/our guy/ elon musk dodged a bullet.
He succesfully pumped and dumped the succubus.
>http://entertainment.inquirer.net/237529/amber-heard-tech-ceo-elon-musk-reported-split
FUCK YES
>>136382269
Time to buy more shares.
>>136382269
the absolute madman actually did it
He did good cutting loose the succubus.
we can only hope she didnt suck too much of his life force from him
Do not pass go
Do not collect $20 million in alimony
>>136382269
>elon musk allegedly dumped amber heard but just liked her new instagram photo which is psychotic
why do lonely roasties make comments like this about successful roasties relationships?
BASIC GESTALT ON AMBUH HEERD:
>golddigger
>slut
>false accusations of assault
>financially rapes men
>literally evil
This is fucking fantastic.
>>136383322
i wonder who her next victim will be.
>>136382269
>celebrity anti-family bullshit
/pol/ are a bunch of goy suckers. Stop projecting your insecurities onto women. That's reddit shit
>>136382269
>dated her for a year, likely given her hundreds of thousands of dollars
>pumped and dumped
Musk is still a cuck supreme, but at least he didn't marry her
She really is a 10 though
>>136382269
>http://entertainment.inquirer.net/237529/amber-heard-tech-ceo-elon-musk-reported-split
> Sarah Emerson
@SarahNEmerson
>elon musk allegedly dumped amber heard but just liked her new instagram photo which is psychotic
LOL what. Why is this psychotic ? Women are batshit insane
>>136382269
Have you ever seen Amber Heard with no makeup?
I've seen mugshots from Florida that were more attractive.
She's one of those people that has only manufactured beauty.
There are some girls out there that look better with makeup, sure, but they still look fucking gorgeous without. Amber is not one of those people.
omg elon musk he made an electric car company and a rocket company!!! so innovative, truly one of the greatest thinkers of our time. he has surpassed what tesla dreamed he would be 100-fold by now
>>136383673
this
>>136382908
don't musk is in big shit right now, hyperloop is about to crush him.
played that vagina like a damned fiddle
>>136382269
Good for him. Great job.
>>136383446
no anon, this woman's Modus operandi was to get it on with rich men and then suck them dry in a lawsuit.
She was never going to start a family.
>>136383822
larp much?
>>136383882
this
>>136383829
Time to sit tight for a while and decide on whether or not to buy shares.
>>136382269
ABSOLUTELY BASED. But I fear this faggot will date a chink next.
>>136383829
reason doesn't apply to stocks
Tesla has made nothing but losses and the stock still climbs and climbs
>>136383571
nah.
she is a 7 who thinks she is a 10.
He finally figured out she's a lesbian.
>>136384083
It will be fun if he dated a poo
>>136384207
The problem is that reason doesn't apply to stocks until it does.
>>136384083
Mestiza's are the superior women! Elon must find himself a Mestiza or die alone like Tesla did.
>>136384330
No high caste hindu women will date this faggot, no matter how many billions and millions he got.
Feels good to have backward ass parents.
>>136384497
Agreed
She has 4? (Maybe) child bearing years left? Her usefulness is literally drying up. No surprises here
>>136384617
Why do you say that brah?
>>136382269
>newfags can't even into archiving
http://archive.is/NfT8H
>Elon "Pimp Daddy" Musk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2wRvhbJIQQ
>>136382269
Elon Musk is MGTOW AF.
He dates them, he fucks them left and right and when he's done he moves on. He's already been married once and he don't falling for that trap again.
>>136382269
Elon Musk, is not /ourguy/.
>>136384958
We don't date/marry outside community.
>>136385199
>imblying http://entertainment.inquirer.net don't deserve their shekels for bringing us this story.
>>136385405
He already has 5 spawns? Fug
>>136382269
shut up you faggot. elon musk may be your guy and you can go suck his dick all you want, but he's nothing but a left wing globalist piece of shit here
>>136385953
>makes electric car
>over priced
>even if he sold out his inventory, it still wouldn't generate a profit
>government subsidies
WEW HE'S OUR GOY!
>>136384275
She's a 10 anon. Or post a 10 to compare what you think a 10 is.
>>136382269
Yes, Elon dodged a bullet.
