Florida is the worst fucking state in the country >one of

>>136291219
Go away California

Yes it is terrible here.

Please stay in California. Do not move here.

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EXPLAINS YOURSELVES, FLORIDIANS

You literally just described California

>>136291219
good, then how bout you fuck off ya cunt

>>136291219
NO U

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>live in Jacksonville
>every other person is a drug addict
>mfw

Wouldn't being the 48th worst mean we are 2nd best?

>>136291918
I live in Jacksonville and you're right. UNF is nothing but degenerate liberal hippies who don't wear shoes and go on about how drugs open your mind and make you an intellectual rather than an acid dropping degenerate freak. I can't leave here soon enough

>>136291219
I disagree. Hawaii is the worst state in the union. California is 2nd worst.

>>136291219
>California in a nutshell

>>136292182
Went to Jax once for the UF/UG game. Horrible city.

>>136292374
Grew up here, can't argue that. We're Fresno of Florida

>>136291219
Fuck Florida you shitlers give the South an even worse name than we already have. Get the fuck out.

>t. Mississippi

>>136292662
then give us back your Gulf coast counties that were taken from West Florida

Florida is awesome bro. If you know where to go to see the real Florida.

>>136292374
So long as you're by the beach it's alright, not good in the slightest but not horrible. The second you get out of ponte vedra though it's just niggers, hippies, and "enlightened" psychology majors who think taking philosophy 101 makes you the next freud.

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>>136292859
>living in ponte vedra

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>>136291219
Have you not seen California?

>>136292816
Fuck off that would make me part of your shitty state.

Gulf coast is rightful Mississippi clay at this point Florida can fuck off and sink into the ocean.

Fuck your state and fuck Disney World and fuck Miami.

Tampa's p. cool though they can stay

>>136292996
I am well of I guess

>>136293131
If Mississippi is awesome why are so many you fucks moving here?

>>136291918
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>>136292182
All these anons from my city. UNF is like all colleges, full of dumb liberals or future liberals being brain washed.

>>136293220
Enjoy the overpriced property and 1 pm wine moms

Hawaii is arguably the most mismanaged state. I am actually ashamed that they are a U.S. state. I completely support their "sovereignty" movement just so we can be rid of them. I lived there for around 2 years when I was stationed there and all I can say is "Holy fuck!"

>>136293272
Because they are pussies. I'm gonna stay right here with my casinos and my cotton.

I'm lucky to live in one of the towns in MS that's not completely over run by niggers though, so maybe my view is skewed because, when I lived in Louisiana, I lived in a 55% nigger town and it was a total shithole. Never again.

It's also run by fucking alligators.

>>136293353
Big island is alright

>>136293340
Leave as soon as you can. I'm moving to Utah soon and am counting down the days
>>136293347
Man it's florida, literally everywhere outside of maybe deland is overpriced property

>>136293433
Can confirm. But the reptiles prefer being called (((gods chosen people))).

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>>136291219
>>the women are trashy as hell

FL sluts make excellent camwhores tho

>>136292133
2nd doesnt even work in the context of your joke. you mean 3rd? 48, 49, 50

>florida education

Illinois is almost as bad

>State is bankrupt as fuck
>Everything is overtaxed to death
>Gov wants to raise taxes higher because they can't pay for the 300k pensions for govt workers
>Chicago

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jews want to take over california, new york, and florida.

white people: please move to one of these states.

>>136293461
Google "30 Meter Telescope" and the drama that the idiotic natives have caused. They are literally holding up intellectual and scientific advancement of the entire world due to their archaic backwards superstitions. The only reason that the Big Island can be considered "better" is that there are far fewer people and much more open space.

>>136293542
anorexic looking thots are disgusting.
I don't understand men who like that aesthetic. You're like the homos in charge of the fashion industry.

Jacksonville was alright, I went and saw a Left over Crack concert at the 1904 music hall. Fucking epic show. I would hate to live there though. Tallahassee/Tampa/Keys are where it's at.

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>>136291219
>i live 30mn away from this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9IDQRruDEY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmyz8iYapJo

>>136291219
It's impossible to get a job here.

>>136293748
Just read this, my blood is boiling

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>>136293784
>anorexic looking thots are disgusting.

plenty o meat on dis florida whore

I get to watch rockets launch from my porch and fish out half-eaten pitbulls from the front pond (good riddance). So fuck you.

>>136293822
Tampa is shit if you live in West or south side.

>>136291219
It made Trump win though

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Florida is pretty based except for WPB, Broward and Miami
t. miami, please get me out of here

>>136294201
Stop posting niggers

>>136291219
You're complaining about never seeing snow!?!

Are you fucking retarded, man? Snow is fucking terrible and winter is seriously fucking horrible. Only people from the South whine about never seeing snow, but protip from a Minnesotan: The novelty wears off after about an hour because...

>1. You just had to shovel three feet of it to get your car out.
>2. You know that shit is going to be here until April
>3. You start referring to it not as snow,, "four more inches of that white shit fell last night..."
>4. Unlike the south, six inches of wet, slippery, snow and ice is no excuse for not being at work on time.
>5. You know the day after it snows is going to be miserably cold. And I'm not talking about what you think cold is (50 degrees) I'm talking 20 below zero and the snow starts blowing so it's like little flying razors.
6. It never gets hot enough to kill you, but if you ended up outside in 20 below without a jacket, like a car accident, your useful consciousness is right around 30 minutes. At fifteen you'll have smaller digits and ears needing amputation, at 8 minutes you'll be frostbite so bad you'll have scarring, etc. Snow brings cold.

