What's the difference between Australia and New Zealand?

>>136216253
We made provisions for them to sign up in our constitution, they're crabby with us for beating them at sport all the time though.

>>136216253
New Zealand has the rare opportunity to be a white sanctum. Unlike Australia which is full of sand niggers and Asians. We don't want to be part of them and haven't want to be so for over 130 years. Fuck the Australians you've lost control of your country.

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>>136216571
>hasn't even won a world cup in 18 years
lmaoing @ your life

The tasman sea and abos.. fuck off we're full.

>>136216253
>what's the difference
Whites from NZ were from wealthy European families that could afford to travel the world. Australia on the other hand is literally a containment zone.
Just looking at how much salt and shitposts come from Australia are on this board; they shitposted so hard that everyone now hates Canada instead of themselves.

NZ is a pure and virgin land Oz is Mars with air spiders

but they're our babies all the same

>>136217593
*air and spiders

>>136216858
New Zealand is less white than Australia because Aboriginals were genocided here.

>>136216253

Admit it, you just made this thread to piss New Zealanders off..

>>136216253
Australians are too crass and arrogant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoF_fa9TMDk

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>>136217593
>air spiders

>>136219247
Which is more tolerable to be around, a pack of abos or a clan of Maoris?

>>136217554
>wealthy European families
just because we are not prisoners don't make us wealthy
>could afford to travel the world
it was a one way trip

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NZ doesn't have a top notch PM like we do!

>>136219699
Maoris were nice to me when I was in New Zealand a couple months ago. They're big as fuck though so they could crush our average abos head with their hands.

>>136219767
we have literally had a PM who said that the White Race is dying through out the world and to solve that we need to bring in non white migrants

>>136219767
lol who was he saying this to?

>>136216858
White sanctum, ha ha, Auckland is the largest polynesian city in the world, more islanders than anywhere else, it's a shithole.

>>136220191
Trump taught him a little lesson about the art of the deal.

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>>136220204
>it's a shithole.
only certain suburbs

>>136220352
god damn what a pussy

>>136216253
>Why aren't they one country?
Australians are too homo.

>>136216253
They aren't one country because the colonists in New Zealand were more liberal on things like woman's suffrage and native rights.
As a result, New Zealand did not join the Federation of Australia and instead became a separate state entity.

>>136220771
desu our PM at the time wanted to form a sub pacific empire through the pacific islands while australia was deporting islanders out of queensland

>>136220895
Yes, we used to have Papua New Guinea as an Australian state.

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>>136221030
yeah but ours wanted to Annex all of the islands from Fiji to Samoa and every other islands then said it was treason that Hawaii got given to the USA

>>136219711
The settlers who came to NZ did so because they wanted too rather than being forced. Most were soldiers sent to fight the Maori, gum diggers, whalers and farmers.

>>136217593
>Pure and virgin land
not with all the incoming diversity ;)

>>136217128
quite the different story with cricket and league tho

>>136219699
Maoris can be great mates, they can also be complete degenerates. Not much in between.

>>136221317
Rugby Union is the only sport that matters in NZ.

The Kiwi's love fucking sheep. We don't want them.

>>136221390
mate its Cricket in Summer and Union in Winter

More votes at the UN this way.

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Australians are degenerate abbo fuckers, can't have a union with those cunts.

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We shag sheep and they get cucked by big emu cock

That's the only thing that matters

>>136221467
Don't forget sailing once every 4 years.

>>136221390
Do you think it's the only sport you're good at because it's the only sport that matters?
Or do you think it's the only sport that matters because it's the only sport you're good at?

>>136222222

>>136222649
That's funny because every time Australia Day comes around those lefty cunts in Melbourne always make it feel like we were worse than Nazi Germany, even assuming that every Jewish fanfiction is true.

>>136216253
this thread again? fuck off, kangaroo.

>>136216253
Fuck both Australia and New Zealand tbqh. I think they're both pussy countries. They should have conquered and cleansed half of Asia by now but they do nothing but sit on their gay little islands talking like retards and basically contributing nothing to the world. Australia in particular pisses me off. They had a lot of potential for conquest, but they are ambitionless pussies. That's not in keeping with Anglo tradition. I don't respect it.

>>136216253
Nz performs the kike ordained role of allowing sand niggers and.... real niggers, back door migration to oz and all its welfare.

>>136223021
>/
It's the only sport we're good at because it's the only sport that matters.