>>136384083
POO
>>136386859
this is a real 10 anon
>>136382269
>Elon Musk
>our guy
No
>>136387629
>posts a transsexual
Your waifu a shit
>>136387678
>
LOOOOOOOOOOO
>>136384497
his first wife was classy and a babe he shoulda kept her
>>136387629
>black hair/brown eyes
>shitskins in charge of what's attractive
THOT PATROLLED
She'll throw a false rape/assault claim on him
Just give it a few days
>>136387847
>thinks all womem are tranny men
You might be gay anon
>>136387880
>Brown Hair is not white
>American
Seems to check out.
>>136386859
She is a solid 9.5 anon.
>>136382269
She looks like a succubus worth a little of your soul.
>>136382269
DO you think she cummed in her mouth before leaving her?
>>136386859
>>136382269
Succubus... what the problem of it? Will not suck your money, has extra sexual abilities.... and no. I don't watch hentai and I'm married.
>>136383560
$100,000 to elon musk is like $1 to us. This shit is literally chump change to him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J6BQDKiYyM
We know that rich man always find young girls as wifes/gf but is the opposite true? Do rich women find young men?
>>136383348
pls share i dnt have instagrem
hot 30+ woman no children thats the real trdgedy here no wonder shes insane. fuck hollywood
>>136383972
You should have bought when it was down.
Bought at 126,61 Euro, Gordon Gecko out.
When they will stay above 400 for while a stock split will happen mark my words, mybe you should wait for that.
But the stock is destined to go up, you will see 1000 per share in a few years, laugh now cry later.
>>136383366
You forgot
>hottest woman on earth
That's worth a lot
>>136384207
It rises because they're at the forefront of a disruptive technology in stylish electric vehicles.
The idea is that sustaining improvements will push them to the price point that makes them more than competitive with existing auto makers
>>136383560
That's like a normal guy spending a couple grand while dating a girl over a year. Literally nothing for hot pussy.
>>136392844
2/10 would not bang
>>136384275
She's maybe a 7 in his social circle, but she's a ten when compared to the general population.
>>136386859
>>136390876
rat face
>>136390876
Too tall
Pretty face, but no boobs and she's over 30. King Gibsmedat could get a better trophy.
>>136393833
Hips too narrow. Try again
>>136391856
Rich women date male models.
they become suger mommy's.
Rumor is that he is dating Caitlin Jenner.
>>136384083
isn't that the only logical progression ? roastie whore cum dumpster followed by pure east asian waifu
>>136387629
Her right breast hangs lower than the left. 6/10.
>>136390876
she's a solid there'll always be hotter 17 year old sluts than her at the club/10
>billionaire and future supervillain pumps his man gravy into Amber Heard for a few months before throwing her in the garbage with nothing
The man operates on a different level to us lowly plebs.
>>136395057
>136395057
Yeah, but he learned from past mistakes, elon maried the same woman twice.
>>136383815
>Have you ever seen Amber Heard with no makeup?
I've seen her pics from the fappening and she looked pretty decent...
>>136390876
She's 3/10 at best
>>136382269
just look at that photo for example
so vacuous
you can tell she posed for that. she wanted to live like a supermodel or something lol
but eli saw right through that shit
what an embarrassment
>>136382269
>>136382269
>HyperFuck
Almost like he read the threads here about him?
>>136395987
the only thing I get looking at this video is revolusion and disgust
>>136395987
>pay attention to me i have a vagina u should be worshipping me :^)
yeah nah
>>136395872
Jesus fat disgusting cow
>>136383446
> defending a succubus that already claimed a previous victim
This is a 10.
>>136396294
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
>>136396369
and this is a fucking 4.
LEARN THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE YOU THIRSTY VIRGIN KEKS
>>136396369
Remove the makeup. Solid 1.5
>>136396446
Me neither. Fat disgusting cow she is
>>136396369
fat arms, long face like an alien, obviously hiding fat under shirt, legs too swole like from a man.
Disgusting
>>136396493
FAG
>>136396369
Serious gypsy features
>>136393833
9/10, face could be better.
>>136387850
Behind every beautiful, single woman, is a man who is tired of putting up with her shit.
>>136396369
mongrels can't be 10s, gypos top off at 8
you virgins have slanted the scale to the point its useless
>>136396514
You are literally and I mean LITERALLY not figuratively a fucking homofag.
>>136396899
shoddy tits
alium
7
>caring about celebrity relationships
Jesus Christ how far can /pol fall
>>136396899
>wrinkles under eyes
>spots on the skin
>skin itself looks tired and diseased
DISGUSTING
>>136396995
>>136397136
Nigga you gay
>>136382269
This woman has a fucked up track record.
