Yank here. The idea of moving to Australia randomly drifted through

>>136205982
fuck off we're full

>>136205982
it's good but you probably won't enjoy it if you weren't born here.

>>136205982
Pretty sure everything can kill you there

>>136205982
finding a software dev job in aus is ezpz. aus culture is more laid back than us or england.

>>136205982
sorry whites only

no ez guns
chinks
nanny state
still get refugees

no stay in America, just move to rural town in America if you want to get away from non whites

>>136205982

You can come if you bring a bigboy gun to shoot roos and abos.

Must have laser sight.

Then we r cool and we can go shoot some abos together before lunch.

>>136207430
I'm as white as a bleached bone.

>>136207308
>finding a software dev job is ezpz
Could use some help with that familius

>>136205982
Lmao why would you want to move here? I'd swap citizenship with you in a heartbeat.

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>>136205982
More free in the usa and cheaper.
Don't come to this commie country

>>136205982
see
>>136208854

>>136208826
What does the unfreedom consist of there?

>>136206384
In all seriousness, are Aussies in general against other white Anglos immigrating, or is that sentiment pretty much aimed at non-English speakers and minorities? Assuming the white Anglos actually want to fit in and don't want to turn Australia into America 2.0.

Realistically I'm never going to immigrate, I've just daydreamed about the idea, but I'm curious.

>>136209139
Fuck off they're full.

>>136209103
No freedom of speech, gun laws cucked to hell with little chance of return, chinese buying up all the land causing a housing bubble. Melbourne is almost SF.

>>136205982

australian police have the power to stop and search you any time... and yes, they abuse this power.

http://www.lawstuff.org.au/vic_law/topics/police
http://www.lawstuff.org.au/nsw_law/topics/police
http://www.lawstuff.org.au/sa_law/topics/police

Most yank fags don't enjoy it here.

We don't like people with learning difficulties, a lack of reading comprehension, and you'll probably be bashed.

>Fuck off, we're full.

>>136208735
sure just go on Seek

Do you speak Chinese? if not, fuck off. They are now a China proxy state.

>>136209284
oh yeah, almost forgot to add: 18C

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Section_18C_of_the_Racial_Discrimination_Act_1975
http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/legis/cth/consol_act/rda1975202/s18c.html

>>136209182
You're a fuckin kiwi, you're below even leafs.

>>136209468
At least we don't have shit internet.
3rd world countries have better internet than you.

>>136205982

You're not welcome here you yank cunt, stay in your own cucked country.

Fuck off we're full.

>>136206384
OI M8 WE KEN B AS AWESEY AS YOU YA FOCKIN' RITE CUNTS

>>136209468
Leave our kiwi brothers alone chink

desu I prefer Australia, because the 0.001% of Americans niggers that holiday in Australia are all trash.

They all tell girls they are pro basketball players here to get pussy, and they can only get Asian pussy or 2nd gen african refugee pussy.

I prefer Australia until America enacts day of the rope.

>>136209417
>>136209284
Yup. We're fucked beyond repair.

>>136209292
In my 53 years Iv'e never been randomly stopped and searched by cops..

>>136209642
I concur.

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>>136205982
I hope you're not into guns then, because unless you're in a rural area you will be surrounded by hysterical anti-funz.

It's so bad that a lever action shotgun was considered to be controversial.

prepare to live with shitloads of spiders

>>136209350
Why, do the Chinese have their economic hooks in deep?

>>136205982

All you have to do is drink Fosters and be obnoxious.

>>136209349

Seek is horrible especially for new grads, every company in australia wants 10 years of fucking experience

>>136209687

Neither. But every time I go thru customs, on entry, dog search.

No idea why.

>>136206384
no you're not

you guys actually have tons of space as long as you dig a well (a place where water comes from) in the outback

>>136209822
Well post pics then, see if we can determine the cause.

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>>136205982
I heard there was an influx of chinese and pajeets, but I guess that is better than niggers and spics...

>>136205982
>first move to greater toronto area in canada so you get used to the chinese
>then move calgary so you get the 'abbo' light treament
>then move to ausland where the chinese will ignore you, you have to take the time dodge abbos laying on the streets, and when you finally think you found normalcy you have deal with redneck roo fuckers

>>136209553
Why do you have red stars ?

>>136209788
No one drinks Fosters.. kek. you yanks still falling for that prank.

