Hey Im the anon from Germany who created the thread yesterday

>>136407130
Can you livestream?

>>136407130
Don't do it.

>>136407130
NK lets niggers in their country?

bar code readers are a thing

>>136407130
>ticket dated Aug 4

I'll give you a dollar if you can steal a propaganda sign from a hotel and smuggle it out. Not be a pussy and get caught, like that Otto guy.

>>136407130
Find a Nork qt and forcibly impregnate her

>>136407333
that's why he's going to be detained in good korea
because he's a moron
and he'll do moronic shit
nice digits btw

Enjoy your free lobotomy, Helmut.

be careful

>>136407466
was thinking the same thing

you don't need a barcode reader though, the numbers are not even completely obliterated

>>136407130
Is that hand supposed to count as ethnic German now?

>>136407130
Put up American flag stickers at your hotel lol it will be a funny prank

>>136407130
You will be welcome with open arms comrade. Do not believe the lies of the west, north korea is a prosperous nation. Why do you think the west not dare attack them. Come home comrade your utopia awaits :)

>>136407300
rodman

>>136407130

>Is there anything I should now what can possibly happen ?

U.S. invades soon, have fun!

>>136407799
checked

>>136407130

>those brown goblin hands

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Piss on the Juche Tower.

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don't do anything stupid.

>>136407799
Those digits don't lie

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>>136407130
good luck Dominik with your CIA MISSION TO ASSASSINATE NORTH KOREAN LEADER KIM JONG-UN

NORTH KOREAN PRESIDENT KIM JONG-UN WILL SURELY BE ASSASSINATED BY CIA AGENT DOMINIK FROM GERMANY BY WAY OF BEIJING ON TICKET 1202400987109

Thanks for spending money and supporting the North Korean regime. I'm sure that they know your plan to ASSASSINATE NORTH KOREAN PRESIDENT KIM JONG-UN is just a joke.

>>136407300
Kim is a fan of nigger ball

>>136407130
do a barrel bomb.

Steal a propaganda piece, they will reward you with vegetables

DON'T SAY THE N WORD

>>136408564
Nigger or Nuclear?

Should I delete my phone history ?

Can they read English ?

Why even go there?

>>136408840
Seriously I would be worried if I were you, all it takes is one person to somehow get a NK official to see this thread and you're likely to be detained in the least.

How many "dominik" last named people do you think there are on your flight? Blotting out your first name means NOTHING because you are readily identified.

I dont think anything will happen but because you posted this, I could see them detaining you as the spy you are.

>>136407130
Are you a tanned German?

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>>136407130
You fucked up reporting you to authorities

>>136407130
Hey get one of 'em cool posters for us. Shouldn't be hard, the have them everywhere.

>say you are basketball player, famous in germany
>find some guy who looks like you from a team
>get to meet kim
>tell kim he should just take all his money and move to america and buy a sports team

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>>136407130
Why do Germans go to NK on vacation? SK sounds way more enjoyable and Japan is like a boat ride away.

>>136409152

that's his first name

>>136408742
Nork.

>>136407130
Don't become an hero anon

>>136409339
>nice boat
No thanks

>>136409356
same shit, no point in blotting out anything. All it takes is one person to phone the NK embassy and say "there is a spy" on that plane by the name of dominik.

Seriously, I would feel sick if I were OP. He could easily end up like that brain dead guy.

>>136407130
You have to give lil Kim a gift

>>136409652
Oh stop trying to scare him. I mean, whats the worst that can happen

>>136407130
oh look. a glory-seeking retard who wants to be captured and tortured just so his name gets on the news and in the annals or history

moron

>>136409652
Kim Is a great leader, i just want to make vacation in that great country, why does everybody accuse me of being a spy

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>>136409339

>like a boat ride away.

hard pass

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>>136408840
Lies annon do not believe or give into to post like this>>136409152

It's been over 50 years since the west dared to strike at north korea. They know how powerful they've gotten and become. Originally they were fighting for their very existence. But now the tables have turned for it is america that is weak. Go to north korea annon make the journey i would recommend it to any fellow communist. Btw to any retards on this thread, incase the u.s were to invade north korea it would be a grave grave mistake. It would literally be stalingrad 2.0 before they even fucking made it to Pyongyang. U.S troops would get bogged down by superior NK artillery while china ultimately comes to NK's rescuse. Seriously Grow the fuck people, you're living in your echo chambers.

