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>2024, turn on TV
>see this
>"Please raise your right hand and repeat after me"
>I, Alexander Emerick Jones do solemnly swear
>I, Alexander Emerick Jones do solemnly swear
>that I will faithfully execute
>that I will faithfully execute
>the Office of President of the United States
>the Office of President of the United States
>and will to the best of my ability
>and will to the best of my ability
>preserve, protect and defend
>preserve, protect and defend
>the Constitution of the United States
>the Constitution of the United States
>so help me God
>so help me God
>Congratulations Mr. President
https://youtu.be/A1wXEEQBHeQ?t=4
What would be in his speech?
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Gay Frogs of course
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Yeah but seriously, have you ordered your chinese vitamins yet?
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>>136405769
Something about
>BUY MUH VITAMINS
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THE PEDOPHILES WILL PAY
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I have a better chance of being elected than Schlomo Waterfilterberg
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https://youtu.be/-BghC7JHYpI?t=542
>Jones turns around to the elite and former presidents at the inauguration
>LISTEN YA GODDAMN JACKASSES
>YOU KEEEP PUSHING YOUR CRAP YOU'RE GONNA GET WHAT YOU WANT!
>YOU WANNA PLAY?
>YOU WANNA PLAY?
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If he ran for president I actually believe he'd make it to the debate stages. probably wouldn't be elected but he would get damn well pretty close. And then, liberals would be so at a loss of hope for america that they'll actually move to canada this time and alex jones will end up being president 4 years later.
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This is the cia or Alex
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>>136405769
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcw3joGfaa4
dont make MSM pull these clips out.
>you BTFOd
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>>136407079
they really are good vitamins
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>>136405769
>"Ask yourself what are you doing in this time of great challenge?! What are you doing to unlock minds?"
>"WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING!!! RAAAWWWWWWWRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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>>136405769
>What would be in his speech?
BUY MY SNAKE OIL AND PRETEND YOU'RE FIGHTING AGAINST GLOBALISTS BY MAKING ME RICH
RAWRR
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>>136410276
Could you just imagine the shit that would come out of his mouth? Calling his opponents child-killing parasitic demons and telling the moderators they are goblin servants of SATAN!
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