If they had married without a pre-nup should would've literally ruined Man's chances to getting to a higher state of technological achievement.
Imagine getting to Mars vs demoralizing a genius and robbing him of assets and hindering all of mankind
Here;s another 10 for you homos
>>136397250
That's not Amber heard that is the girl who plays Lagertha on Vikings
>>136397020
its not about the whore, its about the guy.
Elon musk is one of the few pushing for cheap spaceflight.
We where afraid that the whore would mary and then sue him for half his shit, litterly destroying humanity's last change of going to space before the lefties completly take over.
>>136397332
Yes? Can't you read fag? >>136396369
>>136396463
>>136397250
what's that, her 20 years ago?
she aged like garbage, not a 10 bub
>>136397020
Typical American dumb as shit can't see one or two moves ahead
>>136397405
I wasn't following your picture spam Mr
president of the lagertha fan club
>>136384306
Isnt she a lesbian, and he's gay
>>136383366
You mean:
BASIC GESTALT ON WOMEN:
>golddigger
>slut
>false accusations of assault
>financially rapes men
>literally evil
MGTOW
>Fuck your anime figurines, goyim!
>>136397629
Ok I lol'd. I tip my hat to you good sir.
>>136397636
No he's a hardcore romantic and can't see the truth about women. Remarried an ex etc
>>136382269
So... We are going to send communists to die on Mars when?
>>136397655
You mean:
BASIC GESTALT ON WOMEN (if you're a pathetic bitchboy omegamale and possibly a shitskin as well)
>>136383571
>>136384275
>>136393488
>>136386859
>Amber Turd
>being anything but a 2.3
>>136394068
Stop being a manlet.
>>136390876
Candice is an absolute goddess
>>136382269
She's going to anounce she's prego with his kid a month from now.
>>136397729
>>136397729
Lol are there fedoras in your based land?
Kathryn is a goddess I'll give you that.
>>136397849
>Implying im not a gamma ray male bursting through your web of lies
>>136397334
>We where afraid that the whore would mary and then sue him for half his shit, litterly destroying humanity's last change of going to space before the lefties completly take over.
This is stupid. All his intellectual property is free.
>>136398075
I've seen a couple teens wear them outside the high school next to my office. The younger generations are degenerate even here.
>>136382269
A neet that can pump and dump!
Is elon the ultimate wizard?
>>136382269
>>136394549
BUCKLE UP BUCKAROOS
>>136393833
I-I really like those breasts, heh.
>>136382269
>/our guy/
lmao okay
>>136397325
Very good taste, Petar
>>136382269
she didnt blend her highlighter that well
>>136386313
Here's the ICE shill. That didn't take loan.
>mfw Tesla is turning 25% profit margins on every single care they make and they reinvest all of it in their own company
You must be one of those idiots who thinks Amazon isn't worth anything because they're didn't turn a profit last quarter. Go be a retard somewhere else
>>136383366
Wasn't she also a lesbian at one point before she met Johnny Depp?
>>136383571
6 at best
>>136382269
Elon is pretty alpha
>founded his first company, Zip2, when he was in his early 20s
>bought a fucking McLaren F1 as soon as he had made a few million (pic related)
>has founded several companies afterwards (X.com which became PayPal, Tesla, SpaceX, The Boring Company)
>is such a generous guy that he provided the idea for SolarCity and Hyperloop, but let other people found the companies
>has 5 kids
>his first wife was pretty hot
>his second wife, Talulah Riley, was even hotter
>hooks up with Amber Heard, who's pretty hot, then dumps her ass cause he don't need that gold digging ho
/our guy/
>>136395987
its charlotte
>>136398746
Johnny Depp would also be considered a soft transition
Amber Heard is the second most beautiful woman in the world.
Number one is, obviously, Cara Delevinge.
Both are goddesses though.
In any case, cheers to the Tesla Guy. He probably saw that bitch in the movies, and had a thing for her. Fucks her in the pussy for some months, and bye bye.
>>136399721
the girl that looks like carl sagans dad is somehow the most beautiful girl and not the girl from vikings that other guy is posting about?
have u ever seen hd pictures of cara? her mustache? or her without makeup? literally carl sagan
>>136399369
>left all his kids and his first wife to rot and doesn't give them any money
>has to get surgery to fill in balding because he has inferior genes
>is scamming retards by trying to sell a huge tube full of pressurized gas that will explode if it has a tiny crack in it
>>136399897
I love every part of her. Her eyebrows, her porky nose, her body, everything.
