RIP WORLD (((HAPPENING)))

>>136340283
Good, the earth needs a reset

>>136340283
>clickbait headline

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWezb39yjKc
yeeeeeeeeeah

>Yellowstone will surely erupt soon, says increasingly nervous happening-tard for the 6000000th time this year.

>>136340283
Hopefully it keeps the immigrants away.

in the article
>Jamie Farrell at the University of Utah in Salt Lake City told New Scientist: “This is a large swarm but it is not the largest swarm we’ve recorded in Yellowstone.
>“Earthquake swarms are fairly common in Yellowstone.

>“There is no indication that this swarm is related to magma moving through the shallow crust.

>>136340283
I hope the spirit of Norbot rapes you in the night you clickbait posting faggot.

If someone doesn't like clickbait:
https://archive.is/qsQAO

Would it be possible to "defuse" Yellowstone?

>>136341089
It cannot be stopped

>volcano explodes
>two thirds of USA are unhabitable
>Americans fllee to Europe
>since planes can no longer fly in the ash filled air, everyone has to go by boats
>Europe is soon hit with another refugee crisis
>Americans refuse to be habited in designated areas next to the African and Middle east refugees and instead sleep in Mcdonalds

>>136340283
>express.co.uk
Hahahahahahaha just fucking kill yourself you stupid nigger

>>136340283
>implying all of Yellowstone would erupt at once
i hate retards

>>136340471
>6000000
Underrated post
I kekked good and hard

>>136341089
Just drop a nuclear bomb into it. You guys are good at that stuff.

What could happen?

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>>136340283
Blow mother fucker.

>>136341690
Nothing to the Volcano

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>>136340283
>Just moved to Silicon Valley
>Yellowstone about to erupt

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI FLAM

>>136341089

You need to sacrifice 10,000 virgin women

>>136341796
So the /pol/ userbase?

Will something please fucking happen already? I'm sick of all of these close calls. Fuck you, Yellowstone, you faggot-ass bitch lord.

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Happeningfags never change
>>>/gif/11055558

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>>136341089
The eruption comes from a sudden drop in pressure so dissolved gases suddenly escape, like a shaken up can of beer. Opening vents and agitating the magma to release gases before it reaches dangerous pressure levels could conceivably "defuse" it.

>>136340283
>Fears that deadly Yellowstone supervolcano about to BLOW after 1400 earthquakes hit this week
That means energy is released, that is good

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>>136340283
We must save them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>136340283
Please god let it happen already I cant take another 50 years of this shit

>>136340283
its the moth man im telling you

>>136341443
they dont need boats..we all know fat floats

>>136340283

Earth is going to give birth to another Moon.

>>136341796
Germany and Sweden have already started
>>136341796

Always same threads, always world still not ending. Fuck this gay earthquake.

>>136341443
But if americans do that im sure a few countries are gonna say "no thanks we'll get a wall instead"

>>136341568
The quantity is so tremendous that it would not erupt all at once, but isn't the structure of Yellowstone such that the eruption is 'efficient'? There are many volcano types and Yellowstone is the violent type is what I'm saying.

>>136345392
Virgin* women. Germany and Sweden can't count.

>>136341796
We are doing this in germany as we speak

>>136340471
Checkem

Fucking hopefully it blows up.

>>136340283
>1 post by this ID

reveal your flag aussie shitposter

>>136346122
Somebody has to do it, permavirigin fag.

>>136345808
That's exactly the reason the burger didn't even tried to suggest moving to Mexico, he knows that as soon that shit goes down in the US, the frontier doors will be closed for them the same way they did to us. Karma is a bitch burgers.

>>136340283
Well, a volcanic winter would solve global warming, no?

>>136346572
Australia signed a contract accepting burgers if Yellowstone erupts

>>136346663
Link/proof?

>>136346663
Good, you can keep the burgers.

You idiots. If Yellowstone erupts the Ash will cover a majority of the PLANET. The sun wont reach plants, crops will die, the air will be toxic and we'll be forced to fight and butcher to survive.

>>136346910
Good enough for me.
Kill everyone and take everthing

>>136341953
Not necessarily.

>>136346663
They better be well done burgers.

