North Korea promises "Suprise packages to the mainland of

>>136073949
This is hillary starting war from behind jewmpf's "wiretaps". Don't you know anything?

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>>136073949
I hope i get some candy

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>>136073949
It's just a scare tactic, but even if it isnt, we still have about an hour to shitpost before we die

>>136073949
>warns
>surprise

>>136074218
Fucking hilarious

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It's either a nuke or beige goo.

Why doesn't BLM riot in every sity?

>>136074675
smallpox

>>136073949
>(((surprise packages)))

>>136074395
The surprise is what could be in those packages.
I am the biggest skeptic of North Korea and any "threat" they pose to any other country but themselves.
I'm not worried about their shitty rockets or anything else, but North Korea does have systems to send things via shipping containers and the mail, possibly through China without their knowledge.
It could be a bomb or a low yield suitcase nuke. One sent to an apartment in downtown Manhattan near wall street could render the area a no go zone for years.
But Norks are pussi's and won't do shit
The surprise could be a box full of north Korean propaganda for Christ sake.

>>136074378
I've lived through several north Korean happenings. One as short as a week ago. We'll all wake wake up tomorrow to more North Korean cage rattling

>tl;dr
>North Korea
>The eternal joke

>>136073949
Kek. I don't think they want to try playing with Trump the way they played with Obama. Love him or hate him, I think everyone would agree that he's a loose cannon. Not wise to provoke such a person.

>>136074675
I don't know why but this made me lol

>>136073949
They're handing out free meth?

>>136074675
What is that beige goo any how? Can it be butterscotch?

>>136073949
>Missile radius extends up to west coast of US

Fuck yes

Do people outside of larping actually still think NK is any way a threat to the US? SK and maybe Japan yea but no chance anywhere else.

>>136074675

>Sanitary equipment
>Touches with fingers

The absolute madman

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>>136074675

Redpill me on the beige goo threat.

>>136073949
I'd love some North Korean qts, please, Kim. And I bet that nork candy is good too. Mmmm. No sushi pls.

t. murrican

>>136075947
Sushi is good

>>136074675
i kinda want to eat that beige goo

>>136073949

I FUCKING LOVE SURPRISES

BASED KIMMY

>>136076086
Beige goo IS PEOPLE!!!

>>136075688

Threat to Hawaii.

That's about it for the U.S. though, unless he's got a good network of people smugglers.

In which case, he could gas the entire west coast.

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Here is video of North Koreans delivering on this promise!

>>136076086
I want to use it as lube on my dick as I bang my boyfriend.

>>136074675
>ywn never bathe in freshly-piped cold goo from mummy's tits
Why live

>>136076254
Just the fat ones

NK actions are just a ruse to lure the bulk of the US military to South Korea then China Russia and Iran sneak attack the US mainland.

If they really have the augmented EMP tech that Russia has, we could legitimately be fucked.

>>136075688
When Kim faces an existential leadership crisis and has to prove his badassery to the Nork people he will fuck with us. We can wait until a nuke strikes the US, even if it's just an avacado grove full of illegal beaner farmworkers, or deal with it now.

Soooo fatty Kim is becoming willy wonka?

>>136073949
Awww I love surprise more so when it turns me to ash or melts my face off

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>>136073949
>when kim promises to nuke California but he never does

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>>136073949
Oooh what could it be?

>it's a declaration of surrender and a willingness to become friends and put this all behind us

how do we respond?

>>136074218
Sorry bro... it Chlorine gas.

>>136078159
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

>Teleports TERATON NUKE to Moscow, Mainland China, Tehran.


AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>136074675
>Damn Kim... That was your uncle.

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>>136079496

Give him this picture of a cat.

>>136073949

I never got my gift package.

>>136073949
Pearl Harbor 2.0

>>136079806
in that scenario we wont use them. nobody will. we will have to fight back the invasion conventionally since it is well understood that a full nuclear exchange kills everyone on the planet.

we find out the reason for all the russian subversion in the us over these many years was to weaken the people such they cannot stop the advance across the mainland and to generate support for the communist cause. that the fall of the soviet union was purely cosmetic to allow us to drop our guard and further descend into degeneracy and demoralization.
that china and russia had this planned out 40 years ago.

You people are so fucking dumb that you havent caught on to North Korea's 2000th bluff.

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>>136073949
Correction: A Jew told you that North Korea promised X. Now go die in North Korea, Goy.

>Making the CalExit real
Thank you, North Korea

>>136073949
Either we're A-OK or we're fucked!

>>136076200
ME TOO!

