When do you think that the next big timeline shift is gonna happen?

Not gonna lie, John Titor here. This is fucking hilarious watching the LHC crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let CERN get the time machine.

>>136224783
7-15-1-2-19-7-25-6-13-6-7-15-14-0

>>136225341
what does the future hold in store, atomic booms?

>>136225341
REAL ジョンチタ here don't listen to this fraud CERN is just fine and you have no reason not to trust us

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>>136224783
Either August 21st or September 23rd

>>136225341
>john titor
Nice try, impostor
I can prove if you people are interested

>>136225610
WWIII

>>136225690
t. CERN Agent

>>136225341
Yeah, about that.
https://home.cern/about/updates/2017/04/lhc-has-restarted-its-2017-run

>>136225409
11 fuck 24 C 11 1 7 O 19 20 10 14 2 D 3 19 0 8 11 22 21 5 17

>>136224783

17 days.

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Y'all bitches know shit.
I do, too.
Kill me.

>>136226346

>Kill me.

No, you must watch.

>>136225773
Hi daughter, how's mom doin'?

>>136226376
Whatever the outcome I don't think I should even be alive.
Don't make a drooling retard experience his retardation for longer than he has to. Plehss.

>>136224783
Hey Sam, you didn't get the memo? Aw Jeez, they were supposed to send it out yesterday. No wait, I think it was tomorrow? Anywho...you are in the Obama is President 3rd term timeline, Right? God I hope so because I was just in the Trump TL and WOW it's a Doozy.

>>136226572
>>136226346
From what Worldline are you from?

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>>136224783

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>>136226910
From the one that is peaceful and full of kind inhabitants.
It's called "hell" here, roite?

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>>136227188
Take this photo from the beta timeline that Okabe-san gave me

>>136227270
Here we have a crazy dictator ruling Japan,entire Europe under control of CERN and idk about america. They don't allow us to know.

>>136226795
Y-yeah of course I'm in the third Obama term timeline. I just lost my memo. Mind sending it to me again?

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There better be dr pepper in the new timeline

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>>136227890

>>136227890
>>136227976
>a waifu of exquisite taste

Drinking some Dr Pepper right now.