>>136340283
>Fears that deadly Yellowstone supervolcano about to BLOW after 1400 earthquakes hit this week

The actual number of earthquakes it takes to erupt it is 1488.

It's the "reset" button on the white race.
It'll destroy the americas, cause flooding and freezing worldwide as ash blocks the sun out.

Countries not adapted to cold weather (nigger countries) will suffer hardest, so sandlands will die out.

Europe will also suffer, but not as much. There will be survivors, to rebuild.

>>136341443
The US actually has treaties with Canada, Australia and Argentinia, to let such and such many million people seek refuge with them, if yellowstone explodes. Treaties that are paid in billions, by the by.

>>136341886
Underrated post

>>136346910
We don't get sun here anyway

>>136347026
Sounds like a typical abbo

Earthquake swarms are a good thing it means the pressure is releasing, if we go like 6 or 7 months WITHOUT an earthquake you can feel free to shit your pants.

>>136347026
Dundee you might be fine, the southern hemisphere would be largely intact. However you'd have to deal with

>Mass amounts of refugees
>Competing with south america for global dominance
>Mad max cunts
Hope your ready to build an Australian empire lad.

>>136346572
Salty wetback

>>136347084
>The actual number of earthquakes it takes to erupt it is 1488.

I Pull Numbers From My Ass: The Post

>>136341796
Good luck finding those in this degenerate age of whores

>>136347171
Ah fuck
>>136347139
Heh heh

>>136341796
>Virgin
>Women
lmao

I had a dream last night about tsunamis so it's basically confirmed

>>136347192
>implying Argentina is immune to the wall and burgers will receive you with open arms.

Argentinians really are deluded. They even think they're white.

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>>136341899
Be proactive anon, buy a firearm and make your own happening

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>>136341886
>>136347096
He said women you retarded faggots.

>>136347407
SALTY WETBACK
TACOS AND LOS ZETAS

>>136347563
>yelling in all caps
did I struck a nerve?

>>136347761
I DEFEND yelling at spics
Go Masturbate you Masturbator

>>136347205
Hi newfriendo.

>>136341089
Just deactivate the atoms

>>136347810
but argentina, you're the spics
>being this deluded he can't even accept his own heritage

>>136347925
EL CARTEL DE SINALOA

PORROS ESTUDIANTILES

>>136348007
I rest my case.

are their any good red pilled documentares of yellowstone?

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>>136340283

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>>136340283
This is it isn't? The super ejaculation is coming! All these earthquakes were just the volcano's way of masturbating to big nigger dick orgasms.
Nobody knew what it was all a boot and this is the reason why humanity must be wiped out during the BIG SUPER VOLCANO ORGASM.

BLOW YOUR LOAD MR.SUPER VOLCANO

>>136348126
And remember kids edging is bad mkay?

>>136347894
can we deactivate its almonds?

>>136348060
YOU DO NOT
LOWLY SPIC

>>136347470
/Pol/ is beta central aka half-women
so we just need 20.000 from here which will be easy

>>136348272
I won. u got mad.
I'll let you have the last word.

>>136347470
Implying Pol isn't full of emasculated fags larping as their ss husbandos

>>136346728
https://www.google.com.au/search?safe=off&rlz=1C1CHBF_en-GBAU730AU730&q=Australia+to+take+US+refugee+if+Yellowstone+erupts&spell=1&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjOrsjwx8LVAhXGmJQKHfmXCosQvwUIJSgA&biw=1366&bih=662

>>136348339
NO,I DO IT FORCE
YOU FOREVER LOSE,YOU LIVE IN MEXICO

>>136340283
why couldn't it be california?

>>136348126
BLOW YOUR LOAD FOR ME MR. SUPERVOLCANO

Best Korea, you know what you have to do

>>136348193
Why?

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>>136340283
Not happening.

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>>136348126
volcanos are quarry waste from other times.
Imagine how big was the quarry.

Sometimes, waste burns inside by pressure and chemical reactions.

>>136340283

when will people realise that you need to shit bricks once tremors stop... the more minor tremors happen, the more pressure gets released.

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>>136348513
Sexual energy builds up and explodes with dangerous levels of force

>>136346910
goddamn are we looking at a Madmax timeline?