>>136209417
Damn. So the whole image of the tough no-nonsense Australian dude is a myth at this point?

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>>136205982

>>136209687

I get stopped and questioned at least a couple of times a month when I'm out running at night or early morning.

I got randomly stopped and searched by police that drove up onto a pedestrian pathway and blinded me with foglights last month (they didn't even turn red/blues on so I had NFI who they were).

I live in a nice area. The police are intense.

>>136209957
Why do you have a different colour scheme to belgium?
Maybe it's so people can tell the flags apat you fukin dropkick.

>>136209553
You just fuck sheep and get cucked by maoris

>>136209594
Kiwis sound like they're permanetly constipated and are cucked by the natives, we should annex them.

>>136209952

5" 11 skinhead blue eyes no jewelry, no ear rings, no beard or moustache.

Small tattoo inner arm ( size of coin )

Must be the tattoo I guess and travelling back from Philippines where Asian Isis live

>>136209570
90% sure he's joking why would anybody want to move to China lmao

>>136210038
In rural areas and non-cucked states/terrirories like WA,QLD and NT it's generally true.

Shit like this is the fault of inner city cucks from Melbourne, think of it as our version of San Francisco.

>>136209806
Maybe try just spamming hundreds of job applications. Or try lowering your price point until it hits what somebody's willing to take a chance on. Or try bold and ambitious and apply to stuff you think is above you - which at a bare minimum, will be fun. Basically, either do something different from what you're doing, or do what you're doing harder. And always remember, for the most part you're not competing with insane geniuses.

>>136210098
Well you're half-right at least, Aussie education really showing it's finest ere.

>>136210276

I see blacks all over the place when I go out now in Perth. The govt has really hit the accelerator pedal with importing blacks.

>>136210276

How cucked is s.a?

The old money white families are there rite?

>>136209956
If the abbos are only like 2-3% of the population, why does it seem like almost every Aussie on here talks about them a lot? I mean, the percentage of them isn't nearly as high as we have of blacks and latinos over here.

>>136207308
Really? You don't say, hmmm...

>>136205982
Come live in Perth its pretty cozy.

btw we're fucking full.

>>136210546

Because they are /ourniggers/ and we'll talk about them if it is OK with you?

>>136210221
Better then Mexico/Nigeria

>>136205982
Australia is nice to live but don't expect anything too refreshing politically or culturally. The pop culture - today at least - is cringe and obviously can't compete with your shit like game of thrones and capeshit (see: wentworth), and the "refined" arts here are insufferably pretentious, tedious and vapid.

Politics is more boring here but self-conscious and passionless. The government will fuck you over slowly but why cause trouble? The political culture is just the general liberal inanity without anything exciting like Tea Party or commies or whatever. Just mining companies, international corps, Chinese landlords and unions fucking each other off.

No freedom of speech.
No guns.
No jobs.
No religion.
No hope of anyone giving a rats ass and fixing shit.

At least America still has passion for its republic. A quality I admire in France too.

>>136210546
bc they smell like 20% of the population.

>>136210546
Because they're retarded and it's funny.

>>136205982
Move to New Zealand instead. Much friendlier people, an accent that doesn't sound like nails on a chalkboard and it's not filled with everything from a soul-sucking "outback" to murderous dog sized tarantulas. Also you won't have to listen to retards saying "oy oim gonna put the shrimp on the barbie now ya feckin' cunt after I get me fucking willy out of this kangaroo ay" all fucking day.

>>136210753
>>136210791
Well, the real question is: over there, are you more likely to get shanked by some drunk white guy, or by an abbo?

abbo hate thread

>>136210537
As long as you don't go to the super-cucked city of Adelaide, SA is okay.

>>136210537
SA aren't really that cucked except for Xenophon. They are kind of a big nothing, even more so than WA.

>>136210906
Abos don't really do anything desu, they just sniff petrol and whine about how we invaded their land (not nation). Their IQ is far, far lower than even the American Black so they're actually too stupid to cause any real trouble. They just sort of exist.

>>136210372
This

>>136210906
Somali nigger

>>136210906

Unless you are legit looking for a fight.

Prob a leb or wog.

Whites don't bottle whites man. ( excluding females )

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>ay bruhv cahn I haf a dolla for da bus pleash?

>>136210947
correct.

source: I live in this beige state.

