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>/pol/ loves Lord of the Rings >Entire series is about

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>/pol/ loves Lord of the Rings
>Entire series is about people from disparate races and cultures joining together to accomplish feats that would be impossible on their own
>One of the races consists of short, big-nosed people famed for their greed
>One of the major subplots is about a member of each race getting over his racism toward the other
>One of the most important characters (Elrond) is interracial
>One of the main characters (Aragorn) is involved in an interracial relationship
Really bakes my lembas bread.
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>>136260718
>coming together
>jews
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>>136260718
yes but all of them are white
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>>136260718
This is all fine, seeing as how they are all white and are the good guys and are fighting against the ugly shitskins that are invading their lands
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>>136260899
Goddamn, why do all nips have to be based?
Also checked
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>>136260915
This
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>>136260718
White people are very diverse and can look quite different, unlike a majority of other races.
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>>136260718
>/pol/ loves Lord of the Rings
>implying /pol/ is one person
Why do newfags, shills, and underaged b&s do this?
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>>136260718
Except in the end all subhumans are sent to Australia. The age of man begins.
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Lord of the rings is about a diverse group whites coming together to destroy the fucking shitskin barbarians.

I fucking love it.
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>>136260979
Because it's actually an American on a military base
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>>136261044
b&s?
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>>136261898
newfag detected
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>>136260718
Now let's look at the enemy side
>orcs and uruks are literal niggers
>those sandniggers
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What's the Silmarilon about?

Should I read that?
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>>136260718
>the arabs (eastern men) fought alongside orcs
go fuck yourselves and your west you pieces of shit
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>>136260718
Yes. Have you noticed that Jews never come together with anyone? They only abuse and coerce.
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>>136261473
this
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>>136260718
>gondor are eastern european
>rohan are nords
>dwarves are also a subsect of nords
>elves are haughty french
>Hobbits are the ignored countryside folk of the UK

>the forces of sauron are all shitskins.
>orcs are middle easteners
>urukhai are ISIS
>saruman is saudi arabia
>the easterlings (the men on those giant elephants) are niggers
>trolls are SJW's and Liberals, who're used by the arabs to cause massive damage and use them as ways to break into our empires. (such as siege trolls)
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>>136260718
You forgot to mention the part where all the other races besides humanity understood that their time was over and that the world was to be inhabited by man.

You also forgot the part were all the other races fuck off to their respective corners of the world until they finally all leave for the undying land.

Yes it is a based movie because it tells you, work with allies and people but dont ruin what they have or try to mingle and co exist with them because its not ment to be.
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>>136261996
It's just random stories in the backstory of Middle-Earth that Tolkien never finished or intended to be published. His son was the one who took them and made them into a semi-coherent narrative. It's not nearly as good as the Hobbit or LotR, but it's okay.
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>>136260718
I stopped reading on mid second book. Good story buried under the most boring pile of shit of a writting style.
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>>136262207
>>rohan are nords
What the fuck are you talking about? Rome has nothing to do with a predominately horse-based culture that does't have a big empire or road building. Gondor is way closer to Rome thematically and culturally.
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fuck off kike.
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>>136260718
Because its catholic in it's essence you dum gum. The thing about LotR is that it gives you an objective distinction between good and evil, something that in this relativist, atheist, and post modernist world doesn't exist, since every day christian morality (European and American) fades away more and more every year. Tell to an atheist that says there's no good and evil if there was a bad side in this movie, if he tells you it depends, he is a beyond salvation. If you want to get picky, you can say that all the races come together to unite against (((them))) and later, everyone can return to their homeland and live peacefully.
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>>136262387
...Rome? What?

ROHAN.

THE RIDERS OF ROHAN.

NORDIC? VIKING? come on nigger.
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>>136262565
Oh man, I totally misread you, I'm sorry. Ignore me, I'm apparently blind.
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>>136261996
300 pages too long.
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>>136261996
The Silmarillion is a book of Elvish mythology and history. It starts with creation and the wars of the gods, then moves on to the high elves and their long war against Morgoth, their tragic conflicts with each other, and the early Men who became the Numenoreans. It feels very archaic, like a formal translation of something very old. It's not for everyone, but it's one of my favorite books. It was literally Tolkien's life work. He started it during WWI and he kept revising it until his death.
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>>136262270
Silmarillion was basically the magnum opus of Tolkien's life.
There's a reason his and his wife's tombstones say "Beren" and "Luthien".
The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings are side-stories at best.
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I've read that Tolkien wrote LOTR as an allegory on how the Industrial revolution ruined nature and the old ways.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5_xb522jEo
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>>136260718
The good races must unite against the evil manipulator, his one pedoring to rule them all and his shitskin hordes of useful idiots

Reall jogs the noggin
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>>136262270
> It's just random stories in the backstory of Middle-Earth that Tolkien never finished or intended to be published.

