>They talk to you like you have the IQ of a.....watermelon

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>>136186988
>What did he mean by this?
Time to buy some Strawberry Caveman True Paleo Formula.

>>136189252
I for one love his products

>(((Alex Jones))) threads
Jones worked for years pushing the government conspiracy theories to live long enough to see a non-government type like Trump get elected to only turn around and bend a knee to the pedos in DC.

(((Alex Jones))) really tripped before the finish line.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uElwIGmI_Z4

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>>136189419
He does have the best Super Male Vitality, for the times you need it

>>136186988
>What did he mean by this?
What did he mean by this?

>>136189252
>>136189803
>it's a commie believes people are forced to buy products episode

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>>136190048
You definitely have to buy his products if you want to guard your prostate. Other products can't compete.

>>136189252
>>136189803
>commies trying to push Alex "controlled opposition" Jones as the face of capitalism

lul, at least try

>>136190225
>>136189803
>>136189252
So, what's your point?

>>136189252
>>136189803
>>136190225
Why the fuck does infowars sell """"health"""" supplements now? Are they any good or a scam?

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>>136190418
>>136190424
I don't think I can compete I probably really need to buy that Brain Force Plus, currently for a limited time at a discount. Only 17.76$, which is probably the price the founding fathers intended it to cost. I don't think you should miss out on this opportunity.

>>136190664
It's how he makes money without any advertisers.
It's legitimate stuff, but most of the effects are massive overstated and you can find the nutrients elsewhere if you looked.

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>>136190664
Infowars only sells products of the highest quality, Alex Jones tests them all himself. Visit his shop there are weekly deals, by buying from Alex Jones you help keep freedom alive.

>>136190854
Don't bother, you'd have to spend the entire world's GDP on them to come close the IQ of an average person.

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>>136191106
But they promote dental hygiene!

>>136190664
Boy do I love his stuff, really underrated.
You MUST try the super male vitality, wifey can't get enough ;) Shadilay!

>>136191595
Yup, it really works.

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>>136191580
All products are high quality. They are pretty good.

You know when Alex Jones is selling it, it's the best quality at the best price. Here are some things Alex Jones recommends. All great quality at great prices.

>>136186988
Saying that Jones has an IQ of a watermelon is an insult to watermelons.

>>136191799
I was on the fence but I think I will try one or two thank you anon