Do people actually envy Australians? What do the people of /pol/

>>136464846
It's complicated.

>>136464846
I think Australia is a completely irrelevant desert colony of inbreds and shitposters. Your relevance on the world stage goes only as far as your convenient strategic spot next to SE Asia.

Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, gives a flying fuck about Australia.

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>>136465058
>Thinks Australia is irrelevant
Thats just what we want you to think, we do all we can to scare you burgers off lest you invade us. If you knew what was really here you might invade and that would be an issue because we're fucking full.

Giving a fuck what wogs gooks or seppos think.

Fuckoff ya weakcunt.

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>>136464911
interdasting

>>136465455
Give me a second to smash this fucken' cone before I smash you cunt

>>136464846
your accent sounds funny
also you lost a war to flightless birds
also chinks are currently colonizing your country

>>136466036
All of this is true.

You didnt answer my question about your women?

Do German women lust for real man cock that us mighty Australians can provide them with? I'm sure they've been starved of it with the cuckification of your country fritz

>>136467037
>asking someone on a chinese carpenter forum what women think
I know a only a few women, not one of them has ever said anything about australians, sorry to dissapoint you

>>136467663
You are surrounded by women, how can you only know a few fritz?

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I used to think Australians were cool and just like us but then I went to Sydney and the average man looks like pic related. I don't know maybe it's just a city thing and I should've went to a smaller town.

>>136468009
maybe it has something to do with the fact that I dont want to know most of them

>>136468281
The men from the rest of Australia don't look like metrosexual faggots. Our big cities don't represent the rest of Australia well at all.

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>>136468764
Yeah that's what I figured, just like our cities here. Still had to make that meme though

>>136468922
Shitposts are obligatory in Australia themed threads.

When I was in America New York and L.A were nothing like the rest of America. It's a completely different culture and the people weren't that nice compared to your smaller towns, everyone else outside the cities was so much friendlier.

>>136464846
chances are the dude cap'd in OP is a cunt with a vpn / proxy.

>>136464846
Why would you envy Australians? Their one and only claim to fame, the title of best shitposters, was stolen from them by igloo niggers.