He literally sent it to his publisher and asked them to publish it before he started Lord of the Rings. It's not backstory, it's the primary story he intended to tell. And it was finished some time in the 1930s, people think it was unfinished because he revised it a few times and the latest revision was incomplete when he died.
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>>136260718
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>>136260899
Japs are the last based elves leaving this land while the chinese orcs invade the west
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>>136262063
>implying muslim middle easterlings arent invading the west
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Lord of the Rings is a celebration of European mythology and culture with Catholic undertones in the form of a contemporary epic saga. It promotes modesty, heroism, and brotherhood. The reason leftscum hate it so much is because everyone is white and it's strictly anti degeneracy. The talentless hack from the new star wars film hates it so much because it reminds him of something he'll never be
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>>136262419
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>>136262063
It's been a while, but I remember in the book it's explained that the eastern men were lied to by Sauron and fight for him because of that.
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>>136260718
Because LotR is a fundamentally religious but more importantly - CATHOLIC piece of work
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>>136263490
You read wrong because Tolkien hated allegory.
There are thematic parallels but he was clear about no allegory
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We orc posting now.
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>>136260899
>lembas
theres a few cinese and niggers in the hobbit theres only 2 or 3 the way it should be

>>136262387
rohan poland winged hussars
vienna rome can be equated to the same thing as both where important citys
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>>136263475
Lol
>>136263379
Lord of the rings, the war of the third age was made into a movie so we could see WW3 coming
>(((Sauron the manipulator)))
>Orcs=shitskins
>Saruman white turned saruman of multikulti = white cuckold who raises half bred shitskins to BLACK the west
>Nazgul = politicians that sold out their people for pedorings of power
>one pedoring to rule them all
>Japs are the last of the elves (allies of whites) leaving this realm but helping 1 last time
>Dwarves are just bearded manlets
>Hobbits are the small beta shut ins that noone expects to destroy the one pedoring to rule them all but they learn to become alphachads and do against all odds
>Trump is doing it all "For Frodo(the memesters in the hopes that they will destroy evil while he holds off evils armies)" because he is the RETURN OF THE AMERICAN KING
>The very obvious white men of the west and their subverted weak leaders divide and conquering each other and decaying from within
Fuck i could go on forever

LOTR is part of reality
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>>136263848
True, Tolkien specified in letters that Eru Iluvatar was the God of the Christian scriptures and that Middle-Earth is a different one of His creations which He chose to redeem in a different way than ours.
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>>136262422
redpilled af
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>>136260718
>/pol/ loves lord of the rings
that's where you're wrong. Sage
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>>136260718
>One of the most important characters (Elrond) is interracial
>One of the main characters (Aragorn) is involved in an interracial relationship
OP is too stupid to know that Tolkien did not mean race in the sense we understand it now. Elves and Men are the same race. They are just different religions. Don't believe me? Elrond was allowed to CHOSE whether to be an elf or a man. You don't get to do that with actual race-mixing.

sage
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>>136264402
OK but you're leaving out one critical point:
who the fuck is that crazy nigger tom bombadil
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>>136264582
>Don't believe me? Elrond was allowed to CHOSE whether to be an elf or a man. You don't get to do that with actual race-mixing
That was a specific gift from Iluvatar exclusive to Luthien Tinuviel and her descendants, and it not only affects their physical form and lifespan but also what happens to their soul after death.
Race mixing is basically a thing that doesn't happen in middle earth, except for a very small number of exceptions.

however it is said that Saruman may have abominably bred humans and orks (via rape of course) which gave him monstrous mulatto spies who looked like Mongolians
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>>136262063

Just like their real-world counterparts, they are part of a death cult that worships a false god
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>>136264715
>Who was tom Bombadil
Childhood
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>>136262063
it said after war of the ring alot of the haradrims
which are bedouins and the easterlings reformed themselves
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>>136260718
Wrong, JIDF. LOTR reflects human faith, and struggle against evil. Many fall, biut the faith and perserverence of a few ein the day against Sauron.

It literally is the allegory for our current time.

KYS FAGGOT
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>>136264715
One of the top meme makers in our reality who smugly has become immortal through conscious awakening and connecting with the infinite
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>>136262063
>>the arabs (eastern men) fought alongside orcs
Sounds legit, Muslims are satan worshippers and agents of evil.
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>>136260718
Gimli is /Ourdwarf/ though. Check the date on that. 2004.
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>>136260718
fuck off and stop trying to corrupt every piece of western lore, kike
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>>136260718
everyone loves LOTR
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>>136260718
>disparate races and cultures joining together
It'd be as crazy as USA, Canada, Britain, Australia and New Zealand forming a coalition.

haha
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>>136265140
Good answer

Imagination gets suppressed after early childhood
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>>136265340
hes the meme another thing you could say is the autistic dank meme man
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>>136260718
>>/pol/ loves Lord of the Rings
>>Entire series is about people from disparate races and cultures joining together to
>defeat the niggers of the Tolkien universe
m8 if you ever read the silmarillion, you'd know that Elves and Men (particularly the Dunedain) are the true inheritors of the world and the rightful children of Eru Illuvatar. Their bloodlines are of the purest art, and neither race was as great by itself (i.e. without the help of the Valar) as it was when it partnered with the other.

