ITT: Times you fucked over a sand nigger >Be me >Senior

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ITT: Times you fucked over a sand nigger
>Be me
>Senior year of high school just ended
>Made a Muslim "friend" over the year
>He's just a really annoying kid that won't leave me alone, thinks we're really friends
>Texts me every day asking to hang out
>Start to get pissed, so I formulate a plan
"Yeah sure we could hang out today."
"Oh cool, thanks anon."
>Rename contact to a bomb emoji
>Shows up at my place about 2 hours later
"Hey anon where's your bathroom?"
>Point him to the bathroom
>Phase one has begun
>Earlier, I put three Bibles in the bathroom, all visible and cover showing
>While he's in the bathroom, I make sure all of the other phase one traps are in order
>TV is on a Christian channel when turned on
>PC background is a Bible verse
>More Bibles in obvious locations
The goal of phase 1 is to make the bomb as uncomfortable as possible.
>Comes out of the bathroom, looks visibly annoyed

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