>>136223231
Both countries are vassal states of the US. Our foreign policy is dictated by Washington DC

>>136223231
Fuck off dickhead. You stupid yanks are the worlds problem. If we eradicated you fukwits the world would be a better place.

>>136216253

Both countries are vassal states of Germany. Their foreign policy is dictated by Berlin.

>>136219767

Did you even read the full transcript? It's obvious he gave Trump a hard time, I think he really held his own.

>>136223398
You mean London. Enjoy you queen pictures all over everything.

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>>136223231
This.
Fuck it, gonna start the NZ Reich.

>>136223485
But you can't eradicate shit because you're the world equivalent of couch potatoes. Tired of being lectured by you literal bums.

>>136223634
America took over the role of Britain after WWII.

>>136221204
The descendants of the soldiers are SJW cucks up north
The descendants of based wildman farmers whalers etc are deep southerners

>>136223485
Sod off you dopey cunt you couldn't even genocide the abos

>>136217639
air spiders was also correct.

>>136223889
Ahahahaha

>>136222649
People keep posting that, yet the image of the 3 generations of abos is clearly faked. The person in the middle has had the face superimposed over the top of the other image.

>>136223686
Mate... You don't even know. Your stupid country is the fattest bunch of dumb cunts. All we do over here is drink beer at the beach with some of the best looking women in the world... You only wish you lived here.

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>>136222986
tfw she will never look at you the way she looks at the emu.
>fear mingled with respect and lust.

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>>136223587
>"We'll take more. We will take anyone that you want us to take"
>giving Trump a hard time

That's not giving Trump a hard time, that's groveling and LITERALLY PLEADING that he accept the deal.
Sure he tried to come out strong at the start but Trump the master negotiator broke him and made him beg.

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>>136224272
>t. abbo fucker

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Winston will lead the way, NZ will annex australia and rename it the west island

>>136224503
>That's not giving Trump a hard time

Yeah, that's why Trump was whining about it being "the most unpleasant call" like a little bitch that day.

>>136224540
>There is literally not a single drop of abbo blood in any member of my family.
My great great great Grandfather was a beloved and greatly respected member of the Wellington community before your Islander ancestors had managed to stopped eating each other.

>>136224655
Uhhh yeah that was part of the master negotiation, showing he didn't want any part of the deal, that's how he got Turnbull to offer more.

Do you even negotiate?
You:
>Oh Malcom I'm so happy to be talking to you, I can't wait for you to send me all those refugees, please send more! You don't even have to take any of ours in return, we'll take yours for free!
You know I didn't realize until after I wrote it; that's pretty much exactly what Angela Merkel would say..... why am I even bothering with trying to uncuck a Kraut...?

>>136223652
vote for winnie seig heil

>>136225099
Trump accepted the deal without any modification. A wannabe-Jew like him could never win a deal against one of Yahweh's chosen. Turnbull manhandled Trump's fat little body, bent him over and fucked the little orange man from 16,000km away.

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>>136219767
Fuck off cunt

>>136225572
Yeah cool story bro, Trump loves dominating people, once he got Mal to beg he lost all interest and ended the call.

>>136225099

Trump: "That was the most unpleasant call I've had all day! Really unpleasant! Also, thanks for not giving me a hard time, you rock."

Stupid koala cuntfucker.

What's the difference between Canada and the United States? Why aren't they one country?

>inb4 leaf posters blow up at me

Just kidding. Canada is superior and more ahead of it's time than the U.S. is in almost every way.

What's the difference between Ireland and the United Kingdom? Why aren't they one country?

>inb4 an army of drunk leprechauns arrive to kill me
>inb4 this starts up a flame war over Ulster

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>>136223652
The National Socialist New Zealand Workers Party

>>136221317
We also smash you in sailing considering the burgers had to pay for Australians to teach them how to sail

>>136225885
Woah Kraut did I hit a nerve when I examined your cuck mentality?

>>136216253
We aren't one country because when the idea was proposed it was rejected based on how terribly the aussies treated their natives. Essentially, they were too racist for us.

I'd say the difference is that New Zealand is basically a giant tourist resort, while Australia has other things going for it. New Zealand is also king of sports, mainly rugby, and Australia is always a close second.

>>136226208

I hit a nerve when I examined your vagina.

new zealanders are soft poofters who surrendered to a bunch of tribal cannibals

>>136226325
>German humor

>>136216253
We both had no idea whether we wanted to or not so made provisions for both scenarios (we can instigate federation into them if we want).

