i'm 28% fascist.
how fascist are you /pol/
http://www.celebritytypes.com/fascism/test.php
>>136114572
>>136114572
55% get on my level pleb
>>136114572
61% fascist
>>136114572
Fascism Test
Testing your degree of fascism
You are 75% Fascist, which makes you a
Bona Fide Fascist.
Little disappointment to be honest with you guise, I personally believe I'm 100% Fascist sniff now my day ruined.
>>136114572
Fuck off data mining fag
1000% fascist
>>136114572
60%
62% crypto fascist
>You are 65% Fascist, which makes you a Crypto-Fascist.
Crypto-Fascist sounds really cool. Can I run around and tell everybody I'm a Crypto-Fascist or would I automatically become a normal fascist by telling everyone?
>>136114572
%100 faggot
>>136114572
I got 63% my wife got 43%
79% and with good reason. Now to make it even higher...
>>136118858
Crypto anything is even worse because it shows you lack conviction
41%: Fascist Fellow-Traveler
>>136114572
69% Bona fide fascist
that number isn't high enough
>>136114572
50%. Not even bad.
>>136116816
80% here.
Feels good man.
>>136116448
>share on facebook
>>136120436
>>share on facebook
Internet Glory Awaits you.
>>136114572
65%. I'm a bit disappointed desu it seems kinda low
63% fascist, crypto-fascist, that's nice man
>>136120546
I feel like most of /pol/ will rate low due our stance on free speech.
We really are a new breed of something, absolute totalitarians but with a sense of humor who can take the banter. This is going to be interesting.
>>136114572
>You are 63% Fascist, which makes you a
Crypto-Fascist.
The way the test uses the term "state" as the end goal in itself, made me disagree with many of the questions, because the state in itself, is not a good or a bad thing. It depends on who are running the state and whose interests the state serves.
In my world view, the continuation and benefit of MY PEOPLE, as in, us Finns, is above everything else and if our state turns against our people, I'd have no qualms about rebelling against the state. The role of the state, in my view, is to guarantee the continuation, prosperity and safety of Finnish people. Everything else is of secondary consideration.
76%
82%
>>136121011
I suppose that is the difference between Fascism and National Socialism. Fascism holds the State to be the ultimate bearer of Culture, whereas National Socialism holds the People, the Volk, to be the ultimate bearer of Culture. When It said state, I assumed a National Socialist State run by and for the benefit of my own people (white burgers), as that is the only sort of State I would consider worth supporting, or at least the only State worth being Fascist for.
>>136120261
How do I reach you senpai?
>You are 58% Fascist, which makes you a
Crypto-Fascist.
Seems about right.
>>136114572
You are 56% Fascist, which makes you a
Crypto-Fascist
>>136121225
Agreed.
But because the test did not define the state itself, I did not make any assumptions of it's nature and thus the result of the test.
I am a national socialist, as I hold my people, my kin, as the most important thing in the world. State is just a tool that can be used to safeguard and better my kin, just as it can be used to attack and harm us.
>>136114572
nice test you got there
>>136114572
It's over 9000
>>136114572
Same as you OP
>>136121483
And will leave this here to trigger some people
>>136121483
Are you also a fagum like op
>>136114572
68%. Rushed it a bit though.
>You are 72% Fascist, which makes you a
Bona Fide Fascist.
I'm still in the stages of
>"W-WE'LL TURN INTO LIBERTARIANS AFTER GASSING THE COMMIES, R-RIGHT?"
>>136114572
64% - Crypto-fascist
>>136121343
>State is just a tool that can be used to safeguard and better my kin
State is the collective expression of the values, dreams and aspirations of your people. If your state is corrupt, your people are corrupt. It's not a mere tool, unless you consider your people to be a minority in your country.
>>136114572
>Only 75%
why even live?
This is your target
>>136121805
>why even live?
because you are growing stronger.
>>136114572
You are 47% Fascist, which makes you a
Fascist Fellow-Traveler.
>>136121704
State can also work to corrupt it's people, like ours is doing right now. I do not like our state, because I do not think that it is a nationalistic one or has any interest in serving the good of Finnish people. Our state has been subverted by treasonous elements within it, who are actively working against the interests of Finnish people.
>>136121872
when you put it that way...
Since we've thrown opsec out the window, and are just handing shekelburgenstein our psychological profile, you fine gentlemen may also enjoy,
http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_kind_of_alt_right_are_you
I'm 80% white supremecist, 60% blackpiller, 40% percent traditionalist, and 22% monarchist.
which I believe makes me 202% redpilled.
>>136119188
Kekd and checked
I'm a little more fascist than I thought I would be. I think the test is broken.
>>136114572
>69% "Bona fide Fascist"
>69%
>69
ayyyy lmao
>>136114572
66%
72%
Actually, i'm stalinist. It seems, that people are right when they call it "red fascism"
>>136122062
Congrats on the new high score. have a dank flag.
>>136122032
How good am i
69%
>>136116448
Dude me too. Crypto huh, what does that even mean
>>136122806
I'd buy you a drink and toast to your monarch any time. And then probably lecture you about the jews.
>>136122407
Good goy, now kys.
>>136116448
>>136120436
>>136120517
If they shared it on Facebook, wouldn't that make them non-crypto-fascists?
>>136121516
I'm in about the same place on the chart and i got 52% facist.
>>136123000
>euroshit
get out
>>136122095
>le funny sex number
>>136116816
the wheat fields
>>136123098
Glorious if true kinsman.
>>136114572
64%
44% , higher than what i expected
>>136122806
Yeah I'm more of a monarchist/traditionalist but with racial views on top. I liked some fascist social policies but I don't agree with shit the test asked like restricting free speech or party organisation.
