John Oliver redpills you on how Donald Trump could potentially

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>>136503625
Daily Dose:
https://youtu.be/aG1Jd3PF-JU

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Free bump

>>136503625
Care to archive it? You don't want to give HBO any views for cancer right?
https://hooktube.com//watch?v=NnW5EjwtE2U

>>136505429
You may not be archivefriend but you're doing gods work

>>136503625
Sorry OP. Not a cuck. Don't pay for Homo Boys Offline.

>>136503625
>make immigration worst
back to salon leftist degenerate

>>136505679
Thanks buddy, I'm just a privatier with a lot of time to shitpost till they fix my plane.

>>136503625
His entire argument was that they did it retarded last time so trying it again would be the same exact thing, ignoring the huge shift in public opinion about the border and Trump's dedication to stop the tacoing of the US.

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>>136503625

>>136503625
He may be a liberal, but John Oliver is /ourguy/ 100%. He's been BTFO of Trump and all the elitists/globalists for the last couple of years. He's pretty based in his own ways. Watch his report on (((Alex Jones))) - completely BTFO of him too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyGq6cjcc3Q

>>136508284
>hey fellow goys howcha doin

Fuck off Mosihe

>le current year , anti white, pro rapefugee, islamcocksucking, feminist shabbos goy ((((public tv))) globaliat agent

>>136508284
Haaaaaahahahahahahahahaha he's a true whiny faggot. Pure neolithic farmer phenotype

>>136503625
>John Oliver
>red pill

>>136503625
He's even going down to quoting british news sources such as ITN.

its british propaganda,just like christopher steele.

>>136503625
>John Oliver
>[CURRENT YEAR MAN]
>being right
>about anything, at all, ever
>sage

john oliver is certifiably insane

>>136508284
yeah nah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5Cqc6Beqm8

>>136503625
>>136505429
>too many criminals, drunks, and corrupt people were hired to CBP under Bush
I wonder how many of them were Mexican.

>>136503625
>you should do nothing to upset our plan to flood the country with gibsmedats
How much rope do we have in the us?

leftist comedy

"Trump amirite?"
*arf, arf, arf*

"regressive leftism"
*applause sign, applause sign, applause sign*

>>136514028
>Oliver actually uses a Mexican gang member hired in the Bush surge as an example
desu I wasn't expecting that kind of chutzpah.

>>136513674
Haha your words drabble on for 4 paragraphs.

Drumpf is an orange Cheeto, just face it already.

We don't need any brown people period

>>136503625
you dont even know what redpill is you useless commie

>>136508284
i would say 20% at most, when it comes to anything political he is a complete faggot, but i like what he does with other stuff, eg large corporations

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ITT

>InfoWars is my trusted sauce of news

>>136503625
So his argument is not to hire anymore border agents because some might be corrupt? Literally retarded

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every ime

>>136517249
Oliver cites examples of corruption.
He left it up to the viewer to draw their own conclusions

>>136503625
>border patrol is severly underfuned and under trained
>trump wants to put more money and emphasis on it so it doesn't suck

I don't see what the problem is

Did John Oliver finally realize that the tenets of anarcho capitalism are superior to social democracy?

>>136505429
Your youtube down vote is worth more then your view.

>>136517971
I dont have a jewtube account so no its not.

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>>136503625
>Jon Oliver saying "us" in a british accent refering to americans, as if he was one of them

>>136503625
But he's a pro-immigrant fag so this means he should support what Trump is doing.

>>136517677
ah, the ole' jew stewart "i'm just a comedian" fallback. He wasn't trying to persuade people to his political view, he was just making a joke!

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>>136503625
Daily reminder than John Oliver is a liberal televangelist hack.

>>136503625

if you stop them from coming they win

he's right

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>>136519612
Wrong pic. Here you go. Also the link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf3vW0e_Wgc

>>136519576
>were as Reich wing media have to spoon feed their audience and walk them trough dystopian nightmares that never ever come to pass

Shouldn't we have been in FEMA camps under Obama?