Can't wait to open it! What do you think it is?

>>136081090
AS IF you know about every singke thing that happens in this planet , like it's impossible the most influential peoples in this planet would eventually have a plan or more to secure the existence of the human race , species whatever you want to call it

PLus you forget that meanwhile terrosrists have more space to plot , because you cannot fight so many enemys at same time

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like, theyre sending me free phone charger cables with my monitor purchase?

>>136074675
Its the beige power of Canada... weaponized.

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>>136079496
He still gets to meet my friend B83.

He's like R2, but with an explosive temper.

>>136075688
It's kind of like a normal person sucker-punching Mike Tyson. Sure, Mike will beat him to a pulp, but he'll still have a black eye or a bruise from that first hit. They can't beat us but they could kill some random civilians. Of course, if they're from a lefty hive that might be a net positive...

>>136081624
a dennis rodman chocolate figure in the shape of a bbc

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>>136074675
Anything but that

>>136075691
its fuckin industrial grease-lubricant. sanitation be damned

>>136073949
I fucking love surprises. Best be a handjob from his wife.

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>>136081821

>chocolate dennis rodman in the shape of bromobenzyl cyanide

>>136073949
Maybe it'll be a check to repay us for all the rice we've been giving them for decades. Or perhaps it will be the nuclear technology the Clintons handed over in 1998.

>>136081819
not if you are fast enough to crave a knife in Mike Tyson neck or chest , life is very fragil and quick.

I mean how did america spent 10 years in afheganistan and spend millions over what exacly?

>>136082141
sounds cool , better then die at the hands of the jewish god

>>136075262
This. They'll probably just dump some english translated NK propaganda if anything.

meanwhile on /k/

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>>136073949

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please god let them nuke california

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>>136073949
Hope mines a football.

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>>136084806
All I want for Christmas from Santa Kim is a Foxtrot Flash.

>>136085077
i just want a gf. will nork nukes get me a gf?

>>136083220
lolz

>>136086068
No, but talking to girls at parties about Skykings is an instant pantie dropper.

>>136073949
How long until this guy gives us a new Pearl Harbor? Honestly I'd laugh if I woke up and saw a mushroom cloud over LA

>>136086068
why want 1 gf?
u pussy
have 19
demadn immedaite sex on first dae or dump her

>>136082225
They took then protected the poppy fields while clandestine services paid locals for and trafficked opium to western europe and north america in quantities never before seen.
Special forces and the US Airforce secured the country in the first few months following 9/11. There is a difference in being occupiers and knocking out major military opposition. The US military machine can go in and take anything when given a green light. Forcing a population to accept that is a totally different mission and one to which there is no way to win without removing that population. This they could also do and do well but has certain negative political/public perceptions.
The goal in afghanistan was nothing more than a means to secure long term black budget funding measures while giving a public perception that "america was taking the fight to them."

>>136086290
thank you for your service

>>136073949

I kinda wish Kim would actually do something. SK could take them easily, US just provides massive air support. It's over in a week.

>>136086507
whats skykings?

It'll be fucking half-life 3. Best Korea has the best gifts

>>136073949
Kim needs to shut the fuck up before he gets the painful death he keeps swinging his prick around for. How fucking stupid could one spoiled chink be?

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Any other Rodong Sinmum readers here? They're a pretty comfy read

>>136075262
Oh sure why wouldn't they give the U.S. a full license and pretext to glass their entire country?
NK and Kim want to survive and keep their weapons and program -terrorism traced back to them negates this.

There going to be a "North Korean nuclear deal"...sound familiar? It should...same thing as Iran...a bunch of BS where everyone gets to walk awake intact and claim a win.

>>136086962
Seems a bit bias. LoL

>>136086816
It's a level 2 priority. A Klaxon Flash or Foxtrot Flash are Priority 1.

>>136086816
autists only radio

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>>136087056
Kek maybe a bit

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>>136087187

>>136076375
I'm happy to see a UHF gif.

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captcha calle close

>>136086965
They could mail factual secrets on dealings of the US government they have collected of many years to US news outlets. Or information about betrayal of the US by its allies or to its allies about betrayals perpetrated by the US Gov.
Past that I see little they would do that wouldn't be a total joke.

>>136087367
lel, ive honestly never seen that before. hilarious

>>136087458
why are calle captchas everywhere lately?
>carrier captcha

>>136087367
This is best skykang instructions ive seen to date.
TOPEST KEK

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/pol/ should support North Korea in it's efforts to cleanse this earth by removing (((America)))

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>>136087609
calle has been here for months, fgt

>>136087576
>>136087688
I was really drunk when I made it. I'm surprised there's no typos.

