Aus/pol/: fuck archiving edition (They're all abc anyway

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this is the bloke who killed his ex

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First they came for our history, and now the kangs come for our women.

>>136111757
Like being exposed to Australium, the natural Australian starts unconsciously behaving like those abbo fucks.

I wonder how much it costs to spy on would be sand nigger terrorists. What a wank.

That said I had a kebab yesterday. But only because my KFC is still shut. Got a craving for a 3 piece box that demands to be satiated.

who has the gif of that of that guy socking the roo that tore up his dog

>>136112876
We started behaving like that because we made it so good so there was no need to do anything more. Then it got shitted up.

>>136111678
Can we somehow save Melbourne?

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>>136111678

Keep up the good work based Aus Bro!

>>136113091
I have a plan.
Hear me out, we start importing more niggers

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>>136111757
>those goofy tattoos that look like they were copied from a high school notebook
Any dumb cunt willing to sleep with that shitbag is basically asking for a final round of knifey spoony.

>>136111678
That's a buff ass camel.

>>136113301
go on...

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GDAY FUCKERS ARCHIELUXURY HERE TO TELL YOU THAT EVERYOEVERYONE WHO OWNS A TAG HEUER IS A FAGGOT

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>>136111678
thanks for making the threads anon. I really appreciate your effort put in.

>>136113524
why have i never heard of this guy before? he reminds me of the fat guy who reviews food in his car
https://youtu.be/iFMbp7nLkuk

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>another day another job rejection

feels gr8

>>136113696
He is very obnoxious.

>>136113843
look into working overseas, great pay and great experience. usually your sent to shithole countrys but you would learn alot.

does anyone know what happened to blair cottrell was he sentenced?

>>136113843
i got a rejection letter from viterra today
it hurts

>>136113930
Dont you want to contribute to your own nation? A nationalist doesnt quit when it gets hard. Infact it when things gets difficult is when a person's convictions are truly tested

>>136113930
is this through a job agency or something? i need more details m8

>>136114016
>a glencore company

thats a shame, it couldve opened up a shitload of opportunities for you

>>136114032
>>136114021
this is why they are free because noone here wants to do something that isnt out of the ordinary, my uncle worked in afghanistan as an engineer for like 8 months, im assuming there will be many more in syria and iraq.

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What did Mal mean by this?

>>136114279
Yea im going to china as well but the plan has been postponed. There's nothing here in Australia. May as well just give all the jobs to migrants

>>136114279
is your uncle a civil engineer?

SA here, who else is moist right now?

>>136114300
He meant he will take rapists and gang members and inflict them on the Australian people so long as his political problem with "the boats" gets solved by Trump.

>>136114451
Wet and windy for the weekend too. Brace yourself.

>>136114408
i dont know but he was rebuilding the infrastructure over there, theres no jobs here for profesionals, im going to try get one of the well paying jobs and move back here to start my family in about 10 years.

>>136114358
Get a job up in the mines/refinery. We do fuck all work and get paid a shit load. I walked around today with a notepad and a measuring tape for 10 hours because they weren't giving out permits for some reason.

>>136114021
nationalism is gay lol, nice larping faggot

>>136114578
Fuck that man im asian i cant work in a minefield

>>136112884

Buying kebabs pays for Yassmin Abdel-Magied's return ticket.

>>136114604
What? It's not larp. Traitor

>>136114117
yeah, i might've been able to go to different spots out of the city too

>>136114451
Haven't rained where i am in seq for over a month ;(

>>136111678
>join the police
>get dominated by women
>join the army
>get dominated by women
I love state service

>>136114021
Do lots of work. Lose anyway. Very appealing.

>>136114578
what do you work as and what degree do you need?

>>136114870
Well, again, that's when your comvictions are truly tested. You think the migrants way to the top was smooth sailing?

>>136114578
are you a local or FIFO? its becoming increasingly difficult for people to get work in the resources sector unless they apply at a local recruitment agency (like in mt isa for example)

where abouts do you work?

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How ya fucking cunts going
Just got the A-ok from my doc to have a couple of beers a day as my liver function has returned to normal.

also having cheese tomato toasted sandwich for dinner. Lives pretty good atm

Anyone excited for Path of Exile patch/update ?

>>136112734
>kangs
kek

>>136113843
Store managers at supermarkets get paid pretty good. You could just do that. Work your way up. It's degrading as fuck but it's not as bad as it looks. If you're not a retarded little bitch like most of your work mates will be it's an option. Just saying.

>>136114954
you sound like a worthless degenerate

>>136114946
No but it's straight forward and encouraged by the state and not severely criminalised by the state and almost the entire population.

Wtf is with this gay marriage thing are they going to have a plebiscite or are they just going to vote it in?

>>136115067
If they can make it in your country then so should you. Dont puss out just because it gets hard. How are you going to take back Australia if you're such a quitter?

>>136115111
I'm not going to take it back. It's gone.

What's your kfc tonight boys?

got a large zinger stacker box.

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120th for BASED China

>>136115193
>I'm not going to take it back. It's gone.
You're lying. Are you even anglo?

