overdose

>teenage boy on the sidewalk with his pants down

>16 year old niglet with pants all the way down

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Tallest Trump tower in the world

Female niglet tried to kill herself with a pill overdose

>drunk brother climbed in through the window
>he's not allowed in the building

>two shots allegedly fired in area
>cops circling around to check

>man armed with two machetes, a gun, and a shovel attacked caller

Wew lad.

>>136539504

Chicago gets much worse, you'll have to squeeze acid in there somewhere.

Bump because fuck nupol

>unarmed male black
>black sweatshirt with jeans
>Des Moine being mentioned in the same statement
Wtf

>>136546619
*s

Bump for Robert

Evening, Roberts

>57 year old father not breathing
>cancer patient

F

>>136545245
when u get dat sherm stick but yo momma unplug the PS4 and makes u play outside instead of the fallout 4

>>136542285
the sky King thread is radio ish bbur not user friendly and isnt match able to IRL events. people just try to correlate eams withh happenings but its simply nonsense whereas ccpd threads produce lulz or wtfs several times an hour

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All organizations of matter can be abstracted as a parabolic arc, forming, peaking, and eventually breaking apart.

Our world is on it's parabolic descent, and Robert is at the helm

>female down in the alley
>screaming in spanish

>said somebody was stabbing people
>hard to understand