>>136341089
Why contain it?

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>>136348578

>>136341089
You build a pipeline that goes from the golcano's mouth to the ocean

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>>136341693
Holy crap I hope it blows during the full eclipse

>>136341952
so tap the caldera a few times and crack her open?

>>136348126
BLOW YOUR LOAD FOR ME MR.SUPERVOLCANO

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>>136348692

This is like the dozenth Yellowstone "happening" this year. When will it actually happen?

WTH is going on with Alaska right now?
https://earthquaketrack.com/recent

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>>136348662
Ohhhh
>hot

>>136348913
Aug 21st.

>>136340283
bye 4chin

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>>136348764
Eclipse? Why yes of course the eclipse during August! The moon goddess shall be mounted by the Sun Father and while they fuck they would be facing Yellowstone where it will be dark. Then the supervolcano will masturbate even more to the sight of two celestial bodies exchanging energy with one another and finally blow the nut it's been holding.
VOLCANO NIGGER DICK ORGASM CONFIRMED

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>>136348578

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>>136340417

>>136340283
it would just affect the US territory, Canada and South America at worse.

>>136349145
Theres gonna be a huge ass cloud and that can travel around the world.

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>>136348955
Enjoy it while it lasts for soon the centre of the Dragon's continent shall be dipped in divinely imbued planetary semen but not before we all around the world choke to death from its fertile aroma. It's no coincidence that the belly of the beast shall nut from near its belly of its where the source of all power lies within all things. ORGASMS!

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>>136349075

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>>136348964
>>136348913
beware the super orgasm or embrace it

>tfw on a non volcanically active continent
>tfw your whole Continent is on an unbroken tectonic plate

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>>136346572
This is a most foul and disgusting comment
>40 million of your people are here. Do they hate you?
>if the door was closed how did 40 million of your people get in guey?

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> seismologists state that there is nothing to be concerned about yet.

BLOW YOUR LOAD FOR ME MR.SUPER VOLCANO!

>>136341089
You just need a big drill. It's like popping a pimple.

>>136349509
If it makes you feel better we have a few dormant Volcanoes that might erupt if a metoer was to hit earth

>crops die
>most poor people and vegans die

guys maybe if we all nofap until August 21st then all blow our loads at the same time during the eclipse our combined sperm sacrifice to the volcano will help it erupt

>>136347205
You dont even try to hide the fact you are new do you?

>>136340283
>about to move to WY in less than a week
Sheeeiit

GUYS!!! ANOTHER EARTHQUKE!!!!
22 minutes ago 2.5 magnitude, 6 km depth
West Yellowstone, Montana, United States

>>136341089
not enough time left unless you have a defuse kit

>>136349797
Yes that's right! You're a genius! We should really get as many people to nofap until the eclipse day and proceed to edge on the most perverted crap they like and when the eclipse happens and darkness falls... ORGASM! That way you get connected to the psychic super volcano matrix and ride the wave to eternal bliss. You become one with the SUPER VOLCANO ORGAM!

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Shitty clickbait

If it really was about to erupt they would have started evacuation already

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>>136340471

6000000

OY VEYYYYYYYY ANUDDA XSOHAGH GASKGKLSDFAGKBJADBSFGADFKLHADFADADFG

>>136349880
It's aroused. It knows about us and its probably in this thread. It's got first hand view of the eclipse cuck porn and will fap furiously.

>>136340283
About fucking time.
>>136341089
Why would anyone want to? Even begging this questions shows you are mentally disturbed.

>>136341796

GL finding that in modern """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""country"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>136341643
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?

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>>136348698
you're not an engineer are you?

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>>136348925
Hmm

>>136350234
Underrated response, I kekked hard

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America had a nice run. Be sure to live stream it when half the continent blows up.

>>136349022

You forgot about Ebola chan making a comeback during the eclipse too.

>>136346663
>Australia will take me in if Yellowstone erupts
>I'd have to deal with Australian pests and wildlife, like abbos, crazy fucking spiders, and drop bears

I'll be an Ashlander, thanks.

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>>136350679
Would immigration still be functioning? I would like to rent a mountain for... purposes.

