So I just got tickets to this faggots show what do /pol/? How

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call him the mindrape show he doesn't like that

Call him a kiddy diddler and Pedosta crony.

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>>136212734
They'll just edit it out like they did with Oliver Stone calling out Israel's influence over elections.

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>>136212734
Ask him how Podesta is doing

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>>136212734
Make international news. You know what I mean.

Its taped not live so they will just cut it.

You'll have to yell TWO SCOOPS and hope he thinks you are mad about it

>>136212734
jonathon liebowitz's cock holster

>>136212734
Yell out pepe

>>136213139
John Pedosta's cock holster.

>>136212734
Run on stage with a sign reading "2 SCOOPS" , do this during a Trump segment.

Worst they might do is kick you out.

I kinda want to wear my maga hat but I don't think they will let me in

>>136213085
This

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Rush on stage and say the phone number for ICE!!! Or shout TRUMP 2020!

Wear an ice cream t-shirt

>>136213233
do it faggot

11th child should have been aborted

>>136212734
>>136212734
Best thing you can do is make a scene and record it somehow. Video or audio works, both preferably. Course there's probably no way to get it out without them knowing it was you, and you probably getting hit pretty hard legally. Truth be told, your best bet is to try and get the ice cream man to give you a sour look. May be all you can get.

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He's completely destroying you.

>>136212734
don't do anything to crazy cause they can always edit and cut anything out

and then you'll also be feeding the narrative of muh violent and racist drumpf supporters

>>136212734
shine a laser pointer in his eye

>Buying tickets before having a plan

Nah you just a fan bruh.

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>>136212734
Charge the stage screaming BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST INFOWARS DOT COM

Three

Scoops

>>136213576
Kek this , only during Trump segments

>>136212734
walk in with a bomb.

>>136212734
Jump up and down in your seat screaming "PEE PEE TAPE!"

>>136213584
No I literally got tickets for the sole purpose of going and trolling him

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>>136213410
Nice desu

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>>136212734
Employ an absurdly obnoxious laugh, while wringing your hands like the biggest kike out of Israel.

>>136212734
Bully him and call him a gay!

>>136213655
Hah! Classy and tasteful.

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>>136213747
Tell me more.

>>136213638
>>136213747
Laugh really loudly and try your hardest to make it a stealth REEEE

draw cocks on his forehead while hes trump bashing

POST TICKETS or else you're just a LARPing faggot

>>136213126
poison dart with a note in it

>>136213576
at least this.
they might search you on the way in so just wear compression shorts and keep it in your grundel

>>136212734
run on stage during his monologue and be like "STEVEN I HAVE THE TWO SCOPES", make sure you have a friend recording it on his phone since they'll just cut you from the broadcast

>>136214405
*SCOOPS

>>136212734
Take 3 scoops.
Check em

Storm the stage yelling black lives matter and screaming that no one is talking about black dying anymore. Make sure you're dragged away by security screaming BLM and calling Colbert racist whitey.

Bonus points if you're white and can pass as a faggy libshit.

>>136212734
Make a scene and record it, but don't drop redpills. You have two chances here. To prove to people the right is "violent", or to further defame the left. Make a scene as a left winger. Tell Colbert you don't think he supports trans bathroom rights as much as he should, make it believable.

>>136214405
>>136214452
and make sure you're holding an ice cream cone in each hand

>>136213126
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq9AOpp4wZQ

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>>136212734
Call /pol/ acquire all the tickets to a single show?

>>136214716
the shit storm would be glorious

>>136214716
That'd be fucking amazing.

>>136214588
Digits speak the truth. Do it right and the left will spend the next week running g a social media campaign and attacking Colbert (again).

>>136214716
I don't want to be around that many brown people at the same time.

>>136212734
You are wasting your time desu

>>136214828
kek

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>>136212734
You're only option is a nude run across stage while yelling out "kek forever. Trump has the best weenie!!!"

If repeated digits, do it at higher volume by a factor of the digit repetition.

