American drivers are fat and lazy. Their roads are stupidly wide

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American drivers are fat and lazy. Their roads are stupidly wide and simple and thus accommodated to suit this type of driver. American driving tests are so easy a child could finish them. There's absolutely no skill, professionalism and effort involved compared to driving an automotive vehicle on West European roads. American drivers would never survive a day on European roads. Europeans learn to drive stick from the day they are born. Nobody drives an automatic, except lazy and inept people (handicapped). Driving test in the United States consist of 5 lessons, one in Western Europe consists of 40 to 50 man hours with a professional and licensed driving instructor. In the first lesson the learner is already expected to fully learn how to drive stick and be able to ride on efficient European highway system and the German Autobahn. Your parking skills in different scenarios, your city-center driving, highway skills, your car control, viewing behavior, whether you give priority, catching up, input and output, driving at intersections and roundabouts, acting in stressful and dangerous situations, interactions with civil servants, understanding all major traffic rules and signs, using navigation, using the lights in different environments, inspecting and maintaining the vehicle, positioning and understand the technicalities involved, are all tested. The total exam takes 1 hour to complete. American drivers would simple get a heart attack from their high Cholesterol
levels and be total inept children if they were put on European roads. This is also why they need gigantic vehicles to make up for this lack of skill. No shame in admitting it. Put a European driver against an American and the European would win every time. Leave the toy "cars" to the Americans, while the Europeans will stick with driving the true Automobile. Heh, you think you can drive? Come to Europe. I dare you, faggot.