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>>136409748

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>>136408203
Big if true

>>136409949
>that's the joke

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>>136408203
Hello FBI

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>>136409880
Don't go, you will be fucked, some burger has already sent an email to Room 39

>>136407130
You get sentenced to 15 years hard labor and come home with brain damage.

>>136409949
Best Korea only did that because he was a kike.

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just make this a happening. I want to hear the normies here complaining abut NK.

>>136409880
Dude, it doesn't matter what you think or feel. The point is you went on a public forum and showed this info.

We all know how paranoid NK is, sure you'd normally be fine. But posting shit like this on 4chan is an attention getter and would likely raise their suspicions.

Good luck with the authorities.
Im actually just fucking with you but in all honesty, I wouldn't post shit about traveling to NK until its over.

>>136409949

That whole thing is bizarre.

Why'd they drag him off the plane, no wheelchair?

>>136409557
School Days was fucked up

Don't get botulism

>>136407130

Can you steal me a poster?

I bet the airplane food will be fucking phenomenal on that flight.

>>136410125
What does that mean ?

>>136410288
It was a private plane(so not very big) and they didn't drag him there is another guy carrying his feet. He was comatose. You don't put a coma person in a wheelchair.

>>136410511
It's the Lubyanka of DPRK.

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>>136410511

But seriously, stop making threads about this.

No good can come from it. Make a thread if/when you return.

>>136407130
>what not to do in North Korea.
be white

>>136410330
Glad someone caught it.

>>136407130
Get off the board Tyrone

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>>136407130
You are supporting NK by visiting this commie shithole, I hope you fall into a coma and die like the last cunt who was there.....

stole a memento of your trip

>>136407130
Steal a political flag

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>>136407130
Gas yourself for being a degenerate shitskin nigger faggot. You thought i wouldn't notice those darkie hands you fucking spook? Come back home, and we'll lynch your ass.

Get Kim Jong Un put on VACation.

>>136407130
>13F
OHH BABY YES PLEASE

>>136407130

tell them you just moved to Germany from America and got your citizenship

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>>136407130
FAKE AND GAY

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>>136410511
It means your hotel room is being prepared. Don't go.

>>136411177

WTF SAGE THIS SHITE

>>136407130
try taking something from the hotel and sell it on ebay later

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>>136407130
Gay and fake

>>136407130
>that Turkroach hand

>>136408203
topkek

>>136411348

FUCKING FRANKFURT CIA HONEYPOT THREADS REEEEEE

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Wish me luck !! I'll see you guys

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>>136411177
OK IS A GIANT LIAR!! LIIIIAAAAR!!!

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>>136411597
Still fake

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>>136411597
faggot

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>>136411597
Are you even trying ?

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>>136411597
I'm calling Kim, they will abduct your whole family this night

>inb4 OP goes to prison for using 4chan in north korea

>>136411913
Pls don't missjeu

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>>136411776
>1776
checked

>>136407130
Don't take ANYTHING.
Don't giggle when they tell you Kim Jong-Un slays 100% top shelf poon all day long.
Do exactly what the guide or handler tells you and don't stray from that AT ALL.
Be pleasant and respectful.
Don't fuck any nork women.

Do all of this to the letter and you have at least a 40% chance of coming home alive when you're supposed too.

>>136407130
There was a czech documentary where local guy looked under a rug in hotel room and the floor under the rug was plastered with pages from nork kids school exercise book. That one where you practice letters by writing them over and over.
Try snooping a bit around yoir room

NK is literally more dangerous than going to Sadr City, Iraq and burning a mohammed effigy while eating pork BBQ ribs, and wiping your ass with a koran.

At least getting your throat slit by Achmed ends things fast, rather than being turned into a vegetable by vivisection.

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>>136408203

>>136411020
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