>>136205982
skin cancer and the Nanny State on steroids.

>>136210906
white guy
also this >>136211079

>>136211120
>Whites don't bottle whites man
idealistic perception of reality

>>136211131
Everytime

>>136211200

*unless you are looking for a fight
*dealing with druggies
*start fighting over woman or footie ( USA/au)

It is unlikely an everyday Aussie is going to randomly bottle another white. Seriously.

At least our government can stop terrorists from getting on the plane.

>>136211029
the ornamental coon

>>136205982
The goverment sucks.

If you can cut it ASIS can be pretty stimulating if you're a software dev.

>>136211470
Yeah they just let 150,000 in annually by boat and plane

taxes - ATO makes the IRS seem human,
tall poppy syndrome - Aussies hate the successful
socialist-lite politics - (almost) all parties

If you don't plan to start a business or get ahead, quality of life is great.

>>136211470
Yeah, our government failed to prevent 9/11, and in fact, let's be honest, in a way caused it by spending several decades poking at the hornets' nest. But now they want us to believe that they can very competently handle the power to spy on all of our communications. The thought is chilling, but then one remembers that the people spying on you will be mostly American public sector employees.

Cont...
A group whose average intelligence is not particularly alarming, although of course we've had a good run. Probably because the enormous tent of stupidity that is America is still held up by a few small poles of extraordinary talent.

>>136209892
>Can't even sustain ourselves
>No hospitable arable land
>Yeah bro just let me in hahah
Yeah nah, fuck off welfare leech & job stealer.

>>136211131

Followed by "aw fuck off ya white cunt" when you ignore them or say no.

>>136212334
how can he steal a job if it doesn't belong to you?

>>136212805
>My nation isn't my family apparently
>Stealing from blood
Kill yourself leaf.

>>136212334
I actually am an American (check the flag). I can make arable land out of dust

>>136212909
>My nation
it's not yours. Australia belongs to the earth.

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>>136205982
One thing to be careful of when driving in Australia, look out for cunts in these or anything similar.
They are guaranteed to be dangerous and angry fucks that will tailgate constantly and refuse to merge properly.

>>136205982

fuck off we're full

>>136213158
oh sweet jesus why dont they sell those stateside

>>136213158
>holden yute
>badass
>>136213227
no, you're not
see >>136209892
and>>136212935
>>136213314
Because yutes are for fags, see top gear

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>>136213446
>yutes are for fags
>according to top gear

>>136213560
>not watching old top gear UK
they rip on aussies for that piece of shit truck multiple time

>>136213081
State =/= nation
The state belongs to the nation, and the nation is of this land and the commonwealth.

>>136213685
>implying I care about or consume aussie or brits culture
t. american bruh

>>136205982
go for it, anon. dont let anyone tell you what it will be like. but only come here if youre willing to shed your american-ness and embrace our culture. outsiders can GTFO if they have an 'outsider' mentality. if you embrace everything it means to be australian, then you will have a good time. a few things for an american to consider;

>dont make things harder on your coworkers by being a suck-up
>dont try to out-work everyone else and "shine" like a faggot
>blend in and shut the fuck up
>dont put other peoples jobs at risk by trying too hard
>take all of your allocated sick days - again, dont try to be a good-boy because youll piss everyone off
>dont cosy up to your boss, dont be seen cosying up to your boss
>dont try to get in other peoples hair with your bullshit. mind your own business
>being hungover after melbourne cup day and ANZAC day is obligatory

if you want to live here and fit in, then dont be a backstabbing suckup faggot. everything youve ever learned about corporate culture, forget about it, theres no "oh no, steve jammed the photocopier AGAIN. can you believe it, boss?". learn the rhythm, do the bare minimum. never be seen to be trying to undercut people or fuck anyone over because that is extremely bad. that is how we roll and that is how we like it. never talk politics, ever. everything is interpersonal here, so you must learn to do things as we do. your team will not work with you if you fuck them over. that means dont ever dog your mates and dont backstab for personal gain, this is the most important thing you must know. we dont like faggots coming in and rocking the boat.

>>136205982
https://www.seek.com.au/software-development-jobs/in-All-Sydney-NSW
694 jobs come on down

>>136209182
thanks buddy. ill tell people the same

>>136209292
>>136209284
>>136208854
>>136208826
kek always in australia threads there are shut-ins who have never had a job trying to tell people how "commie" we are. stupid retards. this is the best country in the world. if you disagree you have not travelled internationally.