The dwarfs aren't even technicallyreal people since Aule forged them in secret. God, you fucking liberal shitheads can't even do proper research.
>>136264715
The literal embodiment of Middle Earth.
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>>136265386
>Literally a dwarf joining the fight with the white western men against evil

AND YOU HAVE MY AXE

BASED
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>>136260718
>everyone is white except orcs and sand niggers

Really lights my evenstar.
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>>136262361
Congratulations, you're an honorary nigger.
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>>136263490

A theme isn't the same thing as allegory. Tolkien himself said he didn't like allegory. LOTR is its own story with many themes, one of which is the danger of ravenous industrialism.
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>>136264582
>being this uninformed

Shit, nigger, did you even read The Silmarillion?
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>>136260718
I'm not sad you're an ironic shill, I'm sad because people like you make it impossible to actually discuss things like this. I'm not going to even go in to how everyone came together because of a mutual existential threat
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>>136261898
Underaged bands. They used to come here frequently to shill their shitty hipster music.
>>136261996
Read the Akallabeth. It includes the drowning of Numenor.
>>136262207
>>136263475
>>136263616
>>136263782
>>136263981
>>136264292
This.
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>>136265118
Sauron even managed to corrupt the Numenoreans who were among the most noble of men and Iluvatar had to destroy the world, sink their continent and make the flat earth round just to get rid of them, so you can't blame the dumb Arab nigger haradrim for falling for his rise because they were just dumb nigger arabs.
Supposedly the two missing blue wizards played a large role in preventing sauron from corrupting all of the dumb nigger Arab niggers, so most of them were staying home in their Arab nigger mud huts and being as peaceful as dumb Arab niggers can be.
So don't feel offended >>136262063 because your nigger arab ancestors didn't fight for an evil death angel because they were intrinsically evil, it's just because they were dumb gullible stupid arab niggers just the same as their descendants are today.
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This is all the kings of Men.

Notice anything /pol/?
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>>136260718
>People with culture defending their lives from invaders interested in causing chaos and destruction only.

J R R Tolkien was born in South Africa, and immigrated to Europe (england?). This would make him a White African immigrant living in England. This story is a red pill.
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>>136262063
You fuckers are the orcs
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>scenes women don't understand
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>>136262565
>>136262387

Rohan = Mercia with horses (Tolkien loved horses - his first job in the Army was breaking in new horses).

Mercia is a latinization of "Merk" which means "borderlands." What do the Rohirrim call their own country? The Mark.
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>>136265965
All sold out their people and all are slaves to (pedo)rings of power
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>>136265965
>>136265965
Lots of beards.
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>>136265965
True models to emulate!
Meanwhile Rohan is so cucked that they won't even defend the men of middle earth from the horde.
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>>136265965
Tolkien suggested that all of their noses were large, and, the 9 used sense of smell to search for the ring.....
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>>136264715
Physical incarnation of eru iluvitar
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>>136262361

>I'm too stupid to comprehend early modern English. I'm going back to harry potter!
>poetry?! ew!!!!
>wtf is this beautiful page-long description of the Shire countryside?? I'd rather read about Daenerys getting fucked by some shitskin for the 1000th time and then having diarrhea in a river.
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>>136266139
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dc6aciIhO6c

That aragorn vs lurtz 1v1 fight is still one of the most badass minutes of combat in cinema history

>extended boromirs final words(jews cut out the part where he says "I will not let the white city fall nor our people fail"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9skYkQfAwus
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>>136266180
>>136266200
>>136266202
>>136266462
All white men
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>>136265495
I find some of the human/elf interaction to be fascinating.
In particular the elvish observations on man, in which one elf commented something like "when men examine something, they do not look so much at the object itself, but rather they look to find some other piece of information that they want. And this is reflected in everything they do. As if they are not seeing what is in front of them, but always off to an unseen place"
Which of course connects to the idea that mens' souls leave creation and move onto an unknown destination, whereas elves are permanently bound to the world and will fade away when it does. However there is some belief among some elves that when men reach the future destination, the new creation of Eru Iluvatar, they will bring along the elves to join them, and so the first will be last and the last will be first, and the new creation will not only include all that Eru Iluvatar intended to create with his original music, but also will include all that was good and wholesome from the music that was corrupted by Melkior, and so even melkior's evil intentions will be turned to create something greater.
Not going to lie, but Tolkien's expression of faith has had an influence on my own reevaluation of Christianity.
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>>136264715
Tolkien never outright explains what or who Tom Bombadil is. He felt it was important to leave some things mysterious for the readers to ponder.

The best theory, based on hints dropped throughout the books, is that he is simply a spiritual incarnation of Middle-earth itself.
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>>136266002
Tolkien's parents were British and temporarily assigned to duty in South Africa, so I don't know how birthright citizenship works there but he was really a Briton who was born in South Africa due to circumstances.
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>>136260718

Just wait until (((disney))) reboots Lord of the Rings with an all black, lesbian and trans cast.

They want to destroy all that we've cherished. Strap your boots up boys the next 10 years are gonna be fuckey.
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>>136260718
>orc po
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>>136267205
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>>136266921
>tfw Aragorn does the sorrowpepe symbol in this timeline
ITS KEKENING
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>>136265965
All nine of them got BLACKED
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>>136267308
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>>136266981
Makes sense with japs being elves and white men of the west being white men of the west

Elves and men even fought in in the past
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>>136267200
The hobbit already added an interracial
Dwarf cuckoldry storyline out of nowhere

Was not even in the book
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>>136260718
Dwarves are for more famed as Smith's and craftsmen. Stay ignorant
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>>136264715
>>136267149
could'n he have just been some weirdo who lived alone too long in the woods that was really good at druid shit?
why do people always come up with these retarded theories
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>>136267149

He can also be interpreted as the opposite kind of problem to Sauron.

Sauron, after losing the One Ring, is a power-hungry and malevolent but relatively impotent spiritual being. Bombadil, on the other hand, is so immensely powerful that the Ring is nothing more than a trinket to him. He could skip his way into Mordor, drop the ring into the Crack of Doom without suffering a scratch, then skip his way back home if he wanted to. The problem is that he literally couldn't care less about what goes on outside of the Old Forest. Seeing such a powerful and good being squander his own potential is more frustrating to the reader than Sauron's efforts to dominate the continent.
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>>136267426
Turns out you're more likely to be killed by a Gondorian-born terrorist than by an Uruk refugee.

