You're in a room with a revived Adolf Hitler. You have

No thank you.

>>136352672
Mein Fuhrer, how do I get to the Antarctic base/middle earth/Hyperborea?

This place is shit without you. Also, you were right.

>>136352672
Fuck if I know I don't speak German.

omfg you are literally Hitler!

>>136353176
Also he is fluent in all the world's languages.

>>136352672
you were right all along, and you did Nothing Wrong.

thank you for doing all you could trying to save the World.

>>136353241
Shitpost for a few hours on whether Anglo's or Nordics are superior.

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>>136352672
How do I save the West from the Jewish menace?

>>136353341
Well I think we all know the obvious answer to that.

>>136352672
I show him pepe and explain its political significance.

>>136352672
The pantheon was built and ancient philosophy still taught today was being developed in Greece while the Germanics were still living in mudhuts

Care to explain why your master race is superior to the mediterainians?

>>136352672
I would tell him about Putin, Trump, North Korea tensions and how it's handled just to see him suffer

>>136352672
Ask him what the true end game of jews are

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>>136352672
just hug him a cry

>>136352672
Your eyes aren't blue, your paintings are shit and you couldn't even finish the race, kys. I bet it will BURN so hard.

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>>136352672
'We didn't lose. As long as one of us still holds the idea in our hearts we will never lose.Thank you Mein Führer, Sieg Heil *salutes* '

>>136353813
and*

>>136353757
basically he was WE WUZ as most nordicasts are

>>136352672
>Adolf Hitler
>dies

just kys already you mongoloid scum

>>136352672
Hold a mock trial and then hang him, finally justice.

>>136352672
I would ask him how he escaped Berlin '45 and where he lived afterwards.
Who were his financiers?
How many Jews were killed?
How big is the Nazi underground?
When will the Fourth Reich emerge?

>>136352672
you fucking blew it faggot. Saged.

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>>136352672
TWO WORLD WARS
ONE WORLD CUP

DOO DA
DOO DA

>>136352672
Call him controlled opposition nonstop, of course.

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>>136352672
Are you a jew?

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>>136352672
There are some autists on a thing called internet that thinks you´re a pretty cool dude

I would shake his hand and thank him for trying. I would then tell him about what happens after he is gone, including what happens to Germany.

Hitler would cry and I would pat him on the back and console him while I slowly unzip his pants and pleasure him orally one last time before he goes.

I'd write a downfall meme with him.

"Heil Mein Führer."

Then I'd ask him for an autograph. Ask what WWI was like, brief him on the situation today, and ask his advice on what to do to fix the world today

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>>136353290
and also, i would ask him what he Thinks of the Modern World, and Figures like Trump or Putin, or anyone else.

and i would also ask if the thinks if there is any hope left now.

and what he thinks of Pepe the Frog, and how there are Hitler Pepes like pic related.

and what he thinks of those Downfall Parodies on Youtube, or all other Memes.

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>>136352672
WHER DA GOLD AT? I WAN THA GOLD!

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Tell him about the current situation with the jews. Ask for advise. Say thank you.

>>136354426
Cuck

>>136354542
>and Figures like Trump or Putin, or anyone else.
He'd tell you that they are a disgrace

>>136352672
I kill him again
>"die, nazi scum"

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>>136354058
You're in a room with a revived Mikhail Bakunin.

You have a couple of hours to talk with him before he dies again.

What do you say?

'There are some autists on a thing called internet that thinks you´re a pretty cool dude'

>>136352946
no step on snek

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>>136352672

Shave your ridiculous stache before you die.

>>136352672
I don't speak German and Hitler hates me, so we're sitting like that for few hours in awkward silence

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>>136354688
Gold is with monarchy in UK and Switzerland.

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"Whats your favorite vidya game?"

"All your followers are autistic now and socialism is for cucks."

>>136352672
I will thank him for all what he did and then I will hug him like the father that I have never had.

>>136352672
Atleast you tried, thanks Adolf...

>>136352672

"you degenerate drug junkie."

Who were you really working for?

Why did Stalin kill more of (((them))) than you?

>>136353962
There's a show with this exact premise called "The Man in the High Castle."

>>136352672
>revived
He is still alive OP

Show him the absolute state of Europe today along with a healthy serving of BLACKED.com and tell him it's all his fault.

>>136355733
>Hitler is 128 years old

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>>136352672
Adolf my man whatcha doin? You look well for a dead man you know...Oh come on don't look so gloomy ffs.what if Anglos drank all Aryan blood and Jews won the war? You still got these Meets in 4chan who adore ya. What's 4chan? Fucking newfag do you even surf bro. Just kidding don't go for your pistol just yet :D
Hey you like football? Not Amerikike football mind you. Proper football. Yeah Yeah lots of niggers in sports I see what you mean. But at least they ain't raping German women like the allies did. Now listen to me. I know things look rough but you aren't a quitter. You are amazing Adolf. I didn't know you speak English and here you are conversing with me like a born and bread Anglo! The war is over but here you are. There is only one thing you can do. You have to control Germany one way or the other. Don't make them suspicious of you. Act like them fir a time bit do not lose power for a decade or two. Subtly condition Germany for another reich. You can do it. But the face has got to go. Plastic surgery. You have to change your face. They will kill you and burn your body if they see you are alive. I got s friend. Surgeon. He can make you look like anyone you want. So who do you want to be

Pic related:his body his choice.

>>136354708
All of this is your fault

>>136352672
Don't do the Barbarossa trick it won't work.

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Want a helicopter ride?

>>136352672
1. Is it true you only had one testicle? Show me.
2. Why didn't you have children? Were you sterile from an STD or just a closet fag?
3. What were you thinking when you opened up that second front? Why did you ignore gnenerals with thousands of years of combined military experience?
4. Can you bring Eva Braun back from the dead, too, and order her to fuck me? That bitch was hot.

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Roman salute
Heil Hitler
You were always right
I love you, daddy
Now how do I undo this shit?

Here's a briefcase with a bomb in it.

What will you do with it mein Fuhrer?

Would you please cure Europe of its case of German mad cow disease?

>>136359190
delete yourself

>>136359190
Delet

>>136352672
The jews are the superior race de al with ir nigger

>>136353453
anglosphere is superior

I would tell him a beautiful lie about how after his death, the men of Europe rose up against the Jewish menace and created a 4th Reich that has lasted and prospered ever since. Then I would give him a kiss on his forehead and tell him his job is done and he can now rest.

>>136360717
>Then I would give him a kiss on his forehead
Fag

Explain to him the concept of the holocaust and ask him why he never tried it.

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muhh fuckin uuuhhhhhhhhhh

>>136352672
How's your head feeling bro?

>>136353453
anglos
>literally rule the world for hundreds of years
nordics
>literally nothing