She's the queen of beauty, the Aphrodite of this era.
only a 10 if its got a dick, huh, faggots?
back to your trap thread
>>136398524
For you
>>136400040
>>136383829
Musk and Tesla have nothing to do with Hyperloop.
>>136384207
Investment makes a company grow.
People like you don't understand growth and entrepreneurship and how companies actually work.
>>136400470
KEK
>>136383560
that's nothing to both of them
amber is worth 10's of millions.
>>136384275
>>136397866
>>136399194
Post pretty hands pls.
>>136400040
Based on your taste you're also into 10 year old boys
Cara is absolutely disgusting, bottom of your barrel "model"
>>136399721
That's a trap m8.
>>136397866
JUST
Make up is fucking criminal
>>136399721
She's a fucking tranny, dude. She used to have a huge cock, but she got it snipped.
>>136398726
Lol, you're such a cuck
There bottom line reflects subsidies, you bottom feeding retard.
>>136382269
More like he avoided self-immolation, unlike the vehicles he produces.
>>136387629
No it isnt you mong. She is a 7 out of chin.
>>136401108
This.
A natural 7/10 is a million times more attractive than a 4/10 that becomes 10/10 under 50 tonnes of makeup.
>>136401369
Unfortunately most women these days just pile on the makeup and end up with terrible skin and end up landing better guys than they normally would skewing the dating market.
>>136383882
yep 100% true some idiots just don't get it
POST WALL
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JUST
>>136397866
who is this ugly girl?
>>136386859
This is a 10
>>136382269
YAY our memes had an effect.
>>136405728
noass.jpg
>>136382269
oh thank Jesus
>>136396446
3DPD
>>136396369
Until you watch one of her interviews and realize she's a fucking retard.
5/10
>our guy
What a dumbass
>>136382269
>/our guy/
>elon musk
Pick one
>>136382269
ROASTIES BTFO
alpha as fuck
>>136406917
Nothing wrong with her ass
>>136407887
except it's barely there
>>136386859
>>136408048
>chubby girl
>has ass implants
>>136400040
That's a man, baby
>>136408298
>thinking they're implants or she's chubby
you just don't know thicc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzRnqNW_Xbc
>>136408579
Fuck off jamal
>>136408778
thicc is the classical european beauty standard kike
you can try to pretend it away but thinn is a jewish meme courtesy of bernays
>>136408048
fat and ugly
>>136408959
You're a tranny.
Look up what Julius Caesar wrote about the THICC germanic women vs the thinn meds. He was into the THICC.
>>136397325
>I'm actually a pan sexual.
>>136399721
Not to be all plebbit in here but she looks like grumpy cat
>>136394195
t. kate upton
>>136408086
I'm afraid that's a 10.
>>136386859
>>136407583
This, fucking reddit cucks ruined this board
>>136409154
pls just kys. people have preferences. pls just end it
>>136409486
I agree that can be a 10 only if she is:
between 18 to 21
that face if she is 28 = 9.9
>>136410101
No, I prefer to stay and irritate you, pleb.
>>136408086
This is literally the most 10/10 girl in all the world
>>136398746
There is nothing wrong with lesbians.
>tfw no anglo gf
>>136382269
Thank heavens. We might actually get to Mars instead of Musk having to liquidate his assets to pay off the future divorce-rape.
>>136409299
it's fucking cute but agreed
>>136383673
>what is hyperbole
women are funny get over it
came to this thread, came
>MARS>PUSSY
>>136408086
Is her as well
>>136413085
P E R F E C T
>>136415539
mummie is 10/10
>>136396811
>there exist girls with a face an entire point better than her
post the 10, or at least a 9.5 with a .5 flaw
>>136399964
dude that's not how the hyperloop works
>>136393833
Oh my goodness that cute lil butt
>>136399964
I'm going to translate Retardenese into English for everyone:
>left a golddigger who wanted his money and company
>is so wealthy he can afford to get his hair back and reverse his aging
>allows engineers to build great works
This leaf is going to get raked.
>>136399964
nigger the hyperloop is the exact fucking opposite how are you this retarded
he sucks the air out to prevent air resistance not pump it in
Good for him , elon musk is still a cuck though
>>136383397
>i wonder who her next victim will be.