So far neither of us have had any reason to question the status quo so we just have the offer sitting there, eventually when things get shit down here we may very well join.

>>136216253
They're both going to join the Great Indian Dharmic Empire, they're looking forward to it. So there is no point in becoming one country since the future they know is inevitable.

>>136226448
The brown eye of Sauron strikes again.

>>136226373
You surrendered your gun rights to your government.

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>>136226404

Don't sue me.

>>136226404
It's no laughing matter.

>>136216858
White sanctum?
With all those low IQ Maoris and the Chinese buying the whole country building by building?

Ever been to Auckland?
NZ is as fuck as other 1st world white countries.

>>136226373
We did?

>>136226325
Steady on with the banter Hans!
People might start to think you're a fellow aussie on a proxy after a savage burn like that mate.

>>136220382
Source on the map?

>>136226592
Probably worse, we never learnt our lessons in economics so we lag behind massively in socioeconomic status.

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>>136226651
> aussie on a proxy

Doubtful lmao

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>>136226592
>Chinese buying the whole country building by building?

>>136226846
Probably the lead they put in everything they make.

>>136216253
New Zealand is more Americanised and free market than us. New Zealand deregulated their trade unions and welfare system in the 80s, while we kept ours.

>>136226986
Also, NZ and the US are the only two countries in the world where prescription drug advertising is legal.

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>>136226846
Why not join the upcoming Great Indian Dharmic Empire instead? We could exterminate the chinkie scum together!

>>136226986
Yeah but our markets are less competitive and plagued by pseudo monopolies/duopolies because as you've always said 'we needed to diversify our exports'.

We're in desperate need to deregulate and stop competing with oversea markets.

>>136227068
It's much more subtle in New Zealand. Especially with television ads.

>>136227068
Shame pharmac will periodically kill off companies that don't get on their good boy list.

Australia: convict scum
New Zealand: the well to do hippies and rich liberal hipsters of the 1800s Britain

>>136227513
Criminal scum!

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>>136227256
It's a shame, but it has its benefits, too.

>>136227660
Good for the consumer, but it does mean that there is very little/no domestically grown pharmaceutical companies.

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>>136227513

>>136216253
Subject ourselves to the twats who claim our good shit while contributing a net fucking nothing to the world of their own?
Ha, nope.
Enjoy your lebos, abos and inhospitable wastelands faggots.

>>136226599
yeah the maori signed all their shit away for muskets and blankets.
>t. half english/half maori mutt

>>136229553
>t. half english/half maori mutt
Erh, that's tough. Mother or father?
How's your IQ going? Got the good half?

>>136229553
Yeah but when did we surrender?

Or does he mean the retarded treaty settlements.

Also don't blame them, it's fucking cold in winter.

>>136219653

i was like

>fugg i wanna go hunting in aussieland now

starship troopers n shiet

>>136229665
Probably neither.

>>136229708
>surrendered to a bunch of tribal cannibals
The English could've gone full genocide on the Maorii. Why they didn't, I have no idea.

>>136224373
And it's all you've ever done. When you take an objective look at history, detached from romanticism and cultural attachments, there is something that separates your ancestors from mine (I am 100% Anglo). We found a continent replete with opportunity, and we put nose to the grindstone and we fucking conquered it. You found the same, and did nothing. You drank beers on beaches. You fucking convict. You spawn of a sheep stealing great great grandfather and a Scottish prostitute great great grandmother. Your ancestors - your CAPTORS - found the perfect (perfect!) staging area of an Asian manifest destiny and you did nothing with it. You humped crocodiles and emulated Europe. You disgust me to my motherfucking core. You let us down. Let us DOWN. I know, you think because we've been subverted by Jews and you still maintain a respectable white demographic (for now) that you can talk down to me. Let me tell you something you weirdo fucking fuck, you can't. You think you will remain 80% white forever. You think what happened to us won't happen to you? You think your effeminate Turnbull tier, "female Prime Minister" politicians won't put the kabash on that? You think you're not on the very same road as us, just lagging a bit further behind as usual? Fuck you. Fight me IRL. Literally. The Australian continent had as much potential as America itself. And what did you do? Absolutely "fuck all". Fight me IN REAL LIFE. The Jews targeted us because we built a paradise to subvert. You became a vassal because you didn't.

