When Trump finally defeats ISIS, will there be ticker tape parades and other glorious celebrations befitting a man as gaudy as him?
I hope he grabs all the ladies by the hairy taco.
>>136264611
Just say pussy.
>>136264484
>When Trump defeats ISIS
>ISIS is an entity created by deep state agents from our country
Nigga...
>>136265066
so it will be a guaranteed staged victory. i hope it makes people go mega stupid patriotic.
>>136265214
No, Trump is against the deep state, unless he's just being told to pretend he is idk.
>>136264484
you mean when Trump stops funding isis?
>>136264484
isis is like a hydra, it's impossible to "defeat" them. Even if every single isis soldier is killed there will still be some variation of it. Maybe several.
Look at Al Qaida, in 2001 it was a maximum of 100 people who gathered near a village in Afghanistan. Now they are several hundred thousand active fighters in almost 40 countries.
>>136265532
regardless of however the "mission accomplished" moment arrives, do you think Trump will have the biggest patriotic blowout party in the history of histories? I hope he stages himself crashing through a glass ceiling.
>>136264484
I prefer a Roman triumph
>>136264484
trump has done nothing to defeat isis. The brave people of syria and iraq will defeat isis.
>>136266073
but Trump will claim the glory all for himself, and have the biggest party ever.