>It's a Saturday in February in Two Thousand NINETEEN

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>It's a Saturday in February in Two Thousand NINETEEN
>It's a brisk 149 degree Celsius in Denver, CO
>The calm waves of the Pacifantic Ocean lap against old Bronco Stadium
>Bill Nye Saves The World is in it's 34th season and being syndicated on VICE
>It's 8:59
>Germany: A Model for the Caliphatization of The West is concluding
>Fade to black
>IT'S SCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIENCE TIME!!!!!
>A roaring studio audience fades in
>Bill Nye is suspended above the stage holding a blue Erlenmeyer flask and a pink one
>SNAP
>SCIIIIIIIIIIIIIENCE SAVE ME!!!!
>The crowd gasps in agony and their collective non-binary genitalia clench in fear
>He's free falling
>AHA!!!
>He stops, now hovering 5 feet above the stage
>You see folks...........this is science!
>Gravity has imposed it's white patriarchal presence over me and saved my life because I am a white male!
>The crowd hisses at the thought of a white male
>Bill rotates and lands on the stage by controlling gravity to gently place him down
>He hops on a segway and zips across the stage while trendy electronica plays
>He approaches a huge comic book sized beaker and pours in his two aforementioned pink and blue solutions
>You see folks......
>The colors have stratified themselves into a vertical rainbow in order to show the complexities of gender
>The crowd is smiling and snapping their fingers in elation
>You can see each individual stratum, but, in between each EVIDENT stratum is a substratum that we can't even see!
>The crowd is now roaring
>Each individual of the stratum shows the endless possibilities that there are in the categories of gender!
>The crowd are all now screaming and shaking in pure joy at a level that could only be mimicked by a Christian couple being beheaded at a Bernie Sanders rally in Gambia
>You see folks.....gender just ain't quite that simple!
>The crowd loses control and everyone's Harry Potter thesauruses hit the floor as they spontaneously climax and conceive 500 babies that are immediately aborted.