>>136087333
checked checked and checked
you cant help but laugh at this shit

>>136087761
Enjoy those north eastern winds, Faggot.

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>>136087879
decent OC brah, have a groove

>>136087761
This joke again, i respect you leaf bro, no need for hate.

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>>136088032
Kittos. Have some Finns.

They won't tell us beforehand. It's not happening,

>>136088164
That webm is so fucking cringy

>>136088413
The blinky one at the end says, "Saanko koskettaa sitä ennen kuin piirtää sen?"

>>136087761
us should annex canada and put canadien in africa to diversify africa

>>136087466
All i see is truth in that post
Let this happen KEK

>>136087879
>I was really drunk when I made it. I'm surprised
Well you hit the nail on the head. Captured the truest essence of skykang generals.
What do they mean? Nobody fucking knows lol. A few years ago I came to a websdr thread and explained there was literally no information to be had from these transmissions then realized those harping in the threads were not the autists, but was me for trying to in a serious manner explain what, why and how these transmission were used.
They are some of the better late night threads.
When i first saw the link posted in a thread a few years ago I had already been playing with it for a sometime and said, there goes the neighborhood. Then the site got flooded with a few thousand /pol/tards and crashed. For a couple weeks you were lucky if you could use it at all. Sometimes if you persisted and kept trying to load it you would get in. But how fast they turned off the chat was literally the funniest thing ive ever seen. I cant remember how many Hitler did nothing wrong's I saw posted. It really was hilarious.

>>136088784
>What do they mean? Nobody fucking knows lol.
yeah, thats skyking threads for me. fuckin interesting, but im not sure why

>>136087879

I was in that thread.

>>136089051
what nobody ever mentions and i find interesting over the andrews broadcasts are numbers stations which are still in use.
ive heard a fair share of those and they are really neat.

>>136088413
welcome to japan
they're pretty sheltered over there, as well as being unused to giant muscled men twice the size of any male jap

>>136078159
It'll never happen

>>136076347
Im on Oahu Reeeeeeeee

>>136089654
>live for a year kwajalein for a year
>ISP still gives me america flag

i understand your frustration

>>136089630
I am sure you are correct.

>>136090120
browser cookies?
thats odd

>>136073949
It's a box with Denis Rodman's BBC.

>>136088784
I remember that. I think I brought the WebSDR to 4chan when Russia started the surprise exercises next to Finland and Norway and Andrews sent a half hour long message.

Bet the Kangs will be lighting up for Zapad 2017, too. Nervously close to the Suwalki Gap.

>>136087367
tune to 6021.09
>aliens happening

>>136090255
i didnt get a marshall islands flag, i was fuckin looking forward to it. only met one other dude in my dorm who was a /b/tard, he had a us flag as well. im not sure ive ever seen the flag here

>>136090446
Or your listening to an AM or LSB transmission on USB.

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>>136073949
North Korean threats are almost as reliable as /pol/ happening threads kek.

http://priyom.org/

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>>136073949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFRIJpU1k3A
freedom incoming

>>136090640
nah brah, aliens.

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>>136091294

>>136090569
Marshall islands has come before, but it is ultrarareflag
only 1 genuine post, though PK the proxynigger spammed a bit using it to bait newfags

>>136091340
7930 russian navy using morse code

>>136073949
Donny just please please nuke NK already, Kill them send in the troops and just fucking go to town.

So fucking tired of this shit just kill each other already.

>>136073949

I love surprises!

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Why is North Korea trying so hard to get us to annihilate them? I get that they wanted to prove they are a legitimate military power which is what they did with the last 2 ICBM test.

They have to know at some point the U.S. is going to get sick of their shit and air drop regime change though. They are pushing waaay too hard. What's the endgame?

I wonder if it has anything to do with the diver trying to cut wires at that port the other day.
Maybe they put a nuke on a sub and will attempt to suicide bomb something with it.

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>>136075669
>tfw I live in Seattle and nobody on /pol/ cares if I die

>>136096047
We'll die together anon

>>136075262
Buy more gunz n sheiit. Live in a perpetual state of fear, its the American way. If it wasn't NK it would be a zombie apocalypse or some other shit, or even a midget tribe from Papua New Guinea who have developed long range spear chucking capabilites. Fear is the problem and guns are the solution.

>>136074675
That factory worker just hoping he makes it out of work alive. "Dont fuck up... dont fuck up..."