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>>136340283

My God, I hope it blows up. It would be the final solution to the American question. Noone can nuke the JEW.S.A, but mother nature is the ultimate atom-bomb against which, the muricans and their kike masters can't do anything against

>>136340519
>“There is no indication that this swarm is related to magma moving through the shallow crust.
It could be Mexicans tunnelling.

>>136350579
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?

>>136350978

It's somewhat premature, but I'll have to say "Fuck off, we're full."

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>>136351145
I will not be denied!

>>136350679
Sook

>>136340283

This would be the first time that Weather.com is right about something.

>>136351203

If you're too weak to ride out the eruption, you're too weak to live here after it's over.

>>136351220

Say what you will, I'll take the challenges of life in the Ash.

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>>136351432
>If you're too weak to ride out the eruption, you're too weak to live here after it's over.
...meh can't argue with that

>>136351432
Seriously the animals are chill bro.
Just cuddle them.

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>>136351591

>>136351021
Your country is already gone.

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READ BETWEEN THE LINES PEOPLE
end time prophacies:

>Abundance of earthquakes
>Increase in pointless killings
>tribulation of Israel (just you wait)
>A huge black smoke cloud will cover the earth after Yellowstone blows
>widespread witchcraft/Satanism (unmasking of Rothschild behind pedo-ring)
>the black sun will rise from the west

>>136351574

Damn straight you can't.

>>136351591

Truth be told, my main issue with your continent is just the spiders. Sure, you've got plenty of poisonous critters, but I'd rather not learn to watch out for a new breed. I've got enough trouble with brown recluses trying to get all up in my bed and bathroom as it is.

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>>136351644
Kill the chlamydia spearder

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>>136340283
more like a simmering kettle that might overboil a bit, not a mega explosion situation...messy, but not world ending

>>136348687
Scool

>>136340283
you mean RIP Americlaps

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>>136351828
IIRC correctly there was a passage in the bible new testament about the sky being darkened and then as sackcloth during Armageddon. Perhaps this biblical doomsday event is actually Yellowstone erupting?

>>136352036
not only that, it is mentioned both in Christianity and Islam, it has to be Yellowstone, what else could it be?

>>136351847
I am Arachanaphobic, I spray my house/yard with spider poison for that reason.

>>136351828
>>widespread witchcraft/Satanism

Still expecting to see a call to anons to make and use altars for Ebola chan during the eclipse, which would also fit that part.

>>136352003
We'll all die too. Only that Americlaps will have the benefit of dying first and quickly/painlessly where as starvation and retuning back to the medieval age awaits the survivors if there are any since nobody could grow shit

>express.co.uk
>150+
I swear to God the people who browse this board are mentally retarded. Just delete this board already, Hiro.

The Express recreates this news article every fortnight lmao

>>136352166

Spraying your yard too seems a bit much, but you're probably in Sydney or Melbourne, damn near everyone in your country seems to live in a city. Which means you probably don't even have a garden. I'm out in the sticks, where everybody's got gardens and animals.

>>136352127
Perhaps America(the continent) is the actual Dragon?
see pic
>>136349280
Now the question is after doomsday who America will give the reigns as the ultimate superpower to?

Revelation 13:4
King James Bible
And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him?


The beast could be Australia or the Middle East basically people who by some miracle or not very much hindered by this event and retain most of their tech. Microchipping their citizens with RFID comes later as the "Mark of the beast"

>>136352406
Melb but I have a big backyard.
I do not spray the grass etc as we do not have trap door spiders down here.
I mean I spray My garage and any location that spiders like to live and breed.

>>136351828
It also mentions the Eagle getting its wings clipped.

>>136340283
One can only hope
The more dead americans, the better for mankind's general karma

>>136352430
also
1 Thessalonians 5:2
King James Bible
For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night.


This could mean that nobody will take Yellowstone erupting seriously. EVER. until it really happens but then it will be too late

>>136352613
That is the Lords return, not the start of the tribulations.

>>136352430
>dragon
beast is america, look at shape of continent.

>>136352512

Fair dues, garage is still part of your home so it's understood here if you say you sprayed your house that you got that too. Same with your basement and any shed that you regularly use.