PS -- Enjoy the band. They've been fucking great when I've been at the show. Jon Batiste is a legend

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>>136213181
Please say this...
DURING HIS MONOLOGUE...

#podestascockholster

Digits please confirm
Do it for Seth anon!

>>136214588
This is retarded they'll just dig up this thread to show that it was a scheming right winger, and then we'd be all over the fucking news yet again flooding normies in

Dress up as Colbert and yell groznald glumpth

>>136213747
This. Do it the entire time so they can't edit it out.

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>>136212734
If I ever got the chance to meet Colbert face to dace I have one thing to say:

>You have betrayed Catholicism, you have betrayed your fellow man, and you have betrayed the white race. I am glad that your father died in that plane crash with no survivors. Cause it would be extremely painful to see the traitor you have become.

>>136213576
This do it while screaming KEKISTAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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>>136212734
Give him two scoops of his own ice cream.

>>136212734
Fuck his wife.

Hide a bunch of burner phones in the studio. Throughout the show call the phones. The ringtone will be the skippy shower torture at full volume. Make sure the phone you call from is a burner too. Leave no fingerprints. Have friends film the reactions and immediately post online because no way they will air the show.

>>136212734
yell TWO SCOOPS when he's like 80% of the way done with his monologue

you will get thrown out but he'll have to do it all over again

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>>136216971
Something like this might work. Wait for a silent, possibly pregnant, pause and then do it.

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On a semi-related note.

I'm seeing Clownvis Presley (He's fucking hilarious, check him out) October 13th and Tim Heidecker is going to be there.

I want to heckle that fat pussy, I was thinking about yelling out "PLAY THE KEK SONG!"

Any other ideas? Keep in mind my old girlfriend will be there and she lives fatdecker. How do I get him angry while looking like a badass and make her want to fuck me?

>pic related. its Clownvis

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>>136213616
It's the thinking man's protest chant.

>>136212734
suicide bomb his show
kek wills it.

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>>136212734
Bring a hidden camera so we can see what his show is like unedited. One that looks like a shirt button. https://www.amazon.com/LIMTECH®-Button-Camera-Hidden-Camcorder/dp/B00J0XTBXA

>>136212734
TWO SCOOPS EVERY DAY BRO!

>>136213070
THIS, EVEN SHOUT "YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT SHIT DON'T CHA??"

>>136218497
MAKE SURE TO HAVE THE FATHERHOOD VIDEO SYNCHED UP AND CRANK IT UP AS LOUD AS YOU CAN GET FOR THE AUDIENCE TO HEAR!!!

>>136218403
This, we need this.
We need to HUMILIATE him with his.
Don't worry about the editing, post the whole thing to us, stay quiet and we will do the rest.

just ask him why he is a better looking john oliver
and why him and the other people with talks shows have the same content

Hold up a sign saying Ben Afflect is a slave owner.

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Laser pointer in eye, digits confirm.

>>136218403
well, that beats my idea, after the show, upload it somewhere, post the link on here, and someone will post it on youtube under the stephen colbert name.

>>136212734

Seriously, give tix to random drunks or crackheads. Inform them, should they be denied entrance, it would be outright discrimination against the out-of-luck. (Hollywood let Robert Downey back in.) Supply them with contact #s to lib lawyers & media with the tix in case they are judged on their appearance. Where does this clown film his show? NY or LA shouldn't have problem finding worthy candidates.

hit him in the face with a shovel for me, please.

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>In April 2017, an extraordinary claim of the Israeli security services was published in Ha’aretz (Hebrew): over 400 Palestinians had been detained under suspicion they may be involved in future terrorist attacks. They were detained not on the basis of evidence, but on the decision made by an algorithm.

>The algorithm began analyzing the social media profiles of Palestinians, and deriving from them a series of indicators which, when aggregated, produced a profile of a possible attacker.

>The fact that someone fits such a profile – for instance, he praised attackers and changed his profile picture – does not in any way serve as evidence a court will accept. Basically we are asked to believe a system, of which we know nothing, may accurately predict the actions of a specific person in the future, and, on the verdict of said system, we may then detain that person – not for something he did, or even planned to do, but for something he may do.