>>136075262
What is the possibility of them sending a powerful virus?

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>>136096951
A virus, not so much. Chemical weapons are a different story though. They have a shitl oad of VX gas. It would be scarier than a nuke.

>>136073949
This is all due to everyone being a faggot. Everyone WILL have to kill North Korea sometime. You know they're too stupid to talk. Everyone will have to fight them. But no one is willing to. Why fight now? Let's let them develop Nuclear bombs, then we'll fight. Brilliant strategy.

>>136073949
Our generosity is endless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYAeyll6CkY

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>>136073949
Congratulations, you opened the box of pandora. Are you ready for the end?

>>136096047
>>136096115
Everett is the chosen city, Seattle is just code for hobos and Asians

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>>136097174
WHAT KIND OF MASK DO I NEED TO GET

>>136097593
A sarcophagal one.

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>>136073949
If he surprise packages yellow stone I'm going to surprise package myself.

>>136073949
murricans btfo by starving chinks with pitchforks again

>>136073949
kek NK not getting cucked by rothchilds banks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_QnE9-iK80

So he's going to scuttle his mini subs with nukes on board in west coast harbors. Who didn't see that one coming?

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>>136074675

>>136074395
THIS. Gooks are out of rice again lol

>>136098563
fucking kek

>>136073949
please let them do something. i quit drinking, smoking, and have been working out 4 days a week and in great shape again hoping for something to happen inside or outside the U.S.

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>>136073949
It's a big nothing burger. What a surprise.

I swear these HAPPENING threads are getting worse and worse. Korea is just gonna keep doing what they've been doing.

>>136073949
/facepalm

NK is retarded its official. They are going to get assraped like Saddams million man army. Not even Saddams mighty secret weapon "the shoe" could save him.

>>136075516
Its a type of chocolate i think developed in Switzerland.

>>136099145
Isn't the implication in this stalemate that China and/or Russia have a vested interest in a NK state?

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I wonder who would be willing to ship something for NK while the curtain is being pulled back on the deep state?

I for one accept our new Zerg Overlords. Genetic purity is a must.

>>136099300
China is pissed at NK for assassinating their own guy who was making great trade deals during sanctions. Kim killed him because he threatened his power structure so its kinda a catch 22. They want NK as a buffer state but hate them now because they are indeed retarded. As for Russia they get cheap labor from NK but im not sure what else. I think all nations want a NK regime that cannot project power and we can leave it at that. Nobody dies, China.Russia,Iran get their cheap labor and no south koreans die.

But hey this Kim guy is a rabid dog who disregards diplomacy at every turn. It looking like the only option is going to be war at this point. Its going to suck. a lot of asian allies are going to die because Kims regime is failing and he wants to go out with a bang.

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>>136100141
If that's the case then I'm back to my original position of fuck this guy he needs to die. Anyone claiming to be god or an end unto themselves with no need to learn or adapt needs to be written out, and will be.

>>136073949

Is Loot Crate still a thing?

I bet it's a Kim Jong IL Funko-Pop

Hey burgers how do you reconcile with the fact nk is more American than America today. They fit closer to the founding fathers most important ideal: no central banking

>>136100394
If he doesnt listen to reason China is going to figure out a way to coup him and take away their toys. I consider all out war a last resort and im glad tillerson isnt like the war hawks Nikki and Lindsey Graham beating the war drums. What kim is doing to his own people is a sickening humans rights violation but even more will die in an open conflict. I just i dont know how its going to be possible to remove the ICMB and nuclear technology while keeping kim in power.

I want to find a DPRK phone number I can call.

I live in NYC. Fucking do it, Kim.

How do I order a pizza to Kim Jung Un's house?

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>>136097254
more like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAxmvNm6Uv0&ytbChannel=ComradePopov

>>136100394
wait and till he nukes cali then we can remove him 2 birds with one stone

Nuke California first please kim. Annihilate me and this godforsaken place

>>136073949
surprise gift packages?
s-sempai... how kind
fake news is making me hate these people when they're going to give me some gifts?

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>>136102778
PIC RELATED LIVES IN CALI
MAGIC NIGGER LIVING OUT OF HER CAR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl2Ww52PAUI

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>>136081744
lol

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>>136104705
lol

>>136073949
Kim Jong Un bobbleheads and photoshopped pictures of him looking "cool".

>>136105575
I want a Kimmy bobblehead.

>>136086816
do not answer

>>136073949
can we send some meme energy to them
we need a happening to redpill our country
we will NEVER be the majority unless shit hits the fan and forces the globalists to work with the trump administration