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>>136205982
if you got some time and moneys come here for a couple months backpacking up and down the east coast

in comparison to what I saw in US
AUS =
>minimal nigger population (at the moment)
>no tent cities or mass homeless/mentally ill population roaming the streets
>minimal pollution
>low crime rate


our total population is less than California or the same as north korea....theres no one here, so if you like solitude, nature, clean, safe, prosperous society with a lot of Asians then come enjoy while it lasts

>>136205982
Don't do it. They are just 20 years behind you. Europe is the only hope.

>>136214189
I've been to the States as well as 3 countries in Europe.

Do you deny we have no free speech guarantee by law? That to own a gun is extremely difficult and restrictive?

>>136210070
no you didnt anon. stop lying. police dont do shit you lying lebbo cunt

>>136205982

everything is poisonous and wants to kill you, its mostly a fucking snaked filled desert, the accent sounds charming at first or when viewing crocodile dundee movies but grows old real fast, its hot as fuck, shitty ping when gaming, shit tier timezone, everything overpriced for what it is, poor selection of goods without expensive shipping from top tier nations across the world.....

just off the top of my head...but i fully support other people going there.

>>136205982
>Yank here
Fuck off, nigger. That's OUR word for you. You're not allowed to use it.

>>136213158
shame you guys drive on the wrong side of the road.

>>136213891
> first 4 points

You guys sound like real winners.

>>136214345
kek like it makes a difference. free speech is great until they classify it as hate speech.

>>136214776
Which the US still hasn't done and hopefully will never do because the constitution is based as fuck.

>>136214702
yeah, things are just terrible over here. woe is me. etc etc.

americans are the equivalent of the kid in class who raises his hand and asks "excuse me miss, but you forgot to check our homework"

>>136214220
Well, that sounds nice. I'm seeing a big range of opinions in this thread, and it's very informative. I thought this thread would probably all be that one meme.
>>136214490
A dad should be happy when the son grows bigger than him.

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>>136214860

>>136205982
if you like shitposting IRL then come over.

>>136214935
Our liberties come with a cost: the social safety net is relatively weak, which adds an extra social darwinist edge to things. That's what probably explains the desperate ass-kissing.

>>136214490
Yank is american slang for northerner iirc.

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>>136214490
What're you gonna do if we don't stop? Call the coppily woppily's on us?

>>136205982
You DO NOT want to come here it's a shit hole believe me, western sydney is Africa tier, only the metropolitan areas are decent but it costs a fortune to live even around them

>>136205982
most yanks i know here love it, work culture is more laid back. Ultimately depends where you work, Sydney is very expensive but assuming you get a well paid job you should be fine, Brisbane may also have opportunities. Fuck Melbourne, its too cold and doesn't have the nice beaches etc.

>>136205982
It's a bit between the both, we drive on the proper side of the road like England, haven't completely demoralised our minorities so they have Aussie accents as English blacks speak with English accents and not Ooga Booga Ebonics. Money about the same, less to do with it because an island. Climate and weather 10 times better, infrastructure better, more developed, road drainage shouldering and underground power. Same white people though, very friendly and honest.

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>>136214490
We used the same word when we kicked your ass back to your little island britbong

Funny... I'm thinking of moving to America. At least I could try out my Spanish and be unique.

I lose hope in this country every day. The PC shit is getting out of hand, obviously there's white people and the right wing, but hellholes like Melbourne and Sydney churn out bullshit 24/7. My worst fear is that we'll end up like Britain. If Bill Shorten becomes PM in two years, we will.

>>136215153
and thats why we like our fragile eco-system the way it is. we are lazy, but we wouldnt call it lazy. we just say "work harder, not smarter", so it is the duty of all workers to subtly fuck over their bosses in small ways by putting in the minimum effort required. really we all just care about lifestyle more than anything, we cant wait for that weekend because theres so much good shit to see and do when friday is done. i like americans, they are bro-tier as fuck, but if they are to come here they must learn our work harder not smarter ways. this is a land of golden opportunities, we are like the naive children of the world, blissfully playing with our toys while everyone else is at each others throats.

just remember:

the best trait an australian can possess is "luck". not strength, or intelligence, or perception or endurance or any of that crap. luck. we aspire to be lucky, as ass-backwards as that may sound logically. meditate on this and you will come to understand us.