Well /pol/?
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>>136267568

The theories surrounding Bombadil are based on descriptions of him provided by Glorfindel, Elrond, and Gandalf during the Council of Elrond, as well as comparing him to similar figures from Anglo-Saxon mythology.
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>>136260899

HONORARY
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>>136267568
The ring of power had literally no effect on him, despite his full knowledge of what it was.

Even Gandalf was susceptible to the ring.

If he is purer than the wizards, then he is purer than some of the first created beings in Arda.

So what is he?
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is the great wall pol approved? thinkin about downloading
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>>136267200
so? Peter Jackson's trilogy was so perfect that to remake it would be career suicide for anyone stupid enough to do so. Nobody's going to pay to see a LOTR film with token minority cast members and a female aragorn
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>>136267871
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>>136260899

>yes but all of them are white

sure pal. those ashkenaz dwarves sure are (((white)))

>ash nazg burzum-ishi krimpatul
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>>136267640
>What's more upsetting than the tragedy itself is the fact that bigots EXPECTED assumed it would happen. Terrible.
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>>136260718
Is this acceptable?
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>>136261898

Bogs & shills. It's quite an old term, dating from 2015.
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>>136260718
>all races that did anything and all the fighting happen to be different kinds of white people
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>>136265386
AND MY AXE
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>>136268051
>Diversity is our strength
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>>136267829
remember that tom said he was there under the stars when the night was fearless, before the dark lord came.
Sauron and wizards are Maiar, presumably higher beings such as Valar would not be affected by the ring, and if Tom was there before the dark lord (a valar) came down, he would need to be a being intrinsic to the creation of the world or even existing before it. (Note that we still don't know where Ungoliant came from)
Some people try to claim that Tom is Aule but it seems like shoehorning circumstantial evidence to me.
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>>136263633
japs are fucking disgusting. turn in your white card faggot
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>>136263976
fuck off rat jap
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>>136267581
Yup

The all powerful who helps noone. Sad!
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>>136260899
gottem
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>Yes, it is always ok to punch an ISTARI.
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>>136267829
God who has gotten bored with his creation and decided to let it run itself
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>What do YOU see /pol/?
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>>136267986
>>136267871
This movie was absolute unabashed retardation and possibly the dumbest thing I have seen on a screen ever.
Supposedly it was a blockbuster hit in China and so I guess it's educational if you want to see the ridiculous light in which Chinese view themselves.
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>>136269007
A movie, this is barely less retarded than the Harry Potter shit from the left.
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>>136268872
Nice divide and conquer tactic denethor

Light yourself on fire and cast yourself from the tallest tower
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>>136262207
>>136262387
I'll have you know that the Rohirrim were based on the Anglo-Saxons.
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>>136268008
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>>136269148
LOTR is much deeper than Harry Potter. Harry Potter is a children's series for children and childish adults. LOTR is admired by people of all ages
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The races in LOTR, save for the orcs and goblins dont actually have differences like whites and bl*cks
An elf is not likely to rob and murder people in the shire like pic related
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>>136269148
I think a significant difference exists in that we post these edits because they are funny while the lefties are making these comparisons with absolute pearl-clutching sincerity
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If we want to be respected as women and taken seriously in all our endeavors we should look to a new source; Orcish women. Orcish women, as well as Orcish men, see every body as a sacred temple, especially the she-orc body. Opposed to exposing themselves, it is through modesty. When we think of modern feminists we should stray away from the new Gondorian trends and start looking to what we have always thought as a contradiction; Orcish feminists.

>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/gabby-aossey/muslims-are-the-true-feminists_b_9877692.html
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>>136269983
You forgot to archive it
https://archive.is/SOAVj
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>>136260718

USA - Helm's Deep
Nips - Elves

Also: Orcposting thread?
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>>136260979
>>136263633
Why is this board full of nippon asskissers?
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Well /pol/ ?
Do you still think that leaving the Edoras accords was a good idea?? Lord Drumpfathor is INSANE.
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>>136269336
Lotr is the patricians harry potter
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>>136270249
WELCOME TO 4CHAN

NOW FUCK OFF
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>>136270415
No you fuck off you weeaboo. China is more based than a country full of beta males without an army.
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>>136270249
>Using an japanese culture created anime imageboard
THIS IS FUCKING 4CHAN

GO TO YOUR WHITE FREE SPEECH IMAGEBOARDS LIKE STORMFRONT IF YOU DONT RESPECT THE JAPANESE

Youre literally like a rapefugee nigger shitting on someone elses creation
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mating with elves is a net benefit to society though....... they are just way better than humans. live longer, smarter, deep spiritual astral knowledge, so beautiful people literally think they glow.
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>>136270351
what about Narnia? Tolkien and CS Lewis were friends after all
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>>136268008
There was only what, Gimli, who was assisting Frodo & Co? Like in real world, there are some based/honorary jews too. But yeah, LOTR books and movies (1st one was the best) I love very much
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>>136270573
>THIS IS FUCKING 4CHAN

exactly, its not 2chan.

