>Anon-san we need to talk about getting married, do you

>>136163542
>why are we even having this conversation?
>our wedding is scheduled for this weekend!

>>136163542
>we need

mind your (own) pronouns

>>136163542
Stfu gook, on yer knees
*unzips dick*

>>136163542
Not an Asian one, you nip slut.

If I don't have an asian wife in the next 10 years I will unrionically kill myself

>>136164033
You're already in China, it's not that hard.

>>136163542
"Well, I certainly don't want to marry a porn star."

>>136164033
What's stopping you? Plenty of chink/SEA mail order brides you can give citizenship to.

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>>136164237
>Oppa it's just adult videos, not porn!

>>136164033
Same here buy considering they are already crazy for my Nordic dick the only way that would happen is if I get killed before settling down.

>Hi anon, as far as physical attractiveness goes I'm in the top 1% for my ethnicity would you marry me?

The answer is yes with an ironclad prenup.

someone post that video of a crazy Asian lady who wants a baby

>fish eyes