Be me, an intellectual. >encounter person online, tumblr tard.

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Be me, an intellectual.
>encounter person online, tumblr tard.
>talking about her stupid LGB-go-fuck-yourself nonesense.
>something about equality
>stupid bitch.
>unfuse self from bed after starting to morph into it after 28 hours of browsing 4chan
>reluctantly go to corner store, grab frozen foods and some energy drinks for a hard night of doing jack shit.
>go to counter, stupid fuck names Janacklai or some gay shit behind counter
>Indian, probably jumped border. He owns the place but he probably extorted it
>he's probably a Jew, Judging by outrageous prices
>pay and leave, go back home.
>return to basement dwelling, see a notification.
>it's my neo-nazi Facebook group, they're orginizing a march in my city.
>spot comment, an uneducated fool named Derrick.
>"why are you guys marching in this city? Nobody cares about what you're saying, and you're all a bunch of lunatic racists."
>crack knuckles
>prepare to get educated, nigger.
>wait he's white, sorry.
>prepare to get educated, libtard.
>write two page long essay on how amazing my political standpoint is
>lots of mentions to glorious Hitler, and our god-given right.
>ask religion, knowing the answer already.
>"I'm Christian."
>no he's not. He's lying and believes in bullshit spewed by libtards.
>laugh heartily, get up from chair. Realize I've spent 3 hours arguing with this guy.
>oh well.
>leave, donn fedora, rock it soundly.
>be me, an intellectual.