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>>136503625
>worst
Fairly sick of all these brainlets desu

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>>136503625

Hes getting pretty desperate. He should also be sent back.

>>136521716
>He should also be sent back.


muh Safe Space

>>136503625
BASED

>>136503625
I wanna fuck that limey cunt's face with an axe. Just looking at him draws forth a primal rage.

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>>136503625
John Oliver is about as far right as it gets. Watch some of his other shit. All he does is bash Trump. He's a big fag for Obama and Clinton

>>136521381
Strawman argument and non sequitur.

>>136523453
hah I meant left fml sage

>>136521716
>He should also be sent back.
To the gas chambers?
>The so-called Anglo is a crypto-kike

>>136503625
>omg there could be DEVASTATING CONSEQUENCES
>the TERROR

I fucking hate libcucks.

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When will POL have the chance to fuck with John Oliver in a similar way POL fucked with shia during HWNDU. Can POL trick John into doing a virtual signaling campaign so that we can troll him IRL.

Why do people fall for this cunt? He was never anything in the UK, so he fucks off to the US and gets a stupid TV show to pander to the libshits.

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>>136503625

>John Oliver
>"redpilling" anyone

Holy fuck, you /leftypol/ cunts are real retarded, aren't ya?

>>136524247
>I'm so fucking NEW, the factory seals are still on

>>136524537

He doesn't realize he has just offended john olivers personal cocksucker. Maybe he'll send you an apology later.

>>136525114
Your butt hurt reply was ample enough apology, thx

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>>136503625
British millionaire tells us how everything will be worse because he is paid handsomely to do so.

fuck John Oliver I literally hope he gets cancer and dies so I don't have to see those goddamn crooked teeth ever again.

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fuck John Oliver

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piece of shit British cunt leaves his own hellhole country to get paid millions to tell us how our SUCCESSFUL country needs to be shitty in order to be correct.

GET CANCER JOHN. I HOPE IT HURTS AND IS SLOW AND YOUR WIFE CRIES FOR YEARS

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>>136527134
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS

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YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS

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oh it feels so good to sage this fucking cancer. I'm fucking beating off so hard right now.

>>136503625
The fuck is a failed comedian in the UK, yet libs in the US worship him. I have always hated America's belief that an English accent equals a higher intelligence and more sophistication. The Brits are not as smart as Americans think considering they self imported a Muslim/(((multicultural))) problem when they are on their own island.

>stronger borders means worse immigration

DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR IM SMART ENGLISH MAN DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

what more infuriating
a Brit telling Americans how our country should work
or the people that are buying up the shit he's saying?

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>>136527244
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>>136527134
god damnit I was one sage away from destroying this cancerous thread and you faggots had to bump it

>>136503625
>lets not hire any people to patrol the border because some of them might be mean
whoa. this guy knows his shit

>>136529127
>>136527194

>>136527767
The American equivalent to British GCSE papers are multiple choice

>>136503625
>make immigration worse
>when it's down more than 50% since he's taken office
ok

>>136503625
>implying john the cuck oliver redpills anyone on anything

Top KEK

>>136529275
Median US wage: $44k
Median UK wage: $27k
Also, take into consideration the US is 20% less white.

>>136503625

Trump has reduced illegal immigration by 70% without doing anything besides saying he will build a wall

That is an incredible achievement and it did not cost a penny

I don't know what to hate Trump for the most: being lazy and stupid, or having nefarious goals.

>>136529943
Trump has reduced captures at the border, the illegals are still here.

>>136529981
Trump is not stupid. He knows how to profit off bankruptcies and what buttons to push in order to get the masses to nuts for him.

>>136529761
It's not 27K dollars, idiot. It's 27K britbong moneys.

>>136529761
Brits don't have to sell their homes to afford Cancer treatment

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>>136529981
>>136530524
k

>>136530116
No they are all going to Canada

>>136530675
I was looking at the 2012 data which was 21 pounds. 27k pounds is 35k USD and they have a 40% tax rate
>>136530685
No, but they have to wait a year to see a general physician. Also, they can't report a rape and have to pay 40% tax rates in order to be diverse.