Pretty sure I've got trapdoor spiders here, they're the bastards that have their webs just in the grass in your yard, yeah? They can be a pain in the ass since I'd rather not step in one, but I've not seen one come indoors yet. Just brown recluses, the odd garden spider, and black widows.

>>136352872
Australians have no Basements :/
Too dangerous for breeding insane wildlife.
Yeah Trap doors are those ones, in my former city you coul dnot walk around barefoot

>>136346572
I think the real reason is, Juan, that it would be better to die in an ashe covered american waste land then go to Mexico

>>136352430
the dragon is the sign from the heavens that google actively tried to hide. you are also right with the RFID chip being the mark of the beast

>>136352561
America, at its lowest right now.

>>136352613
nobody is taking anything seriously, its always blamed as LARP. no one believes Yellowstone will blow. no one believes something big is going on.

this is the time where people don't expect shit.

watch it happen.

humanity is at its lowest. men wanting to become women, sperm count dropping, children exposed to obscene shit on the internet, people actively encouraged to perform rituals against others.. the list goes on.

>>136341796
No wonder women are whores, they don't want to be thrown into a volcano.

>>136347470
Maybe trannies count. We'll chop our dicks off any day if it means dying as heroes.

>>136352166
i had some cool spider bros in the house, but i had to clean up.

>>136353023

Eh, like I mentioned, widows and recluses here, and they love dark and damp places. There's also some lizards and snakes, but they don't usually make it inside. It's a trade off I guess, from the risk of tornadoes and the like.

>>136353377
Lizards are awesome!!!
Used to capture tiny lizards in sand banks as a kid and wonder where they went a few hours later.. Turns out I was feeding the local bird population easy oops.

>>136351203
Is this the god that can defeat the frog?

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>>136345392

Alaska is getting pounded harder than a whore :/
https://earthquaketrack.com/recent

>>136348913
"this year"

you mean, last 3 years.

>>136353511

Never caught any myself. Seen a few on my porch, but they're skittish, and fast as fuck. Just as well, seems every woman around here is terrified of them, and believes they're poisonous or diseased. I don't actually think there are dangerous lizards in my area. Snakes, sure, but I'm doubtful for the lizards.

>>136340283

Another yellowstone thread? Sage

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>>136340283
>>136352493
This pales in comparison to the danger we all face from Islamophobic terror.

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>>136340283
Will the ride finally end?

So we all dead?

>>136341952
but the question is how u defuse it without triggering it ? drills might melt before tapping it for a pressure vent... and explosives might do more harm than good

also what concerns me a bit is the lakes around that area... cause imagine all that water could turn to steam and make it so much more worse than the volcano it self

>>136340671
That sounds like it could be enjoyable

>>136341089
Build lava land theme park, where tje floor is actually lave. Tube, tunnles, flows and leveys will be built. Rerout extra lava pressure to Michigan/greatlakes. Boost tourist revenue, yellowstone hapoiest hottest place on earth. Profit

it's Surtur rising

I'm heading for the ocean, screw land. I've eaten a live octopus, I'll be okay.

>>136341089
Just don't snip the wrong wire

WAKE UP YELLOWSTONE

>>136354401
Build roller coasters that bring you right above the lava to feel the heat.

>>136340283
If it blows will it only take America/Canada down?

>>136355123
if it blows, everyone is going down... earth will be covered in a thick black layer of ash and smoke. everything will decline

digits and it erupts this afternoon

>>136355389
21 Aug

What if the /x/ shilling was all true? What if it explodes during the eclipse? Are we all going to die?

>>136340417
Dude i have just come to terms with life.

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>>136355257
> earth will be covered in a thick black layer of ash and smoke. everything will decline

Sounds a lot like Muslims if you swap ash and smoke for people.

>>136356465
Not Europe.
We can probably accommodate farming in one season, two at most.
It won't be easy, but we'll make it through the ashes.
America though, not so much.
Suffice to say that the wall becomes obsolete.

>>136340417
fpbp

>>136355257
Ashfall in the eastern US would only be an inch or less, it's not as catastrophic as people assume.
Bad to be sure, but you guys would be fine so long as your infrastructure doesn't require US to exist. The US would probably not fully collapse for a while, with places holding out and keeping the lights on so to speak. We'd pull through, no doubt.