I bet you dont even speak slant, weeb.
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>>136270582
Narnia is nowhere near as deep.
More focused at children.
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>>136270501
THEN FUCK OFF TO A CHINESE IMAGEBOARD YOU FUCKING CHINK KEKOLD

ALSO RISING SUN WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOUR CHINK MASTER RACE

KILL YOURSELF SO AT LEAST YOU CLEANSE YOUR DISHONOR WITH DEATH
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>>136270574
That is why they are leaving

They are not meant for this modern world, like the Japanese
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>>136270733
I didn't say it was. It's still interesting though
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>>136270582
Just a side dude but not bad

LOTR is the everything you need all in 1
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>>136260718
It's a fantasy film, while niggers are a reality.
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>>136270627
Return of the kings speeches thooooo
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>>136260718
To be fair, it's more about people who'd like to murder each other because reasons, joining forces to slay a greater power, because they realize that beings that are under them in form and spirit don't belong on the same earth.
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>>136270659
Fuck no i dont speak japanese

I just respect that this is an american based japanese imageboard

I hate weebs and would never watch anime or visit japan
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>>136270748
You won't have a japanese woman after this you idiot, stop defending them. Who got nuked? That's right, Japan.
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>>136270015
good call, thanks Norway bro
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>>136270829
I agree
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>>136271083
forgive my ignorance, but what's the purpose of archiving all of these articles?
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>>136268991
This is roughly what I've thought. It's a character meant to be an avatar/metaphor of God himself. It isn't really perfect, it's not an in your face statement, and if Tom was taken out completely, I don't think it would affect the story much because what Tolkien said by the character existing, is a minor point at best.
I also don't think he's trying particularly hard to use Tom as some pure real-world allegory, but he does anyway in way? What he seems to be saying, is that in-story of LOTR, they can't just rely on God to directly, to solve all their problems with clearly noticeable miracles.
Tom isn't going to waltz with the ring to Mt. Doom and drop it in for the men of Middle Earth. Tom's... kinda deistic and hard to understand fully. His trees are growing, the air is blowing through the meadows... But, Gandalf an outmatched class of angelic being, might "survive" one battle with the throwback demon from the Angel-Wars to make some light beams and give some halflings some advice, and Gollum just might so happen to trip at the opportune moment and... well. That.
Tom's not holding men of middle earth's hand though. That is very unreliable. Providence doesn't work that way.
>*hinthint*
And real life might not work that way either.
That's what I think a person should take away from the character, even if Tolkien himself either doesn't like to, or didn't strictly intend to say it.
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I'm an avowed LOTR fan.
And I fucking love orc posting.
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>>136271260
To keep the jew from getting his due.
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>>136271652
thanks dixiebro. It seems that this Norwegian is doing god's work
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>>136270820
For children. Its a good first step towards reading LotR though.
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>>136270501
>China
>based
The chinks are fucking subhumans who deserve nothing less than nuclear fire. WW2 nips did nothing wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opeD5DhCMYw
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>>136262207
Gorndor is the Byzantine empire.
Rohan is the Goths.
Elves are just elves.
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>>136271801
Even in Japan they eat dogs.
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>>136262387
i view Gondor as the Eastern Roman (Byzantine) Empire, and Arnor as the fallen western Roman Empire.
Aragorn then represents a healing and unification of the two empires (as well as a unification of the splintered western kingdoms of Arthedain, Cardolan and Rhudar, that represents western Europe).
This would then put Mordor with either Khazaria or Bablyonia.
Rohan, and the origin of its people, resembles greatly the history of Germanic peoples that aided the Byzantine Empire (e.g. Ostrogoths, but there were others) in protecting Roman culture from the even more ferocious barbarians further east.
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Tolkien was /ourguy/
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>>136265386
>31 January 2004
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I'm suddenly in the mood to watch the LOTR trilogy.
So looks like I'm gonna have a damn good night. Especially since I've gotta pull an all nighter.
Lucky for me I gots me a fire pit and an extension cord.
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>>136270886
These two speeches have felt extremely relevant as of late...

>Fellowship- Frodo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjAAC13al9s

>Two Towers- Theoden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVEYcTyj1Do
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>>136269733
And these are edits of real articles as opposed to TRUMP IS VOLDEMORT DUMBLEDORES ARMY LMAO
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>>136260718
It's about Europeans banding together to fight negros (orcs) and muslims (men of the east)
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>>136262207
>asterlings (the men on those giant elephants) are niggers

You fucked up hard.
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>>136272811
Here's a favorite.
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>>136269148
You understand that these LOTR memes are a satire of the left's obsession with using pop culture references as valid arguments? Just trying to show their idiocy, because you can imagine that any leftist who sees a meme like this
>>136269007
will say about how it's just a fictional story, but then you will see that they previously likened Trump to Voldemort or Joffrey.
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>>136260718
Good points.

It was written by an Anglo after all - an honourary jews, if you will.
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>>136272027
That is 100% untrue
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>>136273047
heartily zozzled
>original, for reference
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>>136262207
No, Hobbits are the Italians

>eat, sleep, and fuck all day
>spend all their time not doing those three things cooking or preparing food
>short, hairy feet, and smoke liek chimneys

Hobbits are pastaniggers
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>>136273437
And here I thought they were the scotts.
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>>136265040
So what base are you on? You in okinawa?
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>>136268008

>Hurr Durr celts

being that fucking stupid

>2017

literally bop yourself lad
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Here's a reverse version. Where it's the real world, but super imposed on the world of Middle Earth
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>>136272027
No they actually don't, but Koreans & Vietnamese do. While still disgusting, it's not the same as what happens in China. The chinks purposefully fucking torture them because they think it adds flavor.