I hear that Dilbertman has made a low ball offer to replace his current live in whore...
He's hoping he can seal the deal through...persuasion...
>>136418058
dilbert man needs another order of magnitude of net worth to get onto Amber Heards radar. The price of that caliber of pussy has already been established.
>>136383446
Elon Musk has a shit ton of kids though.
>>136384617
This is a quality spurdo
>>136386859
This is a 10/10.
>>136418235
>dilbert man needs another order of magnitude of net worth to get onto Amber Heards radar. The price of that caliber of pussy has already been established.
1. She's been ejected by both her most recent marks (Johnny Depp and billionaire Elon)
2. Johnny Depp's net wealth is $75 million (since he spunks it all away), which is the same as Dilbertman.
So if there is any anomaly, it is being able to vine swing from Johnny Depp to Elon Musk quickly enough, but not be able to get her teeth into her mark to make some real money.
>>136418938
>This is a 10/10.
Tats and fake tits.
Nope. She's a 6 on a good day.
>>136382269
She's relentless
>>136418938
She's not even a proper human.
>>136420520
she's a fembot and it's perfect
>>136382269
Reminder that if you pay US federal income tax you picked up a part of that tab
>>136382269
if Elon Musk is /ourguy/ then why the fuck did the faggots who made Gone Home make him President in-universe in their new game, Tacoma? literally everything else in their speculative future worldbuilding is liberal bullshit—there's no white men, <50% of people are gay, Calexit happens... so why did they make Musk President?
quick rundown on Musk and why he's so great pls
>>136405475
jesus christ.. i remember thinking she was a 9/10 in Pineapple Express
10/10
>>136405475
she's still attractive... just has a black eye
>>136397866
>implying she didn't do everything she could to look beat up and rattled for courts
>implying she didn't stay up all night
>implying she didn't force herself to cry all night (she's literally an actress)
Honestly though, she's still ~8 here, considering she's not wearing makeup
>>136401550
Imagine if guys could artificially increase their height and muscle mass by applying chemicals in the morning. That is what makeup does for women.
>>136382269
so he fucked her for free?
>>136387850
She spent like 10 years suing him and even trying to gain control over his companies.
>>136393665
i can see how she lures men into her trap and hypnotizes them. demonic woman
10/10
>>136427411
he paid for dinners and shit i'm sure
>>136383829
If Hyperloop is a major success and Elon goes to Mars, do you think the TSLA stock will not hit 2000?
Fuck yeah. Good job buddy. Whores and cunts btfo.
>>136418938
5.8/10. What are you idiots down under smoking?
>>136382269
Is that Kelly Bundy?
>>136396061
>revolusion
me too, comrade!
>>136383571
The problem is you younger fellows who haven't had many relationships so you go around looking at a woman and thinking well, she looks like a 10 to me. The problem is, you have to get to know a woman for more than, for example, three months and you have to actually see her without her makeup on and in the morning after she's had a few beers the night before and maybe deal with her when she's in a bad mood. Suddenly your idea of a 10 will take a drastic turn. It just doesn't work this way, you see. Women can't be numbered very easily by just looking at them like that. They're not thoughts or feelings or something you see on a TV screen or in a video game. They're actual human beings, and they fart and they smell sometimes and they act like fucking weirdo bitches and they'll give you a hard time at the drop of a dime if they're in the wrong mood. Just give it a few years. Get yourself a few women in your life and you'll eventually realize the truth is there just isn't a 10 out there. They don't exist. That's the red pill on women. I offer this advice for free so please take it as it is. But just realize that sometimes the advice you get for free is the best goddamn advice you'll ever get in your life.
After comparing the cavernous tunnel he's digging, he could compare it to Heard's vagina and estimate an average
He thought "no"
For real though, what I read was that heard was felt like she was just starting her career and I doubt elon musk cares one bit and works 100 hours a week because he's a baller
>>136408086
in modest clothing this is still a 10
B A B S
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>>136432917
Good advice for the youngsters. When my dad saw I was taking an interest in girls he simply said "Anon, they're strange blokes."
>>136432917
>picture of a woman
>think about her feelings
bitch, I'm looking at her pure physical appearance when making this judgement. Ofcourse, women you meet have other means of grade
>>136408086
who is that?
>marrying a female celebrity
You must have a death wish