>>136214716
>>136214828
what he means is all of us buy all tickets for one of his shows so that the audience is all /pol/acks.
if that happens, it's over for colbert.

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>>136212734
Dont laugh.

>>136219460
>>136212734

PS, be nearby filming them being admitted, or not, into the show. If not, post everywhere & send to media.

>>136219573
whoops wanted to make a new thread

>>136212734
Scream "DNC killed Seth Rich!" until security throws you out.

>>136212734
Throw a rock at his head.

>>136219584
that's the joke
/pol/ is all brown people

>>136215318
>>136213747
This, do this for every joke in his monologue

>>136212734
ask him if he likes pizza or hotdogs more

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>>136214534
THIS.

>>136212734
forgot to mention, when you get in, immediately report on here, create a live thread about updates currently going on where you are.

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>>136212734
Tell him he sucked in Monsters vs Aliens.
>tfw I went to the screening
>tfw I got to tell him he sucked
>tfw he stopped voiceovers for quite awhile
>tfw I'm still at the back of his mind everytime he feels he has no business in cartoons

>>136212734
bring a friend to record you as you run onstage and spout memes
that way you'll have proofs

>>136220576
checked

>>136212734
I wouldn't waist two seconds of my life breathing the same air as that man in the same room.
Toss the tickets in the dumpster outside, turn, hail a taxi, and go to ground zero to reflect on how Muslims will kill you when you least expect it.

Stay alert.

Kill first or be killed.

>>136218403
this is the best idea

>>136213085
Wait until the part of the show where they're shilling for a paid sponsor, then shout something about fucking kids in the ass with Podesta.

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>>136214716
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE's in unison!!

>>136214716
we can do anything with the right d1gits

>>136214716
This.

Buy out all the tickets to his show. Show up all as individuals, no indication of collusion or 4channery. Then, for the rest of his show, every time he tells a joke, everyone laughs in unison.

>HA...HA...HA...HA...HA...HA

>>136213663
you're going to get kicked out after the first attempt, so you better make it good. ask him how he sleeps at night knowing he fucks & murders small children on a regular basis and if he things we should hang him for it.

>>136221587
Not onlt would this thoroughly terrify Colbert and his (((handlers))), theres a slight chance that normies would find it hilarious and it becomes a meme. Or they just cancel alltogether and start filming without audience.

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>>136214534
Chaos is a beautiful thing

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>>136222222
PRAISE HIM

>>136222222
HOLY

>>136222222
praise

>>136222222
Jeezus Lawd Almighty

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>>136222222
>Kekistan

Remember when this wasn't beaten to death by r/The_Donald?

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>>136222222

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>>136222222

>>136222222
nice man

>>136222222
Checked

>>136222222
I came from another thread to check these digits

>>136222222
Kek

>>136222222

o snap

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>>136222222

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>>136222576
swiftly become an hero

>>136222660
Me as well.
>>136222222
Praise be.

>>136222576
No

>>136221477
Oo and checked

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>>136222222
Well would ya look at that

>>136214534
chosen plz do this plz

>>136222576
The kek meme is from 4chan you fucking newfag. It was exported to reddit because the donald is a 4chan colony

>>136212734
Eat two scoops of ice cream...

>>136222222
Thanks... Kek???
Thanks Kek

>>136222827
>4chan colony

Lol go back

>>136222222
And god said "Let there be chaos"

>>136222222
shadilay
praise kek and his prohet epep

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>>136222222
DIGITS CONFIRM!!!
YOU MUST DO THIS FOR KEK!!!

>>136222222
>2kek
>222222

>>136222576
Kekistan is the worst meme to come out of this place.

> anyone w a flag is a full retard.

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>>136214828

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>>136223178

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>>136222222
indeed

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>>136222222
Jesus

>>136223178
It didn't come from here

>>136215540
I keep forgetting he was a catholic before they got to him and turned him into an apeshit liberal

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>>136222222

>>136212734
>i paid this guy money

>how do i troll him for your amusements XDD

what a cuck lmao

>>136213181
>>>136213139
>John Pedosta's cock holster.
Absolutely this

>>136223178
daily reminder that /pol/ is a kekistani board

>>136222222
Perfect alignment of get, image, and message. Shadilay!