>>136341443
>since planes can no longer fly in the ash filled air, everyone has to go by boats
>Americans load their guns and ammo into containers and sail on same vessels to Europe
>refuse to hand over guns and ammo at ports to authorities
>many hundreds of thousands of Americans march into Europe armed
>Europe is uncucked

This is why the US needs to stop screwing around in the middle east and find a reason to invade someplace in South America. Use war for what it was meant for; land acquisition.

>>136344875
When we come, we are bringing our guns and ammo.
I have a couple I can loan you, if you help set me up with a house or apt.

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>>136357862
>Like we don't have volcanoes.

>>136346572
typical third worlder think, take as many gibbs as possible from the US, and when we need help tell us to fuck off.

>>136341089

Yeah, nuke it from orbit. That's the only way to be sure.

>>136341089
Yeah, we just need to frack Yellowstone.

This is also why liberals hate fracking.

>>136358069
Not Earth ending ones. As a Texan we wouldn't even need to change your flag! How much beef and beer ya'll got down there?

>>136358395
Wouldn't that be like lancing a cyst?

>>136340283
Clickbait. Actual scientists say the chances of it erupting in our lifetime are extremely remote.

>>136341089
If you opened it up you could conceivably defuse it, but it would destroy the surrounding environment or accidentally cause it to erupt.

>>136347171
I don't want to have armed american refugees running around here

>>136340283

I wish a niggercano would

>>136350118
i dont usually laugh at jew memes but holy fuck this one was just so raw

>>136347340
>I had a dream last night about tsunamis so it's basically confirmed
I have a dream about tsunamis every night since the tsunami

>>136358551
Well we won't know until we try. Either way it's a win win for the happening.

>>136358551
More like popping a shaken bottle of champagne.

>>136340283
fuck you burgers! I'm waiting for it to blow sine 2009! IT NEVER BLOWS !!!! IT NEVER DOES!

>>136340417
Bra...if Yellowstone erupts it won't be a reset, it'll be a complete permanent shutdown.

>>136358662
>>136358691
Either way it seems like a surefire way to trigger the big boom locked up inside of Yellowstone.

>>136358724
Humans survived the Toba eruption, we'd survive this. Our continuity of civilization might not make it, but reproducing humans would continue I think, even if we got bottlenecked again.

>>136347205
kill yourself newfag

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>>136355441
23 September

>>136346910
>this is what non-survivors actually believe

Guess what, most crops aren't even being grown in the fucking sun anymore, you fucking plebian. Yea sure, most of the grain supply is outside, but that is more often than not used to feed animals. The real valuable stuff is being grown indoors all over the world already ffs.

Fucking city people.

>>136349797
>>136350019
That is somehow extremely disturbing.

>>136341089
HAVE YOU DEFUSED A FART???

>>136340283
It's absolutely nothing. We've seen these Yellowstone happening threads every single year. People have said this same shit my whole life and it never happens

>>136359579
and it never will

>>136340283
wow its nothing

>>136359499
Every time, usually. Nobody has heard me fart in over a decade.

>>136359732
Yellowstone hasn't farted in thousands of years.

>>136358069
I vote we take South Africa.

>>136350234
oh ho ho this post here is definitely and severely quite literally underfuckinrated.

>>136360334
South American women are hot. Plus the beer and food are excellent and weed grows everywhere.

>>136358624
>I don't want to have armed american refugees running around here
be the best thing that could happen to Venezuela.

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>>136340283
Let's build a wall to hinder the Murimutts from fleeing to Europe

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I always knew it would happen in summer.
I guess we are in the good timeline finally.
Goodbye my obese friends, may the smell of your burning grease appease your suffering.

>>136340519
When the fuck did 'swarm' become the collective noun for earthquakes?

>>136360611
Like an ocean?

Can it just happen already?

>>136341089
Just need to deactivate the magma

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>>136341089

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>yellowstone going through a swarm of tremors
>climate change causing geological shifts around world
>solar eclipses can create heightened quake activity due to the fact that the Earth physically bulges towards the lined up Sun and Moon
>the united states of america is in a time of economic and social decay
>a total solar eclipse is going to pass just over yellowstone in two weeks

This situation is just too tragic to not happen. It's going to be bad.