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>>136113091
>How do we save Australia's most liveable city

KEK

Pic related

>>136114954
my friend used to go on about path of exile all the time. everyone else seemed to have hated it though, so i was turned off playing it

>>136114993
thats not a bad idea t b h. i heard aldi managers get paid pretty well. there is alot of middle aged people that work at my local aldi. if i apply for that i should probably take my engineering degree off my resume then so i dont fall for the "overqualified" meme

>>136115206
>Eating estrogen fuelled chicken
>wondering why you're an effeminate manchild

>>136115269
Give it to hardworking migrants. Australians are softcocks that gives up the moment things get hard

>>136115206
ive decided to limit myself to one fast food dinner a week. ill probably get pizza instead of dirty bird this week though. whats the stacker like? any good?

>>136115321
Great post

>>136115321
>aussies are soft cocks
Some, but not all of us.

>>136114627
I work with about 200 Cambodians and about 100 Phillipinos. They combined are about 75% of the insulation/sheet metal workers.

>>136114908
Most people have trades, but there's plenty of engineers and computer guys far away from the construction zones.

>>136114950
I work at Wheatstone, just outside of Onslow. It's a town of about 1000 people and at peak the Wheatstone village had 7000 people so they definitely had to get FIFO like myself. I also got lucky in getting up here, but once you're in, you're good for as long as you can put up with the FIFO bullshit.
All those people you hear about that can't find a job in the mines/refineries after doing it for years...they generally did something to cause that. The loneliness can cause a lot of drug problems, which can always lead to violence. Most of those people are black listed from the main companies for a reason.

>>136111678
Australia is a properous nation of only 24 million people that relies on economic ties and allies to ensure its safety and wealth.

It's like a woman who sleeps with powerful men so she ends up becoming rich herself as a result. Years ago Australia allied themselves with the US for protection, just like a woman siding herself with the strongest male, and now Australia is doing the same thing again with China, Australia's most valuable economic partner.

Australia has gotten as wealthy as it did because Australia is a whore with no inner-strength so they jump on the cock of whichever country is strong. This is reflected in the average Australian as being lazy, entitled, whiny bitches just like a woman.

A country that relies on another country for strength has no pride. Just like a woman

Great examples
>>136113930
>>136115193
They're not hard to find fellas

>>136115479
Can I save this post?

>>136115408
Not some but most, but not all.
Australians are so lazy that the government needed migration visas to fill in what Australians are too lazy and too entitled to do

>>136115526
Im saving it without his permission

>>136115411
>>136115411
what degrees and qualifications should i get? i graduated from HS last year and in the middle of a gap year.

>>136115553
stop

>>136115317

Implying you need testosterone. It's 2017

>>136115353
breddy gud

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Why don't you hug your friends anon?

http://www.baka.com.au/lifestyle/news-and-views/opinion/clementine-ford-isolation-from-platonic-touch-is-a-tragedy-of-modern-manhood-20170802-gxnl30.html

>>136111678
What kind of dog is this?

>>136115711
It's a giant rat

>In the leaked transcript Mr Turnbull tells Mr Trump that Australia would take "anyone that you want us to take" if America honoured the refugee deal.

GRALCOM WORMFULL!!!
Impeach now!!!

>>136115644
Bring back Soggy Sao's

>>136115411
ive heard of wheatstone before, had to do alot of interview prep when i went for a job with woodside. didnt do me any good, ended up getting rejected of course hah. have you been working there since construction started on the lng project?

all i hear from these people is that heaps of workers have been laid off over the years and all of their mates lost their jobs too. its hard to find a general consensus since i dont know many people who are currently working in that industry atm

btw are you the guy that posted on /biz/ like 2 weeks ago in regards to the canadian plumber meme?

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>mfw Turnbull imports Mexibeheaders

>>136115479
sup chink

>>136112734
>>136111678
Cool looking camels. I got to check aus pol more often.

>>136115750
I swear our pollies LITERALLY not stop ducking dick

>>136114995
why you hating, i survived cancer nigga
>>136115287
ah yeah its fun with mates, but the super end game can get a bit gay

>>136115820
He has a point. How do you explain foreigner doing better than you in your own country?

>>136113091

We need to panic the chinks somehow into a mass exodus. Theyre scared of drugs and violence.

>>136115582
Well first of all you need to aim to get a job in something that you will actually enjoy. Did you even have those career days at school? That's what they are for.
Sometimes your local community or convention centres will have one too. Look out for them.
Any engineering degree could probably get you on a FIFO site, or remote living. You need to make sure you are capable of enduring the lifestyle that goes along with it.
There's one company I was looking at a while ago hoping for a underground truck driving job, never happened. But they are constantly emailing open positions, I stupidly clicked send all available jobs so I get everything. There's plenty of engineering and technician positions. That company is MMG, there are many others.

>>136115968
What about that time someone wrote fuck chinks in a Sydney university? It made it to news headlines and the chinese foreign minister even had to comment on the issue. Spreading racial vilification to make them feel unwelcomed is a good start while we come up with the next idea.
It's very easy to spook the chinks

>>136115981
probally engineering, my dad got a dual engineering and computer science and is earning 150k+ a year, probs could earn alot more if he moved to sydney or melbourne. Engineering is pretty much the only degree i would be willing to go into.