China is a blight.
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>>136260718

All of the fair races banding together are representative of different Euro ethnic groups. There are mud races in LoTR lore. They are either irrelevant or aiding Sauron. Sound familiar?
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>>136262063
>"It was Sam's first view of a battle of Men against Men, and he did not like it much. He was glad that he could not see the dead face. He wondered what the man's name was and where he came from; and if he was really evil of heart, or what lies or threats had led him on the long march from his home; and if he would not really rather have stayed there in peace-all"
Part were Faramir ambushes Sauthrons.
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>>136273958
When I was stationed in Korea back in 06, I actually had dog on a stick. The kind of dogs they breed to eat are like goats here in the U.S. it's a very specific breed, and no other breed is allowed to be killed. The process is very much to the point with no torture, and to be honest, It tastes fucking delicious.

I've never desired to have dog again though. It was one of those one off deals.
Like eating whale when I was in Japan, or Cat when I visited Laos.
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>>136272811
This one got a laugh out of me
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>>136260718
jewed softly
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>>136264715
>>136265140
>>136266609
>>136267149
Hope to clear up some of the confusion surrounding Tom Bombadil. While there isn't much that explicitly written about him, the little that there is is still enough to answer the question with 99.999% surety.

1. Tolkien wrote a letter to a friend of his that Tom is NOT Eru, so that rules out that theory.
2. Tom was wandering the vast, dark forest of Middle Earth long before the Elves showed up (specifically the forests of Eriador, between Misty Mountains and Blue Mountains. The Old Forest pretty much covered all of Eriador in the early ages)
3. His name among the Elves was Iarwain Ben-adar
4. In Fellowship of the Ring, Tom mentions how he saw Melkor arrive on the planet, Arda. (Tom says how he was living in Middle Earth before the Great Dark arrived).

Okay, this pretty much means that Tom is one of the Ainur, specifically a Maia. Tom never aged, his wife Goldberry is another documented Maia, so that either means Tom is an Elf or a Maia. He doesn't look at all like an Elf, so that makes him Maia. Another reason to think Maia is because he was already wandering the forests before the FIRST Elves from Cuivienen ever arrived to Eriador.
The theory that Tom is the "incarnation of Middle Earth" only has meaning if it's understood that all Maiar are "incarnations of Arda, Ea, Middle Earth, etc.". What I mean by this is that all the Ainur "represented" something. Manwe represents the wind, sky, air, etc., Ulmo represents water, the oceans, rivers, lakes, etc. Varda, the stars, and even Maiar represented "real" things, though to a lesser extent than one of the Valar.
In that sense it's okay to say that "Tom represents Middle Earth", or maybe more properly, "represents the primeval forests of Middle Earth", but that only reaffirms that he's a Maia.
"But he was on Middle Earth before the Great Dark arrived". Melkor was one of the first to arrive to Arda, but he wasn't THE FIRST. Tom was.
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>>136268860
Tom and Ungoliant are both Maiar.
It's documented with Ungoliant, and easily inferred with Tom.
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>>136274589
Tom is orders of magnitude more powerful than a Maiar
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>>136274434
Bombadil was a beta tester
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>>136262063
they are forced to follow Sauron, they were allied with Gondor before Gondor lose control over Umbar and the eastern coastline during a civil war against Sauron worshippers among the kingdom nobility
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>>136264615
max draw strength rofl
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>>136262063
Kekd
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>>136260718

So where are these fabled cities that were overrun with Orcs?

> DWARVES ARE GREEKS AND ROMANS
> ELVES ARE CELTIC
> MEN ARE BRITS AND FRANKS
> ORCS ARE GERMANS, TURKS, HUNS, AND BLACKS

Hunnic-Vikings are the phenotype of the Orc
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>>136271083
(((GOLDMOUNTAIN)))

kekkkkkk
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>>136262207
No Gondor are clearly a mix of western europeans under a byzantine thematic

And the rohirrim are just old anglo on horseback, they even kept the entirety of the old english language

Elves are no real clear population outside the fact the quenya is clearly inspired by the finnish language

Dwarves are inspired by jews under a very strong nordic culture

The easterlings are turkish and mongolians, a little bit of afghani and iranian too

The rest of your comparisons are retarded
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I see a lot of the typical
>dwarves are jews because they like gold and have big noses
You faggots completely miss the point of the Jew. It's not just money with them, it's power and control over the goy and they won't chip a single fingernail in their quest for world domination.
Dwarves go into caves and get their gold through blood and sweat. And unlike Jews, they stay in their caves and try not to get involved with other races too much. As long as you don't bother dwarves, they don't bother you. They have their place on this earth, you have yours.
Jews, on the other hand, want control over the goy races more than anything. Gold and money is just a physical manifestation of this desire. They always want more of it so they can swing their gold cocks around and topple civilizations and enslave people. They always insert themselves into nations that they have no business setting foot in and use their money to put themselves in power and when they do they enslave the people.
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>>136263490
No there is no real allegory but Tolkien admitted that the shire was inspired by pre industrialized english countryside
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>>136260718
>Entire series is about people from disparate races and cultures joining together to accomplish feats that would be impossible on their own
No it isn't, Men do everything
>One of the major subplots is about a member of each race getting over his racism toward the other
No it really isn't, almost all of them are cool with each other except for Boromir who rightfully hates the elves for abandoning everything and just giving up like pussies
>One of the most important characters (Elrond) is interracial
So?
>One of the main characters (Aragorn) is involved in an interracial relationship
No he isn't, Arwen is 2/3 elf 1/3 Numenorean
Aaragon is 100% Numenorean
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>>136275393
So, by that point, Sauron was THE Jew.
And Tolkein named him
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>>136264353
There are zero chinks of any kind and no niggers period
LotR is written in an older language style and black does not actually mean dark brown skinned
Swarthy also is a physical characteristic not to do with their skin color but complection (worn looking)
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>>136270582
Narnia is good, but CS Lewis shines with his Christian apologist works: viz. Mere Christianity, Screwtape Letters, The Problem of Pain, Abolition of Man, A Grief Observed.
His sci-fi series is pretty good too.
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>>136268008
Dwarfs we're modeled after the Scots who were the only people's of the entire British isles that Tolkein actually used as a basis for a people
Literally everyone else is based off of mainland europeans
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>>136273633
They can't be, Hobbit food looks appealing
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>>136265772
White wizard puts his army on the road to peace
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>>136260718
>One of the races consists of short, big-nosed people famed for their greed

