Gomenasai, my name is Adolf-Sama. I’m a 43 year old German

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Gomenasai, my name is Adolf-Sama.

I’m a 43 year old German Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my canvas, and spend my days perfecting my art and learning superior Japanese military tactics. (kamikaze, guerrilla, fighting to the last man)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through machine-gun barrels because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious Art Academy to learn more about their honorary aryan culture. I hope I can become a captain in the Imperial Navy or a Zero pilot!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around the bunker. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I demand my subordinates bow to me and I speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!