>>136115940
I don't have to cause they aren't. Maybe they're doing better than you, but thats on you...

>>136116177
Sure man. Keep telling yourself that while you work for your chink clients if not by extension. Being the very causing factor to Australias demise

>>136113393

>That's a buff ass camel.

>>136115890
>>136112734

>Cool looking camels. I got to check aus pol more often.

>camels...

You boys make sure ya bring a spare paira jocks if y'ever come and visit, won't ya?

>>136116254
ok gook, I think you've had quite enough noodles for one night

>>136115932
how are you going old mate?
how long til you're back to nomal?

Just moved to Australia. Why are cars so expensive here in Sydney

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>>136116388
get used to it you chinese fuck, you're going to be paying twenty dollars for a banana in five years

>>136116354
Yeah i'm alright, just another couple of months then they'll lower my medication to ween me off and should be sweet hopefully.
Feeling practically normal now. Even my blood counts are in normal range

>>136116325
keep selling out your country while pretending you still care

>>136116388
More to the point, why are you in Sydney?

>>136116388
Just charge your Anglo renters more.

>>136116388
They're not expensive. Youre just poor. You cna get a bmw 3 series 330i for $80k

>>136116388
where are you from? you picked the worst country in the world for a normal person.

>>136116603
great to hear bud

>>136115553
i work at a hotel and most if not all my coworkers are immigrants, asian (flip, thai, viet), european (spanish, croatian, maltese etc)

it's a shitty job, but yeah better than nothing

>>136116619
Job. The culture is pretty diverse here. Where is a safe neighborhood to live in

>>136116726
You're one of the hard workig ones. I just dolebludge because i feel unskilled work is beneath me despite having no skills

>>136116737
where are you from? dont stay and stop taking our jobs.

>>136116670
I should of been more specific. Why is registering a car so expensive.

>>136116802
I exclusively hire immigrants

>>136116802
I'm from NZ. And the competition is fair game.

>>136116814
Because you're paying for the roads and helping lower our road deathrate Towards Zero™. By the way, you better pay the road tolls or else

>>136116900
>And the competition is fair game

thats easy to say when there is fuck all jobs in nz lol

>>136115251
Wtf are you talking about. I am white. The country is no longer ours though.

>>136113843
Gumtree labour jobs go alright if your strapped for cash. I was doing them while on my PhD because the uni didn't pay me shit

>>136117042
did you swallow?

>>136113843
Are you in NSW? There is so much work it's absurd, the only excuse you have for not being employed right now is either you're a useless cunt or an Indian, or both in most cases

>>136115287
Yeah maybe. Sucks to have to downgrade yourself. It's hard to know whoever does the interview might see you as a threat and up yourself or they might admire you.

Getting a job is a disgusting experience imo. If it were up to me I'd change it radically.

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>>136114300
He wanted to shut the goys up because he stopped the boats then import his sub 90 IQ hordes

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>>136112734
And then Changs come and do the same.
Also looks like enternal LEAF is trying to regain shitposting authority.

>>136116979
Absolutely. I get paid double here than my previous role as a researcher. Also the food here is very cheap.

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>>136115479
>This is reflected in the average Australian as being lazy, entitled, whiny bitches just like a woman.

There are a few weak assed poofs around these days. We are gonna have to do something about it.

>>136117099
what field do you work in m8?

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>>136117013
https://youtu.be/CMU4G5su5j4

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>>136117013
>Wtf are you talking about. I am white. The country is no longer ours though.
Your average proud Australian folks.

>>136116915
>Because you're paying for the roads
Tell me why I should pay to get a "certificate of roadworthiness" for a car when the roads around here are not roadworthy.

>>136117473
>takes over this thread too
i fucking hate you nisem

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>>136114300
Based, Muscular and ELITE Turmbull

>>136115553
Not really. The problem is our economy largely relies on housing and retail and Aussies don't want to be a slave to such a fucked way of life. Wiping the bum of little bitch customers full of self entitlement because they've just read clementine ford or something.

It's actually self respect. Gooks might think they are vewy honowable for working 12 hour days but overall it's just a wank isn't it. It's just a big jew machine and youre just a little rat cog in it.

If China and all of Asia got nuked tomorrow the Oz economy would crash, and that'd be a bit painful for a while, but then we'd just fire up the factories eventually, and be entirely self sufficient. Just like we were a few decades ago. So in actuality you are completely superfluous, like a little insect. Because you are inferior vermin.

>>136113524
D O G S H I T

>>136117431
>i belong to australia
You mean UK

>>136117638
Fucking kek at this delusion.

Keep paying your rent, Bruce.

>>136117716
Its delusion? You think we can't make stuff if we had to? Lol what a dumb gook. I hope Trump nukes you.

>>136113091
Can't we just blow it up?

>>136111757
looks pretty guilty to me, lock him up and throw away the key

Big blizzards headed for the alps, many deaths expected.