>>136358724
OY VEY

>>136340283
Not this shit again...
go to the YVO page. The pattern of earthquakes do not show signs of migrating towards the surface.
This meme is getting old. Especially since I monitor YVO for fun...

>>136341443
to be fair, McDonalds IS owned territory of the US empire

ARE THE ZEBRAS STILL THERE???

Please, erupt. Please, erupt. Please, erupt. Please, erupt. Please, erupt. Please, erupt. Please, erupt. Please, erupt. Please, erupt. Please, erupt. Please, erupt. Please, erupt. Please, erupt. Please, erupt. Please, erupt.

>>136348431
>>136348272
>>136347810
>>136347563
>>136347761
>>136347925
>>136348060
>>136348272
>>136348339
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>>136346572
kek
Mexico bants with Argentina

>>136351828
can i get a quick rundown

>>136341796
>implying there are even 10000 virgin women left in the whole USA.

>>136340283
Bullshit LARPING by a meme flag faggot. 250+ replies
Stay classy /pol/

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>>136340417
yeah wow i cant wait to train my unfortunate offspring how to an hero

>>136340283
honestly i'm disappointed. i was hoping for a race war.

>>136340283
Kinda sucks that yellowstone is in the middle of the whitest area in the country. Why can't it be in Chicago or Detroit?

>>136356552
kek, i hate it when that happens

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>>136340283
>August
>volcano fag posts

Every year with this shit.

>>136340283
Nice tabloid site you retard

>>136352430
The beast is the EU

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>>136359365
IN.
SEPTEMBER.

>>136348126
BLOW YOUR LOAD FOR ME MR. SUPERVOLCANO

>>136349797
>>136350019
>>136359437
This makes me erect

tfw asthmatic

>>136340283
Meh, that happens almost every year.

>>136369862
lol nice Sven post.

>>136341796
>You need to sacrifice 10,000 virgin women
>virgin
>women
rip life on earth

>>136340283
Trump is the president..... The sign is clear. ""End ofTimes""

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>>136358069
The Andes are the youngest mountain range in the world, their Andean orogeny started about 20 million years ago, the Rocky Mountains (where Yellowstone lies) Laramide Orogeny started about 80 million years ago, and ended 65 million years ago, uplifiting the remains of the ancestral (500 million year old mountains) rockies and the sea floor to a high platea like we see in the central Andes and in Tibet today. Over time, glaciers and erosion have worn the Rockies down to an average height (peaks at 12 - 14 K ft in most places), but as a result, most of western North America is an elevated plateau (the largest on Earth) raised above a mile high, with the rockies to the east, and the younger coastal mountains to the west. The Sierra Madre in Mexico are the same age as the Rockies and only considered a different range for modern geological reasons, and these form the older northern part of the American Cordillera, ranging from the southern tip of Patagonia where the short Andes are, to the Brooks range (the northernmost rocky mountains) at 70 degrees north at the top of Alaska.

The strange thing in all of this is the location of the rocky mountains. They are a thousand miles inland, and far away from the continental fault lines. This has been chalked up to the thinner crust in central North America buckling causing uplift, but new theories about the Laramide Orogeny are taking shape, including the possible fusion of two plates deep underneath the Rockies. Regardless, Yellowstone is a key example of the strangeness of Rocky Mountain geology - While most traditional mountain volcanoes in the Rockies exploded and collapsed long ago, Yellowstone is not a mountain like most volcanoes, but rather an entire region. It will be devestating when it erupts, and it could also trigger another Orogeny along the continental divides (which runs down the center of the Rockies) or at least the Wyoming/Montana/Idaho area.

>>136341089
find how far the magma chamber goes and
lance it like a cyst in a different location with nukes

>>136373611
Well, it goes straight to the mantle dingus

>>136373720
but if you expose another area it will alleviate pressure and flow thus causing it to cool and drain.