Your entire argument is invalid because you whined about no snow.

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>>136292133
>Wouldn't being the 48th worst mean we are 2nd best?

>>136294928
I had a physical therapist with nice, cool hands who said she once got frostbite when her car heater went out. Talk about a stroke of luck!

>>136291219
Don't forget the amount of Jews here

>>136291219
>Hispanics

Not a race

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>>136294732

sheeeiiiiitt

>>136294928
Move to a state with good skiing. And you must be a total pussy because you exaggerate those cold weather problems.

Signed,
New Hampshire

>>136295411
very true can't believe I forgot to list that

>>136294598
You can thank the white people for that

>>136291219
I loved Florida, its a great place

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>>136291219
You had me between 10 month long summers and never seeing spring bloom

Florida best state.

>>136291219
>Worst drivers on Earth
You've obviously never been to Louisiana. Every time I go on vacation it's 90mph until you hit the Louisiana line.

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I'm sick of you foreign scum coming to my state and talking trash about it fuck you and fuck the north

>>136293461
tell me more hawaii bro hawaii is my like dreamland place to live give me the hawaii red pill

>>136291219
All the more reason for you faggots to stay out
We're the Australia of the United States

Florida here naa its fuckin great mayne all night on the beach til the break of dawn

>>136294512
fuck i knew it
only st. petersburg and sarasota are good arent they

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>South is tourist trash
>North is university trash
>Central is maximum comfy

Ft. Walton is the most disgusting place I've ever been and Destin is full of queers.

>>136292842
This.

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>>136293340
>>136291918
>>136292374
>>136292996
>>136292182
*blocks your path*

>>136291219
What about Illinois. Illinois has a mini-Putin called Micheal Madigan! Illinois deserves to be the worst state.

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>>136301017
Do u ever take cruise ships ?

I live in Florida and can confirm every point made is true

>>136291219
Yet rich people who can afford to retire flock there. Must be a shit hole. No income tax though.
>Alabama gulf coast fag here

>>136301828
My dad lived there and I can confirm nothing but niggers and hail storms.

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>>136291219
give us a /pol/ map of florida

>>136291219
>no state tax
>skips the shitty seasons
>no drought
>free to watch the abundant homeless nigger population
>can stand your ground
>still governed by whites
Have fun paying state tax in California with no water

>>136302252
winter is the only good season

>>136301918
Fuck, the ocean is loud hold on and let me close my balcony door. I haven't seen anyone besides a white person in 12 months or more. Gulf Coast as in lower Baldwin County specially Fort Morgan. Top 5 fastest growing counties in the south for the past decade and no nogs, spics, shitskins within 40 miles of where my ass is sitting comfy right now.

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>>136291219
>don't have to register firearms, even handguns
>gunshows every weekend
>can pick up an ar-10 from the walmart rn

>>136302334
season 2 of the wire was the best

>>136300599
GA> FL challenge me fellow southie

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>>136291219
>>no mountains or beautiful scenery

>>136302679
chill dude florida is shit stay out ree

>>136301624
Not many cruise ships come by Jersey

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>>136302679

>>136302673
AL > GA. Especially when Auburn whips the Bullpups ass on 11/11/2017.

>>136302673
>having all of those fat niggers
no thanks, FL is supreme

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>>136302354
gulf coast is best coast

>>136291737
Wrong. You've never been here

>>136302915
The trannies and fags got the West coast and the Jews and got the East coast. Left us the best coast.

>>136291219

Florida is shit because the old Jews retire there from Jew York because the cost of living is cheaper and spics flood it from Cuba. The Keys are also notorious for having the highest percentage of AIDS ridden faggots in the US too.

It is a terrible, terrible state, but since the law is fucked so that the media can report people getting arrested for shit without being charged for it, the stories coming out of Florida are pure gold.

>>136302803
Everytime I hear a nig talk about visiting kin its always in AL. How dark is it over there?

>>136294928
Snow is awesome. Wtf are you talking about?

>>136293131
Tampa is one of the most diverse and liberal areas in the state. A mayor race in St Pete includes a guy running for unity through reparations. the fuck are you on?

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>>136302673
GA= banjo pickin', bat-eared, pigeon toed, sister marrying motherfuckers!
On top of that, you cunt's can't drive for shit.
It's like drunken fucking NASCAR!

>>136302244
You dont even need a map. North are hicks, south is jews, cubans, and puerto ricans, Tampa's like a decently sized city halfway between the two, and is OK.

The entire coast everywhere except the southwest (it's Everglades) is decent. It's basically just beaches. The interior is a lot of cow country. Orlando is a tourist city that is otherwise near nowhere else.

>>136301029
yanks and niggers....

>>136302761
>"chill"
>reee

Fl springs are like being in the goddamned garden of eden. But maybe I just say that because I'm used to the ocean side--best waves on the east coast.

>>136303485
Well look who's calling the nigger black but you got the driving part right, its hell.

>>136302915
Just got back from diving off siesta key. good fun.
t.brevard cape ape

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>>136303165
Meh, about 24% so you do see them. Mainly in the liberal shit hole cities. They don't like water so that's why I moved South.

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>>136291219
Ha! I'm flying across the country Monday for a job interview there on Tuesday!

I've been down before but only to Orlando when I lived in Manhattan so that I could take my daughter to Disneyworld one cold January weekend. We shall see!!!

>>136304257
Awesome man. Good luck. Do you mind if I ask what part?