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Australian politicians who have accepted Chink money


Julie Bishop

Sam Dastyari

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>>136111678
>fuck archiving edition (They're all abc anyway and archive messes up he videos)
Been telling NorLinkArchiveBot this for a while now. Breddy sure he's connected to

>domain archive.is
>registrant DP1659-IS
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>dnssec unsigned delegation
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& they've just written a script to send traffic their way from 4chinz

>>136113843
>Apply at Fletcher's
>No response for nearly two weeks
>They almost always hire most applicants when they're starting a new season
>Been out of work for 2 months now

It hurts anon

>>136117921
Based Hanan

>>136117898
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-04/sa-weather-flood-gale-warnings-sandbags-offered/8775752
it's on
>>136117928
yeah, i should've listened before now.
last night (if you werent here) he told us out right that he only archives the shit from sites he doesnt approve of

>>136117716
get the fuck off our board commie fuck.

>>136118058
Archive please
https://archive.is/7guLG

>>136114604
>Black lives matter flag

Which shitty university are you from dickhead?

>>136118080
eat a fat cock you fucking faggot
>unless you are going to archive everything

Question to Aussies do you guys still see yourselves as british or new enthity?Would you become part of UK if there would be a referendoum of you joining UK?

>>136115604
Good lord you are a fucking faggot

>>136118139
No. Poms are pretty jewy imo.

triple j moving hottest 100 from australia day because 'invasion day' KYS

>>136118280
wew jesus christ

>>136115644
>cmon guys just hang around and do brostuff with each other, kiss and cuddle and stuff!
>this is totally normal and something you want, i should know as a woman

The female kind needs to be educated that things do not work like their yaoi fanfics

>>136118280
Who cares JJJ is the epitome of degenerate treason.

>>136118280
It is the end of times for us. We are getting cucked beyond recognition.

>>136118280
Triple J is complete cancer, all they play is degenerate nigger music and spout SJW propaganda.

>>136118311
I saw they wanted to move it, and thought fuck me this better not be because of some PC abo bullshit.

Fucking pathetic

>>136118139
We never saw ourselves as British as such, we saw ourselves as Australians and part of the British empire. We were always at odds with the actual English though, in sport or whatever It was a matter of beating the poms first and the rest later.

>>136118280
If the fucking coons would grow up and stop whinging about it that would be good.

That said it requires the lefty cunts to stop pandering to them, maybe try living in the great southern and seeing why nobody should give a fuck what they think.

>as someone who knows both side of the fence (Australia and china) pol is a very good place for me to get (you)s

you're such a gay cunt mate

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YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS QUEENS

>>136118139
>do you guys still see yourselves as british or new enthity?
we see ourselves as our ancestry, be it anglo-celtic, wog (greek, italian) or lebanese
>Would you become part of UK if there would be a referendoum
fuck no

>>136118447
>>136118394
it used to be cool, i dont listen to the radio much though
https://youtu.be/ucjvmzttghA

>>136118447
I don't understand why so many Tradies listen to that crap as well, they must see through all the propaganda surely.

>>136118801
you'd think so but alot of them are kinda light weights in that department
>9/11 was a fucking hoax, jet fuel meme
oh yeah, have you seen the pics of the mossad vans?
>what the fucks a mossad?

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When did Clive become so based?

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>LNP losing newspoll after newspoll
>Greens vote collapsing
>One Nation vore collapsing


Labor will be the most powerful party in Australia after the 2019 election get ready for the gulags

>>136111678
Why are Australian jumping deer so jacked?

>>136118139
100% Chinese Land

>>136118280
Based Triple J working Anglos into a shoot

>>136118139
Australia is an SAR of China now. Fuck England.

>>136118990
Pretty sure the gay marriage issue is half of what's causing the Libs to get hammered

As if it's somehow a pressing issue whether faggots can sign a fucking legal document that doesn't affect their relationship at all

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>>136118970
he's a philosophical genius
a man after my own heart

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>>136118990
I honestly can't wait

>>136119169
wanna fight cunt?

>>136119169
Letting 0.3 percent of the population determine a nations law.

>>136119244
How do I even respond to this
>Yes

>>136119313
I couldn't give a shit about gay marriage anyway because it's a complete non-issue

>>136117853
As a resident of Melbourne: yes, please and thank you.

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>All of these people from flyover areas crying about Melbourne

KEK

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>Dad is a huge Howard fan
>He's pretty old now (80) so I take him out once in a while just to get him out of him and mum's house
>Few months ago I take him to the shops to do a food shopping from Woolies
>Walking through shopping centre and suddenly see John Howard walking toward us surrounded by local ministers etc, he's just doing one of those meet-the-people tours
>Dad never seen him before IRL, so he hobbles over to say hello and shake his hand
>First thing dad says to him "YOU'RE SHORTER THAN I THOUGHT YOU'D BE MATE"
>Howard is actually manlet IRL, probably 5'4" at most
>Instead of the happy response and banter my dad thought he'd in response, Howard gives him the dirtiest look ever and immediately stops shaking his hand, just replies with "s..sure thing" and starts walking off
>Dad asks me why Howard was so angry with him; "maybe you shouldn't make fun of people's height, especially the first time you meet them dad.."
>"WAS JUST TRYING TO START CONVERSATION!"
>After we do his shopping we walk out of the shops and see Howard outside now but still meeting and greeting
>Dad shouts out to him "SEE YOU LATER JOHNNY!"
>Howard looks at dad and goes immediately red, just hear him mutter "fuck off"
>Woman nearby goes off her nut because she has her kids with her and Howard just said fuck next to them
>Put groceries in the car and start driving off, all I can see is this angry soccer mum raging at Howard who is standing there under the sun with a red face

Never seen someone so famous drop so much spaghetti.