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>>136230138

aussies are degenera-

>>136230563

meant to write *aren't

>the things you forget when you're laughing too hard

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>>136216253
they have extreme little dick syndrome, basically our Canada

>>136229553
>t. half english/half maori mutt

iktf. thank god the only thing maori about me is my slightly tanned skin tone and surname. I got the english half in terms of IQ and all that jazz so it's pretty good.

When I go to Australia it's really flat and a bit hotter. There are some big spiders too.

Culturally it's like England/Scotland or USA/Canada except a bit closer.

>>136230689
New Zealanders are cuter than Australians

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Why do aussie women crave the big NZ cock?

>>136230702
You're half maori? I'm 1/8th max. Maybe 1/16th. I look full white though (except for my coarse/curly hair which got me called a jew in college).

>>136230702
No, there's no 'so it's pretty good' about being mixed. Purity or fuck off.

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>>136230563
Need a top up girls?

>>136231355
>purity
lol. how's that purity treating you?

>>136231457
Treating him to a better likelihood of having a higher IQ than you.

>>136231495
>anybody on /pol/ believing they have a high IQ on the basis that they're white.
just because whites have a higher IQ than maoris on average doesn't mean you have a high IQ because you're white. you're literally sitting on /pol/ shitposting, lol.

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>>136230563
Their culture is superior to ours.

>>136216253
Im at a party and somebody actually said:"its 2017 come on". Leave /pol/ for 5 mins and the memes smack me between the eyes.

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>>136231939
What the actual fuck did i just watch
This might be the worst thing i've ever seen holy shit. This creeps me out on a whole new level

>>136231986
It is the current year, after all.

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卐 Sieg Ficking Heil 卐

Fuck you op you JEW NIGGER, NZ is that land of the free, australia is a fucked peice of nigger shit that should be nuked.

To many niggers and chinks there. at least here our government knows 2 wongs dont make a white.

Mother fucker. i hope you die of aids cancer and judaism. put you in a fucking concentration camp along with the rest of them.

>>136216253
aussies are descended from convicts and the darkest of darkies, Kiwis are descended from stupid poor settler and boat niggers.

>>136233139
You must be suuuuper popular with the ladies!

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>>136216253
they are seperate nations,just like you and canada

and that is how it is

soon all the empires sons will be united

>>136230563
I live in the town where this pic happened, let me tell you these girls are doing god's work. Frankston is the last bastion of white Melbourne because the locals like this scare away migrants and keep the property value affordable.

>>136233842
muslims will move there if they know slutty white girls live there with affordable housing nearby

fix it bruce!

>>136233672

Why not just call it the British Empire V2?

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I view the Anglo race as the true dominant race on this planet. No other race has managed to find the balance between rationalism, aestheticism, justice, and the pursuit of rational truth as those derived from the British Isles. It's as if God himself looked down upon earth and with his hand pointed his finger at Britain and seered into it ultimate destiny. We are the absolute pinnacle of humanity. We have achieved more than any other. We were the zenith of hope for a spinning blue ball in the corner of the Milky Way. We should own every corner, every spec of dust from some untrammeled hill in Tennessee, to some unmarked plain in the Australian outback, to some mysterious jungle in Africa. What other group, or ethnicity, or race, or clan, or whatever word you choose, has ripped from the ground with his bare hands and thrusted before humanity as if to say "look, look what our species is capable of!" Anglos. The race that brought us every concept worth conceiving for the betterment of humanity. A race those world viewwas forged in the relentless trial and error of our ancestors who sought to make a liable world on a dismal, dark island unfortunately placed in a corner of the world, besieged on all sides by the benighted. That special, beautiful race of historical and evolutionary happenstance. Tucked away in a rainy, average island at the edge of Europe, this group set out to conquer the world. Discovery after discovery, innovation after innovation, it took the world by storm. Through intellect, through force, through beauty. Its American offshoots conquered a continent. Its African offshoots conquered another. Its Asian offshoots the same. And what has become of us? What has become of the community of Darwin and Faraday and Newton and Richard and Wellington and Jefferson and Cook and Phillip and Hume?

>>136234976
Australians ought to be a fallback position for the trials we have faced.they were meant, surely, to be another objective through which our ancestors furthered the betterment of our species. They found an island, "boundless" in its potential. They are an outpost of the single most contributive group the world has seen. Instead they are a pitiful island of redneck throwbacks who refuse - outright refuse - to pick up a torch dropped before them, burning in the grass, on the precipice of extinction. I hate Australians for this reason. A race of convicts. You laugh at America. Haha, Jew puppets, nigger infested, spic infested trash. But we flew toward the sun, as our ancestors did.