Reported to ADL
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>>136274143
People forget these battles

Not all (white)men are good
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Tolkien: "I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations"

>Everyone proceeds to allegorize his work for generations

That being said, if he didn't want his work to be allegorized, he shouldn't have written so much allegory
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>>136260718
Reminder that the god tier soundtrack was composed by a Jew

/pol/

ABSOLUTELY

BTFO
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>>136266140
This.
>Rohirim = Anglo Saxons (the steppe version)
>Gondor = Rome/Byzantium
>Elves = Idealized White People
>Orcs = All versions of Shitskins and Niggers
>Dwarves = Industrial Germans
>Hobbits = Supposedly rural Brits but really rural Northern Italians
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I fucking hate this movie. Its so god damned boring.
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>>136276315
Tolkien was wise beyond his years
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>>136270627
the Elves only sent Legolas.
Humans only sent Aragorn and Boromir (and Boromir tried to betray Frodo).
The Ainur only sent the Istari, only one of whom (Gandalf) actually took an central role in helping Frodo, Saruman actively betraying his assigned task, and the other three wizards taking a less head-on approach.
Hobbits supplied four people, which shows that Hobbits, though humble and unassuming, are very brave and generous with their time.

This is just on the scale of Frodo and the Fellowship of the Ring. But if you took things on a worldwide scale, everyone helped in their own little way. The two Blue Wizards did "something" in the far east, they couldn't have been completely unsuccessful in their task, seeing as how Sauron wasn't able to bring his entire eastern forces to bear against Gondor and the West. Radagast, though seemingly unconcerned with fighting Sauron head-on, did at least try to keep the animal kingdom from completely turning evil and serving Sauron.
Lothlorien, Erebor, Dale, etc. were all attacked by Sauron's forces or his allies. It was literally a World War.
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>>136275279
Elves are the fair races leaving this earth (nordics and japs)

Watch The Last Samurai
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>>136271569
is there an article this orcpost is based on? i don't recognize this one
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>>136262207
>>136275393
>>136276750
Dwarves are Jews. Stop spreading misinformation

>The representation of Dwarves as evil changed dramatically with The Hobbit. Here the Dwarves became occasionally comedic and bumbling, but largely seen as honourable, serious-minded, but still portraying some negative characteristics such as being gold-hungry, extremely proud and occasionally officious. Tolkien was now influenced by his own selective reading of medieval texts regarding the Jewish people and their history.[5] The dwarves' characteristics of being dispossessed of their homeland (the Lonely Mountain, their ancestral home, is the goal the exiled Dwarves seek to reclaim), and living among other groups whilst retaining their own culture are all derived from the medieval image of Jews,[5][6] whilst their warlike nature stems from accounts in the Hebrew Bible.[5] Medieval views of Jews also saw them as having a propensity for making well-crafted and beautiful things

>The dwarves taking Bilbo out of his complacent existence has been seen as an eloquent metaphor for the "impoverishment of Western society without Jews."[6]
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>>136260718
They all came together to fight a common threat, but that didn't mean they had to BLANDA UPP and multiculturalize each of their nations
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>>136277219
Didn't reply to me though, you filthy Orc.
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>>136277219
>The Dwarf calendar invented for The Hobbit reflects the Jewish calendar in beginning in late autumn.[5]

>When writing The Lord of the Rings Tolkien continued many of the themes he had set up in The Hobbit. When giving Dwarves their own language (Khuzdul) Tolkien decided to create an analogue of a Semitic language influenced by Hebrew phonology. Like medieval Jewish groups, the Dwarves use their own language only amongst themselves, and adopted the languages of those they live amongst for the most part, for example taking public names from the cultures they lived within, whilst keeping their "true-names" and true language a secret.[10]

>In The Lord of the Rings, Tolkien uses the main dwarf character Gimli to finally reconcile the conflict between Elves and Dwarves through showing great courtesy to Galadriel and forming a deep friendship with Legolas, which has been seen as Tolkien's reply toward "Gentile anti-Semitism and Jewish exclusiveness".[6]

>Tolkien also elaborated on Jewish influence on his Dwarves in a letter: "I do think of the 'Dwarves' like Jews: at once native and alien in their habitations, speaking the languages of the country, but with an accent due to their own private tongue..."[11]