>>136119489
>flyover
yank pls

>>136119568
>>136119568
>>136119568
howards a faggot.

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Sweetheart Pauline will be PM 2019
Chink and Muslim BTFO'ing incoming.

>>136119169
No it's because they want to shit on the poor and give money to Jews.

>>136119489
>Commies scum thinking anybody cares what it thinks and wondering why its (You) count is so low

Buy yourself something nice with that one I just gave you

bambalam
https://youtu.be/nU1VfYYKMDk

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>>136118080
>Denis Petrov
Did you take this pic m8?

>>136119706
https://youtu.be/pAq112nPqho

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Say it with me

PRIME MINISTER SHORTEN

Does your government list births by ethnicity?

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>>136119768
We should hire him for $25 an hour from upworks.

alright you cunts

whos charging the BARBIE 2nite ?

>>136120207
So do you stay awake until 8 or 9 in the morning or something?

>>136119832
Only if they are a smelly pom.

Whats the point of living?

>>136114843
this is why mandatory conscription needs to be implemented again. it won't be just the people who "want to make a difference" that join these services, it'll be EVERYONE. i see it in my law degree; it is absolutely saturated with women who just want to help refugees or start a marxist revolution. if we get rid of the professional atmosphere within the military, it'll be much more grounded and accessible to people. the reason women saturate these types of occupations is because it's a status thing to them, they feel empowered and they use this status like a badge to show off they're not some sort of weak minded individual. these are selfish reasons to join and the government implores this line of thinking. mandatory conscription will eliminate the principle of a professional army and it'll simply be a military that serves its true purpose: to be a military. not this gloating bullshit.

>>136120207
steak n 3 vag on the webber n watched torrented game of thrones. Straya

>>136120723
To eat KFC.

>>136120868

Nah m8, to eat maccas Southwest BLT burgers. Fuck they're amazing ay.

>>136120723
there isnt one
https://youtu.be/wYzSePqxoRI

>>136120868
>>136120906
>not cooking your own food
mongrels

>>136120932
I cooked beef stroganoff tonight cunt.

>>136120743

Unfortunately mandatory conscription will never be implemented as it would be extremely unpopular. Sad thing is, when I was 17 I had my hearts set on the military, trained day in and out. Going on 10km jogs on the weekend, could do 50 pushups and over 100 sit ups but when I went to the interview they told me not enough life experience.

Since then I've been floating around for purpose......

>>136120906
K I'm having one next time.

>>136120743
>>136121056

Oh and forget to add, when I was about 18 I discovered I had a health condition that would disqualify me for re entry.

>>136121130
yeah well that'd do it wouldn't it

>>136121056
Did you have a job at 17?

>>136120567
8 - 9 in the morning ?

you mean sunday arvo... gotta get a few hours sleep for work. then come home and fucking charge it donny

Australia's armed forces should be merged into China's

>>136121196

I did, but wasn't good enough for them.

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>>136121056
>but when I went to the interview they told me not enough life experience.
They were being polite. Army's got enouhg fuckwits already.

>>136121270
hahaha "Australian armed forces" dont feel too insulted mate, they couldnt win a war against emus let alone with arabs weilding ak47s 2000km away from australia.

>>136121270
Fuck. I'm thinking of joining myself because university is looking shitter by the day but this is making me lose hope that I'll be able to get in.

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>>136111678
>Northern Territory Indigenous employment scheme axed
Trying to help our own people, instead help other people indigenous to other counrty.
No fucking wonder abbos can't get work, get fucked over and their money sent to another shithole.

>>136121373
>2000km

>>136121432
fucking ay
we have problems we need fixed at home before we help newcomers
https://youtu.be/UoWqTn8i8j8

>>136121393

They have quotas from my understanding. Probably more likely to hire minorities or women imo.

>>136121373

It was a long time ago m8, I'm alright now. I have some plans in the works.

>>136121432
You don't understand what the coons are really like, do you anon?

>>136121570
Oh believe me i know.
Not all of them are fucking useless.

>>136121548
Home first mate. Fuck the rest of the world unless they are a threat to us.

>>136121442
i said that in the moment, 7000km or 2000km it proves my point perfectly, i guarentee that if the taliban and australian forces were equipped eqally the taliban would crush them. these people have growen up with war and cant switch on and off from war.

>>136121649
>Not all of them are fucking useless.
fucking this
i've met plenty of bush blacks who have their heads screwed on well enough to be an asset to the nation (mind you, more that havent)
they dont have an excuse for being fucked, they are capable.

>>136113843
Bro I'm at 350+, stop giving so many fucks

>Imb4larp

>>136121649
>>136121771
The sad part is the rest of the fuckers drag them down and are a fair bit more numerous.