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>>136223506
Go back Go back Go back

>>136223506
i agree

P R A I S E K E K

>>136222222
God is not a God of chaos

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>>136213161
simple.
perfect.

>>136223558
you are simply mentally too weak to face to kek.
go, open your personal fefe blog on visagejournal or something

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>>136213214
im gonna get u drumphies

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>>136222222

>>136223645
wana talk about gaylords, gaylord?

>>136214405
I thought the Late Show was live.

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>>136223758
Or maybe I'm not 13? This board is supposed to be 18+. Go away.

>>136223877
Maximum fallen. http://www.propheticrevelation.net/original_sin/the_serpent_seed_3.htm
Wanna talk about unclean spirits? Of course you don't. False fag flag flaggot faggot suck on my nads

>>136223645

Depends how you define chaos.

Order is darkness, not light.

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>>136222222
Not a waste of digits. Nice work

>>136223952
>oldfart
>>136223984
oh yes, i like unclean

>>136222222
Checked.

>>136224059
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_nVk25ZvTkU

>>136224144
Confirmed to be massively underage. Nice. Now go take out the trash before your mom takes away your computer time.

>>136223952
lol check out this big boy

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>>136222222
Poop sex McGee!

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>>136224315
It's okay, you'll grow out of the meme flag phase eventually.

>>136224170

Think about it, life is the chaos that spawns life.

Without it, there is pure order in darkness.

Colbert seems to have dropped off the radar lately. It seems like people are growing weary of this antics.

>>136224565

light*

>>136224217
my custody called, here is his message:
gerontards shall never assume that /pol/ is a safe space to ZERM

>>136224580
What the fuck are you even talking about now?

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>>136224580
This isn't a safe space for anything.

Subversion isn't really and on/off option.

>>136222222
PRAISE

>>136224573
He's doing just fine, you're just not seeing people bitch about him because they don't have anything that'll stick.

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>>136222222

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>>136222222
BEAUTIFUL
IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!!

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>Trump faggots being this livid about a joke show

>>136224704

Obviously it's not a safe space. But redditors seem to believe it is

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>>136221587
>just one unimpressed monotone "HA" for every punchline.

>>136224667
its never too late to start thinking, even at your age.
you'll figure.

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>>136224872
>shills putting out weaker and weaker bait by the day

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>>136214828

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>>136212734
u know what to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_9f-4Koivc

>>136225029

>calling everyone who doesn't share your opinion a shill

shit's not good for you man you're gonna become a paranoid schizophrenic

just shout out pepe and make a fake id with the name of samuel hyde so when they take you in they run his name

Light an M-80 or some other extremely loud firecracker and toss it onto the stage. The point isn't to hurt anyone, but to just startle the whole place. Rowdy fans occasionally do this during sporting events in eastern Europe.

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>>136222222
A S C E N D E D
S
C
E
N
D
E
D

>>136222222

KEK
>>136218403
>>136218403

Have yourself or a friend who does not associate with you film the whole thing to expose how they work and think
>>136212734
Do EET faggot,
KEK VULT!


c
Legacy capcha says
>SKALLA Parties
Yes capcha, Sharilay party coalition

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>>136225301
>implying a baited post with no real argument is a legitimate opinion

Wew

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>>136222222
Aye dios Pepe!

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>>136225253
shout "praise kek"

>>136213126
This.
The man is Wormtongue, he is in league with the Jesuits, take. him. out. anon.

>>136212734
During his monologue shout out "allahu Akbar".

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>>136222222
checked

>>136225389
That's a felony

>>136224837
idk why this still makes me laugh

>>136212734
Kekistan flag, Hitler's salute

Let's make it edgy again

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>>136225569
nice face, faggot

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>>136225678
Not bad, see if he ducks, if he does he's an hypocrite.