>In the last interview before his death, Tolkien, after discussing the nature of Elves, briefly says of his Dwarves: "The dwarves of course are quite obviously, wouldn't you say that in many ways they remind you of the Jews? Their words are Semitic, obviously, constructed to be Semitic."[13]
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>>136263335
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Daily reminder that Finns are the elves. Finnish influenced the language of the high elves, Quenya.
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I learned and sing the Passing of the Gray Elves to myself during commercial breaks or walks alone.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Depf1gKhBno

Why is this song not listed in the official soundtracks? It's one of the best songs from the LoTR movies
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>>136277693
>Tolkien based Khuzdul on Semitic languages. Like these, Khuzdul has triconsonantal roots: √KhZD "dwarf", √BND "head", √ZGL "silver (colour)". Also other similarities to Hebrew in phonology and morphology have been observed.[3][4]
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Tolkien Was huge Kalevala fan that's why he use finnish at his Elvish language
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>>136260899
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Rohan army charge is the scene we want again, europeans united, for our people and heritage, for our countries.
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>>136276315
Yea there is plenty of allegory in Tolkien's works despite the authors distaste of the term.

Honestly I suspect that Tolkien is just kind of butthurt about C.S Lewis having so much success as a Christian apologist and then using of obvious allegory in his own stories, so Tolkien wanted to make himself appear more 'clever'.

I do recall Tolkien saying he disliked Lewis's obvious use of Christian allegory in his Narnia stories but honestly the Narnia stories were meant for kids and anything more 'deep' would be lost on them.

Tolkien sometimes just strikes me as a person that is a tad too proud, and I wonder if Lewis had more success while alive than he did as that would explain some things. Legendary stories and fairy tales were full of allegories and Tolkien seemed to really enjoy those, so I suspect there is some pride involved.
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>>136276880
You mean the shitty conglomerate of different periods of the japanese history with an american main charactor because it was unbearable for an american to have a french one (the character is just Jules Brunet with the american nationality because fuck reasons)
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>>136276032
You're wrong. Tolkien made multiple remarks that he modeled the dwarfs after European Jews. From their secluded, exclusive society, to the language he created for them.
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>>136278188
That makes a lot of sense. After all, he was an Oxford lad like Lewis
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>>136260718

Elrond is like 7000 years old, how is he interracial. he would likely destroy elrond just to be remember of this question what he thought about when he was probably only 10 years old. thats 6990 years more thoughts above what this question is about.
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>>136278823

*he would likely destroy rivendel
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>>136278823
Because he's half elf half man, hence the name Elrodn Halfelven
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>>136278852
*Elrondville
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>>136260718
You got fucking rekt nigger>>136260899
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>>136260718
>interracial

You mean interspecies. Elves aren't human
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>>136274737
no, he's not. he was a maiar that only had power in a small location (the Old Forest). Outside of the Old Forest, he had no power.
The Ring had no influence on Tom, not because he was somehow "more powerful than any other maiar", but because he simply wasn't concerned with such unNatural things. Gandalf said that Tom would most likely lose the Ring from sheer forgetfulness and lack of interest.
the maiar have varying degrees of power, so just because Tom was supreme in the Old Forest, doesn't mean that he's stronger than all other maiar. Melian was supreme in Doriath, which was even bigger than the Old Forest.
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>>136260899
>Ents
>White
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>>136280210
>>136280107
>>136280023
>>136279930

epix
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>>136275393
>>136275721
>>136277219
maybe Tolkien was saying there are two types of Jews. Good and Bad.
Dwarves could be the good Jews, Sauron and the Orcs the bad Jews?

I dunno, I originally thought the dwarves were closer to Nordic culture, Rohan with the Germanic peoples that split off from Nordlandia, Gondor as Byzantine Empire, and the Elves as the Jews, with the Synagogue of Satan being composed of the various Orcs led by Sauron.
The Synagogue of Satan doesn't seem to be limited to just one race or religion, they infiltrate EVERYWHERE they go, but that it originally started with the Jews/Elves, just like the Orcs originally were Elves.
Plus if you look at the written language of the Dwarves, it doesn't resemble Hebrew script at all, it resembles Nordic.
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>>136276625
Weird, books don't have soundtracks
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>>136260718
>not all Uruks
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>>136264715
The embodiment of the song that created the world?
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>>136269192
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGfnOydG-Vo
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Gandalf talks to pol
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>>136260718
The two races were made by god, not natural selection in africa.
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>>136280617
Dwarves are bad jews too. As soon as thorin got what he wanted he turned his back on everyone who helped him.
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>>136280617
Orcs are Muslims, technically they were Mongol Hordes, but it's all the same thing ultimately.
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>>136276862
I always felt like it was that spank Galadriel that put a wedge between the companions so that when Boromir most needs Aragorns support and advice Aragorns shrugs him off.
Tolkien tries to write her as a good character, even benevolent but she is not. She is rebellious, partially responsible for the very existence of the rings and allows the whole world to be out at risk just to test herself.
She sets them on a destructive path for her own reasons and then all but used her granddaughters hand in marriage as leverage over Aragorn.
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>>136262422
>a kike on a stick
>cucked relligion that is still worshipping JHWH as god
No thanks
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>>136284069
>shareblue id logged
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>>136260718
All coming together to fight the common enemy: the nigger
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>>136276862
>yfw Disney makes a non-canon Lord of the Rings spinoff about Arab Haradrim wizards staving off the darkness of Mordor
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