>>136121931
Yeah that's true.
When i have a talk with them they all agree something has to be done but they don't know about the young fuck heads
Drugs and all the American gangsta shit just gets in their head.
The older ones can't be helped.

>>136121931
the saddest thing i have ever seen is black mums putting their kids heads in the petrol tin
breaks my heart just thinking about it
i think there is a bit of truth to the "racist" shit people talk about but it's not just on one side, ethnic groups segregate themselves and naturally adjust to that subculture
when i was in coober pedy we had segregated classes (at the time i didnt think about it but looking back it's probably one of a very few number of places in the modern world that still had it) fnny thing was though that the "white" classes had abos in them too and the abos in those classes were basically the same as the rest of us, even down to the racist "fuck the boongs" attitude we all had (abo's got $5 per day they went to school and most of us - the white kids - had parents on the dole and had no money, so it didnt help race relations)
anyway, alot of it is cultural imo - probably not all of it but for a large part it is

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>>136121432
>No fucking wonder abbos can't get work, get fucked over and their money sent to another shithole.

>he doesn't pay tax on his govt. income
>he hasn't had to stand in a Centrelink watching pissed abos screaming abuse at everyone

Steady on m8, you neet is showing.

>>136121771
I'll agree in part -
>grew up in FNQ
>based abo elders, full bloods
>used to teach us how to make fires and gather food and tell us dreaming stories
>kalkadoons in town were almost white pissed cunts

But then there are places up north in WA that are just govt. funded shitholes. I think it goes

>abo + white blood+ piss = fucked

Are you cunts drunk? No sober man would start romanticising the noble savages like this.

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>>136122426
u wot m8?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kXIO7HcdX8

>>136122310
>Fuck the boongs

They literally still do that today, it's brilliant and depressing at the same time. Also that is incredibly fucked up about those mothers, I had no idea that happened.

>>136122183
What can be done? Each generation perpetuates it and each time the government just fucks it up even more because they're incompetent.

>>136122317
>>136122310
can we all agree that the abos that aare racist to whites are not even full blood abos, the half blood and 1/4 blood are the worst. but the full ones just make fires,tell dreamtime storys and play digereedoos.

>>136122317
>abo + white
i think a lot get stuck half way, westernised enough to get on the grog and shit but not enough to become productive, or at least attempt to be.
>elders
i dont have words for it, love of land is deep and i dont think you can teach it. it's just something you have or you dont.
i've never met anyone from the city who actually "gets it"

>>136122317
What happened last time they tried to ban alcohol in these communities? I'm pretty sure it went to shit but I don't remember exactly how it went down.

>>136122317
Yeah i guess my neet is showing but still.
But i want things to change and having a black or white veiw of the world isn't helping.
I'm real things, no sjws and shit. Those fucks can burn in hell. I'd take an abbo over a mentally ill genderbender anyday.

It's international beer day lads, what are sou drinking?

>>136122609
That's because people in the city tend to be upper middle class dipshits that don't even understand Australian culture despite living here.

Been doing a bit of laboring work and it's fucking night and day compared to fucking office work hey.

It's so comfy working with a bunch of blokes. The other week we were literally talking and /pol/ talking points were coming up about woman and how they want their cake and to eat it too and shit. A bloke was talking how he was going to raise his kids and it was the right way and he isn't even thinking about having them yet but he's got plans for em and shit. Just felt like sharing lads.

>>136122569
yeah, the mums were too out of it and just wanted the kids to shut up. gut wrenching
you can tell the ones that it's been done too as well, that slurring flubba wubba shit is from it. one of the abos in my class's (the white class) mum was on the council in coober pedy i think and dad bought our house off of her, his uncle was an elder and was like an intermediary between businesses and land right shit, anyway the guy in my class had his shit together, was a good student, didnt drink or do drugs or anything

>>136115321
Chinks only care about the appearance of working hard. In truth they cut corners and the work they do is of inferior quality.
Furthermore, they are unsuited to serving Australian customers. They don't have a grasp on what constitutes good service - too robotic. Leave it to Bruce to give you the no billshit service.

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>>136122609
Ye but it's like when Lelbourne types start bleating about how young abo men are the largest demographic in prison....
Maybe they shouldn't commit crimes and get caught then...

By the same metric - pisshead abos are pissheads regardless of their race. Whining about how fucked thier life is because of
>muh white fullas demon drink
is a fucking copout

>t. dry alky

>>136122780
>I'd take an abbo over a mentally ill genderbender anyday.
2 sides of the same coin most of the time. They're usually the lefty white cunts parading as abo

>>136122985
>2 sides of the same coin
Where the fuck are you form?
I've never seen shit like that before. Then again I've never stay in any of the main cities because only fucking hipster cock suckers live there.

hey gay cunts

>>136123227
hey cumguzzler, how goes it?

>>136122985
My father's a prison officer and I hear about the way the prisoners act all the time - I can 100% confirm that the abos in prison are always scum that beat their wives and children.

I also hear all the stories of what happens in there, as well as the culture - and you know what the abos think? They think getting sent to prison is actually a rite of passage.

Fucking crazy. But that's how the culture is now.