I'm volcanologist and have studied this for 45 yrs we did it in several locations now with aid from the rothschilds

>>136374140

Ya I've had a few geology classes m8 and I understand the concept but I'm at a loss of how this would be possible at Yellowstone. Care to elaborate?

>>136363641

>white America blown to shit
>spares all the negros to the E/SE
>genocide of the remaining whites

meanwhile

>EU takes control over European armies
>invite 50 millions black refugees through
>turks wipe out israel
>russians wipe out turks
>EU invade Russia and lose
>Russia nuke European capital cities
>China invade Korea, Japan and India
>India invade Pakistan
>Iran invade all its neighbors

>industrialised world blown to shit
>Africa stays the same


Can't wait !

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>>136358724
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Dvi_ZO50A&t=455s

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>>136374533

>sees flag

checks out

>>136341089
FOR YOU

>>136340283
I am leaving to go there on vacation on Tuesday.

I will keep you anons posted.

>Massive worldwide famines due to year long winters

>People still demand we take in refugees and feed them

>What little chance of civilization surviving is destroyed in the name of social justice

Cant wait

>>136375615

Libcucks will be the first to die

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>>136373133

Please tell me you don't have a geology degree.
Yellowstone is geology distinct from the Rocky Mtns--they have NOTHING to do with each other.
Yellowstone is a result of a hotspot known as, unironically, the Yellowstone Hotspot. Another hotspot has created the Hawaiian Islands.

HOTSPOTS DO NOT TRIGGER OROGENIC EVENTS as you suggest may occur.

>>136373720
>Well, it goes straight to the mantle dingus

No, the magma chamber does not extend into the mantle. The chamber is filled with material from the mantle.

FOr what it's worth, the Yellowstone magma chamber is 2300 cubic miles. That's a lot of magma.

The Schumann resonance has just spiked to the highest it has ever been in human history. Feel the clarity, you're in the middle of a wave right now.

>>136340283
Approximately 1400 tremors since early June dumbass

>>136358724
it might take a couple million years but without sentient life thats an instant

>>136374402
his dad works for nintendo

It says 1400 quakes in the recent weeks. Not last week you stupid fearmongering nigger

Sage. Fake news

>>136341690
This might just be crazy enough to work

>>136340283
I wish. It will never happen.

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>>136340283
>http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/837120/Yellowstone-supervolcano-to-BLOW-1400-earthquakes

yall some bored motherfuckers

>>136346122
gekekken

oh boy, it's time for the monthly yellowstone apocalypse thread. this time it's for real guys.
but please remember that the bi-monthly north korea happening thread is happening in a few days so don't wear yourselves out.

>>136350118
Some Jews are gonna get gassed for real this time. Shoulda not played with the meme magic..

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>>136340283
>>136358724
good, save us Yellowstone

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>>136376978
Nah just a handful of classes on my way to a mechE degree.

Often time Orogenies produce volcanic activity - look at all the volcanoes mixed among the regular mountains in the Andes for example. Excessive pressure changes in the mantle DO often trigger orogeny, and Yellowstone is a BIG hotspot with a lot of pressure on it. The Earthquake potential is huge at least, but so is the land forming potential.

The Rockies are the Yellowstone Caldera's parent range - they are hardly unrelated lol. Maybe not DIRECT causes of one another, but to say they have "NOTHING" to do with each other... lol.

But ya it probably wont cause any orogeny, I didn't mean to suggest that.

around 2006 there was a swarm of earthquakes that included dozens of 5.0+. it didnt blow.

this swarm is weaker.

>>136347205
>being this fucking new

>>136340283
> https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov/what-gravitational-effects-happen-during-total-solar-eclipse
Does 4cm matters?

>>136379773
>The Rockies are the Yellowstone Caldera's parent range - they are hardly unrelated lol. Maybe not DIRECT causes of one another, but to say they have "NOTHING" to do with each other... lol.

So then explain it. You just make a statement with no supporting evidence and expect people to believe it. The Hawaiian Islands do not have a parent mtn range. The Yellowstone Hotspot exists COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT of the Laramide orogeny and the Rocky Mtns. If the Rockies never existed, Yellowstone caldera would still be present.

>>136379773
>Often time Orogenies produce volcanic activity

And I never suggested otherwise.