What did you do? You wrote an 80s pop hit about the "land down under" and you wrestled crocodiles. Fuck you forever.; In Heaven, I will beat you. I will come up to you and I will punch you in the fucking face. Just wait for me.

Austrlians talk shit like their shit don't stink, because their remoteness temporarily shields them from from the rest of our reality. But I will fucking punch an Australian in the fucking teeth for their stupid fucking belief.

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>>136235095
>You wrote an 80s pop hit
>hit
"Hit" being the key word there, what a classic!

>>136235095
>highest minimum wage in the world
amerifats loose again

>>136216253
we have almost no muslims

>>136237203
Fucker. For now. What are you some bastion of righteousness? You're a bunch of drunk fucks who talk shit. You're not going to stop the onslaught unless you get serious but serious is not the Australian vocabulary. You are nothing more than America circa 1973. Do you realize that I would hit you in the head with the nozzle of a garden hose? Stupid fuck, you are on the exact same road as we are, we are just trailblazing that road, because that's what WE do. You lag behind with compass in one hand and a "Fosters, Austrlalian for beer" in the other, making fun of the camp counselor leading the way. Fuck, I would fuck you up. Guillotine choke. You cou;d be our savior, the next superpower, but you are simply not smart enough. It's the sort of thing that makes me think there is something to mysticism. What else could lead a country of Anglos astray?

But I'm sure some "prime minister" will solve the problem. Stupid. You're stupid as shit. Toss another shrimp on the barbie, Ford/Holden driving faggot.

Australians are roughly as racist and as smart as Maoris. That's why so many Maoris move over there

>>136235505
>>136235751
Ignore him lads, he's clearly a kraut-merican trying to divide and conquer the Anglo whom he rightly pointed out as the greatest race the world has ever known.

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>>136233139
this cunt knows whats up

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>>136233534

normie faggot get off this board

>>136237776
I'm not kraut. I AM fucking Anglo. You can dismiss it but that doesn't make it any less true. This experiment is done, I realize that. As it Britain. Fucking faggots. You raised swords to fight for everything from the right to keep and bear arms to the concept of "distraint" (look it up you subverted fucking faggot) but you gave it all up. I am the voice of your ancestors. Shouting down at you. You are a goddamn coward and quitter. Australia could be the last hope but something about them has made them sheep.. Fuck. You. I will fucking come at you in the afterlife. You simply gave up, and you rationalized it. Which si what Britain does, rationalize every sort of subversion that gets introduced by any French or German Jew that walks into the place. Ros beef indeed. What do you do? Do you live in some utterly intolerable apartment in some metropolitan hellscape and obey the TV police with your nogunz?

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one of the gooks living in australia AMA

pic is proof

>>136238167
Actually I live in a detached middle class house in a pure British rural town, was raised devoutly Roman Catholic, spent most of my childhood with my farmer grandparents who made sure to instill good morals in me and am a voice of reason amongst a sea of British degeneracy.

>>136238575
I was raised in the Commonwealth of Virginia. My paternal ancestors came here in the 1600s. My maternal ancestors in the 1700s. All from the British Isles. Yeah, you laugh at that because you've been subverted. Fucking "yankee" trash, even though we are not yankees. You think we asked for this? A land of "immigrants" freed niggers, perpetual subversion of our "natural born rights as Englishment"? Stranded, like the fucking Rhodesians, who you also don't give a fuck about. At least we fought. At least we put our heads down and charged forward. I'm sick of you fuckers telling us we are in the wrong. What is the future for all of us, no matter what continent we built our homes on? What is it, Nigel?

>>136231668
>better likelihood
Lingual comprehension isn't you island boys' strong suit, is it? Maybe it has something to do with intelligence

>>136238403
I would beat you into a yellow and red pulp. What the fuck would you do about it instead of curl up into a little ball trying to escape the blows? You should go back to where you came from. I don't care how well you speak English. I don't care if you wear the 'latest western fashions'. You're a goddamn kimono wearing gook, and I'd beat you senseless. It;'s what you have earned. It's what you've asked for.

>>136220382
>my suburb is in a green zone.
Feelsgoodman

Faggots. Fucking punks. Bump.

>>136217128
Try Cricket, you beta mofos.

Pussy fuckers. Sitting on chairs with your legs crossed like women cross them. Bump. Face your shame, effeminate sissies.