The Virgin Proddy >is "rational" >unsure of himself

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The Virgin Proddy
>is "rational"
>unsure of himself
>actively goes out and tries to "find" his spirituality
>parents never made him go to church
>public schooling
>carries a condom in his wallet at all times, been the same one for years
>met with the local female pastor a few times for "guidance"
>cries in private
>teetotal, never does drugs
>an atheist but calls himself agnostic so not to offend anyone
>talks about "protestant wageslave ethic" and is a Prussiaboo
>if anyone asks him about anything religious he gets nervous and changes the subject
>loves Israel and jews
>is publicly anti-racist but privately doesn't like "browns" and is uncomfortable around them
>just wants everyone to get along
>tries to "reason" with other faiths

the Chad Catholic
>Faith > Reason
>unwavering belief in God, Lord Jesus, and the Holy Spirit
>knows the Pope is the only true representative of God on earth and that his word is absolute
>has a personal Saint
>has a biblical name
>large uncut dick
>never wears protection
>profusely hairy
>wears a large crucifix openly at all times in addition to a variety of holy trinkets and charms
>speaks Latin and Greek
>was forced to go to Mass as a kid under threat of beating, now does the same with his kids.
>only dates Catholic girls, abuses all others
>has illegitimate children with non-Catholics, he ensured they were all raised Catholic as well
>has at least one cross tattoo
>drinks heavily, does copious amounts of psychedelics
>openly racist, privately friends with an extremely diverse group of fellow Catholics
>proud anti-semite, has burned down a synagogue before and blamed it on the moslems.
>knows the Church is the only true path, reasons with his fists.