>>136114572
101
http://www.celebritytypes.com/fascism/test.php
69% Fascist. Turns out i'm a bonafide fascist according to the test.
>>136123098
>http://www.celebritytypes.com/fascism/test.php
Crypto-Fascist
78% becoming more so by the day
Get on my Level
88% Fascist.
Unsurprising. I genuinely think most of society are dumb fuckheads who need to join the military and have their asses kicked.
>Since fascism is really a mix of communism, socialism, conservatism, and liberalism, with a few innovations of its own thrown in
Who the fuck made this?
That's cringe levels of inaccuracy.
>>136117556
>>136116816
>>136116448
Ok serious question for the bona fide fascists. Imagine you wake up tomorrow and your dream has come true. Your country is ruled by a stable, strong fascist regime with wide support. What happens next? Is this a permanent solution or just a necessary phase en route to the REAL utopia? Will fascist movements rise up across the west as other countries seek to emulate your success, or will WWIII be inevitable as other nations ally up to bring you down out of fear? How does your day-to-day life change for the better? For the worse? Will 4chan be blocked?
Have my data:
49% which isn't very surprising
>>136123750
The longer i read Greek books, the more reason there is that everyone should atleast be militarize. An ability to police oneself is not paranoia but vigilance.
>>136123767
It is though. Fascists invented the corporate state, abolished trade unions(putting everyone in the state union), and had shittons of social policies and state employment. They also had lots of elements of social conservatism, and very even reactionary in that respect. Only comparison there I don't get is liberalism.
>>136123788
The way it has always been. Divide the people by how close they are genetically. Rome didn't invade the Mongol Empire in full force and didn't take all of Africa all to themselves.
>>136114572
>>136114572
41% Fascist. "Fascist Fellow-Traveler"
>>136120436
>anon, it says here on your facebook that you're a bona fide fascist. care to explain? do you think I should be lynched?
wat do
>>136114572
21% fascist, i just love freedom too much
>>136123788
In my ideal "fascist" country 4chan wouldn't be blocked as free speech would still be protected. I think porn, hentai, etc. should be banned(so bye bye /mlp/ and /b/), which many would call anti-free speech, but what I mean is I think that the right to express your opinion no matter how taboo should be protected.
And yeah the ideal would be that other countries would become fascist ethnostates too.
>>136123767
/pol/ BTFO forever lol, fascism is literally a mongrel of an ideology.
>>136123788
Chances are, if a fascist regime is reinstated anywhere in the west, there WILL be other countries who'll automatically denounce them, and maybe even commit false flag operations so they can justify war against said regime.
If none of this happens, then sure, there will be people from other countries who'd want to emulate the inevitable success.
Also, the day-to-day life will probably not be any different other than porn becoming unavailable.
That, and more expectations for us to get jobs, wives and children.
Which doesn't sound bad imo
88%
46%
I don't consider myself part of any ideology, but i do borrow a lot from RW Libertarianism, National Socialism, Biofascism and Traditionalism.
>>136115455
>not Aryanne Hoofler
Im dissapointed in you, Anon
>>136123788
>What happens next?
Anything is possible once our existence is secure.
>REAL utopia?
Oxymoron
>Will fascist movements rise up across the west as other countries seek to emulate your success,
Almost certainly, but I don't care what others do, as long as they leave us in peace.
>WWIII be inevitable as other nations ally up to bring you down out of fear?
This one is quite likely also, unfortunately.
>How does your day-to-day life change for the better?
People will be happier. People will smile more, be more polite. There will be far less crime. Everyone shares my genes, so I can look at everyone and think of them as my family.
>For the worse?
It'll be hard to raise our children strong, since we can give them everything they want.
>Will 4chan be blocked?
No, but it will go out of business, since people don't need it anymore.
>>136114572
>im sure it will work this time
le communism and fascism meme
>>136124137
>but that's not what fascism means you dumb nigger
>>136125160
yeah fascism isn't even inherently racial. only nazi germany and later italy(because the germans p much forced it on them) had racial policies.
51%
>>136124470
>People will be happier. People will smile more, be more polite. There will be far less crime. Everyone shares my genes, so I can look at everyone and think of them as my family.
Made me think of this
>>136117675
14/88
>>136114572
The flag isn't a lie
>>136114572
46% you homosexual
>>136114572
82%
>>136114572
>>136114572
Holy shit, you changed me /pol/
61%, I'm really surprised since it's not an ideology I really like nor find efficient
>>136114572
65
>>136115455
Aw man, I took the cuck test and got 1% cuck. Should I kill myself now?
>>136114572
I'm still curious if anyone even knows what fascism is these days. The left wingers are too stupid and brainless to even look up the definition but since the term 'racist' had been over used and doesn't mean anything anymore, they have to find new words to call people.
Once the retarded liberals wear out the word, then they'll find something else they are clueless about to accuse people of.
Well I'm a bit surprised desu
>>136123788
>REAL utopia?
Utopia does not exist, can not exist, it is an Un-Place, a literal no where.
Fascism is simple the best of all possible dystopias. The dystopia that my people can not only survive, but thrive in.
>>136127985
>The left wingers are too stupid and brainless to even look up the definition
>He then goes on to completley misuse the word liberal
>American Edcation
You're all cucks
>>136114572
>tfw 81%
>>136114572
48%: Fascist Fellow-Traveler
>>136116448
fashy 72
>>136131996
help imma fascist, what did i du wrong!?!
>>136114572
>You are 56% Fascist, which makes you a
Crypto-Fascist.
>>136114572
72%
>>136114572
100%,real fascist don't need test to tell him how fascist he is,BTFO virign Fascists