I've read the Koran and accepted Islam as the true religion.
What now?
>>136448605
Neck yourself.
>kys.
>>136448605
an hero for him
Dude you're like Cat Stevens
Come and ride the Peace Train
Oooh wah eeeeey
>>136448685
or Peace Truck more accurately
When you blow yourself up, please kill as many Muslims as possible, thanks.
>>136448605
Please don't blow yourself up. You can practice Islam and be peaceful.
>>136448605
Find a nice white muslima and breed white Islamic babies. Then remove all kebab from Pakistan. By the power if Allah leave no shitstain alive.
>>136448629
>>136448643
>>136448644
>>136448722
Suicide is forbidden in Islam
>>136448605
tickets to Europe should already be in the mail then
>>136448774
Give me your address and I'll bring my rope.
>>136448774
Haha ok
>>136448605
go outside & walk
1st person you meet, ask them if they are muslim
if so, shake their hand
if not, ka-blew-weee
>>136448605
Blow yourself up at the cube in Mecca. Give your great friends a warm send off to the heaven
>>136448605
Stone yourself
>>136448605
You kill yourself. That's the next step.
>>136448605
Go and remove all heretics distorting the true message of the prophet (PBUH).
>>136448605
Read the hadith and realise why it isn't.
KYS and use your new magic powers to ask (((Him))) why he was such a dick. Also did it make you allergic to sage?
>>136448605
Fuck a goat
>>136448605
ITT: the definition of bigotry
so much for christian love.
Throw some roof party mate
>>136449203
Do you really think the replies would be all that different if someone posted a thread about becoming a Christian or a Jew?
>kabooom!
>>136448605
Sage slide threads
>>136448629
fpbp
>>136448605
kill some gays; at least be of some use before you blow yourself up or get shot by law enforcement
Kill kurds
>>136449343
yes its different when a christcuck post these threads. You must be new here.
>>136449180
Serious question. So let's say you just switched religion and became a Muslim, does your desire to fuck goats suddenly increase or do you continue to fuck your dog?
>>136448605
>Koran
Top kek.
>>136448605
Fling yourself off a skyscraper for being a stupid faggot, as is custom.
>>136450312
If I moved to Canada, would my desire to fuck a Moose suddenly increase, or would I continue to fuck bald eagles?
>>136448605
Pratice Jihad and try to convert others, subvert others or kill them.
When there are nothing around to kill, subvert,lie to or kill. Then live as a happy muslim and wait for the world to end.
Any other questions?
>>136448605
Nice try fellow leaf.
>>136448605
you burn in hell
>>136450419
Bald Eagles with duck tape of course.
Drink camel piss and get killed by a drone.
so you believe in pedophilia like muhammed?
here is the evidence
sahih al bukhari 3896=Narrated Hisham's father:
Khadija died three years before the Prophet (ﷺ) departed to Medina. He stayed there for two years or so and then he married `Aisha when she was a girl of six years of age, and he consumed that marriage when she was nine years old.
حَدَّثَنِي عُبَيْدُ بْنُ إِسْمَاعِيلَ، حَدَّثَنَا أَبُو أُسَامَةَ، عَنْ هِشَامٍ، عَنْ أَبِيهِ، قَالَ تُوُفِّيَتْ خَدِيجَةُ قَبْلَ مَخْرَجِ النَّبِيِّ صلى الله عليه وسلم إِلَى الْمَدِينَةِ بِثَلاَثِ سِنِينَ، فَلَبِثَ سَنَتَيْنِ أَوْ قَرِيبًا مِنْ ذَلِكَ، وَنَكَحَ عَائِشَةَ وَهْىَ بِنْتُ سِتِّ سِنِينَ، ثُمَّ بَنَى بِهَا وَهْىَ بِنْتُ تِسْعِ سِنِينَ.
sahih al bukhari 5158= Narrated 'Urwa:
The Prophet (ﷺ) wrote the (marriage contract) with `Aisha while she was six years old and consummated his marriage with her while she was nine years old and she remained with him for nine years (i.e. till his death).
حَدَّثَنَا قَبِيصَةُ بْنُ عُقْبَةَ، حَدَّثَنَا سُفْيَانُ، عَنْ هِشَامِ بْنِ عُرْوَةَ، عَنْ عُرْوَةَ، تَزَوَّجَ النَّبِيُّ صلى الله عليه وسلم عَائِشَةَ وَهْىَ ابْنَةُ سِتٍّ وَبَنَى بِهَا وَهْىَ ابْنَةُ تِسْعٍ وَمَكَثَتْ عِنْدَهُ تِسْعًا.
>>136448605
an hero yourself in a large crowd of liberal feminists.
You will literally be doing God's work
>>136448774
nope
>>136448605
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Seriously though, you provide negative value to the world and the people around you, just do as Bo Burnham suggests and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByC8sRdL-Ro
>>136448774
Just consider it Jihad cock mongrel.
>>136452821
If suicide is forbidden, clearly they are not Muslims. Who are these terrorists?
>>136453203
christcucc false flaggers
>>136453203
'suicide' is only permitted if the muslim is in jihad mode and he gets killed killing the infidel, in this case islam's allah GUARANTEES heaven to the mujahideen (jihadi)
here is the evidence:
sahih al bukhari 2787= Narrated Abu Huraira:
I heard Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) saying, "The example of a Mujahid in Allah's Cause-- and Allah knows better who really strives in His Cause----is like a person who fasts and prays continuously. Allah guarantees that He will admit the Mujahid in His Cause into Paradise if he is killed, otherwise He will return him to his home safely with rewards and war booty."
fake/gay maoist 3rd eye jihadi muslim propaganda
/sage