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>>136222222

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>>136222222
>Chaos is a beautiful thing
o my
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbkwE-XgZPI

Yell "awoo" real loud x3

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>>136225852
It's a real shame it isn't my photo

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>>136225981
>Yell "awoo" real loud x3
go /b/ 12 somewhere else

Shit your pants while in the audience.

>>136222222
>when shills use scripts to bump slide threads with endless checks
jk but I bet some asshole somewhere would say this and mean it

laugh one extra laugh when he tells a joke!

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>>136222222
Is there any doubt what needs to be done now?

Kek demands that OP storms the stage and appease the great ogga-boogas in the sky.

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>>136226026
>It's a real shame it isn't my photo
i don't believe (u)

>>136214534
This is actually a funny idea. Too bad nobody will ever actually do it.
>>136222222
le magic numbers XD

>>136226033
Excuse me

>>136213139
Yeah. Basicly his mouth is 'anyone' cockholdser

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>>136222222
he's here

if there's multiple poltards, you have to yell shit one by one, since you will probably get kicked out.
plus it will be funnier since they will never know when it's the last one

>>136213233
Forget MAGA hats for now you really have a chance to fuck it up for him

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>>136226093
WELL YOU SHOULD

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>>136222222
CHAOS FOR THE CHAOS GOD

>>136225823
I know, but let's be honest; OP isn't going to do anything.

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>>136222222
eternal praise

>>136213747
I fucking spit out my spit, 1000/10 Anon.

>>136226288
This. Most likely just another larper.

>>136222222
MODS ARE FAGS

>>136213949
He needs a scrim of a cock for his laser pointer and when the Trump segment comes point it at his cheek

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>>136226159
>Excuse me
no problem. just leave.

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>>136226333
witnessed

>>136218403
not a good idea. I've been to the colbert report back when he was funny adn I was blue pilled. He's pretty cool off camera. Someone asked him to rap in Shakespearean on the fly and he did and he was pretty damn good. Nothing really embarrassing happened

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>>136226333
Checked

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>>136226333
those digits

>>136221587
KEK OMG

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scream TWO SCOOPS BLEEEERUUUURRRRMMMPPPFFF during his monologue

>>136212734

>TWO SCOOPS

That's for us.

>ISRAEL HACKED THE ELECTION

That's for the leftists

>FREE PIZZA FOR PODESTA

That's for us and for normies to google

>YOU USED TO BE FUNNY

That's just mean

What's our new pepe? Definitely nothing Kekistani related.

>"Seven lives for my country. Long live His Imperial Majesty, the Emperor!"

That's more obscure, for true /pol/acks

>>136224917
KEK this after

>>136212734
>"HIS NAME WAS SETH RICH"

>>136218403
THIS THIS

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>>136213747

This. Wear a yamaka as you do it and if anyone kicks you out scream that the security called you a jew and threaten to sue for antisemitism. Say your brother is a lawyer.

Also if security does escort you out, have a bunch of pennies in your pockets that you drop and then attempt to pick up.

>>136212734

Throw ice cream at the stage screaming 2 scoops

>>136217704
ask him why world peace was cancelled

>>136226675
This is gold, good thinking

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>>136226615
The thinking man face is the new pepe around these parts.

The thinking man emoji will soon be called the newest alt right symbol in left wing online media. Bet on it.

>>136212734
Just spam the fucking Peewee Herman laugh the whole goddamn time. What's he supposed to do, throw you out for thinking he's funny? :^)

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We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

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>>136213747
>Employ an absurdly obnoxious laugh, while wringing your hands like the biggest kike out of Israel.
iConcur

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>>136214534

>>136222222
Checkers

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>>136213747
while you're at it, dress the part.
they'll think you're really a jew

>>136212734
He's gonna edit out whatever you do or say.

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>>136226803
this

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>>136226803
>Just spam the fucking Peewee Herman laugh
shifts in his chair
>embed related
adjusts glasses
>embed related
starts to tell a joke
>embed related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYIKw91sAWE

>>136226721
they only gave you a show so they could take it away sam

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYIKw91sAWE

>>136212734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cyx6nWdFas

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ask him about John's Risotto

>>136226803
>>136227122
>>136227153
This.