>>136530760
Lol! You think Trump actually speaks in the vernacular he does to not appeal to the rabble?

>>136530961
Got a source on that? Also, not that article that says "immigrants going north." 500 people does not compare to the 11-30 million illegals here. They are still here and as long as corporations have Republicans by the balls, will most likely stay.

>>136508284
man you need to apply more shilling skills, this post is liquid shit

Stronger boarder control is a good thing., and we've been getting it since January 20, 2017.

>>136503625
damnit john that monkey gag would have been funny without the sound effect and you immediately smiling like an idiot after you did it

>>136518852
He is an American citizen

>>136517249
He states clearly and is acknowledging that this time around they shouls get it right. No where does he state that they shouldnt hire more. How fucking retarded are you you faggot? Kys or get your brain checked out.

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>>136508284
Look at this bait guys, no STOP AND LOOK AT IT, it is perfect, the complete apparent lack of awareness, the absurd stupidity of the post, you KNOW the guy who made this knows everyone knows it's a bait and it just makes the temptation of replying, if only to point out it's bait, much higher.

This my friends is a bait made by a master of the fisherman craft.

>>136524398
Projecting this hard. I know since you saved a meme that you can relate to. Fucking kek

>>136530971
I can phone my NHS GP at 8:30 in the morning and get an appointment in the afternoon

>>136521301
>no sauce

>>136514396
>talks about how border patrol is boring 99% of the time and gunfights the remaining 1%.
Its all to convince liberals that Mexicans shouldn't be hired into border patrol and that we should only fill it with ex-servicemembers.

>>136503625
You retarded faggot, all that forced laughter from corn syrup addicted freaks. I hope you and your countrymen die choking on spic dick.

If John Oliver ever returns to Britain he will be murdered.

>>136503625
Bump

>>136534278
How does it feel to be cucked throughout history you faggot? At least Oliver has some sense to move out of that shithole you call an island.

>>136505429
dear diary,
today switzerland became honorary icelandic country

>>136532533
Dont you have a sister to save from a rapist you brazillion piece of shit? Why dont you make another stadium and have more of your people die while doing it?

>>136532141
>not knowing humor isnt what he thinks is funny

>>136503625
at 2:00
he said it

he said it, three scoops.

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>>136534707
wow rude

How does it feel to know that your congress is so corrupt nothing you or Trump does will prevent the US from turning into brazil in a few years? We are your future.

>>136535138
Lmaoooo

>admits currently living in a hell hole
>thinks he/she has the upperhand for saying that eventually america will be an equivalent shithole hypothetically

>>136535138
>>136535304
Also, feelgood.jpg being this aware.

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>>136535304
Nobody has the upper hand burger, everything you do is ultimately meaningless to stop the cogs of the machines. In the years to come when the US is as shitty as brazil several kids will be born there and just like me they won't be at fault from what their ancestors allowed to happen on their homeland.

Do you realize how ineffective banter is when compared to actually living in a hellhole?

Don't worry I don't blame you either for being one of those allowing it to happen, I know how insignificant an individual is on those situations.

Not a fan of a bong telling my why my country sucks.. especially after we kicked their asses in world war 2.

>>136503625
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPSSSSSSSSSSSS

>if you kill your enemy, he wins

>>136535718

>le double chinned faggy accent man

Please tell me more about who is revolting.

Also minions are cute, and bent on helping achieve world domination. Only a pussywhipped bluepill like Oliver Twatst would not like Miller more after the comparison.

I liked this ep but it seemed like he was just making a great point for having a wall instead lol.

Makes it sound so risky to hire more agents, walls can't take bribes, don't get bored, don't shoot people for target practice, don't drink.


Build that wall

>>136536560
>le national forehead reserve steve miller

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>>136503625
>John Oliver redpills you
that's your problem right there

>>136536725
Then you clearly dont understamd how much the wall would cost and not only that, maintaining the wall. Its just not possible you dumbass. All the land you need to cover that americans are being sued for by the government so they can take their property to bulid your imaginary concrete wall.