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>>136215803
fuck off we're full don't be Mexicans and leave just because your government is shit try and actually fix it or you're just an Anglo spic at that point

>>136213314
Because no one would buy that ugly pile of shit.

Well, I have seen Nissan Jukes on the road, so I guess people will buy anything.

>>136215914
Fuck am I supposed to do you thundercunt, America is 100x bigger than us, there would be more travel opportunities, I'd get mad pussy because of my accent, etc etc. Sometimes I just want to fuckin move to South America or some shithole that at least has less braindead liberals.

>>136216048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEsZkTTgydc

>>136216139
We only accept fresh 'strayan boipucci.

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>>136216346
That's literally me in a nutshell, let me in you dopey cunt

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>>136216139
>South America
>less braindead liberals.

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>>136207492
This desu. Or just sack up and stand your ground faggot.

>>136207492
>>136216995
I don't have a problem with chinks, just mudslimes. I don't mind darkies but only in small numbers. I'm not happy about the rapefugees but at least we're stopping the boats.

Aside from that I agree entirely. Place has been fucked for a while.

>>136217246
>at least we're stopping the boats
I dream of shooting them down from the coast.

In the current year we probably let the fucks in though.

>>136216489
Whites only. You'll be required to buy a freedom rifle upon arrival.

>>136215401
Kek. One man with a gun could take over the place.
Don't they play rugby? The other guy should at least have jumped on, too - gotten him to the ground and cuffed him. Standing cop must have been a library monitor at school.

>>136217436
We don't. Turnbull just rejected some rapefugees when he said he'd take them. If Bill Shorten becomes PM we will be fucked though. He will fuck the country harder than Tyrone fucks his wife.

>>136217637
Sucks having one party that's shit and one party that wants to open a portal to hell.

>>136206384
/thread

>>136217709
I'll keep Turnbull over shorten. Fuck that horrible little cunt, fuck him with the force of a thousand suns

>>136217929
Definitely. But LNP is still shit.

>>136217929
>>136217971
The LNP are still bound by their constituents so they can't go full pants on head globalist like they would love to.

>>136217246
>I don't have a problem with chinks

Well you should

>>136208735
Codecademy.com

And learn something.

Do a job. Even if it's open source for free. This will tell me if you are any good or shit.

Just hired 2 guys who have done this.

>>136209292
Don't see many yanks here. They blend in quite well however to the point that you wouldn't know.

>>136217929

>Having to compromise with the lesser of two evils

The state of Australian politics

>>136218354
They're passive, weak, smart, hate mudslimes etc. I mean, I don't LIKE them but they're the next best things to white imo

>>136205982
Come to Canada so I can kick your fucking ass

What are the requirements for moving to Australia from the UK? Why can't it be open like Schengen?

>>136206384
I was watching Joe Rogan earlier and he said that the entire continent of Australia has less people than California, I think Australia could use TONS of white immigrants to use up all of that land, all you guys need to do is make the outback livable and start importing high skilled whites by the boatload and you guys could be a real superpower

>>136220227
We get lots of British migrants

>>136221330
Most of the land is not inhabitable at all. It could possibly be made inhabitable with a lot of money but even then, a lot of those areas are hitting 40°c every summer for days on end.

>>136221967
>40°c
I live in central California and its been hitting 42 or 43 last few weeks.

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>>136206384
Based FOWF poster

>>136205982
If you can take a joke, well, you will fit in.

Get your Cisco CCNA AND Networking qualification.

$50 plus an hour for that shit as an IT guy.

>>136209718
You can get rifles, pistols and ahotties still and don't have to be in country

>>136209292
>Not enjoying your government mandated taxpayer funded cavity search

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>>136205982
Obligatory. I promise they aren't coon videos.

https://youtu.be/xTmMy8Tybk0

https://youtu.be/SJw75DQnuTE

https://youtu.be/411ueiat2sY

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>>136213158
dont diss the ute mate thats unaustralian

>>136205982
There are more things living there that can kill you than in Detroit mi. I'd stay away from that place, just look at what happened to that steve erwin guy.

>>136205982

IF you get in the only word you need to know is CENTRELINK.

>>136223611
The humidity over here is what makes you want to die, especially in north Australia