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>>136227252
Stephanie Colbert knew Chester Bennington?

>>136212734
I just had two scoops of ice cream. am I literally hitler now?

>>136226159
He actually goes lol

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>>136227379
>He actually goes lol
ur next

Poop your pants then scoop it out and put it right in the mouth of the liberal you're sitting next to when they commence their laughing at a colbert joke
then shout out FOR CHAOS FOR PEPEEEEEEEEEE

>>136219573
>literally person of interest in real life.
>goyem of interest

>>136226803
Oh shit this one's good. Fucking good. "HEH HEH"

>>136212734

>Paid for his product

Wow, gee willikers, you sure showed him you public terror you.

>>136227469
Youll have to drag me out Im just gonna lie down

drop your pants and leave "two scoops" on your seat before you leave

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>>136222222
1's yesterday. 2's today
PRAISE

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>>136227821
>aussie barbarian filth.

>>136227951
>can't handle the banter

>>136228074
>banter
>being no better than a filthy indian streetshitter

>>136227951
>>136228074
Actually its right on par. If you been reading all the suggestions this chronologically correct some push the envelope some stay level but you never go less extreme with each addition

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>>136228255
>actually being able to shit in public
>humans actually letting you shit in public

>>136227347
Actually its about that time I will go but hey is that the linkin park fag firreals?

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>>136212734
Just sit down and enjoy this based man's show.

>>136226033
Lol look at the pic

>>136214534
I like this idea

>>136213092
Colbert is obviously a sick guy. Im good at reading people. He's also a closet faggot.

>>136228562
yes his partner is probly his first gf ever if not a hollywood sham relationship

>>136212734
do your best to fart a lot and have vomit-inducing farts
make the other audience members feel terrible for coming

Walk into the studio with a hijab.

>>136228735
for example, get a hemorrhoid, so that the bacteria can use the blood to make smellier farts

>>136222222
Witnessed

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>>136227942
>>136111111

>>136228161
>Not having a sense of humour like a boring, lonely burger

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>>136222222
praise for days

>>136229032
>pretending something lame, impractical and cliche has any place on an esoteric board like /pol/

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>>136228647
>yes his partner is probly his first gf ever if not a hollywood sham relationship
u better run nigger

>>136222222
HE BLESSES US

I bet if he yelled PEPE like an autist, they'd throw him out and reshoot/edit it out.

>>136213663
>giving someone money to troll them
Classic.

>>136212734
Try and get a seat where you'll be just out of his eyeshot and sneak in a MAGA cap.

>>136222222
Nice.

>>136222222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K5Vwdc6u5M

>>136213214
Isn't the whole show these days a trump segment?

shallom

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>>136230373
Go away, you aren't needed here.

Shoot some spitballs :c

I would say bring along several of the strongest stink bombs you can and crush them as close as you can as close to the stage. If not, like one of the early posters said, shine a laser pointer. Do it very quickly and then stop, and continue again as soon as it's appropriate.

>>136212734
go All Out pepe. the flag the shirt.pants and yell PEPE at the end.

>>136222222
you know what to do op

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>>136222222

>>136213161
Nice. Do this

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>>136222222

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>>136222222
PRAISE

>>136229174
You're still a boring sack of shit who takes this board way things way too seriously.

>>136212734
You gotta be subtle. Just laugh slightly off timing wise and pattern wise

>>136232021
And apparently I'm an autist who can't edit his posts properly. Fuck me.

https://youtu.be/HoLDX6RHTY4
^^^

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>>136222222

Don't mind me. Just checking.

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>>136222222
indeed

>>136232113
>lol POOP on duh chair
faggot

>>136232314
Cry moar tho burger

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>>136213529
That's an old .gif

>>136212734
>>136212734
eat P{OO OP

>>136222222
praise'd

>>136222222
yassss

>>136223371
The tickets are free you clown!