>le fence

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THREEEEE FUCKING SCOOOPS

>John Oliver redpills you on how Donald Trump could potentially make immigration worst.
He specifically argues against a poorly regulated mass hiring because unlike other jobs where someone can pick up the slack for a shit employee, it only takes one or two corrupt border patrol agents to create a drug or human trafficking pipeline which completely defeats the rest of the security net and he ends the episode calling for qualified individuals to seek employment with the border patrol while calling on others to stay away.

The fuck is the problem? You all bitch about women in the military because you're paranoid that they'll lower the standards to hire them and lower standards is exactly what happened the last time there was a mass hiring at border patrol.

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>>136529275
>The American equivalent to British GCSE papers are multiple choice

I'm calling bullshit on this and want you to cite your sources. The UK is one of the bottom performing countries in the developed world for education and is certainly not better than the USA.

>>136537056
>Then you clearly dont understamd how much the wall would cost
Less than the amount that's needed to maintain the number of patrol agents required to the whole border.

>imaginary concrete wall
Oh yes very imaginary much like the growing number of deported illegals is imaginary right?

>>136503625
>John Oliver
>Red pill
Choke on acid, throw some on your face, then go dilate yourself, finally, kys.

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>>136537056
They are being even more than fairly compensated for their land under the 4th Amendment. Also I love how liberals are suddenly deficit hawks when it comes to the wall. It's not much in the big picture and will likely save us money because illegals cost us far more than they contribute in addition to being cheap labor.

So Bush increased the numbers of border agents and numbers of illegals crossing dropped by half.
Great argument for Trump not to hire any more.

This unfunny bullshit made no sense whatsoever.

>>136530971
>No, but they have to wait a year to see a general physician. Also, they can't report a rape and have to pay 40% tax rates in order to be diverse.
I'm sure you read that on a reputable website.

>>136514028
Shockingly, my mother had a documentary on about the US border crossings, and one of the patrol members was actually a legal immigrant from Mexico.
You can imagine with inglese not being their primary language, you're gonna need locals to interpret for the USA.

>>136538740
The trade defecit for mexico isnt just sitting somewhere waiting to be used on something as stupid as a wall. Youre a fucking idiot if you think your meme based plan makes any sense. The cost would be more than 10 billion and trump himself said it might even be 12 billion. The roads needed to be built to transport the material alone would cost a lot. Seriously, i dont know if youre really this stupid.

How does it feel hearing our president beg the mexican president to not tell the press that they arent going to pay for the wall because itll "kill him"? Trump faggot.

>>136532339
he isn't

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>>136538740
>440 miles
>comparing it to a 2000+ miles of land

Just stop with this fantasy that immigrants are destroying this country you fucking delusional cuck.

>>136537991
From personal experience

Here is a typical GCSE question

>How does Lady Macbeth persuade her husband to her point of view?
>Extra marks for exposition, explanation and sources

Here is a typical American equivalent
>Is the Earth round?
>TICK WHAT U THINK

[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] Depending on what my pastor instructed me

>>136539834

Yeah, right. With literacy stats like those? Give me a break. 20% of adults in your country couldn't even read this post, and it's like 80 - 90% white compared to America's 50. You're a joke.

>>136540431
You know the saying about statistics?
Even Mark Twain complained about them; didn't you know that?

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>>136540431
>your country couldn't even read this post,
>what country?
The Soviet Union has not existed since 1991
Anyone using a hammer and sickle flag is unlikely to be Russian.
>history. It's a giant red pill.

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>>136538421
Podesta and friend

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>>136541529
You are aware that Donald raped a 13 yr old girl?

>>136541240
>>136541123

You're right. You guys could be from anywhere. You could even be the same person. Maybe a bald alcoholic with a lazy eye from Canada ! I guess we'll never know.

>>136541847

didnt putin sell him the girl?

im sure i heard it on tv

>>136541908
I do know that the UK education system is superior than the American counterpart

[ ] Yes
[ ] Waiting for my Pastors instructions

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>>136503625

Shoo shoo dentist-dodger