>watching BFG >HM Queen Elizabeth II Queen of Canada is

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>>136191904
>He's never read the book
You are very clearly underage and probably Indian/Chinese as well.
In either case, fuck off.

>>136192074
No I never did, I was born in 1993 we and the book in our class but I thought it was dumb I called it the big fucking giant

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>>136192159
Canadians, everyone

she's related to dracula, i'm not even joking. not actually english, romanian, not actually legitimate. it's all been a massive ruse.

>>136192300
sorry, transylvanian, not romanian

but yeah, literally dracula

>>136192300
I wish we deported filthy Queerbeckers like you
>>136192287
I liked Roald Dahl, Matilda was my favourite book and movie when I was young. But this is treason! It should be banned or censored this is disgusting I will never read roald Dahl again now that I know this he should be hanged in the Tower of London

>>136191904
http://southpark.cc.com/clips/385746/the-royal-wedding

>>136192377
How could you mix up Transylvania for R*mania?! Transylvania has been Hungarian for thousands of years

>>136192568
I don't watch South Park so I won't even look at your link, it's garbage and should be banned it's disgusting filth

>>136191904
wow spoilers

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>>136192300
Well the British Royal family are all Germans. Dracula was a cool guy. What's the problem?

>>136191904
>leaf
>being anything better then a fart.

>>136192945
THEYRE NOT GERMAN GERMANY DIDNT EVEN EXIST YET PRINCE ALBERT IS FROM SAXE COBURG AND GOTHA, YOU KNOW WHAT THE SAXE STANDS FOR? SAXON, THEYRE ANGLO SAXON!

>>136192486
so you're ok with your queen being a transylvanian satanist vampire? ok, great patriotism, fantastic, well done

>>136191904
kek

it isn't a fart though, it's an upside down burp

>>136192074
spiderman spaghetti is a thing?

>>136192568
She's now scraping the pudding off the prince's arms, as is tradition. Isn't she lovely.

The Prince is now proceeding to rip off the Princesses arm, as is tradition.

He's now attempting to insert the arm in to his anus, as is tradition. He seems to be making a really good go of it.

>>136193160
Yes I am Hungarian myself and support our Queen having Hungarian blood, but she doesn't she's Anglo Saxon.
She's not a Satanist, she's the Supreme Governor of the Church of England.

>>136192074
What is the meaning of this spiderghetti?

Reminder that Roald Dahl hated the Jews.