>>136123399

pretty gud lad

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>>136119635

GST.

>>136122837
Vb and strongbow

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this is the type of person that brings a bad name to abos.

What's a good laptop for uni? Are Ideapads a meme? I just bought a Lenovo Ideapad 310 and I'm considering taking it back for a HP.

Had some fat black come into my class today. My QUEENSLAND university is advertising an ACTUAL Black Lives Matter event in SYDNEY. The fat negress explained that the event was to discuss marxism, socialism, and 'radical social ideas under the tyranny of Trump'.

>i wanna die

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>>136123587

can mal even debate? does he know anything more than the cuckservative memes?

>>136123587
>>136123741
didn't mean to link

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>the current price of cigarettes in this country

hah, it must suck to be a smoker right now

those excise taxes are supposed to increase 15% each year

>>136123693
>Trump's tyranny
>BLM
>BLM event in Sydney
>Marxism and socialiism
>In successful capitalist nation Australia
>In Queensland

Anon should I avoid uni now?

>>136123787
Lol they are being illegally imported so much go to a rough area you will be able to get $10 pack.

>>136123741
he didnt do too badly on q and a last year, seemed to hold his own despite having the panel and crowd stacked against him. hes much more well spoken than le fish and chips merchant

>>136123458
>a rite of passage.
wew fuck me
>>136123643
had to google the pic, did she debate blair?
>>136123693
what's trump got to do with australia?
>>136123787
yeah i'm glad i quit, i still spend about $70 a month on nicabate though

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About to head over to the brothel. Got my arsehole shaved and ready.

tuned into the abc this morning to find some fat woman blaming something to do with jobs on sexism, anyone know what the full story was there? is the abc cucked yet?

>>136123913
How long have you been on the nicabate?

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>>136123872
the chinese smokes?

a few of my friends were getting in on that. they said the durries were really harsh, definitely not for everyone. get them from news agents ran by chinese lol

i could only imagine how little the chinese are paying for them atm

>>136123913
yep she was saying check your white privelege.

>>136123988

see you in 15

>>136123846
Go to uni, but choose a good degree. I wanted international security, but I knew the arts faculty is full of retarded libtards, so I chose a criminology degree 95% focusing on my preferred area of study.

>still didn't save me from the blacklivesmatter PSA

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>>136124023
>Is the ABC cucked yet
>yet

>>136124030
around a year and a half-ish, something like that.
each mint has 4mg of nicotine
i quit pot at around the same time too and drinking before that. now im a boring cunt

>>136124088
Is criminology good? That was my second choice but I'm slated for a bach of design (which I think is full of shitheads and is looking worse every day)

>>136124184
>a year and a half
m8 that is crazy. Why haven't you tapered down to zero yet?

>>136123846
USYD fags put posters up all over my uni saying they need us in solidarity for a protest. I wrote "more gay than aids" on as many as I could. Faggots need to know their shit isn't welcome outside their containment campus.

>>136124184
Weed has no effect on whether someone is fun or not. I don't do it, my best mate does occasionally and he thinks the same.

>>136124207
Pretty good if you get ex-cop tutors who have common sense. I have an extremely flexible degree letting me do international security shit with the added bonus of cool shit like investigation and homicide. Most of the chicks in it are unbearable though.

>>136124270
Kek

Also,
>Solidarity

The most useless word in the dictionary.

>>136124116
i don't pay much attention, they seem to be fine most of the time though. what am i missing?

>>136124353
Unbearable in what way? That they're just genuinely insufferable cunts?

>>136124409
It's the usual left-wing bias, coupled with the fact that they try to be sneaky. It's harder to explain but watch it and you'll see.

Still far better than SBS though.

>>136124088
Reginald?

>>136124236
yeah i know, i think theres a period when it's just enough to get by and thats when you quit the lot but now i'm addicted to the mints pretty much as much as i was to smokes
>>136124311
i get an urge to have a choof now nd then but yeah, i get by ok without it now, it was hard stopping though, i used to buy an oz every fortnight

>>136124791
How much does an ounce cost?

>>136124376
Easiest way to spot a socialist alternative fag

>>136124688
They all pick criminology as an ''elective'' because it sounds edgy despite the fact they are limited to introductory units. The chicks mostly come from business and art (literal art, not social science) degrees.

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If you have to wee in public toilet, do you use urinal or a stall?

>>136124791
Not to sound like a cunt but that makes it sound like weed is addictive, despite what everyone says. I wouldn't know which is why I'm curious.

>>136124902
It depends who has the right of way.

>>136124902
This is basically just a way of asking

>Do you suffer from chronic stagefright?

You people are so cruel and mean, I was bullied relentlessly when I went to Sydney like wtf is wrong with all f you????

>>136119568
>gramps legitimately likes Howard
>so senile his friendly conversation seems like genius level shit stirring

I hope this story is true. I especially like the part where he says:
>"SEE YOU LATER JOHNNY!"
That's a top tier trolling to overly act like someones best friend after you've ribbed them, no wonder is got under his skin.

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>>136123207
>he didn't watch any of the recent protests about the abo kid that got run over in Kalgoorlie after stealing some cunts dirtbike..

>>136124845
most i'd ever payed was 260, and i was pretty upset about that, i normally payed between 200 and 240 220 was normal, i sold it for a while to mates, 12 bags out of 32 grams is 250 bucks at 2.5 grams a bag either got me a bag for free and 50 or so bucks or around a quart for free and no cash but i usually just chopped up for everyone anyway when they came round to score.
sadly even though i wasnt ripping them off or anything they ended up running up tick and just seeing me like a cunt coz they owed me or some shit, that was the worst part of it
>>136125028
kinda the same as /pol/ s addictive, im here everyday and it's a routine now, i'd be lost without the chans

>>136125028
>>136125245
well, not entirely, i did have a physical dependency on pot, i had mood swings and it gave me an excuse to not go outside and socialise properly which made me a nervous wreck when i did go out and i got paranoid that people knew i was stoned when i was out so i'd need to get stoned to deal with it
>counter-intuitive but i dunno, made sense at the time

>>136125128
>LGBT

Surely it wasn't just you being an effeminate, flaming faggot of both the literal and insulting ways, overreacting to harmless banter or just pissing everyone off with how insufferable you are?

Also, it doesn't help that you were in fucking SYDNEY of all places.

>>136124902

Stall if the place is practically empty and there's nobody around. I got a tiny willy and I hate to show it. I'll settle for urinal if there's many people around though.

>>136124902
Stall. I dont like my urine splashing into me

>>136125440

Do you pull the skin back before you wee or leave forward?

>>136125440
>Caring about size of dick over the fact that your dick is out in general, let alone pissing

How do you do it anon?

>>136117099
this is actually really true get some experience on some tools, a few bits of PPE (mainly high vis shirt offcourse) and youll be making 25 bucks construction labour before you know it . Oh and if you have a job seeker though good ol cento they will pay for tools and shit plus fuel and help get you all the shit you need.

>>136125571

Depends. Usually need to pull it back a bit at least initially.

>>136125815
Im too weak to be a labourer

>>136125128
Grow a thick skin and read some philosophy. After that go fuck yourself for expecting the world to cater to your feelings.

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what do to emigrate to aussie-land. I want to fuck Margor Robbie

>>136125573

Nobody cares that it's out, that's how a urinal works. Is normal. Tiny wee-wee ain't so normal.


Not that people are looking much at each other's cocks, but I don't like to take the risk of someone glancing and happening to see.

>>136125949

lose some weight fatty. you're dick will reveal its true size when you do.

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>>136125943
shoo gypsy

>>136125943

fuck off gypsy, we're full

>>136125949
>Nobody cares that it's out
>Tiny wee-wee ain't so normal

I wish I had that mindset.

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>>136126074
>>136126099
I just want to breed a white aussie woman whit my thick indian dick

>>136126052

I'm on the other side of the spectrum there, mate. I'm skinny as fuck, by nature.

Penis is small, I have accepted it.

>>136125375
>>136125929
Thanks for the (You)s ya silly niggers

>>136126320
I've been bamboozled again

>>136126294

How small is small?

>>136126294

brutal, for once, my advice is to racemix, find a mediocre asian fob, you'll both be happy, she'll likely be a virgin, win win.

>>136126410

Sub-average when erect, but not a micropenis.

When flaccid it's like my fucking thumb.

>>136126488

Which CI?

imgur.com/z444fPC

>>136126461

Ching Ling will be too high on the fumes from the nail salon to notice my poor qualities. The plan is flawless.

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>>136126488
kek, is there any conenction between autism and small penis size? australians seem to suffer from both

>>136125562
This, I also like to get the boys out for a breather.

>>136126618

your shitposting is weak pajeet you faggot. Even niggers are more desired than indian subhuman scum kek.

>>136126564

I feel like I just got tricked into looking at a bunch of cocks.

CI-8 or CI-9, I guess?

>>136126792

Would you consider yourself a good looking rooster?

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>>136126767
>Even niggers are more desired than indian subhuman scum kek
yeah it seems so :(

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I saw a really interesting story on the local news this week. It was about Fragile X, a gene that causes severe autism. There's a screening process for it so mothers can terminate any children that have it present, but also a movement that want the screening and to be mandatory. What got to me was a mother being interviewed on screen matter-of-factly stating that she wished she had had the screening and termination of her child. This was while her son was happily playing on the playground in the shot behind her. The cold-blooded nature caused by the disconnection to death startled me.

Note that Fragile X is mild in girls but rates from moderate to severe in boys. The test is likely to result in the abortion of boys almost exclusively.

>"I can't recommend it enough. If you find out you're a carrier before you have children, then you're just presented with so many more options," she said.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-07-31/all-women-should-be-offered-fragile-x-screening:-study/8759570

>>136126953

Hoh-hoh nope.

>>136127102

But slim? are you hairy?

>>136127126

Slim, yeah. I don't really gain much weight without significant effort.

Practically hairless aside from my head and danglers.

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>>136127025
if you would open your country to more diverse genes then your genetic disorders rate caused by years of inbreeding on an isolated island would go down

>>136127238

Hmm, I'd probably fuck you, nohomo.